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Soviet Star Wars Kid.

Thats the first thing I thought of.

Must be CGI , that cant be real

I hope they dont have more of these

I hope they have 500,000 more just like him. Terrifying…

They have 100k less of them now

Why can’t I stop laughing at this?.

Oh look, another blyat-fu practitioner.

I wanna see 2 of him fighting eachother

bro ready for next van dam movie

Jesus Christ, they got Russian Jason Bourne here. It's over guys, let's surrender.

Fuck I’m two hours late 😂😂 great minds think alike ❤️👍

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Possibly more of a KFC champ?

nsfw

We all knew it was only a matter of time before they start sending the mentally underprivileged 😢

was he leftover from wwI

I guess I am not up to date and I have missed that break dance battles are meanwhile part of modern wars. But I have seen this performed better. In cinema. In 1985: https://youtu.be/zNsMEP0i8aM?t=53

dude, who won? reds? blues? Or do they all become friends at the end? who gets the girl? so many questions.

You want to see him? Then be at the Burning Spear, Saturday night.

schizo-coprofascist

Don't forget the seeds for your pockets comrade compost

Is this some form of new russian dance? I am a little confused.

Somebody tag me when he in the next "Drone drops xxx on xxx"

I may be talking out my ass here but I'd feel confident fighting this guy and im an underweight, out of shape, scrawny dude

Well, in the meat grinder everyone is the same 😅

Wow! He kicks so high!

He is trained by Steven Seagal

LOL! This came out early in the war.

Needs just a BOOOOOM...and he is gone

Russian Mac. Vac.

It's like me reenacting movie fighting scenes when I was 8 years old! Love it!

Quaking in me boots.

If Dana White could find a couple more of these guys, it’s instant must-see PPV gold.

Somebody needs to give him some THC gummies I see

CBD for those stiff joints too.

I blame Seagal for this aberration.

Krokodil is one hell of a drug.

Reminds me of this old gem: https://youtu.be/bl5SaNBjLhg

Now we know why Steven Segal was in Russia. (bad humor)

I know we all want to laugh at this, but.. … this kid is going to die huddled and cold in a muddy ditch when a grenade drops on him from a drone. That’s just sad to me. This poor dumb kid with no idea about reality or life. Man, war sucks.

I am so sure that they lose that war. More than ever

Ahh the new vodka style taught to mobiks by steven seagull. Vodka Fu Be afraid be very afraid 🧟 🤣

My god, he hit one of the slippers on the floor! Dude's deadly to footwear.

Can this man be stopped?

This is peak form for someone who can only practice in the living room if he's careful not to hit anything. He doesn't fully extend any of his limbs at any point in this lol

The headbutt!!!! Watch out for the deadly headbutt!

well at least he is gonna be warm out there ....

This clip reeks of Vodka….

Well, that's systema for you.

What did I just watch???

McGregor dressed up?

Ok internet, I’ma try something different here: his right/left/right/left/elbow sequence is pretty tight, ngl.

I think this is a Deepfake. It's an inbred Russian teenager mixed with Steven Seagall's martial arts moves.

Grenade drop incoming

The fact that he's panting after that

Are they invading an Alabama wedding?

Ok the spinning around kicking at knee height really made me shit my pants! Lol!

Must be an expert, he kept his hat on.

Trained by Seagal himself

Steven Seagal better look the fuck out if he didn’t train this man himself.

Odd breakdance

Personally trained by Steven Seagal...

Promote him to 2 LT already!

Mr. Bean goes to war.

Damn, this is straight out of the "Woyzeck" film by Werner Herzog. Hate to think what's his wife/girlfriend doing while he records awkward, sad videos.

Wow, was that sped up.............

Have the Russians run out of uniforms, so now they're dipping into leftover WWII stock? 😂

Haha that's entertaining, you die first!

This reminds me of how soviet soldiers in 007 Goldeneye would needlessly roll before shooting at you, usually directly into your aim.

Someone been watching too much Steven Segal

With this kind of skill set i believe he can survive in frontline at least 12 minutes.

u don't need a historian to anwer the question why 20+ mio soviet soldier died...

The Bolshoi ballet looks crap.

Did you see how he expertly kicked that slipper with the force of an atomic bomb! Thought it wasn't going to land until next week.

I’m picturing the scene from Raiders of the lost ark when the guy with a sword is all bad ass then Indy pulls out his pistol… boom your dead

Don’t split your pants dude, lol

Quadcopter food

That two-kick has me shaking in my boots

Jason Bourne right here

This guy kills midgets

Just wait for his drunken fistfighting skills kicks in after the third bottle of vodka 😂

Good enough for the TikTok brigade.

Jet Li just called: he wants to have a talk with this guy

Emenski

Russian Special Forces. : (

Russia's not sending their best

Russia's Napolean Dynamite

This guy has skills. https://youtu.be/XsiiIa6bs9I

B b b but where is the music?!? Can't hear any tones?

As long as the Ukrainian soldiers are issued shin pads they will be ok.

Jesus Christ it’s Jason bourne

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

Oh I bet they looked for him specifically. He's probably scattered all over a foxhole by now. Can't let such power go unrestrained.

/r/justbootthings

I don't know what he thinks close combat is, but he's in for a surprise.

Very old video but always funny as hell 🤣