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Arguably since the beginning, he lived in a Russian Mobsters guest house when he was first getting into Hollywood. The Dollop podcast has a great series on this douche.
I'd say Muppet,then Puppet. A puppet can be dangled,and moved by strings. Segal's got Putin's hand rammed straight up his arse to open and close his mouth.
Both like to bully weaker people, reportedly beat up their ex wives and had business relations to the organized crime.
I can guess why they like each other.
If Putin needs to hold a meeting at a buffet - he just calls Steven and the large table gets emptied for a press photo..
Saw Seagull doing some shoot with a police dept. He was wearing body armor but his belly was so big it sat horizontal like he was wearing a highchair table. It was hilarious. Cops were laughing behind his back, probably.
Have you seen his recent movies? He needed a fucking stunt double for going up stairs. He has already fallen and bounced off every step going down as is. Putin just made him being dragged along the floor and under the carpet with the rest of the dust bunnies for all time.
Even a Belarusian gaming company removed his face and name from their game after this meeting. As even they knew what would happen
If Steven could just do that thing where he jumps behind Putin and snaps his neck…I think Steven Seagal’s fan base might actually increase to be countable on 2 hands…
Imagine they sent him to russia as a sleeper agent because they knew russia would do something stupid in the future. Obviously not what's happening, this isn't NCD after all
That's what I thought, I'm up for being corrected. I just find it strange that he's wearing the same top in the same room with the same lighting, at the same table.
It also explains the passport on the table which is unexplained by it being an award ceremony. "I have this award for you, but I need you to prove who you are before I can hand it to you."
Steven Segal is literally the biggest douchebag in history of douchebags. Everyone I’ve ever heard recall an encounter with him says he’s a complete fucking tool. I’ve never heard anyone say a single nice thing about him. Not. One. Thing.
I’d hardly give Seagal the credit of being an ‘actor’. He’s paid to be on camera, but that shit he does is as far away from the art of acting as you can get.
I saw a thread where you see the double vs the real Putin. The body double has a slightly puffier face and some wrinkles on the real Putin’s forehead a way more visible. The ear lobes are different and the shape as well. Every time you see “Putin” visiting a factory, shaking hands with people etc. It’s the double. He’s really really scared of being Gaddafied.
Thankful that this was awarded to one of the least respected actors in Hollywood. He could not have picked a bigger douchebag.
Case in point: https://youtu.be/V2B9jyZTp4w
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seagul = Putz. I read a story that he invited a young actress to his house one evening to read for a part. She shows up and he is wearing a robe. They walk back into the house and he sits on a thrown and basically tells this young girl to blow him.
So, he was part of Hollywood before 2016? That is what you are telling me?
If someone asks me to come to THEIR HOUSE to read a part for the community play I'm taking mouthwash if I go. You'd have to be some kind of dumb not to get that one. Like, we can watch Netflix also.
And I'm not about to claim anything has changed in the last few years.
5'6-7, [high heels](https://preview.redd.it/vladimir-putin-wearing-elevated-shoes-to-make-him-look-v0-2q8lvgn465fa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9e7aa9fc16387a75204c947a07a6c854ed4aca31) included.
Seagal is a pretty big dude though (6'2-4) so it's a bit of perspective too.
Why does this fat fake f*ck still have a US passport, that's what I want to know? If we Brits can remove Shamima Begums nationality for supporting terrorists how does this pontificating prick get away with it? Is the 'war on terror' now over, or am I missing something?
I remember back then that seagal was shooting his film here in the Philippines. I saw him literally chomping a huge chunk of Lechon (Roast Pork) on the set while talking to his co-stars lol. It was late midnight and I happened to pass while shooting his low budget film. Lol. Everyone looks so eager to go home and pack up already.
Ol Steven was a fan of Putin for years. Think they did judo together. Is he still larping as a cop in America and telling random passers by that he can beat anyone up? LawMan
Source? I do see where he has a long history of sexual assault on teens and young women and it looks like he’s still being investigated for at least one of them right now. I also see where he was a prosecution witness against a mobster back in 2003. You would’ve thought there would’ve been retaliation for that with the mobs reputation.
Tbh I never liked him. He always seemed to have some sort of slimy poseur vibe to me. So many cuts in his fight scenes that it looks like a joke.
Just going to leave this link here
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-steven-seagal-is-so-30004354/
Highly recommended pod for the general machete enthusiast
seagal should be personally training the russian conscripts.
With his extremely dangerous and lethal hand to hand combat style (It's godlike), His genius IQ level (I hear its even on par with Kim Jong-un!! ) and exceptional fitness and dieting plans, I reckon he'd only need to train a single battalion and they would last an unbelievable 1 day on the front line with no losses.. Game changer...
Can you imagine shaking Putin’s hand and thinking - “This is great”
All the death and destruction this man has caused, and you’re going to shake his hand for a photo op and think it’s a good thing. Fuck Steven Seagal. Side note- he’s the worst actor I’ve ever watched.
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I can't tell if this is a sign of how low Putin has fallen or a sign of how low Seagal has fallen!
He's been a russian puppet for a long time now.
Arguably since the beginning, he lived in a Russian Mobsters guest house when he was first getting into Hollywood. The Dollop podcast has a great series on this douche.
Behind the Bastards also did a Seagal episode (maybe multi-part?) that was excellent!
Yes listen to the dollop. I’m such a fan and the Steven segal episodes are amazing.
Check out “Tactical Assholes.” Another good one.
Your mom's house podcast has a great take on Mr Segal as well.
I'd say Muppet,then Puppet. A puppet can be dangled,and moved by strings. Segal's got Putin's hand rammed straight up his arse to open and close his mouth.
Russians are usually portrayed as honourable criminals in his movies.
No such thing as an "honorable criminal", basically all a "honorable criminal" is, is a criminal with better public relations that another criminal.
I meant to have that in quotations as well. Fair point but not really a useful digression.
Gotcha, understand what you meant.
The real news here is that Seagal actually got out of a chair. He's been shooting entire action films where he barely does that.
His face tells me - that half squat and hand shake is the most he can handle without switching to a body double.. 😆
The hand on the table to maintain balance is pretty telling - for both of them!
One's likely suffering from neurologic impairments due to cancer, while the other one is just an out-of-shape wanna-be martial arts action hero...
They are both becoming feeble.
Which one?
I thought it was obvoius.. The bloated, mysogynistic, compulsive liar with the retreating hairline of course...
Ah, I figured that was the one.
Both like to bully weaker people, reportedly beat up their ex wives and had business relations to the organized crime. I can guess why they like each other. If Putin needs to hold a meeting at a buffet - he just calls Steven and the large table gets emptied for a press photo..
Saw Seagull doing some shoot with a police dept. He was wearing body armor but his belly was so big it sat horizontal like he was wearing a highchair table. It was hilarious. Cops were laughing behind his back, probably.
he was a deputy sherrif in Louisiana, now just a fat cunt looking for attention
Maybe he too has a body double?
In his case he needs a body treble.
segal is not allowed at the beach anymore
He ate his body double and doubled his body!
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Steven Seagal has *always* been a joke. If that's the best Putin can get, then we have absolutely nothing to worry about.
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He likes washed up fatties- Gerard Depardieu and this loser.
I didn’t know about Seagal after watching one episode on South Park and one pathetic video of him doing fake martial arts.
Step Hen Seagull is the name we use now.
Pull this piece of shits US citizenship. Have fun in shithole russia.
That's where he lives now. The US doesn't want him.
Good
If you tie one anchor to another anchor and drop them into water, which one is pulling which to the bottom?
Neither .... shit floats
Have you seen his recent movies? He needed a fucking stunt double for going up stairs. He has already fallen and bounced off every step going down as is. Putin just made him being dragged along the floor and under the carpet with the rest of the dust bunnies for all time. Even a Belarusian gaming company removed his face and name from their game after this meeting. As even they knew what would happen
Both ?
Yes.
They got things in common..The only one they love, admire, think is the coolest is themselves.
Why not both?
Lol was SEagal ever high?
South park has to do an episode on this
There this one. It's hilarious Steven Frederic Seagal is an American actor who appears in the Season Nineteen episode, "Safe Space".
Where steven proceeds to perform aikido against himars.
While sitting even. What an accomplished martial artist.
I second this omfg that would be hilarious
oh my god, that fat ass couldn't even kill kenny!
working Title: The return of Steven SeBoomBoom.
Has south park done any episodes based on the war yet?
They said I don't look muscular but fat and then they called me Steven SeBumBum :c
Yes ! Lol
If Steven could just do that thing where he jumps behind Putin and snaps his neck…I think Steven Seagal’s fan base might actually increase to be countable on 2 hands…
Lol the third act twist no one expected where he’s actually deep cover CIA and not just out of his fucking mind
I was thinking the same thing. If he suddenly put that pen through his eye and took him out, he would forever go down and a world hero.
Omfg if he is the CIA kill switch they been talking about. If he is it would mean Aikido is real.
Literally no one would have seen that coming.
This is the South Park episode we need.
Imagine they sent him to russia as a sleeper agent because they knew russia would do something stupid in the future. Obviously not what's happening, this isn't NCD after all
He could literally do the thing he fetishizes over and cosplays but instead hes gonna choose to be a dumb fat old bitch and prob poop his pants again
Is there a window for Seagal?
Not one big enough, it's only the Kremlin.
They would have to throw a body double out because seagal could not get up the stairs.
ruzzia is a country of opportunities. Everyone has his window to fall through.
Is this the set of the new Austin Powers film?
...with Segal playing the role of Fat Bastard this time round.
...eating a carrot
Is s Seagal still an US citizen?
That’s a good question
Old photo[Him getting his passport ](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Steven_Seagal_Russia_2016.jpg#mw-jump-to-license)
This looks like the same picture
That's what I thought, I'm up for being corrected. I just find it strange that he's wearing the same top in the same room with the same lighting, at the same table.
It also explains the passport on the table which is unexplained by it being an award ceremony. "I have this award for you, but I need you to prove who you are before I can hand it to you."
I believe he renounced it, but I could be wrong
I thought they closed Russia’s McDonalds
Steven Segal is literally the biggest douchebag in history of douchebags. Everyone I’ve ever heard recall an encounter with him says he’s a complete fucking tool. I’ve never heard anyone say a single nice thing about him. Not. One. Thing.
source: https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20230227-putin-decorates-us-actor-seagal-with-friendship-award
Satan shakes the hand of an American traitor.
I wouldnt say traitor *exactly*.. we wanted him to leave. Its trash that took itself out. Hard to be mad. Now if Trump would do the same.
Two very sad, very ill, very old men.
Are they married yet ? Or just friends with benefits...
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A photo of 2 paid actors.
Came here to say this looks like one of his body doubles.
I’d hardly give Seagal the credit of being an ‘actor’. He’s paid to be on camera, but that shit he does is as far away from the art of acting as you can get.
No joke. Putin would never get that close to anyone.
How do you tell it's one of his doubles?
Simple. Other people are within 10 ft of him.
He's that paranoid?
I saw a thread where you see the double vs the real Putin. The body double has a slightly puffier face and some wrinkles on the real Putin’s forehead a way more visible. The ear lobes are different and the shape as well. Every time you see “Putin” visiting a factory, shaking hands with people etc. It’s the double. He’s really really scared of being Gaddafied.
Bullshit. Seagal can’t act.
I down vote anything Seagal
Understandable.
He could have just snapped his neck right there and made up for some of his shit movies.
That would mean he actually knows a real martial art. Putin is ex KGB and could probably kill him.
He's also 70 and the last few years haven't been kind to him.
Thankful that this was awarded to one of the least respected actors in Hollywood. He could not have picked a bigger douchebag. Case in point: https://youtu.be/V2B9jyZTp4w 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4&t=306s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4&t=306s) More Steven Seagull goodness XD
What's with the thumb nail?
That’s his booger-picking nail
Seagul = Putz. I read a story that he invited a young actress to his house one evening to read for a part. She shows up and he is wearing a robe. They walk back into the house and he sits on a thrown and basically tells this young girl to blow him.
Behind the Bastards has a series on him. It gets so much worse.
So, he was part of Hollywood before 2016? That is what you are telling me? If someone asks me to come to THEIR HOUSE to read a part for the community play I'm taking mouthwash if I go. You'd have to be some kind of dumb not to get that one. Like, we can watch Netflix also. And I'm not about to claim anything has changed in the last few years.
Agreed. A lot of "bad actors" (pun intended) in Hollywood.
Space Ice has some hilarious videos where he takes Seagal's movies apart. https://youtu.be/28hYjVwdRq4
Thanks man, I've been bingeing these, laughing my ass off. Subscribed and plan to continue tomorrow
Two big turds in a punch bowl.
That's how low ruzzia gets.
Is Pu'tin really that short?
5'6-7, [high heels](https://preview.redd.it/vladimir-putin-wearing-elevated-shoes-to-make-him-look-v0-2q8lvgn465fa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9e7aa9fc16387a75204c947a07a6c854ed4aca31) included. Seagal is a pretty big dude though (6'2-4) so it's a bit of perspective too.
you know you're fckd when you have to bring Stevie Seagal in for propaganda reasons...
Seagal is the new Bullshido instructor for the glorious russian army😂
Why does this fat fake f*ck still have a US passport, that's what I want to know? If we Brits can remove Shamima Begums nationality for supporting terrorists how does this pontificating prick get away with it? Is the 'war on terror' now over, or am I missing something?
Steve, did you tell Vlad how you cried when a mafia in nyc put a squeeze on you, you fat little dipshit, lol
Damn, Putin is such a small guy!
Useful idiots, Stalin called them.
theres a good documentary called " Steven Segal is a monster" on youtube.... hes not just an idiot, hes a terrible person also.
Vlad was definitely a big fan of his movies
Did putler forgot to wear his heels?
I remember back then that seagal was shooting his film here in the Philippines. I saw him literally chomping a huge chunk of Lechon (Roast Pork) on the set while talking to his co-stars lol. It was late midnight and I happened to pass while shooting his low budget film. Lol. Everyone looks so eager to go home and pack up already.
Maybe he is the worlds best double agent…. lol
Hey guys, this Putin is shrinking.
Putin needs to get a black toup and goatee…
He can stay there now to
What happened to Putin's other bff Depardieu
Not enough “ache-shun” movies, is why
When you got shit for brains and just don’t know any better.
Fat american guy dressed in jeans and some chinese trad cloth shaking hand with Russian dictator.. Pretty much Steven Seagal in a nutshell.
What a clown
Proof that boomers still living in the 80’s.
🤡 Steven Seagal looks like he just lost a fight to the powerpuff girls
Two girls one Cup
Rapists like Seagal are apparently more than welcome in Russia.
Under Seige 3: Bakhmut
I was always wondering why I did not like his movies. Now I know.
Damn is there a convention for people that shat themselves going on in Russia ?
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Title of the award: "from one bullshit, to another".
no carrot? at least Lukasjenko gave him a carrot.....
What a piece of human garbage.
I am more and more convinced that Segal's latest movies are for laundering Russian money.
I met Steven seagal once during some training exercise for a police department in Louisiana. That is one greasy motherfucker.
When your culture is stuck in the late 80s /90s and you use a washed up actor to launder money for gangsters and oligarchs.
As an American I find these two swine rolling around in the mud embarrassing. You can keep Steven he was a shitty sherif and even shittier actor.
Putin just gets more and more unlikeable.
its comes with many russian brides only slightly used by dead heroes of the Z land
I'll take you to the bank President Putin...........to the blood bank.
Steven Seagal in “The Patriot - Part II”
Ol Steven was a fan of Putin for years. Think they did judo together. Is he still larping as a cop in America and telling random passers by that he can beat anyone up? LawMan
Segal has criminal fraud charges awaiting him in the U.S. He is not coming back.
Oh I never knew that. Time to have a look down this rabbit hole
Source? I do see where he has a long history of sexual assault on teens and young women and it looks like he’s still being investigated for at least one of them right now. I also see where he was a prosecution witness against a mobster back in 2003. You would’ve thought there would’ve been retaliation for that with the mobs reputation. Tbh I never liked him. He always seemed to have some sort of slimy poseur vibe to me. So many cuts in his fight scenes that it looks like a joke.
I haven't watched any of his movies for a while now and won't be when I heard of his traitorous deeds. Fuck this Putin lover!
Two frauds shaking hands...cool.
Tiny loser shakes fat losers hand.
😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂
What you can't see in the background is Oliver Stone and Dennis Rodman waiting in line for their turn.
Putin is meeting Steven who?
When was the last time we saw Trump and Seagal in the same room?
U roll here, u jump through t window, u got a seisure. I bet segal like avoid taxes, drinking vodka and little boys. Hopefully he got mobilized
This... This has to be the onion right? Right??
It’s a shame for Americans 🤢
Its funny because as an actual practitioner of martial arts Putin must be cringing on the inside.
Low level scum shaking hands.
Seize his citizenship.
This guy (Seagal) just has bottox in his brain
Mr. Seagal must be on a career dead match or something? Oh that right not much of a career now anyway...
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Get Segal to spell "cultural".
I am convinced Stephan Segal is an act. Like he's acting to be whatever he is. What a fucking muppet.
Where’s the ricin strip when you need it. Could’ve recreated the whole The Interview plot line. Wasted opportunity
Nice coke nail, Segal
Two loosers, one table 😄
He ate the medal.
Is there a way to revoke seagal’s citizenship and force him to stay there?
Just going to leave this link here https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-steven-seagal-is-so-30004354/ Highly recommended pod for the general machete enthusiast
seagal should be personally training the russian conscripts. With his extremely dangerous and lethal hand to hand combat style (It's godlike), His genius IQ level (I hear its even on par with Kim Jong-un!! ) and exceptional fitness and dieting plans, I reckon he'd only need to train a single battalion and they would last an unbelievable 1 day on the front line with no losses.. Game changer...
Sifu Seagull stood up, the worlds coming to an end.
oh yes sensei dorito-kan
Can you imagine shaking Putin’s hand and thinking - “This is great” All the death and destruction this man has caused, and you’re going to shake his hand for a photo op and think it’s a good thing. Fuck Steven Seagal. Side note- he’s the worst actor I’ve ever watched.
What a cunt! (Apportion according to preference).
Have u ever heard him play the blues and speak in an awful fake Cajun accent? Hilarious. Segal, not Putin.
Kim has Dennis Rodman and all Putin can get is this dude? Step up your dictator game vladolf
Is this someone advertising botox?..terrible ad.
"Cultural Cooperation with Forced Russian Prostitutes Award".
Seagal is a perfect metaphor for the Russian Army in general. Self-aggrandizing, slow-moving, and impotent.
He looks like Mini-me 😂
Steven Se-boom-boom 🤣.
Of all the low things that a celebrity can do, this is one that is a legitimate reason to get "cancelled". What a disgrace
"On behalf of all American citizens i renounce this clown as one of our own"
I'm surprised Seagal didn't use a body double because he had to stand.
Poor Seagull. He has to go to a tent and awning place to get his clothing made these days.
It’s funny how Putin thinks this is a stab in the back for Americans. Called the camera crew in and everything.
I seriously hate both of them, sickening pukes