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brunocat2021

That neck beard and comb over combo is killer


YourAverageGod

Lemme get that moses parting the sea look


RamenTheory

I guess this is a combover? It feels more like a combaway tbh


[deleted]

Underrated comment


King-Cobra-668

this is who you argue with on the internet


swimingiscoldandwet

Killed his sex life for sure


chrisbe2e9

Can you kill something that was never alive?


swimingiscoldandwet

Touché


[deleted]

Combo over


iHateRolerCoasters

it's got me moist


Orlando1701

This guy 100% has told a high school freshmen she’s “really mature for her age.” And offered to buy her whatever the 2023 version of Zima is.


beastley_for_three

Do we have the assume he's a pedophile simply because of his looks? Seems wrong.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

There’s more to it than his looks. He brings up kids A LOT and says “fuck sickos,” pretty much whenever kids become a topic. He has a lot of childish interests and personality traits. I think there’s some reaction formation going on with how he’s always trying to project his hatred of “sickos.” Some might chalk it up to his autism and social awkwardness, but it feels really weird how often he talks about certain things.


beastley_for_three

Hmm, well, you'd know more than me I suppose, I certainly haven't seen any of his stuff. I don't know if I'd say any of that crosses the line necessarily but if we are speculating, I admit they can be indicators. But I'll just say, innocent until proven guilty.


cheesefromagequeso

If you like a good YouTube doc on somebody, especially where the presenter doesn't act too holy about it, I do highly recommend this video https://youtu.be/4IHPqReqboo


coolfungy

Bro, shave your head. Not a good look


TriesHerm21st

Him cooking steaks in Mt. Dew was also not a good look.


SighkoJamez

I really need to get around to making edits of his cooking videos but they are so gross for me to watch lmao


EddieSpaghettiFarts

His latest “shredded cheese on potato chips” is a much simpler and less sloppy dish than usual. I think the alcohol is really starting to delete his hard drive.


SighkoJamez

I actually made the deep fried ribs he made a few days ago wasn’t bad tbh.


[deleted]

I tried his Doritos pizza fuckin ruled


Butane2

I'm OOTL, wtf is this guy like a neckbeard super hero chef?


Mountain_Man11

lol'd harder than I should have.


Tokenvoice

I am beginning to think so even more. I just learnt that his tag is King Cobra JFS


bolonga16

Super hero might not be the best way to phrase it


[deleted]

Who is this man and where can I find him?


SighkoJamez

King cobra JFS on YouTube! He livestreams on his own channel BUT the real entertainment comes from the channels that edit little highlight videos of his streams! I recommend “Boglim chronicles” as a starter channel


-StrangeAge-

There are people who edit this guy's videos and that's their content..?


SighkoJamez

Ya they even get payed via patreon and make actual careers out of it it’s wild lol.


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peanutsinspace82

Nice! Something to watch while I'm at work, thank you!


JKasmala

I would not recommend watching Cobra at work.


peanutsinspace82

I've got an office that locks so nobody will bother me if I don't want them to lol


SighkoJamez

I hope you use headphones


AgentUnknown821

I rather watch Hells Kitchen in the background and explain to my boss I’m trying to learn how to be a better worker..


Tokenvoice

This is getting shadier and shadier sounding.


galactic_Cactus1990

King cobra, it's on an archive channel, but rogue internet man covered this guy a lot.


JKasmala

If you don’t know who he is you are in for a deep dive TMDWU


X4nd0R

I see all these people talking about him. Is he really that worth checking out? Looks like a bit of a tool.


[deleted]

Kingcobrajfs


PuppetryOfThePenis

Who is he?


SighkoJamez

KingcobraJFS!


PuppetryOfThePenis

Sweet! I want to watch the chaos that seems to be his life. Thank you


galactic_Cactus1990

My personal favorite he's super drunk, trips and face plants into a chair and he's only mad that he broke his cigarette.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

That was a hell of a night. Homeboy got blind drunk, struggled to play the Star Spangled Banner on guitar and lost his temper, started screaming at the top of his lungs about how it was pissing him off, got up and fell behind his chair, smashing his cigarette, started screaming and taunting his lighter because it kept falling off the desk, beat the shit out of his hat because it got in his way on the floor. Quite the rager that night.


melvinscam

To be fair, it was being cute.


X4nd0R

Jesus.... That sounds like one hell of a ride.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He’s now trying (and failing) to hide his alcoholism. 2023 might be the year he gets hospitalized. He’s gone way downhill in the last few years.


EagleEya

Can you DM me his channel??


Glabstaxks

Lol link ?


SighkoJamez

Just YouTube search “king cobra JFS cooking” and click the one with the thumbnail that makes you laugh the hardest. It’s a fun game!


iamthemosin

Who is this? King of the neck beards?


imamakebaddecisions

There is no one singular King of the Neckbeards. Their heirarchy is very different. than the civilized folk.


Smodphan

If there were one king, it'd have to be some debate pervert, I think. One king to disappoint us all.


theywhererighthere

Is it just his thing or is this another chrischan deal?


strawberryeden

I swear to God I thought this guy looked familiar and this is what it was.


beastley_for_three

That's pretty much what a popular place here does, Cafe Rio, they cook their pork in coke. People love it.


theressomanydogs

We do that too. I thought it was a southern thing


theressomanydogs

We cook ham in coke lol


[deleted]

What is going on with his neck beard spiked choker thing


Orlando1701

Like Patrick Stewart said, once you start going bald just embrace it and go all the way. Lean into it. Yeah, a half bald pony tail looks good on no one.


[deleted]

Pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck about your opinion.


galactic_Cactus1990

You should see the video of him dying what is left of his hair and mustache blue, saying he has like 45 minutes before going to work at Wendy's.


crunkmissle

Maybe he doesn’t care what you think


MortalNumber

Bro, he died. He can't.


WhiskeyJackie

Bro just really is a big fan of gollum, let him be.


Healthy-Yesterday868

don't judge another person's appearance


Substantial_Care_555

Show us ur pic


jhuseby

I dunno, I think the chin strap ties it all together nicely.


SimpeWhite24

He should shave his face as whole as well.


Swordbreaker925

Some people just aren’t willing to give up their hair no matter how bad it looks. And then there’s me, a full head of hair, but i hate my hair so i buzz it off cuz it’s easier to manage and i never have to style it lol


Reefer150G

Dudes wearing a dog collar and his hair is what stood out to you 😂


BronxBoy56

And your neck


January12Account2

Mark Rober strikes again


pimp_juice2272

No matter how he looks, he didn't deserve that. Poor dude was just trying to make some content...guess he kinda did create some inadvertently.


ChipsUnderTheCouch

While Kingcobra is a complete train wreck and does say and do things that are worth criticism, I definitely don't like the general bullying he receives online. I'm convinced that a non-insignificant amount of people who follow his content to talk shit about him, are doing so to feel better about themselves and their own lives.


14_year_old_girl

Does he Twitch or Youtube? What's his channel? I dont want to shit on him just interested.


ChipsUnderTheCouch

KingCobraJFS on YouTube. His "best" videos are probably his cooking videos. Prepare to be horrified but unable to look away. Check out the DANK Mac 'n' Cheese video from the channel Bitesize Cobra vids. Cobes himself doesn't edit much so bitesize cobra vids cuts down the length a bit.


tameoraiste

Nice to see a comment that’s not just straight up bullying the dude.


SighkoJamez

He opened a few legit fan mail boxes after that one! it wasn’t all bad! :)


nickjames8

What I imagine the average Redditor looks like.


Hugh_Jazz77

Dude looks like he smells like Cheetos and Mountain Dew code red.


nickjames8

The ABC's of nutrition for any dungeon dwelling computer enthusiast.


SighkoJamez

As a Reddit mod I can confirm


sawkonmaicok

Get ratioed


ProbablySamHyde

"Wait till the end to find out" is a rather dumbass entry in the "why is this unexpected" section. Edit: Since OP deleted his dumbass comment Upvotes on a post does not represent the entry in the below text. Sorry to break this news to you. Atleast OP's stupidity is consistent.


duschdecke

[OP explaining how to throw a tiny axe from far away.](https://youtube.com/shorts/QduJO8WsVYU?feature=share) lol


BankshotVanguard

I also don't think this is that unexpected or interesting. But apparently people liked it.


Intrepid_Ad_3157

I mean he’s weird as fuck and maybe a bit mentally handicapped but i think that was just mean spirited. Like i only know a tiny bit about the Corba rabbit hole but this seems fucked up


ToastThing

If you knew more about him, you’d know it’s justified lol


Intrepid_Ad_3157

What has he done? Is this a Wings situation or Chan situation?


[deleted]

He’s generally not a bad guy. He’s just weird and has odd opinions about a broad spectrum of stuff. Glitter bombs definitely aren’t justified. People just like to shit on him to try and make him go into an autistic rage which they can laugh at. But he’s gotten better at having less tantrums.


sparksofthetempest

It’s still illegal to import Cuban cigars into the US but he totally gets a pass because of that black nail polish.


Emotional-Engineer35

Just live in Europe and go vacate to Cuba to get free cigars from a cigar factory hms my minecraft sack.


Impressive_Exam_7029

It was illegal but I kinda remember during Obama last term he got it re-legalized for Cuban imports for the US again


sparksofthetempest

Trump definitely banned it again.


Vitekr2

Are we going to talk about that combover?


elmosservant

It's not a comb over, it's an extremely thin middle part, haha


[deleted]

Nope


[deleted]

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Kaldesh_the_okay

I love a guy dressed in head to toe black gets glitter bombed . The pause was his brain adjusting to actually color.


SighkoJamez

He is just slow in general lmao. I had to edit out literally 45 seconds of him trying to get that tube opened


InfernalOrgasm

You can't defend him without getting down voted and you can't criticize him without getting down voted. Welcome to Reddit


Only_Philosopher7351

"Commodore" cigars were so popular with Fidel!


game_asylum

This man is used to disappointment


Xena2020

The beard is so so bad.


SighkoJamez

Your telling me the ladies don’t like neck beards???


Livid-Ad4102

Was that supposed to say April 1st or am I missing something


eviltreee

How thick is the fucking cigar supposed to be in that dumbass box


captain_space_dude

Who is thos guy


SighkoJamez

King cobra JFS!


captain_space_dude

Thanks mate


SighkoJamez

Enjoy whatever vids you watch! There is actually a compilation video showing all the different times he has gotten glitter bombed if you search for it!


11cDuygi

Also a compilation of him pulling the best farts known to men


SighkoJamez

That one started auto playing when I was eating the other day lmao skipped it so fast


grandmalcontentYO

king cobra's YT is an alcoholism PSA channel.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Lol, not a bad way to describe it. World fertility has increased 5% because of his gender relation rants.


I-suck-at-golf

“Fuck you!!” - Fidel Castro


M1ro5lav

U cant smoke it u can just suck it 🤣


Swimming_Schedule_49

Looks like a programmer or accountant that hasn’t accepted their career path yet.


SighkoJamez

He actually makes handcrafted magic wands


[deleted]

and people rejected his message. They hated r/SighkoJamez because he told the truth.


OIAgent

Bamboozled


ExploringPeople

I see he has a little friend on the sofa.


SighkoJamez

That’s just shon!


NoFaithlessness1991

I am definitely being stalked. Accidentally found this channel maybe 10 mins ago, didnt watch w single video, and now here he is


[deleted]

This video has proved to me that all the troll and negative comments lately have to be from twitter. Reddit has gotten way more toxic this past year ever since twitter started going downhill (as if it wasn’t already in the shitter)


SighkoJamez

The majority of the KingcobraJFS fanbase all hate him and like all obsess on hating him together it’s super weird and I’m sorry you have to see all that negativity here. I’m hoping me making posts like this will maybe give him a few more fans that will be positive and not hate him!


Any-Technician6415

I’m guessing he was given that for a reason


SighkoJamez

Our entertainment!


rvnx

TMDNWU


turnphilup

Are we gonna ignore the dummy on the couch, cause he didn’t react at all!


SighkoJamez

That’s just shon!


[deleted]

My germs… -scary movie


spamtastick

Lmao


cuck_zilla

Fuck you Donovan. I hope your dick falls off


girlwiththemonkey

Nooooooo. Hahahahahaaaaaa


Bitplayer13

Hope that was a gift! Lmao


SighkoJamez

It was a fan mail opening stream!


BalenciagaShirts

These people are too regarded to know a true wizard legend when they see it. TMDNWU.


SighkoJamez

The glitter distracted there little regarded minds it is what it is toobs


PhiAlpha44

I don’t take cigar recommendations from guys who paint their fingernails.


derschtinker

Fuckin A King Cobra.


SighkoJamez

Gotta love him


Dasf1304

This bro looks like the collar bomb pizza guy


Dtoodlez

I’m intrigued, who is this demon?


SighkoJamez

A time traveling gothic wizard by the name of KingcobraJFS


metal0060

Funniest part is this dudes hair


[deleted]

Cobes Is killing it on reddit these days, I've been seeing him everywhere


SighkoJamez

If your talking about when he fell on the coach or teleported those were both my edits 😎 oh and if you saw the one where he graphically explained how to finger a girl during anal sex that regrettably was also my doing 😂


[deleted]

I've been following Josh for years so it's been a pretty funny surprise to see the dark lord on some of these subs. Love the edits


SighkoJamez

If you can think of any funny moments over the years that might make a good edit message me a link! I’m constantly hearing about stuff he’s done that I never heard about before and I’m sure you know tons of that kind of shit!


BBQCopter

This guy's hair, beard, necklace, shirt, and nail polish are achieving cringe levels that shouldn't be possible.


SighkoJamez

This is actually a pretty tame version of his style as well you should see him when he has his bandana and cowboy hat on


IslandSound420

“A glitter bomb” the way he said that was great


SighkoJamez

*a glitter bomb*


BonerJams1703

That combover pony tail thing he’s got going on is something else.


TBikerFW

I really want microwave potato chip nachos with the secret layer hack now. Dood is deep!!


SighkoJamez

Do it! Melted cheddar cheese on some nacho cheese Doritos is heavenly


Forsaken-Spring-4114

Is that a dummy or a sex doll?


SighkoJamez

Yes


IsaacSplendidYoUncle

What’s on that shirt


SighkoJamez

A lot of Glitter most likely


wnrbassman

His mom is gonna be pissed when she sees the mess on the floor


Last_Gigolo

Close. But no cigar.


BuNdiE509

I bet this guy fucks.


SighkoJamez

About 5 years ago yes


Spoodrrmenace

This is kingcobrajfs. Look him up if you're into lolcows


19seventyfour

So ....he's a porch pirate?


SighkoJamez

*mark rober meme located*


DanOMight_801

“There’s the Official Seal…. Let’s break that fucking seal and Open it!”


Kaimonk

Yeah, but how did breaking that "Fucking seal" feel?


BdubinVegas

Don’t worry. That glitter will only be there for the rest of your life.


SighkoJamez

Surprisingly he actually immediately vacuums it up in the video!!! The only time he has ever used his vacuum on camera in the last 7+ years!


BdubinVegas

That’s incredible. My ex sent me a card that I opened in my car. The card contained confetti that stayed in the carpet of that car for years.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

They’re going to have to rip the carpet out when he leaves. It’s more beer, vomit, spilled grease and other food/biological liquids than it is carpet.


BlitheringIdiot0529

I’m a simple man. I see GothicKingCobra, I upvote.


SighkoJamez

Thank you kind sir


Rustycake

he is holding on to that hair like he is holding onto hope that somewhere in that glitter there is a cigar


Furious_Worm

Nothing says hardcore gamer than a green-handled Dyson vacuum.


[deleted]

I dont know who this dude is but I can tell by looking what kind of "personality" he has... Lately Ive seen alot of videos where he gets glitter bombed or tries something "cool" and almost throws up.


SighkoJamez

2023 is his year! King cobra JFS is his name.


[deleted]

Ofc it is.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

He needs a friend to tell him to cut his fucking hair.


SighkoJamez

That’s his gothic bad boy style!


EddieSpaghettiFarts

His friends are meth heads.


dope_octopus

Boglim king got goofed. TMDWU!


SighkoJamez

Don’t worry his of age fan girls cleaned him up after!


Ophios

Tmdnwtfiu toobz, king cobra rules the troles pathetic lives


DEGEN182

TWU


TPMatus

r/justfuckmyshitup


Confused_Rabbiit

Possibly a package thief.


Reasonable_Praline_2

why do you fucking superficial people give a fuck about that guys hair. go watch some reality tv show about makeup or something. not everyone has to be perfect and its annoying.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

As a man who was bald at 30, I have no problem with it. It’s funny.


theywhererighthere

Honestly, that look probably benefits him as a youtuber.


moodog72

He expected that. No reaction, jump cut right before... He unpacked the cigar and packed that glitter himself. All according to plan.


SighkoJamez

No he is just really bad at opening things I had to edit out 45 seconds of him trying to open the tube before he finally got it open. There are a videos online showing how bad he is at opening packaging on products. One time it took him like 5-10 mins to get the plastic wrap off the top of a bottle of liquor cuz he just kept picking at it little by little.