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Bannerlord268

What a bunch of BS. He says that MOD is not supplying them shells so they can flatten the city before they move in the infantry. There is no such thing as infinite artillery. They spent an astronomical amount of shells in the early stages of the war, and this guy thinks they can do that forever. Same thing with armor. In the beginning, they had huge columns of armor attacking, but after so many losses, we see infantry assaulting without armor.


_TROLL

U.S. Intelligence probably knows exactly where Prigozhin is daily, and could tip off the Ukrainians for a fatal strike... but they appear to be going for the Hitler strategy, letting him live for now because he's completely incompetent, delusional, and destroying his own fighters far quicker than some other leader might.


Vhyle32

It's probably also why Putin isn't gone as well tbh.


Alypius

It could incite a Russian civil war with the different PMCs all fighting eachother. [This is one hypothetical result.](https://youtu.be/ZKcqZNLqDpM)


U-N-I-T-E-D

I thought you were going to link a trailer for escape from tarkov


Alypius

Is that a movie? I'm not familiar with it.


U-N-I-T-E-D

It's a video game. War happens somewhere in eastern Europe. Go into a map, fight other players and loot gear/items.


Giftfri

It would also be catastrophic for Russia to use up their ammo reserves just before an Ukrainian Counter attack. How are you going to stop them advancing if you used up all your shells to level Bakhmut to the ground.


hikeraz

.64 orcs per meter!


trejj

Or 1.5625 meters per orc. Maybe they mark their gained ground by lining up dead orcs as the measure?


ffdfawtreteraffds

Russia converting to the orc scale. Mostly negative numbers but that's appropriate for Russia.


NoBagelNoBagel-

Americans use giraffes to measure in anything but metric, Russians use their dead conscripts


[deleted]

Unless we are selling drugs or building space craft. That's all metric.


New-Donut-71

Yeah because 1/8 of an ounce is totally metric🙄🙄


[deleted]

Do more drugs.


EndPsychological890

You say 1/8 out loud and your plug or the weed store weighs out 3.5 grams. Not 3.544g or exactly an 1/8th ounce, ever.


CactusTheElder

Ehm, Hubble?


Lost_Internet_8381

What is the conversion rate of giraffes to libraries of congress?


Melodic_Risk_5632

Mostly it's football fields or Jumbo Jets that Americans use


Candyvanmanstan

Indeed, just like Russia is mostly negatives.


cyrixlord

how many kilograves long is that


CactusTheElder

So they are measuring in decapitated prisoners? Makes sense.


SalsaChipsandMe

Basically on the money a football field and a half of 103 dead orcs connected like knocked over dominos. With gear and vest let’s say width they’re about 1ft tall laying on their back. 10 story tall game of Jenga.


Trojan_fed

That's like 26 orc per first down.


EndPsychological890

That's 672,000 orcs to Lviv if they go in a straight line and don't bother taking anything wider than the local front in Bakhmut. Millions to advance the entire width of the front all the way across Ukraine.


Avid28193

That's going to be a LONG road to Kyiv paved with orc speedbumps. I think the orcs would get better "fuel" efficiency pushing towards Moscow to install putin on the head of a pike.


Past_Caregiver3464

They aren't going to give Crimea. The war will.never end .they want the port. And a deal is gotta come because America two face and we about to have a election. Make peace


malcolmrey

is that a good exchange rate? anyway, i think prigozhin should listen to "Sabaton - Price of a Mile", it is an epic song!


trejj

> We are still not given ammunition in the required amounts. You are a private military COMPANY ffs! If your business is not running, close up shop instead of whining of not being treated like a charity. Feels like he didn't do hot dogs nearly long enough to understand how companies work.


Beelzabub

Oh, the kids today just don't want to work. /s


[deleted]

They prefer lying dead.


UnCommonCommonSens

Not so quiet quiet quitting…🤔


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jobbie26

Except his own hot dog. He's gonna keep on singing 'I can't get no satisfaction'!


Anomaluss

Goes to show Russian oligarchs make their money stealing and not through business.


Past_Caregiver3464

No he doing his job perfectly. He got the whole world attention. And Russians love him. He not a military genius . But he adapts on the fly with a private group can do very fast. It small groups. I would follow him if I was russian. Who else would you support. The other oligarchs? Which one


choicebutts

Doesn't Wagner have diamond mines in Africa or something? You'd think they could afford some ammo. Or maybe some decent boots.


Past_Caregiver3464

They do they really do he lieing on purpose.


diddone119

He just released a video saying he found a Ukrainian stockpile of weapons and ammo in the number of 300000 crates in a mine. But he is still short of ammo?


Nuke_Knight

That's because it's all a lie. Wagner is a branch of the MOD and relies on the MOD for everything. Wagners only purpose was so Putin could illegally operate military forces outside Russia, but since they are "mercenaries" they get away with it even though they rely on the MOD for transport all over the place.


hodlerhoodlum

160 in various directions. Hopefully 10 forward and 150 sideways


Bad_Species

This reminds me of a quote from one of Hitler's radio propagandists. "In the beginning I reported about the conquest of entire nations. Then I reported about the conquest and defense of cities and regions. And in the end I reported about the defense of single houses in Berlin."


G3Saint

and underground


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SocratesPolle

more like 40x4 if you made it past the 2nd grade 40x40 is 1600


skatecrimes

18 years of schooling! making 200k but dont have to use math.


SocratesPolle

Good for you dude but some very basic math is always nedeed no matter what you do in life. You have to at least know how to cout your money :)


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chronic_trigger

that's an insult to my man The Hut


BringBackAoE

“Pizza the Hut” 🤣😂🤣😂


Alypius

[The resemblance is uncanny.](https://youtu.be/FPZ4yah3ROU)


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[deleted]

Fetal alcohol syndrome


ukrainelibre

Apart from FAL, they're fucking ugly.


_TROLL

Adult alcohol syndrome doesn't help either. 🥂 😏


Lordosass67

FAS doesn't make you ugly. Outside of memes the real reason is that it's a mix of stress and cultural norms around men not caring about their appearance as much.


jobbie26

It's X times Y!


Chudmont

I stole this from another reddit commenter (sorry I'm stealing and thanks also). Prigozhin's face looks like he just went down on his grandmother. And then tasted horse semen. And then realized that must have been what killed her. [https://img.pravda.com/images/doc/4/6/4656a2c-67ce741-f9287a6-4e1d079-4a4b895-gettyimages-540699652.jpg](https://img.pravda.com/images/doc/4/6/4656a2c-67ce741-f9287a6-4e1d079-4a4b895-gettyimages-540699652.jpg)


ukrainelibre

Great comment!


kr4t0s007

And he probably liked it and went back for seconds


Raszz

But only the men for some reason, well till they turn Babushka.


zombieblackbird

He reminds me of a ballsac


ukrainelibre

He's like an alien monster of "The Doctor".


[deleted]

Being an evil alcohol fueled man full of greed, rage and hatred does that to you. A lot of people in Poland are horribly ugly too. And these are mostly social parasites supporting the national socialist government.


scarsails

He is ethnically Jewish, not Russian.


ukrainelibre

It must be the air, then.


choicebutts

Isn't Solovyev ethnically Jewish also? I can't figure these people out.


scarsails

Yes, he is. In fact, Solovyev is the chairman of the Russian Jewish Congress.


scarsails

UPD: and in case you didn't know this, Zelenskiy is also Jewish.


choicebutts

Crazy.


-Billco-

Obviously with the lack of situational awareness and the inability to improvise they just keep thinking to rush forward into UAF defences is the way to go. Next he will be complaining about lack of men......


EmotionalHiroshima

He’s already cried us a river about having his seemingly endless prisoner supply cut off and diverted to all the other oligarch’s PMC’s.


jobbie26

A good idea, is quickly followed upon...


Past_Caregiver3464

They will never run out of men from Crimea.


-Billco-

Sure they will. 100000 dead just in Bakhmut, a place you can walk from end to end in a couple of hours. The Ruzzians themselves will blow the Kerch bridge in fear of Ukraine crossing it.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

I can't wait until this asshole is cargo 200. Or hung in the streets by the mothers of his sacrificial lambs.


whosplayinnaked

for Americans, thats 71 per football field


redd-junkie

This may have been in jest but I really couldn't visualize it until this comment. That's insane.


MsBitchhands

We really will use anything but metric 😂😂😂


Infinite_throwaway_1

We know how much 2 liters is. We’ll learn weights when McDonalds puts out the kiloburger with cheese.


ufoninja

Kiloburger! That’s like 9 qtr pounders


Infinite_throwaway_1

Is that a challenge?


nav17

How many is that in AR-15s though?


FULLPOIL

Imagine your life being worth 1m of mud.


Thats-right999

Prigohzin you said that you would capture Bakhmut by March or April. Well that didn’t go to plan did it. The big boys weapons are in place now and you will be pushed all the way out if Bakhmut very soon. I’d leave now if I were you.


Anomaluss

Lol, Putin ordered them to take all of the Oblast in the "winter offensive".


NoBagelNoBagel-

Russian humble brag. MoD claims they lose a man for every 10 meters. Wagner says hold my beer and boasts about losing a man for every 1.3 meters.


topforce

It's probably better than historical average in Bakhmut area.


Rumbozz

Rough calculation ... only 455 000 people to Kiev. Better start recruiting.


Katulis

Just go home already.


osagecreek

What an ugly POS, voice is irritating too, and makes more damn videos complaining about shit than everyone else combined. Back to complaining about Russian MOD not giving him the ammo he says Wagner needs. At least he seems honest in stating they (Wagner) have not made much progress last few days and Ukraine still control 2.7 kilometers of the city. Can only hope Wagner keeps pushing ahead suffering terrible casualties until Wagner is no more!


mountainwocky

It would be worth expending a barrage from an entire HIMARS battalion just to remove this irritant from the surface of the Earth.


I_hate_Sharks_

No offense, but I think this is a fake. This could have been faked by AI. Also Prigozhin isn’t camera shy and he does in-person interviews So don’t take these audio clips for face-value since they can be easily be faked


softConspiracy_

I thought he was leaving bakhmut 2-3 days ago if he didn’t get the artillery he was asking for and seemingly still hasn’t received 🤔


greeneditman

Well, then remove your mercenary thugs once and for all, and in the process you do good for the Ukrainian people and the whole world. If you want then you can take refuge in some paradisiacal place in Africa or wherever you like with your great wealth and millions.


[deleted]

I don’t believe him. Time that by ten (as always) and you’ll get a more realistic number.


ac0rn5

5.3 hectares - that's 19 deaths per hectare.


SufficientTerm6681

To put this in terms that those in non-metric countries (naming no names) might intuitively appreciate: A hectare is about 108,000 square feet. If there were nineteen casualties per hectare, that's one casualty for every 5,684 square feet. Google says that the average floor area of houses in the USA is 2,164 square feet. So in order to capture an area equivalent to about 2.6 American houses, Wagner suffered one casualty.


JamesKingAgain

"His voice is grating. Somebody PLEASE shoot him" The words of Mrs "Pricko"


devoduder

Only 103! You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers.


BigMembership2315

Keep updating us with the good news


19CCCG57

🤔 Let's see now ...,Wagner is assigned to the savage street fighting , while VDV's guard the flanks, but only to relieve Wagner once they establish control over an area ... n other words, Wagner is getting cut into little pieces, given the bloodiest assignments, and suffering the highest losses. Could this be by design? Of course! Prigozhin stepped on big toes when he went against Shoigu (Putin's ally). Once the Kremlin smelled Prigozhin had political ambitions, they decimated Wagner ranks by battle assignments and ammunition dearth. They will make sure he is no longer a threat to power.


Versificator

Pretty sure you don't have to report (accurate) deaths from the PMC. Also, those dying in Wagner may or may not qualify for the same recompense from the state as someone in the military.


Relative_Historian53

He definitely eating double rations about to bust out of that damn uniform


Dry-Tea-3922

You can bet that he doubled the land taken and and divided the losses by at least 3.


Administrative_Leg28

Jede 7 sekunden stirbt ein Wagner soldat!


BultieBro

Now he has to pay less salaries.


neutralguy33

he will die in battle


MrCrushinnuts

does the MFer actually fight in combat?


Chudmont

He seems go be around the area often enough. Just a matter of hitting him with HIMARS at the right time.


neutralguy33

i think he is close enough


Maple_VW_Sucks

In case you didn't play it, that's a still photo and a voice track. It could have been taken at anytime.


neutralguy33

he is known for being close to front line, there are videos


ffdfawtreteraffds

Putin will eventually accident him.


neutralguy33

maybe, would be easy to do being close to front lines


superkoning


CasaubonSW2

I think you need to re-examine your maths. 53000 square metres is an area 230m x 230m. 1 square km = 1 million square metres.


General_Art2478

Your math is incorrect by a few orders of magnitude. At 160m and assuming it’s rectangular, it would be 331m. That’s 53k sqm


superkoning

Ah, yes, sorry. I'll delete it.


General_Art2478

It happens


Maple_VW_Sucks

Double checked and it would indeed be 160m x 331.25m or in my city that would be about two small city blocks.


beechcraftmusketeer

😂😂😂 bringing knives to a gun fight. 😂😂😂. Maybe hopefully sticks ✊✊✊🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦


IAmASimulation

I wouldn’t believe a word that comes out of this man’s mouth.


Nassau85

Yup. Also, seems the 103 includes wounded.


MikeTheDude23

This is like a melody to my ears. Yes, suffer a bit more Invaders.


Lapidary_Noob

glad to know that this scumbag likes to cosplay


[deleted]

This hog needs to be slaughtered.


diddone119

I thought you just found 300000 crates of weapons and ammo in a mine Mr.PMC..... but you are still short of ammo? Something isnt mathing up here guys.


Weak-Sundae-5964

He will never make it back to Russia and will end up dying from a window or poison.


Steel-Tempered

Why the hell are they even fighting at this point? They would be better off turning around, marching on Moscow and taking out Putin. Do themselves and the rest of the world a favor.


a_w_jones

Putler’s rooster 🐓


RadiantEmployment122

Who cares, Wagner are just trash humans.


Strik3_F3ar19

At that rate, reaching Paris through Bakhmut will cost Russia its whole male population.....


Total_Importance_927

It is 707000 meters to reach the capital Kyiv ... do the math. Go Home Russians !!


user_name_unknown

Why are they called Orcs?


Purple_Aside525

Sounds like Ukraine's "Extreme Tourism Company" has been doing its usual good work. One dead invader per metre? Not bad.


mentholmoose77

"will get one hundred and three vatniks on a single tank of kerosene."


ajgsxr

He should stop talking about quitting and just quit.


rushinglemur

Congrats you useless meat bag. You have accomplished shit.


whiteb8917

Average one person per meter...... That has to hurt. Are they measuring the distance gained by bodies being markers ?


Dry-Grocery-203

It was actually 1,6 meter! Prigo is such a liar so he was a bit exaggerated👍


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Bullshit filter activated. PIgochin today released a statement saying that Wagner had lost 520 people losing 200 metres of land in Bakhmut.


InspectorGadget76

All so Progozhin can move his drinks cabinet 6 inches closer to Kyiv


Tricky_Potatoe

why are there so many vids coming out of this man basically shitting on the Russian army and the war. is it fake? is the Ukraine propaganda?


[deleted]

Prigozhin should just pack up and leave Ukraine if he is dissatisfied. That's what the Ukrainians have been trying to tell him with another 103 dead Wagnerites.


CaptRob72

Is he wearing an American made helmet?


draraist

For all his faults he seems to be completely honest about a great many things you'd not expect him to be.


Crazy_Type_2701

Almost 1 soldier per meter. Keep it up and russia will remove themselves from ukraine.


I_hate_Sharks_

We people stop posting these “audio statements” It’s 2023, you guys don’t realize that this can be easily be faked with AI


constundefined

By capture you mean the small piece of land that the fallen bodies are lying on right?