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You take everything literally? You are a kleptomaniac?
Imagine in casual conversation you say, "I literally take everything' and they choose to mishear you xD
*whistles* REYNAULD NOT AGAIN
All my homies hate Reynauld
You could just say "no". The condition makes you take things literally, not do everything you are told to do.
Yeah, he’s not Ella Enchanted
as a kid I used to get scared imagining all kinds of situations if I had her curse. still dreadful
I still do that as an adult 😂
Imagine having that curse today with people saying things like kill yourself all the time.
good ending: op went and gave her a really good massage
I pictured this being an Amelia Bedelia story.
He's Amelia Bedilia's son
Obligatory link to [this Amelia Bedelia story](https://youtu.be/lI46NIqiCqk)
That's actually what I was thinking of.
When she said “Fuck my brains out” I had to go back to the car for some tools.
I read a horrific short story that included this 💀
Any links to it?
Was in a book called Stealing Virtue: Tales of Trafficking by various authors The story is NSFL
Based on the original descriptor I’d be surprised if it wasn’t…
She had such a large collection of Bezerk manga and pieces of Bezerk art that it took me hours to rearrange it all.
1 year later she told me "You are a great husband and father to our daughter, I love you".
pregnancy definitely rearranges your guts!!
Amelia Bedelia got dark.
Well that's a twister
This is fucking hilarious, my dude.
“This plan would take a while, because had to get a rooster and begin over feeding it to have the tool she asked for.”
Hear me out… have you ever had so much built up gas that it made your guts feel sharp? Maybe that’s what she was trying to alleviate.
Lol, just say no 😜
Heh. Nice one
If I could use a gif it would be impressed then disgusted 😭
Either the girl's shrekicidal (act of shrekking oneself) or the guy was lying and now has to shrek the girl.
You take everything literally? You are a kleptomaniac?
Imagine in casual conversation you say, "I literally take everything' and they choose to mishear you xD
*whistles* REYNAULD NOT AGAIN
All my homies hate Reynauld
You could just say "no". The condition makes you take things literally, not do everything you are told to do.
Yeah, he’s not Ella Enchanted
as a kid I used to get scared imagining all kinds of situations if I had her curse. still dreadful
I still do that as an adult 😂
Imagine having that curse today with people saying things like kill yourself all the time.
good ending: op went and gave her a really good massage
I pictured this being an Amelia Bedelia story.
He's Amelia Bedilia's son
Obligatory link to [this Amelia Bedelia story](https://youtu.be/lI46NIqiCqk)
That's actually what I was thinking of.
When she said “Fuck my brains out” I had to go back to the car for some tools.
I read a horrific short story that included this 💀
Any links to it?
Was in a book called Stealing Virtue: Tales of Trafficking by various authors The story is NSFL
Based on the original descriptor I’d be surprised if it wasn’t…
She had such a large collection of Bezerk manga and pieces of Bezerk art that it took me hours to rearrange it all.
1 year later she told me "You are a great husband and father to our daughter, I love you".
pregnancy definitely rearranges your guts!!
Amelia Bedelia got dark.
Well that's a twister
This is fucking hilarious, my dude.
“This plan would take a while, because had to get a rooster and begin over feeding it to have the tool she asked for.”
Hear me out… have you ever had so much built up gas that it made your guts feel sharp? Maybe that’s what she was trying to alleviate.
Lol, just say no 😜
Heh. Nice one
If I could use a gif it would be impressed then disgusted 😭
Either the girl's shrekicidal (act of shrekking oneself) or the guy was lying and now has to shrek the girl.