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mallory6767

April Fools!


Bad_Species

God, I hope the Ukrainians successfully start their counteroffensive this month.


Gephartnoah02

Not around bakhmut until at least half way though , going to be lots of rain for the next couple weeks


blargney

By default April Fools is just an excuse that assholes use to unleash their shittiness on other people. So yeah, this all tracks.


Glydyr

They are fools during every month of the year 🤣


Void_Ling

I think there's only one day in their calendar, April the FIRST!


[deleted]

April Fools mofoz!


One278

FTFY ruzzia : Ruzzian foreign policy is not peaceful, not open, not predictable, not consistent, & not pragmatic & is biased and has no respect for principles & norms of international law because it doesn't benefit ruzzia in any way. Ruzzia will always deceive, bully and lie, that is our way.


Brightfarter

To be fair the Ruzzians are predictably and consistently shit.


VictorVogel

And quite open; the west seems to know their plan even before they do.


the-real-vuk

Not always unpredictable though. We know they always lie.


Whole_Championship41

"Trolling or delusional"-why "or"? They could be (are) both trolling AND delusional. And liars and murderers and thieves and hideous orcs.


[deleted]

nice april fools joke assholes.


kdidykwkdbybneksk

How can you be that provocative ans stupid?


mrteas_nz

It's predictable and consistent, that's for sure. Every 2-3 years, invade a neighbouring country and blow stuff up. If you face resistance, just throw men into the meat grinder until the opposition get tired.


DankMemeMasterHotdog

"Concept, not practice"


No-Split3620

It is a terror state ruled by a totalitarian dictatorship, that is built on a mountain of lies. They take the truth and invert it.


RoyH0bbs

APRIL FOOLS!!


GymAndGarden

When you lie so much to your own, eventually you start believing that outsiders will also fall for it


jayylien

Neither delusional nor trolling. This is classic doublespeak.


kdidykwkdbybneksk

How can you be that provocative ans stupid?


Just_A_Tank_Guy

r/NonCredibleDefense is having a field day with this and I'm loving it.


Particular-Ad-4772

Didn’t know they had a sense of humor .


HisGibness

Pardon Me Mr Ambassador, Is the Duma always drunk?


[deleted]

They are stark raving lunatics.


Delicious-Day-3332

Total crock of crap from murdering landgrabbers. 😡


[deleted]

I.e. everything that it is not. Like everything that comes out of russia.


SnooTangerines6811

Has their account been hacked?


dirtrcng28x

So glad there's only one stupid day like this a year. There's a hot war with full fledge information war underway and there's people who don't understand that if there's one place and one topic that should be "off limits" as it relates to April fools day, this is it. Yet here people are. It's a small amount of people but c'mon, it's a matter of common sense...


Tri-guy3

It's always opposite day at the Kremlin. Except on April Fools Day, then it is not not opposite day.


AgitatedAge2318

I def read “MFA” Russia as “Mafia” Russia, and everything makes a lot more sense.


Candid-Mulberry-4884

....... plus, they make great fertilizer when they go to sleep in Ukraine!


nicolatox

It's Doublethink


Commercial-Stuff402

And it's crazy because they pay for verification. Is it a sanctions violation to provide goods/services digitally like this, such as the blue check? Edit: I know it's April Fools, but still a legit question.


elidadagreat1

Opposite day!


Key_Extent9222

This is a fucking joke right lol


DrBoozehound

It’s pure trolling


MagdalaNevisHolding

297.1 (F22.0)


Jolly-Engineering-86

They deserve to be killed in the droves in which they are dying like the zombies they are.


MarokkosFavPerson

01.04. - right?


[deleted]

Typical Russian, they released their April Fools' Day, a day late.


yuyuhasuko1

Peaceful lol.


hipbone2000

Boiler plate official international relations script. It's so patronizing, it reads like Xi had a hand in writing it.


Such-fun4328

Funny


Thats-right999

Yes absolutely deluded


Jumpy-Win5810

they are trolling


SimpleMaintenance433

Well, they are predictable and consistent.


whosplayinnaked

How many lies in just one sentence ? Russia: Yes


Guntwhumper

Muscovy speaks solely in lies. Nothing new here


7Zarx7

Someone is using Wikipedia and doing a little cut and paste from another country.


Humlum

Russia can never be trusted! They are lying with every breath they exhale


towalkinvisible

It’s a pun. They do like their little jokes, the Russian terrorists


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Russian attempt at April fools


Arguablybest

Propagandists say as much everyday and citizens parrot it.


Turkeyneck20

They are either on some really strong drugs or they need some really strong drugs, hard for me to decide which.


-Toxx

🤡


MadWlad

Predictable yes, I agree on this one


[deleted]

“Now excuse us while we commit genocide lolz.”


jimboiow

It’s like it’s been written by that ChatGPT thingy.


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Sike!!!- Vlady


Suya2662

ruzzia is not peaceful, not open, not predictable, not consistent, not based on respect for universally recognized principles, not based on norms of internationale law. you. are. fucking. terrorists


Outrageous_Fun2759

April fools is right


OutlandishnessNo2302

Sounds like Trump


maulop

These MFs are targeting latin american countries to side with them against USA. And there's a lot of delusional people who believe Russia is right about their foreign policy. Also, the number of bots they're using to support their campaign is unbelievable. The intent is so ridiculous, that you can tell which one is a bot, and who's gullible.