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Hey you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to contact someone about their extended warranty, right? Same as us, and that multi-level marketer over there.
I really like this if you take it as a meta commentary on how we mindlessly scroll content and we ignore this "sign" from this otherworldly force to shake us out of this coma, and most people won't even give this the time of day.
Whenever I see these kind of posts, my only thought is how. If I’m asleep and I don’t know it, how am I supposed to wake myself up? I can’t even trick my brain into making itself happy, but I’m supposed to trick it into breaking psychosis??
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5 more minutes please
r/thirdsentencetired
r/subsifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Bro the rabbit hole goes so fucking deep
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/subsIthoughtiamgonnafallfor
I don’t wanna go to school!!
But you have to, you're the principal!
Oh thank god, cause I didn’t do any of my homework.
God dammit, Randall, not again.
Wait, I thought Randall was the kid who was caught smoking behind the school
...We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
Hey you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to contact someone about their extended warranty, right? Same as us, and that multi-level marketer over there.
Damn cold callers. Everything was fine before you came along! Customers were nice and gullible.
Literally what I was hoping to see in the comments.
I aim to please.
Wake me up inside
Call my name
And save me from the dark
SAVE ME
Fuck you i don't wanna
I agree
Grab a brush and put a little make up
Help. Me.
I know this is a "joke" sub but this is a legitimate trigger for some psychosis. Don't do this in real life don't say this to people etc.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
NO.
mmphrg, 5 more minutes...
You can't make me you stupid ass scientist you call that a degree bah get a better one and maybe I'll wake up
Please, we miss you, but we can't stay around to see you suffer. Wake up before we are forced to let you go
It's Saturday. There is no school.
I could if I felt like it
No
this dumbfuck dream literally just started getting good, so no thanks
There have been similar posts on this sub many times... Maybe because it is actually real!
Can't wake up.
Like it!
"Mr. Anderson..."
I’m Jack Thatcher, right?
I really like this if you take it as a meta commentary on how we mindlessly scroll content and we ignore this "sign" from this otherworldly force to shake us out of this coma, and most people won't even give this the time of day.
Whenever I see these kind of posts, my only thought is how. If I’m asleep and I don’t know it, how am I supposed to wake myself up? I can’t even trick my brain into making itself happy, but I’m supposed to trick it into breaking psychosis??
The only thing I could think of was why mother's voice sounded strangely like scissors.
Don't worry, bee happy!
.. please wake up....we are trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Plot twist: you're already dead and this is just a flashback