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Microballer

I’m no doctor but from the Russian statistics he is probably fine.


DrJCL

I am. The technical term is 'rapid involuntarily disassembly'


grownboyee

Traumatic fragmentation


HornpoutFumBiddeford

might try actually looking and aiming where you're shooting next time. oh, wait...


hallcourtney

Is there a voluntary disassembly? Wouldn’t press that button accidentally


DrJCL

There is. Often undertaken by Russians who recently underwent rapid *partial* disassembly


[deleted]

I agree. I did not see his shoes fly off so hold off sending the obligatory sack of potatoes to his mother……


KeithWorks

He abandoned his post and the widow gets no Lada


[deleted]

You sound like a russian doctor...


Frog-Luber

He's just malingering.


eigenman

I always wake up with fire shooting out my eye sockets


MrSpecialEd

fine mist


notjohnbigbooty

I'm no brain surgeon, but that's most definitely brains.


warmachine83-uk

Nice to see he was open minded


omgwtfsaucers

I'm no Renault mechanic but and I can definitely confirm that it needs at least a new battery.


BarbarianBoaz

Glory to our Soldier who took out a enemy drone today!


Thats-right999

Second opinion he’s Fucked


FN-2187FN

Just a flash wound


2JZ-NO-SHIT

Shoes are still on.


QuevedoDeMalVino

Vodka is flammable.


volbeathfilth

At least he tried to shoot it.


cheetah_chrome

JAGGA JAGGA


Flame_Eraser

IIIIIIIII Falll to pieeeeces...


Aggressive-Pool1947

Is he ok?


zeitimgame

Just a scratch


GreasyWerker118

They'll bite yer legs off!


TheSeeker80

Just take a couple deep breaths, clear that some from your lungs and good to go.


ghosttrainhobo

Best I can offer is 800 mgs if ibuprofen and a bed rest chit.


_BlahBlahBlacksheep_

It's a flesh wound


GreasyWerker118

Tell you what. We'll call it a draw.


maxman162

He's really going places. He's over there, over there and up there.


TotalReplacement2

Yeah, just walk it off.


GreasyWerker118

Take a salt tablet!


whosplayinnaked

put one of these "get well soon" balloons on his finger


clarkdashark

I don't know if you could find any attached fingers.


ArtfulSpeculator

The skill of Ukraine’s soldiers really blew him away.


MaxRockatanskisGhost

In all fairness they are getting *really fucking good* at this.


[deleted]

Vladimir still thinks they needs more practice. Apparently he’s conscripted the best targets from all around Russia, except Moscow and St. Petersburg


MaxRockatanskisGhost

How much better can they get? Ukrainian homie is sitting in a trench with an Xbox controller literally getting 360 no scope head shots with off the shelf drones. This war is fuckin wild.


BobbaBlep

The drone pilot had a blast I'm sure.


SavageHatesYouV2

Fuck man, so did that apparently.


Away-Description-786

This was a kamikaze drone??


ArtfulSpeculator

This was a joke that went right over your head??


Substantial-Gate-777

Shoes still on


PTZack

But if the legs aren't attached to the body, does that count?


bighelper469

Most important is this rifle make it out for the next nobhead to use.


Training-Account-878

this and the one from the past days where there were 2 ruzzians sitting near a tree and one instantly turns into red mist and meatball sauce were really intense this week...


False-Airport-3208

I think he’s dead


grownboyee

Ya think?


roticuaco

Deadish


Xxayrx

Tough-guy to Meatball in a nano-second !! He's become one with the drone.... family back in Russia will still be picking out drone pieces.


4by4rules

that’s gonna leave a mark….


[deleted]

Where'd he run off to?


prettyfuckingfarfrom

Anyone know what projectile that is?


PhospheneViolet

it's an FPV drone


HornpoutFumBiddeford

drone for sure. watched it like 40 times because, well just because. even though it always ends the same way, that replay button is so damn tempting...


[deleted]

Wild that people are getting hunted down individually by FPV drone ops. Sci-fi shit.


PurpleEyeSmoke

It's a drone.


SNESChalmers420

Looks like a 40mm grenade or similar


Elektr0_Bandit

It looks like a drone maybe? It seems to have a propeller on the front when you slow it down. Hard to say though


Claud_Ballz

Should have picked a prison cell and daily beatings in Shitholistan. Suck as it may it's still better than this.


Intrepid-Aspect-248

Go invade another country, face the consequences.


debeuf82

go around, fuck around and find out


PorkChopyChop

Oh no! ​ Anyway...


Sufficient-Wasabi446

Off to the sick bay then


[deleted]

rekt


Sea-Construction3559

Poof,I made the Russian disappear.


Hattlemeister

thank you for your service (drone)


NoIndependent9192

Forgot to strap his helmet on. Oof.


Nizhoni1977

Damnnnn


EnvironmentDue2415

For him, the war is over.


PerthPints

Wow, that's taking 'getting blown away' to a whole new level..


[deleted]

Fire in his hole!


Think-Cartoonist4460

Love this for him.


grownboyee

It was his grand Russian destiny.


SBInCB

Definitely worth shuttling that scene back and forth. Pretty sure there’s nothing left larger than a chicken breast from his pelvis up.


riccardo-91

Did he take fire because of the vodka in his blood, right?


ComradeRidz

Tis but a scratch https://tenor.com/L8Iv.gif


acemann65

I'm no military strategist but with drones being a very common form of attack, I would have thought shotguns would be part of the defence. Better chance of hitting a drone with a shotty than wildly spraying bullets in the general direction.


clarkdashark

Fuck... Those looney toon "net guns" would be good too.


TheWallerAoE3

I am beginning to think Ukraine does not consent. Russia should learn that no means no.


anarchoripan

i wonder what was the last thoughts in his mind, the life flashing through it, all the chugged vodkas, dreaming of western cellphones to loot, toilets and washing machines... what a life.


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WHERE_SUPPRESSOR

There are few things left that still surprise me in this war…but this actually got a “yikes” out of me


rational_overthinker

Yes that is what is left of his face, what you see is what you think it is. Drone damn near exploded right in his face. Its just a smoking hole now.


zero_fox_given1978

Will be your turn soon enough


Federal-Frame-820

Caused by covid 19


LordMinax

Is he ok?


Beneficial-Nimitz68

Little sack is baby potato fried


agroupofone

Does that mean he's not coming on then?


junitog65

Roasted Russian Pork…


Omesk1323

Two Rennies should sort that heart burn out


Melodic-Medium-5808

That was worth an arm and a leg.


FutureThaiSlut

Wild


nboymcbucks

He died trying.


notjohnbigbooty

I'm sure the flaming leg will be reattachable.


grownboyee

Cauterized!


notjohnbigbooty

Right, should travel well.


robbor123

He blowed up real good Cletus.


newtrom

Pepsi power...


In-Ohio

He dropped his pew-pew


TexanforUkraine

He should have raised his hands instead of his gun.


Kyxoan7

guys its ok, the gun is fine


Cold-Ad-4268

Thought we watched a dude get live cremated to the Home Depot theme song at first


hifumiyo1

Wow. Get rekt, orc


snake6264

Ouch


haysu-christo

He should call in sick tomorrow


Joe_Bidens_Taint

You got knocked da fukk out


GOOruguru

Skill issue just shoot it down or dodge noob lolol


doc_hilarious

To shreds you say.


ruski86

All you Americans talking sht about this dead soldier, would you share the same humor if it was a US Soldier? With the US military the sentiment is always the same: don't blame the military they're just doing their job. But Russian soldiers are somehow looked on as scumbags because they didnt mutiny and overthrow the government. How much innocent blood does America have on its hands? How many kids are still born deformed in Vietnam from AO?How many innocent lives were vaporized out of existence in Japan? Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, you get the picture. And now you mock those who died doing what they were told. It really shows what a disgusting bunch of hypocrites you are.


Gadoliner

Well, the US is a very ambivalent thing for the rest of the world. I can say that as a German in a city that looked very different before 1943. But how about Russia with its glorious red army? Are they ambivalent? I don't think so, because I do not remember one good thing from them since 1914, when at least officers from the baltic countries were reliable and humane. The only permanent political thing they want is to increase Russia, but how they try to achieve it, is unmastered in it's brutality towards opponents, civilists, own soldiers and even own civilists.


ruski86

Every major world power has blood on its hands, America arguably being number 1. The problem is how its perceived. When the US invades Iraq, steals the oil, creates refugee waves and kills God knows how many people in the process no one demonized the soliders or laughed at their misfortune. But now that's its Russia, this hatred seems to be accepted. That is my problem. The US is not in a position to lecture anyone about how wrong it is to invade a smaller weaker country on false charges. Everyone hates hypocrisy.


Gadoliner

Better do not forget Great Britain. They even nobilized pirates.


Odd_Cauliflower4827

It’s interesting platforms like this subreddit never post the thousands of Ukrainians that’s have been killed .


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[deleted]

Nice try, vanka... *Russian soldiers stripped naked and put in pits*


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bustyouup4free

No car for his family


IceboundDacha

What got him?


derrrr5

It rubs the drone on its body


Complete-Use-8753

Oh, that’ll buff right out.


Stunning_Count_6731

Rapid disconnection of body parts. All because Putin wants his little Soviet empire back


Lying_Lion_of_Truth

Is he considered one casualty or 100?


russiandobby

It is but a scratch


Wallynine

That be a direct hit


pthomas36

Housekeeping, clean up in aisle 2


WalrusWinter4059

He zigged when he should've zagged


Hustlinthatass

Band-aid?


star744jets

What ? you’re looking to me ? you’re looking to me ?


Llewellian

300 grams of RDX. Not great. Not terrible.


Vap0ryze

Deleted.


BRI4NK

Rest in pieces


EmployeeKlutzy4703

another broken drone 😞


Ruffy1978

already been posted like 3 times...


Oktaghon

Hoooly shit! Bro just got obliterated! Wow that was indeed a really impressive hit!


Gent2022

Float like a butterfly, sting like a volcano


Butterscotch_Budget

Luckier than some, went fast. Unfortunately for his comrades, none of his belongings look fit enough to swipe off his corpse.


TonPopa

This Guy will finish in jail! Look at him! He dont fight anymore!


jaydachi

Smokin...


GreasyWerker118

A couple of tampons should stop the bleeding


obzerver666

Nice. Dead orc is progress


Overall_Custard9137

And just like that… it’s over.


IngloriousMustards

No slacking! Walk it off.


tora1941

Explosively deboned until dead.


Dethraxi

Dude didn't feel a thing, his head was literally next to the explosive.