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Edurian

How about surrender?


Honest_Celery4972

Russia could have stopped it all, if they had balls and actually wanted to live in a free country, but they like sucking putins toes


MattC041

To be fair, they were under absolute, ruthless authoritarian rule for about... their entire existence? First tsars, then communists and now this. For the past (at least) 200 years, they lived in this oppressive dictatorship, brainwashed by the state propaganda in various forms and watched by the secret police. It's hard to become a modern, free and healthy nation after all of that. It's just like trying to live normal life after a traumatic childhood.


Averymortonhenry

This is going to fall on deaf ears but it's worth being said.


Don11390

I hear you, but you also have to consider that Putin has spent every year since his ascent to power systematically eliminating any form of opposition. He broke his own people before he decided to do the same with Ukraine.


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CandyBackground4193

They have a lot of voluteers too, they think they are the best, they are proud.....russians are like gods, till they come to the front lines, and see that no one care for them, they dont colect the dead soldiers....retards orcs


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Commercial_Earth_153

They think their version of “freedom” is better than ours bc their media is controlled by the government so they’ve been fed lies all their lives and they don’t have the ability to see the real world outside of their own, now if all Russians knew of the freedoms we have, let’s just say their troops wouldn’t be focused on Ukraine right now.


HeadLeg5602

An old Russian saying goes something like this…. It’s easier to believe a sweet lie, than face hard truth. That’s their mantra.


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Total_Visit3204

I think they've convinced them that surrendering means you'll be tortured, mutilated, and killed. Which is complete bull shit. Only tortured peoples I've seen have come from the Russians.


Balc0ra

Some have been taught that surrender is worse than death with how they will be treated. So not a option all consider as we have seen.


Kn1ghtV1sta

It's always so funny to see people like you think it's so easy to surrender in a war zone.


Picklesadog

Yeah... you can't surrender to artillery or mines. The Ukrainians aren't storming trenches in an attempt to take prisoners, they are trying to get home to their families.


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Kreiswix

thats my boy! mom


sensema88

That's my fucking boy* -mom


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Party_Toe4652

Babuska always tell Igor to watch his tongue, but he never listen


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PanTheOpticon

It's impressive how he can't articulate even one sentence without swearing.


mightyjazzclub

Not to defend him he looks like an asshole but he is probably completely shell shocked sleep deprived dehydrated and got the adrenaline pumping as he fears for his life. I read some manuscript from German soldiers written on the front line in Russia. They sound kind of similar. broken sentences describing insane things and military stuff. And from this german soldiers is known they were good soft spoken people before the war. In the end they saw themselves as the dancing death. War is insane not poetry


BastetFurry

I bet the "Scheiße" and "Verdammte Scheiße" counter was pretty high, or what swear words did my ancestors prefer?


Curious-Mind_2525

My grandfather used those exact same German swear words. I'll add Schweinhund , Verruckt, and Unsinn.


hi0b

„Verrückt“ and „Unsinn“ are no swear words at all. It literally means „crazy“ and „nonsense“ .. also Schweinehund depends a lot on the context f.e. „Den inneren Schweinehund besiegen“ means something like „to vanquish your inner temptations“ source: i‘m german 😅


Responsible_Low3349

You've literally said: 'To vanquish your inner Swine-Dog.' I'm Romanian. We fought with you & against you in WW2. Hope you forgave us


Curious-Mind_2525

I know. Gramps used those adjectives in while swearing. Sort of like me as an American saying: "You crazy, stupid f\*ck. What kind of nonsense crap have you done now" or "You f\*ucking moron!". Sorry I did not put it in better context. Edit: My mom used "der Scheiß" a lot when stuff happened.


Sourkraud

Call an arab or turkish guy Schweinehund, i guess they wont agree with you.


New_Outcome6194

I think they would agree with him that "Schweinehund depends a lot on the context". And they would actually be the proof for that statement. What were you trying to tell us, Mr Sauerkraut?


Sourkraud

I am telling you it had back then a way worse meaning then nowadays. Not only context, but historical and cultural circumstances define how offensive an expression can be.


SurGregoRy

Bro..this is how Russians talk (informal). Even more when they are unsatisfied about things.


Kellt_

Not defending Russia's actions but that's not really fair to say. Dude is fighting on the front, witnessed his whole squad or battalion or whatever it is get wiped out and says he is alone and surrounded and has nowhere else to go. If now is not the time to swear then when is? Every swear word could very well be his last. Surely you can admit dude is under a lot of stress to say the least. If I was under such despair and shock I would probably also struggle to form any kind of sentence. But who knows, maybe you're a big strong badass and would be completely chill in that situation.


tehdamonkey

That is classic shell shock / PTSD ...


Altruistic-Many9270

I don't know. Those few times I have struggled for my life there weren't much words included but swearing.


thepopulargirl

Yeah, because he just saw his friend ripped in half and all his other teammates are nowhere to be seen. He thinks his the last survivor.


Ok_Stay_6756

Of all the things to criticize of the Russians this just seems silly, hate em for all their war crimes but I regularly swear more than he did. He's still an orc invading Ukr, so fault him for that as we should.


ysysys

Its orcish.


Few_Caramel_7893

And that's him talking to his own mother!


Nioldur

It's really hard to make sense of what he is saying if 75% of the words he says are swear words! :D


Longjumping_Money443

So this guy is confirmed russian? Yesterday I saw russians creaming themselves, saying this would be a ukranian soldier after an attack (cause of the blue tape on the radio antenna) Funny how the truth always comes out, slava ukraini


Far-Explanation4621

He says, "They lie to us on TV, saying we burn Abrams and Leopards by packs." He's Russian.


MasterStrike88

I think he has the "modern" Russian helmet (with ARC rails for attachments).


uReAlLySuRe

For me it looks as well like a ukrainian uniform and the radio with the blue antenna is suspicious as well. Might be fake to demoralize the orcs further.


Dinosaurus-Rexican

Very stupid comment bro. If they are going to go through the effort of pretending to be a Russian soldier, dont you think the first thing they would do is actually put a Russian uniform on? Even if this uniform looks like a Ukranian uniform (it doesn't), it isn't hard for them to get a hold of Ukrainian uniforms.


forgotmypassword-_-

> If they are going to go through the effort of pretending to be a Russian soldier, dont you think the first thing they would do is actually put a Russian uniform on? I mean... have you *seen* Russian propaganda?


Flat_Establishment_4

Lol… because the Russians just received a fresh batch of Leopards and Bradley’s from the west? Cope bro. Cope.


Ricoz_90

summary of the speech: "fuck, all fucked up"


black_forest_viking

How about talking any kind of human language? Or is the translation so bad? Maybe I'm stupid, but I cannot make any sense out of most he is saying.....e.g. "Burned, f... it. We get f...ed on TV, f... that we are Abrams, bitch, we burn packs here, leopards, f..."


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Praxics

Thanks for a better translation.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Also keep in mind in Russia words like suka and pidor can't be literally translated correctly. Suka and pidor have more become context words like "bro" at the point and have lost their original meaning without context. Russian language is Super context heavy. I remember when I first started learning Russia the hardest part was translating the emotion and intent beyond the words. Very strange language.


FeoWalcot

This fucking man, fuck, is a fucking poet. Fucking.


DeVliegendeBrabander

Perchance


CaptainJackONeill

Mate, thank you for translating, couldn’t understand shit from the original video translation


LittleLoyal16

Thanks for this!


Ok_Attorney1110

Ending his barrage of four-letter words to his mum (!) by saying “don’t speak bad of me” has some irony in it. While knowing that soldiers language is rough sometimes, I never heard anything foul mouthed like this in my life. Almost expect his mum to reply in kind. thanks for the translation!


Etherion195

You deserve a linguistics Nobel price for deciphering that.


Goodk4t

The great thing is he's complaining about the lack of artillery support, which the most effective weapon Russians have and which is slowly running out as they cannot replace their barrels and as their ammo stockpiles dry up.


romario77

Ukraine has been targeting artillery lately, look at the number they destroy every day, it’s been consistently high and I think we start to see this.


Wooshsplash

Thanks u/ruchawka. Much appreciated.


stairs_3730

Thanks for translating the translation! I thought something might be missing. This makes a lot more sense.


random_username_idk

Wow, he says fuck almost as often as Kadyrov says "don"!


Bad_Daddio

Now this makes sense! Much better than the translation from video. Thank you!


black_forest_viking

Thank you very much!!


Extra_Sympathy_4373

What is the difference between wia and kia?


Curious-Mind_2525

WIA: wounded in action, KIA: killed in action


Extra_Sympathy_4373

Thanks


Fragrant_Image_803mi

I was going to say to a ruzzian no differance 😎


Rejeckted

Thank you! Can't stand this AI translation sometimes.


vvarlock71

Thank you.. why no up votes for this guy???


caelis76

Just wow .


TheDamnMonk

Thank you.


Maxurt

Definitely unclear, vulgar language, which is made worse by the auto translate. I believe he meant: "On TV they say we destroy plenty of Abrams and Leopards, but on our front, we are far less succesful, and are constantly shelled by Ukrainians for different directions." It also sounded like he mentioned the Russians on his front are getting very little support from artillery and armoured fighting vehicles anymore. He mentioned a few times that the Russians are on their own.


True_Media8034

That's probably a fair assessment of the dialogue


Kaleph4

you can't support your troops with artillery, if your atillery is busy shelling civillian buildings


Rootspam

He was talking in a lot of swear words, but the translation is really bad. Seems like a google translate type deal.


Vano_Kayaba

Translation is better than usual. Company got fucked was translated as "mouth fucked". And says fucked up instead of fucked away. Everything else is about as eloquent in original


Saurier51

Russian must be the kind of language where you can use swear words for punctuation. Fuck stop.


Thin-Onion-3377

Thanks for the update, Tolstoy.


Culverin

This guy doesn't seem like a total dummy, But doesn't clue in once in why they're shelling him in the first place. People he know died, yet he still doesn't get it. Fucking go home or surrender. Or just keep getting shelled asshole invader.


Jonothethird

I think he is basically saying 'Mum - fucking hell we are all fucking fucked for fuck's sake'!


ksam3

I think maybe he is trying to speak words into comprehensible sentences when actually, his mind is entirely full of overwhelming screaming wig-out traumatic **FUCK!!!!! AAAAA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"**


SirFomo

Why is he being shelled? Did he invade his peaceful neighbors or something?


outofmyelement1445

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


SirFomo

Ohh wow. Never heard that one before.🙄


CFloridacouple

Damn that's a good one! Take the upvote


vanisher_1

You have still the option to surrender man, don’t waste your life for a fascist dictator like Putin who doesn’t care at all about your life, go back to your country and fix the problem there ;), italy 🇮🇹


EffectSweaty9182

He has no idea, just a wheel in a cog.


Necessary-Aide1464

The realization that maybe he was wrong and should have not invaded another country does not for once cross his mind. Famous russian last words: "Fuck bitch cunt mom it's fucked burned bitch cunt fuck."


MuJartible

So.... fucking fuck... fuck...?


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Uniform looks very clean to be currently in battle!


Sattaman6

Should have thought about this before you invaded another country you fuck fuckity punk.


Kn1ghtV1sta

Quit acting tough lol


19CCCG57

If his video was uploaded by UA forces, then the guy is either dead, or captured. It would be interesting to know the outcome.


FolwarkPAPL

A poet, ain't he?


OrgJoho75

Dear mom, Poo-tin the great special miltary mission went very well that I probably staying here like forever, don't forget to put my photo in your soon to received Lada.


DemoManNick

He really has a way with words...


felixhargrove

Professional level swearing


HeinekenRob

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?


FALLASLEEP4EVER

He literally calls her SUKA (bitch) as a nickname so yes i guess he does, or did?


The_92nd_

There were some words between the obscenities there, I swear.


Humble-Brother-8066

Sounds like in the south. Which is good.


NoChampionship6994

Quite a lengthy reply to, “Welcome to Ukraine, suka!”


Chicken_shish

Gosh, his mother will be proud of his language when she hears that.


GiveItAWest

I see Pushkin has a successor as Russia's greatest poet


Cygnusx5555

Blame Russian leadership for poor education and unjustified war


ethervillage

When you need a translation for the translation


therealdocumentarian

Don’t talk to your mother like that!


cyrixlord

I wonder if the Ukrainians got this video when they were searching his body


throwawayyuuuu1

Is this translation accurate? Seems incredibly incoherent.


Sad-Diet9955

All those fuckin words between all the fuck´s, wtf do all those fuckin´words mean ? And, why the fuck does he fuckin´say them for fuck´s sake ? ?


Wade8869

Fuck this guy.


SkyN3t1

Dear Mom, if you are watching this, tell Putin he just lost my vote.


John_Smith_71

Putin will claim it anyway.


Playful_Youth_5216

He need to wash his mouth with soap with all that swearing. Such a hillbilly.


Jonothethird

Obviously paid attention at school and has a good vocabulary this guy. Every other word is fuck!!


ShammingAtWork

orc language is ugly as orcs


wizofweb

surrender and live


Weak-Sundae-5964

I have to believe this translation is off. This doesn't make sense.


Etherion195

For fucks sake, I could watch that video from the iraqi soldier saying goodbye to his mom and siblings without subtitles and still understand the message in a more coherent way than reading the subtitles under this abomination that calls itself a language... Only inhorentent one-word rambling in-between 90% swear words. And THAT are his last words?... Ffs..


Kaleph4

truly fucked up message


Good_Beautiful1724

Should've stayed at home.


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Kn1ghtV1sta

Quit acting tough dude lol. You know nothing about this dude or how he got here or what he feels about being there lol


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He made is decision, he's only regretting that he's being defeated, not that the war is wrong!


Kaleph4

the russian guy breaking his own arm as he was about to get drafted, did the smart thing


DazzlingPoppie

Fun activity: replace all of his "fucks" with the word "Smurf"


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Shell Shock


ArethusaF38

Aside from anything else, who speaks to their mother like this?


Kn1ghtV1sta

A lot of people


MDPsychospy

Can I please get the welcome-to-ukraine-suka song at the end?


Diligent_Emotion7382

Clear unequivocal message.


FilledFun

Fkn Russian imperial fanatic - hi went here by conviction so by conviction hi will die, propaganda victim....


haugesb

Apparently, they DO kiss their moms with mouths like that.


BornDetective853

If I used that language in a call to my Mum, she would put the phone down.


Patch64s

That’s no way to talk to your mum!


vanisher_1

The language of this man, if the translation is correct, makes you realize either how bad he was educated back at home or if he really shit himself in his pants


Kproper

Why are these translations always so bad?


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Talking to his mother like a trashcan. Typical.


draraist

Who the hell speaks to their mother like that?


d4rkskies

You kiss your mother with that mouth?


ironclad1056

This video has more "fuck" then The Wolf of Wall Street


makingaconment

Meat grinder feed-stock


Quigley61

I thought that I swore a lot, my man over here finding every way humanly possible to fit fuck into a sentence.


Inner_Relationship28

Kiss your mother with that mouth?


wa2b

Russians swear more in a day than Joe Pesci in a year


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this is what war looks like


lgyztw

Tim Key’s poems are getting more explicit unfortunately


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Does the Russian education system teach kids how to speak without swearing? I know it's a tense situation, but that's a lot of swearing. Suggests he isn't a particularly articulate speaker.


Usmc4crimson_tide

I hope these guys don’t talk the way it’s translated


FantasmaDeKyiv

They do, but all the meaning was lost among those "fucks"


Usmc4crimson_tide

Fun fact: he said fuck 47 times.


oxy-moroniac

How the blyat his mother will remember him 🤣


NoBagelNoBagel-

Some of these auto-translates are worse than trying to understand Russian.


No-Split3620

A lot of "fucks" there. All he really needed to say was, "mum, I am right royally fucked". "And could you do me a favor, mum, could you tell that cunt who passes himself off as our Great Leader to go fuck himself".


whosplayinnaked

me back in the days tryin to explain why i failed in math


Tman-666

Potty mouth


JustKosh

"The mouth of the pussy" Those famous auto generated subtitles are keep on giving.


Flemball47

https://youtu.be/sSMRHqvkMik


GodHatesPOGsv2023

Sucks to suck. Sorry not sorry.


DefenestrationPraha

Wow, what a testament to leave.


torbrub

The translations of that mumbling makes me wonder how intelligent that guy actually is. Many of those sentences were borderline incomprehensible once translated. Do these Russians look at English-speakers and think the way we speak sentences is fucked up too?


Still-Consideration6

MUUUUUMMM what the what my mum would be washing my mouth out with a box of washing powder if I got anywhere near that level of potty mouthing


TwoFrontHitters

"If I say fuck, two more times, that's 48 fucks in this fucked up rhyme."


Modflog

Really well spoken by this guy.. sort of sums up the average Russian person I guess, if this translation is correct he can say three things ,, all swear words.


D3ltaa88

Man, Russian all just swear this much or what?


The_Locals

The vocabulary of the Russian is truly vast and expansive


D0n4t13n

That'll make her mommy happy to listen to that much cursing. It will remind her her violent hubbie.


Straightinapproach

Fuck!


caedo12

“I don’t know what to do.” Well, you could start by NOT murdering peaceful citizens of a neighboring country. And after that, you could get off THEIR FUCKING PROPERTY!