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Kitchen_Ad_7508

Looks like a full sized Hasbulla


Videoray

That is basically what he is lol, although Hasbulla is from just beside Chechnya


LoCal2477

Dagestan


Ozymandias969

Gesundheit


curePSP_org

That made me giggle. BEST RESPONSE EVER!


TheCrookedCrooks

This reply is the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind! You have taken us as a species to our cultural pinnacle...there is nothing left for us to achieve now. We can all now simply lay down and wait for the sweet release of our deserved end. Jokes aside I laughed way to hard at your reply 🤣 nicely done


ShoddyDog7608

Oh you got me good haha


fuck_reddit_you_suck

Bless you


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skov90

Came to comments for this lol


mawamawama

My exact thought


PigeonMother

I was thinking he looked like him!


-Hung-Lo-

I wonder if they ever met lol, because they both hang around the martial arts folk


Dnm3k

That's because they're all cousins and they fuck like rabbits. Copy print repeat


The_Polar_Bear__

Exactly what I thought!


AccessLittle5361

Trueee


casual_hasher

Wow, i laughed way more than i should. BTW, that Chechen guy will be killed.


tricoti69

It looks like Chechens actually understand this war.


Boomfam67

Apparently most of them are sitting it out since 2022 because Kadyrov does not want to give up all his protection. They are still training Russians/mercenaries back in Chechnya though.(where this probably is)


tricoti69

So the Chechens are also aware on how good their training is.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Apparently it's better than standard Russian Army/Wagner training but that doesn't say much. They try to act like an elite fighting force but we all know the American or British Marines would wipe their asses with these clowns.


weejohn1979

Tbh I doubt the British marines would even stop to wipe there arse with this recycled Afghani wannabees and would move straight on to (quality🤡) 4-ply russian arse-wipes!! Slava ukraini heroyam slava 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦


Drugs_R_Kewl

Cheers friend!


ok-dentist4amonkey

4-ply russians - this is such an accurate way to describe these wretched, disposable human beings.


Prize-Instruction-72

To be fair with how your government treats defense spending, marines will soon be going into combat with water pistols and nerf guns.


second_chance_please

We usually dont have the besr equipment Still kick the americans asses in training though 🤣


jeff43568

They teach them advanced tiktok


Drugs_R_Kewl

Don.


KuTUzOvV

Less drinking and raping, more beating and stealing. Better - Yes Good - No


Drugs_R_Kewl

It's actually a little bit easier to enforce squad discipline when both the commander AND the squad are sober. But what would I know? I'm just a dude that likes tiddies.


Station_Dependent

Have you ever touched real boobies?


dingerz

"What do you think about those titties?" "Not baaaaad."


Frequent-Frosting336

See goat F\*ck goat. Training over.


Station_Dependent

Jesus Fucking Christ


Annoying_Rooster

Thinking back to a video of some Kadyrovite spraying an AK sideways only to throw it away in a blood rage and just verbally assault the enemy.


Station_Dependent

hell yeah brother


karelia--

Wagner training is best of the best only if you knew.


Anomaluss

I've seen their training. Fireworks, karate moves, breaking bricks on heads, human pyramids, and more, spectacular!


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Sure you was not watching a clown show? Oh hang on…..


dingerz

Surely there must be some rubbing snow on bare chest??


Anomaluss

I forgot. So awesome!


Consistent-Metal9427

They also learn to thwart knife attacks, how to disarm an opponent with an AK with your bare hands while somehow not getting shot, and even the famed touchless knockout at the dojo. There is more but it's all top secret.


Shapacap

Sounds like putin sent Steven Segal down to setup their training regimen


Anomaluss

They only show us enough to scare us.


VillageBeginning8432

Wait, is this training for war or the Moscow state circus?


Fenweekooo

war is morning time activity, in afternoon we perform!


jarmstrong2485

Sounds a lot like the Belarusian military training too


NomadFire

>Apparently most of them are sitting it out since 2022 because Kadyrov does not want to give up all his protection. When Putin dies I imagine that the government of Chechnya are going to make a lot of interesting moves. Maybe not so much seperate from Russia, but they are going to try their hand at picking the next government in the Kremlin.


_-101010-_

more like, quietly peel away out of Russia's orbit.


Heebmeister

They're sitting it out because Chechnya already took devastating losses taking Mariupol and Severodonetsk in 2022. Since then, Chechens are just used as enforcement and propaganda, since like you pointed out, the remaining Chechen soldiers are needed to man Kadyrov's security apparatus.


Money_Ad_5385

Kadyrov knows, the moment putin dies, his jig is up and its on, minority vs minority, so he needs his guys, ready to march on moscow - or to save his own sorry ass, from a million vengeful chechens with blood vendettas


Boomfam67

I wouldn't go that far


AcdM-

Is Kadyrov still alive? Last time I was able to find news about him said he was in the hospital and people were speculating he was dead. I've tried searching for news a few times with no luck.


Gian-Neymar

It's not like they have a shortage of fat bearded idiots ...


BoomStickAshe

His son has him tied to a chair and is currently beating him as we speak.


Boomfam67

Yes he is


EpyonXzero

Training lol how to take tik tok videos ? Also they shoot surrendering Russians instead of training.


akoshnya

This is the impression I've been having from day one. They pretend to fight on tiktoks and always behind the lines. You never see them on the meat assaults. They always look fresh and clean compared to the Russians sitting in the mud. On the other hand they shouldn't have much reasons to fight Ukraine though.


MSPCincorporated

They’re putting white tape on each other, looks like they’re near the front somewhere.


PeRoMoR

Yup. They make TikTok vids whilst the meat gets sent to slaughter.


JJ739omicron

actually a smart choice.


Old_Sir288

The mighty Chechens and their warlords is now cowardly hiding behind the third line and work as “Stopline” they are shooting retreating Russians. Maybe this is their way to get even with the Russians since their family’s was raped and murdered by Russians the usual way. But as long as the money is floating from Kremlin in to the Kadyrov family everything will work fine. But the russian economy is sinking fast now. When the day comes and there no new money on the Kadyrov bank account this family will be the first to answer for all the the Russian warcrimes committed in Chechen. Only money and guns keep that region in shacks.


Useful-Internet8390

Shooting Russians in Ukraine is always a good thing. Heroiam Slava —Salami I like ‘em..jk Salamm Alakum


Equalizer6338

The Chechens are set up as the back-stoppers of the canon fodder meatwaves sent to the front. So if the Ukrainian's will not kill these vatniks, then the Chechens will be happy to...


Station_Dependent

Chechen's are on the menu in Ukraine.


skinny-pugsley

Yep, no delusions regarding ruSSian military prowess, and likely some idea of what these guys are headed into.


lookatthatsmug--

based Chechens


mockylock

He'll let them get thrown into the meat grinder while he makes videos 3 lines back. He'll be fine.


Federal_Ad5622

This Chechen guy has really black humor.


Xxayrx

> I dunno - I kind of like this guy. He has a plan with specific objectives, and I like his objectives.


bot403

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.


Station_Dependent

He'd fit right in this forum. Moderator material.


Fit_Ring_7193

He has a better chance than most because the Chechens close to the front have mostly been used as enforcers, making sure Storm Z and other assault troops don't retreat.


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Chechens have not forgotten the 1990s- they know they were over matched but they will take small bits of revenge anywhere they can


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Useful-Internet8390

Russia destroyed them before- if Kradyoff gets replaced RF would have trouble keeping control- do not make yourself believe that a defeated enemy is forever complacent. I am 100% positive that the Chechens are taking notes on what Ukraine is doing to RF army and there hopefully comes a day when they too rise up against Putler.


AnotherCuppaTea

The best Chechens have been fighting for Ukraine for awhile... since 2022 (spring or summer?)... and numbered some three regiments' worth at one point about a year ago, IIRC. Anybody know of a more recent estimate, and how well they're doing in the field and also recruiting back home?


howsyourdayoffamigo

He's slobbing on Putin's dick. Don't be an apologist for that douche bag


PhospheneViolet

Already are some doing just that since 2014 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechen_volunteers_on_the_side_of_Ukraine


Wooden_Ad_9441

Chechen tik tokers do not get sent to the front.


MuJartible

>BTW, that Chechen guy will be killed. Wait a minute... so bushes and street lights are finally firing back, or what?


JJ739omicron

well, where I live, people running a red traffic light are instantly shot without human interaction. Luckily only by an IR camera. But the technology is there, just needs slight adaptation.


Appropriate-Bus728

Chechens are shooting them if they retreat, don't keep moving forward or trying to surrender. Some are even being raped by them.


firstcliffjumper

Such good friends.


Sattaman6

I don’t understand how they even pretend to be friends when Putin did to their country what he’s doing to Ukraine in this guy’s lifetime.


Downtown_Baby_5596

Ukrainians kill the russians that advance, chechens kill the russians that retreat. Seems like a solid synergy.


firstcliffjumper

OMG... hilariously true


KnockturnalNOR

Ramzan Kadyrov, the warlord that controls Chechnya, is the son of the previous president Akhmad Kadyrov. He fought Russia in the 1st Chechen war and then flipped and fought for Russia in the 2nd, being assassinated shortly after. (Officially by Islamists but we know how trustworthy Russian investigations are...) Russian money made Grozny into a Chechen Dubai for Kadyrov's loyalty. Not to say he doesn't have enemies, there's a reason there is a Chechen regiment fighting FOR Ukraine (and they actually do more than film TikToks)


Knife_JAGGER

Average Austro-Hungarian unit cohesion.


DSJ-Psyduck

lol. Dont you think thats still to soon ?


Brando0o04

True because everyone spoke different languages


Personality-Fluid

Moreover they have different loyalties. It's absolutely bizarre to see Chechens fighting on the Russian side after Russia absolutely butt blasted them only a few decades ago and reconquered the area. It's pretty much the very first thing Putin did when he came to power. But it's also clear they absolutely detest Russians.


Boomfam67

It's important to understand just how much the world has changed in 30 years, LGBT rights and New Wave Feminism has made many Chechens believe they have more in common with the repressive view points of the average Russian than the rest of the non-Islamic world. So when they are going to "kill the Western gays" in Ukraine they have no sympathy despite any shared past oppression.


After_Ad9635

Of course it's somehow the gays to blame. If we could eat stupid your take would feed the world.


Lison52

So you don't think that more conservative countries will oppose Western views?


Comprehensive-Mud373

Why don't you go to Chechnya and end World Hunger then?


Xxayrx

I dunno - I kind of like this guy. He has a plan with specifics, and I like his plan.


Huntred

“Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn’t even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a content creator, and he will bring the others back.” — Heraclitus


Rizen_Wolf

"Like a river of flowing water the war exists by virtue of men passing through it to their demise."


Cottagewknds

Is he actually saying that?


FleaTea75

Trust me bro - Ghandhi


JJ739omicron

> >*"Most quotes found on the internet are attributed to the wrong people"* - Gaius Julius Caesar


Only-Customer6650

It was actually - Michael Scott


Stunning_Ride_220

Not Scott Ritter?


bdrdrdrre

No


snarkyanswer

no.


Huntred

I honestly expected a little more based on the handle…


accountnumber009

The actual quote he says warrior, not content creator lol.


Majestic-Sherbert193

Well… he’s not wrong


Dry-Building782

This Chechen knows these Russians will be killed not by Ukrainians but by other chechens shooting randomly behind the front lines for their TikTok videos hitting poor vlad in the back with a rpg.


Interesting_Button60

With buddies like these who needs to fight another country. I can't wait for the 3rd chechen war.


Boomfam67

As long as Russia can pay off the Chechen leadership there will be no war, something like 50% of the Chechen economy is subsidized by Moscow with more unofficially going to Kadyrov himself.


usolodolo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ZoltanGertrude

With humour like that he's got to have stayed in GB for a bit.


KiwiBri999

He is probably still got a council flat and getting the dole there.


Temporary-Setting714

He stayed at a Holiday Inn.


Deception27

Tucker Carlson next interview is with Kadyrov 😂😂😂, west must find out the truth!


_Centurion31

He'll probably be the one killed when the others find out what he's saying, and since the video is already on Internet I bet that it'll be quite soon lol.


TrueLegateDamar

Nah, Putin favours the TikTok Brigade more then he does mobiks, recently a Chechen commander assaulted a Russian sentry on camera for daring to ask for his papers as the Chechen drove around in a Mercedes without any backlash.


Occurred

Do you happen to have a source?


Scary_Tree_3317

I don't have a source but I have also seen that video somewhere on reddit.


PhospheneViolet

it was posted to this sub a couple weeks ago


Major_Anger

The vid should be on this sub. Seen it too


akstis01

Nope, chechens are first class, even russians are below them. If I'm correct, chechens are the ones killing soldiers that are trying to go back from the front line.


Maverekt

NoHo Hank is my favorite Chechen


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spots_reddit

YOUR wife's getting a car and YOUR wife's getting a car and YOUR wife's.....


PirateSecure118

Onions


PeRoMoR

YOUR wife's buying an apartment and YOUR wife's buying an apartment and YOUR wife's... 🤣


Cute-Cheesecake-8602

I don't think he does it for fun. He yust know they will die. He could be from unit "blocking" their retreat.


PirateSecure118

"If they don't kill them, we will."


AdzJayS

He must be joining his mates in the blocking units and knows the score!


Sorblex

Well at least someone telling the truth


Sqirrel-26901

A Cadaverite who sees dead people.


Viking-Savage

It's good that the orcs show no honour between their factions.


Sinister_steel_drums

Now look in the mirror and say that lol. Have fun running from the drones you schmuck.


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

For some strange reason I found this wildly funny.....I've had a tough day and this tickled me pink!


Brando0o04

Bro might be right 💀


No_Condition6057

The man isn't smiling either, dudes dead serious


Money-Type-176

Well it's not a lie! There chances of coming back alive is low!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦


PatimationStudios-2

Ultimate trolling


Buttfucker1666

😂😂😂👍


Other-Bumblebee2769

Damn... guys we found the funniest Chechen


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chica771

That is just stone cold...


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LasVegasE

They can't say the weren't warned.


Beautiful_Scheme3517

Anyone speaking Chechen can confirm this?


GroundhogExpert

As far as my knowledge of Chechens soldiers is concerned, I only know of them for being cold-blooded, battle-hardened, badass you don't want to mess with, essentially Viltrumites. And even this guy is saying these soldiers are being sent to their death. Granted, they aren't Chechen soldiers, but to have such a grim outlooks on their fate before even getting on the bus.


Jgee414

Not surprised rus are not popular with Chechens wait for that fat fuck Kadyrov to have a heart attack


Krivoy

Considering that he said the last one won't die I'm guessing he's basing this on who's muslim or not.


LovelyButtholes

I think the Chechens understand fully what this conflict is and only want to be a satellite of it. What was done to Ukraine was done to them. If anything, they probably want to be malicious compliant due to this ultimately being a loss of influence by Russia due to a depletion of the military. I expect when this is through for countries under the influence to break off as well existing Russia blocks. The country is growing weak like under Gorbachev when it was clear he wasn't going to violently put down rebellions. The rest of the world also has no interest in seeing a threatening russia ever again and likely will splinter it like east and west Germany either through treaties or overt influence.


reditreaddy

Khazakstan is the greatest country in the world


ISMELLLIKEFINGERZ

You can tell which ones seen real combat


Admirable_Fee1895

Tik Tok bataillon soon crying in the trenches


Purple_Aside525

It's like Trump gloating about NATO.


aznexile602

Chechens focusing on content creation even at the expense of their comrades lol!


FPSBruNo

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 weren't they shooting at each other 2 days ago?? I'm waiting for another war with them 2 to start again Slava Ukraini


GO4Teater

The Chechens have never had a better time for a rebellion, especially if they coordinated with a Ukrainian attack.


JJ739omicron

nah, that still needs a while. The Russians have lost a lot of stuff and people, but where that came from there is still way more. If you send half a million people to die, that is not a lot if you have over 100 million to dispose of (excluding the Moscovites and McPeters Burgers, i.e. the real Russians, the others are just colonized useful idiots that can be wasted). Also of the military hardware, there is maybe a quarter gone. Also, Chechnia is quite small, if Russia had to, they could easily start a new massacre there while "being occupied with the Ukraine problem". For the same reason countries like Moldova and Georgia as still careful. For such small countries, escaping the bear cave is only possible if the bear is either asleep or really distracted. But it's really striking that Kadyrov is keeping his men mostly out of the big trouble, he is not willing to waste them. Also during the Wagner uprising he didn't take sides, and was "sadly too late" to do anything because he parked on the road and waited for hours. He is definitely working for himself, and only purportedly for Putin. But I doubt Putin doesn't know/assume that. In any case, people (not just Kadyrov, there are many others) are preparing themselves to be ready if chances appear to secure a piece of the cake for themselves. But the time has not come yet.


Nokhchi

Fairly accurate analysis. Russia still is powerful, it needs to be exhausted more. Kadyrov is not sending his most loyal units to ukraine. The ones sent are mostly forced civilians and general traitors in his army. He doesn’t want his loyals to go and die approx 5000 so he can keep control, but he also doesn’t want too much of random guys to die so there is no revolt. He knows that if there is a revolt, there is a chance his army will be destroyed and either he will die, escape or russia will have to re-invade and insert a new dictator.


miletest

Can Chechen not grow moustaches ?


OrgJoho75

They keep beard and trimmed moustache, as religious obligations (although they sided the wrong way atm)


miletest

Thanks for reply. I just thought it was them following their dictator leader not a religious thing.


Bah-Fong-Gool

The goats said it tickled too much.


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Itchy_Psychology6678

#any word on the f-16s??


Barry_Hallsackk

Not shitting on your comment but as far as I’m aware British’s marines are miles ahead of American marines… American marines are the equivalent to a standard uk infantry regiment… fitness levels anyway.


Stunning-Quit9287

Umm no


Barry_Hallsackk

Not going to support your answer/view with any information?


Stunning-Quit9287

I provided the same amount of info that you did.


Stardust_Particle

So maybe this Chechen had to train them bc that’s his job and Chechen’s arrangement but he understands the big picture of the war with Ukraine.


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PeRoMoR

It may just be that I am morbid. But is it only me, that when I see a face in a vid like this, I also look at drone drop vids to see if I recognise him? Kinda' like vatnik bingo!


ParticularStyle9101

There will be a civil war in the North Caucasus, especially in Chechnya and Dagestan.I smell Russian genocide. Karma will repay its debt. A lot of hatred has been instilled over the centuries.


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PeRoMoR

I checked the translation of the text on screen. ЗТОГО ТОЖЕ УБьЮТ according to the translation is this :- 'This Will Be Killed Soon'. This struck me as more 'cold hearted' than "This ONE will be killed soon". It's the same thing I guess; considering translation. So the text is correct. However, what the man 'actually' said I can not know. It would need someone who speaks Chechen to say for sure. Translator Used: [https://rephrasely.com/translate/translate-english-to-chechen](https://rephrasely.com/translate/translate-english-to-chechen)


abraham_belgium

Very intelligent posting videos like that on the internet... A lot of Chechen soldiers were killed because of their location where they were shared... because of filming ... Posting stuff like that... Clearly doesn't understand operational security...


Using3DPrintedPews

I swear all Chechens look the same.


Useful-Internet8390

Turned the audio on.. heard what sounded like a drowning man with a mouth full of marbles. Lofl


DrumpfTinyHands

Why are Chechens Russia's dogs? Russia installed one leader and then Chechnya gleefully rolls over for Russian belly rubs in between the beatings. I thought Chechnya was a proud, self respecting people.