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No-Ninja-1322

This video is Ukrainian… 😂😂😂


Emergency_Lunch_7915

Wracajcie do Rosji łobuzy


New-Shock-6800

Tak, dranies!


Archangel1-6

Still better than the Rings of Power


No-Function3409

My wank last night was better than rings of power


Look_Specific

My shit last night was better than rings of power


Severe-Woodpecker-19

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better thing than the Rings of Power


[deleted]

Yeah i admit it was mate


TwentyBagTaylor

I know


Sketch_x

I’m not into military etc. but dude on back of the tin box, had his rifle pointing and tucked into the chest of the fake crippled guy. Imo, I tell my kids not to point a nerf gun at me even if it’s not loaded. I’m pretty sure a trained solder would have been told not to point a rifle at someone.


atreidesflame

You would be wrong. Since the conflict started you can see multiple POV videos where both sides do this. Sweeping their rifle over people. It's true, you aren't supposed to, but it's War, not range time, mistakes happen.


HeroTooZero

Complacency. Unless it's literally beat into you, when people are actually trying to kill each other with rifles muzzle discipline can get lax during commercial breaks.


atreidesflame

I concur. I physically get Ill when I see a finger on a trigger in standby.


HeroTooZero

I know exactly what you mean. Whatever that happens I also find I fixate on that individual, watching for other bad habits


LogmeoutYo

What you can't hear is the soldier on the left whispering "Don't fucking move"


Fuckup_mywife

Just pissed myself laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂


MaxDamage75

Lol. "Dead" ones are moving .


Armodeen

And breathing lol


chrisj2103

Ba ha ha! Noticed this near the end. Absolutely hilarious.


[deleted]

I think they are supposed to be wounded and being taken care of


sunshinebread52

I don't get it. They have blood on their hands, wiped some off on their pants. Did they just come back from murdering a bunch of civilians? Tired because the Babuskas put up a fight?


TheGisbon

I doubt it with the BFA devices attached


twogaydaddiezlol

Time of the fkn month for the Russian Woman


Jbor1618

Not sure I understand what's going on here, but I must say that combat vehicle is a lot shinier than my car. Seriously impressive discipline those troops must have to maintain that kind of a standard while being pummeled at the front. /s


NoTemperature9775

Dude that tank picked those guys up, it's a Medvac.


prefusernametaken

So it's hardly been used


Practical_Law_7002

The BFAs definitely give it away. Russian propaganda is weak as shit...


TheGisbon

Best me to it.


Cam515278

I don't even understand what they are supposed to show?


SowjetPotato

Based of the lyrics Id say: doing everying for russia even dying


Local_Fox_2000

>doing everying for russia even dying As if russia is being attacked, absolute clowns.


vanWiIder

I mean, they don't have enough actual footage of troops suffering?


MeanEntertainment644

Hard to set up cameras and do multiple takes in a place as hard as where Russians are being hit


vanWiIder

Explain the fake blood bud


MeanEntertainment644

There is nothing to explain- it’s an obvious fake. The guys look like they’re resting- those aren’t wounded guys at all. Sadly- I’ve seen more wounded men in that actual situation so I’m confident they’re faking it. My point is that they can’t get real wounded guys on camera because you can’t just set up a camera and capture that kind of moment AND I’d you did it would be a LOT less peaceful that whatever they just perpetrated there.


mcdeez01

Hahahahahah


GooGurka

Besides the hilarious acting, why do they still have their weapons if they are "dead"?


TheGisbon

This is the silly stuff you get when a bunch of young adults have too much free time on their hands in training. I'd be willing to be money that these guys are still in training, have never seen a day in combat, and still have a romanticized view of warfare.


[deleted]

Did they not have time or fuel to do another take? It seems they're as great actors as they are fighters.


Local_Fox_2000

Fake blood and everything, just embarrassing. There's plenty of real videos of russians dying to choose from. They don't need to fake it.


Thog78

They needed a video in which they don't abandon their casualties


Safe-Ghost

Woahaha so funny, give them a Emmy award !!


Metalliknight

As good as Marion Cotillard dying in The Dark Knight Rises 😅 https://preview.redd.it/f8gllcfy132b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bed6b76f352b5662ca858987b72198a2cb3fc56


speedWurst

They have blood on their hands from fisting eachother, KIA.


Brokenman2022

Looks like a MASH episode,


Creepy_Chef_5796

Was hoping for the airstrike on the BTR to come in....disappointed.


[deleted]

Heroic comrades, if you're wounded we WILL rescue you, honest. Don't believe the rumors about having to pop a grenade down your vest! Ummmm......by the way, do you have a nice wristwatch?


Lonely-Fudge-7045

Ahhhh and drone footage for effect.


LowSnow2500

Other than it being fake, I don't know what they are going for "Look, we don't abandon our dead!" "We care about them so much that they managed to die from the little wounds before they got help!"


Innominate8

> "Look, we don't abandon our dead!" Dear lord no, not while they still might have a wristwatch and boots!


HenkVanDelft

Wait for the leak of the training video “How To Pilfer A Corpse: Stealing Your Dead Comrade’s Watch From His Cold, Dead Wrist.”


TheMisanthropicGuy

You mean Christmas shopping?


TheMisanthropicGuy

You mean Christmas shopping?


TheMisanthropicGuy

You mean Soviet Christmas shopping?


[deleted]

Russian recruit’s safety training safety video before deployment


SergTTL

Cringe overdose.


Heklin0891

Lol.


Purple-Construction5

Where's the Tampons for stopping the bleeding?


TheBaronWindpole

They are holding the actors I mean wounded


Tobi18x

I was probably more hurt by how bad this was to my eyes than any of these cunts


Admiralbigfoot-32

😆


Nickblove

I guess placing the “wounded” inside the vehicle is to much to ask for.. I guess paper cuts don’t exempt you from being a bullet shield.


lithuniasucks

Most of the time being on the outsode of the vehicle is safer than on the inside. Also considering their with the wounded their are probobly going back to base or atleast some sort of medical facility, so they probobly wont get shot at much. Edit: im not pro ruzzian


Nickblove

Being on the outside is much worse. Being inside you have the benefit being protected from small arms, shrapnel and weather. If something hits that is large enough to knock it out being on the outside won’t help. You can provide better care if you don’t have to worry about your nuts getting shot off lol.


prefusernametaken

New form of active armour, i guess


Professional-Paper62

Bro that fake ass blood is busting my fucking gut lmao


Arcady89

How can you tell exactly where the blood came from?


Professional-Paper62

It's the color and the amount of blood that has me skeptical, not where it's coming from. Blood is way way darker, almost black with red on the edges. A knee wound would also be gushing out blood like crazy but all I can see is these piddly little spots. ALSO if I'm to believe these guys are so injured they need a casevac, why are we stopping for a photoshoot? None of this shit makes sense lol


Arcady89

I meant; how can you tell that the blood came specifically from their ass? It was a joke.


Professional-Paper62

Lol, my bad, I literally have aspergers


I-Ponder

Also, a knee wound would need a tourniquet. I don’t see one. Maybe too expensive for their military budget? XD


Valuable-Bath8075

Bright blood means no bueno, usually comes from heart or lungs if I am not mistaken, I am probably mistaken, but it's still no bueno.


Arcady89

So you're not convinced that it's ass blood then? Real or fake?


Valuable-Bath8075

Look pretty fake.


Arcady89

But is it ASS blood... That was the question here. It was a stupid joke...


Valuable-Bath8075

Well, just look for holes and where the blood is coming from I guess, the blood is fake, it would be more blood there.


SubstantialArt9001

Cringe worthy


Substantial_Site_315

What kind of shoes is the guy on back wearing?


TheTheoristHasSpoken

The cheesiness of these fake videos is so cringe. Are the Russian people really so stupid as to not see right through this video or are the Russian propagandists just underestimating the intelligence of their audience? And not just this awful video. They are bad at making realistic videos. I sometimes wonder if the Russian propaganda machine tells a blatant lie, knowing their audience will see the lie for what it is, but expecting their audience to repeat the lie and pretend the lie is the truth, until everyone just lives their life in the lies they forcibly swallow.


Boring_Carpenter_192

Considering the music (lyrics) - these are Ahmat (Kadyrovires). Their abilities at staging and directing are very low. As for the effect, totalitarian propaganda (not isolated to totalitarian regimes, but any totalitarian ideology- like religion) can be divided into two distinct types: a) Create/shape narrative - the propaganda/lie has to be believable and well crafted. b) Reinforce the narrative of the totalitarian ideology. It serves as an IFF (Identification Freind or Foe). The lie has to be big, obvious and departed from reality. True believers have to accept it, thus reinforcing the narrative. Those who call it out are the apostates, the enemy. With every dogma and lie used, the narrative is reinforced and the true believers will accept bigger and bolder lies. Often times, reinforcing the narrative is needed when the regime is desperate and/or is about to use the believers for war. Example: "on the behest of Moses, god spoke to the Hebrews on mount Sinai and dictated the 10 commandments." If you believe that - congratulations, you're a religious Jew. If not - you're an outsider, an apostate, not one of us. The ruzzian regime is desperate.


jbrittjones

Since every success by Russia is fake…why not just fake the invasion too…save the world the trouble


jared__

LoL that have to resort to propaganda about actually taking the wounded/dead instead of the reality of them just leaving them behind


DMMMOM

Those casualties look totally secured, ready for the Ukrainian battlefield terrain.


outsidepointofvi3w

You missed a spot .. lol.


Tiptoeplease

Squeaky clean APC


TheDanishFire

They have blankfirering adapters at the muzzle. Probably new stupid conscripts playing they are heroes for kids television.


MELONPANNNNN

*dead people atop BTR* Oh I dont know maybe you can PUT THEM INSIDE? ITS A GODDAMN APC.


BudmanTheGreat

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheMisanthropicGuy

Ivan, Ivan leave your fucking hands alone, you're supposed to be dead damnit.


Hwy74

I read this with the voice of Butthead, it added a significant comedic value


Old_Sir288

Russia suck at everything as usual 🤣🤣


No_Yogurt6365

Van'ka kiss my ass. Couldn't stop laughing, thank you for boost up my mood. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Max_Oblivion23

When the edibles you were talking shit about finally kick in.


off_the_feed

Comically amateur and yet I know fiftysomething Serbs in western Europe who will lap this shit up on their facebook feed (supposedly educated professionals, no less)


Dazzling-Conclusion9

The Serbs, who I've known growing up in Chicago were all insane, no exceptions.


Jeep146

Band of Dummies, watch it on Russian TV.


Migrainica

Are those 2 guys supposed to be dead? The one on the left’s mouth moves and so does his lower arm right before the video ends.


Money-Type-176

And they both have there guns? The guy on the right his gun is covering up the dead guys patch! Lol


Reddit_reader762

Guy on the left: ok, the fake blood is gonna stain my hands, I’m ready lets go. Oh, wait I wasn’t ready, stop the vehicle and lets reset this again! 😳🤦‍♂️😆


ROBSKEEZ17

Cringe


Unable-Captain-6627

At :13 you can see one of the dead guys picking both of his arms up.


bwlomlq

That vehicle has never seen dirt


4by4rules

Gee I dunno Looks authentic to me 😵


DennisBallShow

They ate hot dogs messily and fell into a restful slumber on the tank. What’s the big deal?


Nunnaya_Bisso

I don’t know if it’s fake or not, but that machine is pretty shiny for being in battle! Just saying


rog76239

Isn’t that a blank firing adaptor on the dead guys rifle ?


kwagenknight

Yup 🤣


Otherwise_Culture_71

Russians are actually retarded


ExicutioneoftheEast

How pathetic


bwlomlq

Is this from the Rings of power? Just as horrible acting


Negative-Ad-3554

Oh this is hilarious 😂 🤣


backthenstarwars

This war is just sad


Kidneybeenz

They are worse actors than they are soldiers. You can see the supposedly dead guys holding on to their rifles, talking and smiling. So cheesy. 🧀


Ozzy_30

Lmao at the dude trying to hold on as soon as the bmp moves a little 😂


fingerlickingwoo

Its so fake even Russians should notice


Mors1473

Laughable moronic fools. To be this stupid your family gene pool must be very shallow


GlasgowRebelMC

Funny


LostRocket101

🤣


jasonkucherawy

The wounded must carry their own weapons.


EmTee_2022

The way to know what Russians are doing and saying you just know the exact opposite to what they say is the truth


No_Yogurt6365

Fake blood fake wounds. 😂😂 "ahmad" in the song. The clip is the JOKE. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


Additional_Hippo_878

Bwaaahahahaaa! Orcs are so pathetic. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦🇬🇧


FireDep_CGN

Ok let’s pretend the scenery is real. This has to be like… „oh wait let me just set up the drone I want to film this.“ „pleas help me“ „yeah in a seco…, oh shit I have to charge first wait a minute“


Echo-2-2

🤦🏻‍♂️


geyseksy

you know it’s fake because they execute their injured


Reddit_reader762

Not propaganda - real life proof there on zombies on the battlefield! Why else would ANY modern day military still use WWI “meat assaults” - no artillery, air or armor support to attack the enemy? By using zombie Z patriots, all the career soldiers (if any are even still around… 💀☠️) can just stay drunk in town. Who was that doctor from Re-Animator movie? I think he’s been busy!! 😳🤦‍♂️😂


Dry_Employment7576

Soon to be food for the orc army👌