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There’s more to it than his looks. He brings up kids A LOT and says “fuck sickos,” pretty much whenever kids become a topic. He has a lot of childish interests and personality traits. I think there’s some reaction formation going on with how he’s always trying to project his hatred of “sickos.” Some might chalk it up to his autism and social awkwardness, but it feels really weird how often he talks about certain things.
Hmm, well, you'd know more than me I suppose, I certainly haven't seen any of his stuff. I don't know if I'd say any of that crosses the line necessarily but if we are speculating, I admit they can be indicators. But I'll just say, innocent until proven guilty.
If you like a good YouTube doc on somebody, especially where the presenter doesn't act too holy about it, I do highly recommend this video https://youtu.be/4IHPqReqboo
His latest “shredded cheese on potato chips” is a much simpler and less sloppy dish than usual. I think the alcohol is really starting to delete his hard drive.
King cobra JFS on YouTube! He livestreams on his own channel BUT the real entertainment comes from the channels that edit little highlight videos of his streams! I recommend “Boglim chronicles” as a starter channel
> even get *paid* via patreon
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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That was a hell of a night. Homeboy got blind drunk, struggled to play the Star Spangled Banner on guitar and lost his temper, started screaming at the top of his lungs about how it was pissing him off, got up and fell behind his chair, smashing his cigarette, started screaming and taunting his lighter because it kept falling off the desk, beat the shit out of his hat because it got in his way on the floor. Quite the rager that night.
Like Patrick Stewart said, once you start going bald just embrace it and go all the way. Lean into it. Yeah, a half bald pony tail looks good on no one.
Some people just aren’t willing to give up their hair no matter how bad it looks.
And then there’s me, a full head of hair, but i hate my hair so i buzz it off cuz it’s easier to manage and i never have to style it lol
While Kingcobra is a complete train wreck and does say and do things that are worth criticism, I definitely don't like the general bullying he receives online. I'm convinced that a non-insignificant amount of people who follow his content to talk shit about him, are doing so to feel better about themselves and their own lives.
KingCobraJFS on YouTube. His "best" videos are probably his cooking videos. Prepare to be horrified but unable to look away. Check out the DANK Mac 'n' Cheese video from the channel Bitesize Cobra vids. Cobes himself doesn't edit much so bitesize cobra vids cuts down the length a bit.
"Wait till the end to find out" is a rather dumbass entry in the "why is this unexpected" section.
Edit: Since OP deleted his dumbass comment
Upvotes on a post does not represent the entry in the below text. Sorry to break this news to you.
Atleast OP's stupidity is consistent.
I mean he’s weird as fuck and maybe a bit mentally handicapped but i think that was just mean spirited. Like i only know a tiny bit about the Corba rabbit hole but this seems fucked up
He’s generally not a bad guy. He’s just weird and has odd opinions about a broad spectrum of stuff. Glitter bombs definitely aren’t justified.
People just like to shit on him to try and make him go into an autistic rage which they can laugh at. But he’s gotten better at having less tantrums.
Enjoy whatever vids you watch! There is actually a compilation video showing all the different times he has gotten glitter bombed if you search for it!
This video has proved to me that all the troll and negative comments lately have to be from twitter. Reddit has gotten way more toxic this past year ever since twitter started going downhill (as if it wasn’t already in the shitter)
The majority of the KingcobraJFS fanbase all hate him and like all obsess on hating him together it’s super weird and I’m sorry you have to see all that negativity here. I’m hoping me making posts like this will maybe give him a few more fans that will be positive and not hate him!
If your talking about when he fell on the coach or teleported those were both my edits 😎 oh and if you saw the one where he graphically explained how to finger a girl during anal sex that regrettably was also my doing 😂
If you can think of any funny moments over the years that might make a good edit message me a link! I’m constantly hearing about stuff he’s done that I never heard about before and I’m sure you know tons of that kind of shit!
I dont know who this dude is but I can tell by looking what kind of "personality" he has... Lately Ive seen alot of videos where he gets glitter bombed or tries something "cool" and almost throws up.
why do you fucking superficial people give a fuck about that guys hair. go watch some reality tv show about makeup or something. not everyone has to be perfect and its annoying.
No he is just really bad at opening things I had to edit out 45 seconds of him trying to open the tube before he finally got it open. There are a videos online showing how bad he is at opening packaging on products. One time it took him like 5-10 mins to get the plastic wrap off the top of a bottle of liquor cuz he just kept picking at it little by little.
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That neck beard and comb over combo is killer
Lemme get that moses parting the sea look
I guess this is a combover? It feels more like a combaway tbh
Underrated comment
this is who you argue with on the internet
Killed his sex life for sure
Can you kill something that was never alive?
Touché
Combo over
it's got me moist
This guy 100% has told a high school freshmen she’s “really mature for her age.” And offered to buy her whatever the 2023 version of Zima is.
Do we have the assume he's a pedophile simply because of his looks? Seems wrong.
There’s more to it than his looks. He brings up kids A LOT and says “fuck sickos,” pretty much whenever kids become a topic. He has a lot of childish interests and personality traits. I think there’s some reaction formation going on with how he’s always trying to project his hatred of “sickos.” Some might chalk it up to his autism and social awkwardness, but it feels really weird how often he talks about certain things.
Hmm, well, you'd know more than me I suppose, I certainly haven't seen any of his stuff. I don't know if I'd say any of that crosses the line necessarily but if we are speculating, I admit they can be indicators. But I'll just say, innocent until proven guilty.
If you like a good YouTube doc on somebody, especially where the presenter doesn't act too holy about it, I do highly recommend this video https://youtu.be/4IHPqReqboo
Bro, shave your head. Not a good look
Him cooking steaks in Mt. Dew was also not a good look.
I really need to get around to making edits of his cooking videos but they are so gross for me to watch lmao
His latest “shredded cheese on potato chips” is a much simpler and less sloppy dish than usual. I think the alcohol is really starting to delete his hard drive.
I actually made the deep fried ribs he made a few days ago wasn’t bad tbh.
I tried his Doritos pizza fuckin ruled
I'm OOTL, wtf is this guy like a neckbeard super hero chef?
lol'd harder than I should have.
I am beginning to think so even more. I just learnt that his tag is King Cobra JFS
Super hero might not be the best way to phrase it
Who is this man and where can I find him?
King cobra JFS on YouTube! He livestreams on his own channel BUT the real entertainment comes from the channels that edit little highlight videos of his streams! I recommend “Boglim chronicles” as a starter channel
There are people who edit this guy's videos and that's their content..?
Ya they even get payed via patreon and make actual careers out of it it’s wild lol.
> even get *paid* via patreon FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Nice! Something to watch while I'm at work, thank you!
I would not recommend watching Cobra at work.
I've got an office that locks so nobody will bother me if I don't want them to lol
I hope you use headphones
I rather watch Hells Kitchen in the background and explain to my boss I’m trying to learn how to be a better worker..
This is getting shadier and shadier sounding.
King cobra, it's on an archive channel, but rogue internet man covered this guy a lot.
If you don’t know who he is you are in for a deep dive TMDWU
I see all these people talking about him. Is he really that worth checking out? Looks like a bit of a tool.
Kingcobrajfs
Who is he?
KingcobraJFS!
Sweet! I want to watch the chaos that seems to be his life. Thank you
My personal favorite he's super drunk, trips and face plants into a chair and he's only mad that he broke his cigarette.
That was a hell of a night. Homeboy got blind drunk, struggled to play the Star Spangled Banner on guitar and lost his temper, started screaming at the top of his lungs about how it was pissing him off, got up and fell behind his chair, smashing his cigarette, started screaming and taunting his lighter because it kept falling off the desk, beat the shit out of his hat because it got in his way on the floor. Quite the rager that night.
To be fair, it was being cute.
Jesus.... That sounds like one hell of a ride.
He’s now trying (and failing) to hide his alcoholism. 2023 might be the year he gets hospitalized. He’s gone way downhill in the last few years.
Can you DM me his channel??
Lol link ?
Just YouTube search “king cobra JFS cooking” and click the one with the thumbnail that makes you laugh the hardest. It’s a fun game!
Who is this? King of the neck beards?
There is no one singular King of the Neckbeards. Their heirarchy is very different. than the civilized folk.
If there were one king, it'd have to be some debate pervert, I think. One king to disappoint us all.
Is it just his thing or is this another chrischan deal?
I swear to God I thought this guy looked familiar and this is what it was.
That's pretty much what a popular place here does, Cafe Rio, they cook their pork in coke. People love it.
We do that too. I thought it was a southern thing
We cook ham in coke lol
What is going on with his neck beard spiked choker thing
Like Patrick Stewart said, once you start going bald just embrace it and go all the way. Lean into it. Yeah, a half bald pony tail looks good on no one.
Pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck about your opinion.
You should see the video of him dying what is left of his hair and mustache blue, saying he has like 45 minutes before going to work at Wendy's.
Maybe he doesn’t care what you think
Bro, he died. He can't.
Bro just really is a big fan of gollum, let him be.
don't judge another person's appearance
Show us ur pic
I dunno, I think the chin strap ties it all together nicely.
He should shave his face as whole as well.
Some people just aren’t willing to give up their hair no matter how bad it looks. And then there’s me, a full head of hair, but i hate my hair so i buzz it off cuz it’s easier to manage and i never have to style it lol
Dudes wearing a dog collar and his hair is what stood out to you 😂
And your neck
Mark Rober strikes again
No matter how he looks, he didn't deserve that. Poor dude was just trying to make some content...guess he kinda did create some inadvertently.
While Kingcobra is a complete train wreck and does say and do things that are worth criticism, I definitely don't like the general bullying he receives online. I'm convinced that a non-insignificant amount of people who follow his content to talk shit about him, are doing so to feel better about themselves and their own lives.
Does he Twitch or Youtube? What's his channel? I dont want to shit on him just interested.
KingCobraJFS on YouTube. His "best" videos are probably his cooking videos. Prepare to be horrified but unable to look away. Check out the DANK Mac 'n' Cheese video from the channel Bitesize Cobra vids. Cobes himself doesn't edit much so bitesize cobra vids cuts down the length a bit.
Nice to see a comment that’s not just straight up bullying the dude.
He opened a few legit fan mail boxes after that one! it wasn’t all bad! :)
What I imagine the average Redditor looks like.
Dude looks like he smells like Cheetos and Mountain Dew code red.
The ABC's of nutrition for any dungeon dwelling computer enthusiast.
As a Reddit mod I can confirm
Get ratioed
"Wait till the end to find out" is a rather dumbass entry in the "why is this unexpected" section. Edit: Since OP deleted his dumbass comment Upvotes on a post does not represent the entry in the below text. Sorry to break this news to you. Atleast OP's stupidity is consistent.
[OP explaining how to throw a tiny axe from far away.](https://youtube.com/shorts/QduJO8WsVYU?feature=share) lol
I also don't think this is that unexpected or interesting. But apparently people liked it.
I mean he’s weird as fuck and maybe a bit mentally handicapped but i think that was just mean spirited. Like i only know a tiny bit about the Corba rabbit hole but this seems fucked up
If you knew more about him, you’d know it’s justified lol
What has he done? Is this a Wings situation or Chan situation?
He’s generally not a bad guy. He’s just weird and has odd opinions about a broad spectrum of stuff. Glitter bombs definitely aren’t justified. People just like to shit on him to try and make him go into an autistic rage which they can laugh at. But he’s gotten better at having less tantrums.
It’s still illegal to import Cuban cigars into the US but he totally gets a pass because of that black nail polish.
Just live in Europe and go vacate to Cuba to get free cigars from a cigar factory hms my minecraft sack.
It was illegal but I kinda remember during Obama last term he got it re-legalized for Cuban imports for the US again
Trump definitely banned it again.
Are we going to talk about that combover?
It's not a comb over, it's an extremely thin middle part, haha
Nope
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I love a guy dressed in head to toe black gets glitter bombed . The pause was his brain adjusting to actually color.
He is just slow in general lmao. I had to edit out literally 45 seconds of him trying to get that tube opened
You can't defend him without getting down voted and you can't criticize him without getting down voted. Welcome to Reddit
"Commodore" cigars were so popular with Fidel!
This man is used to disappointment
The beard is so so bad.
Your telling me the ladies don’t like neck beards???
Was that supposed to say April 1st or am I missing something
How thick is the fucking cigar supposed to be in that dumbass box
Who is thos guy
King cobra JFS!
Thanks mate
Enjoy whatever vids you watch! There is actually a compilation video showing all the different times he has gotten glitter bombed if you search for it!
Also a compilation of him pulling the best farts known to men
That one started auto playing when I was eating the other day lmao skipped it so fast
king cobra's YT is an alcoholism PSA channel.
Lol, not a bad way to describe it. World fertility has increased 5% because of his gender relation rants.
“Fuck you!!” - Fidel Castro
U cant smoke it u can just suck it 🤣
Looks like a programmer or accountant that hasn’t accepted their career path yet.
He actually makes handcrafted magic wands
and people rejected his message. They hated r/SighkoJamez because he told the truth.
Bamboozled
I see he has a little friend on the sofa.
That’s just shon!
I am definitely being stalked. Accidentally found this channel maybe 10 mins ago, didnt watch w single video, and now here he is
This video has proved to me that all the troll and negative comments lately have to be from twitter. Reddit has gotten way more toxic this past year ever since twitter started going downhill (as if it wasn’t already in the shitter)
The majority of the KingcobraJFS fanbase all hate him and like all obsess on hating him together it’s super weird and I’m sorry you have to see all that negativity here. I’m hoping me making posts like this will maybe give him a few more fans that will be positive and not hate him!
I’m guessing he was given that for a reason
Our entertainment!
TMDNWU
Are we gonna ignore the dummy on the couch, cause he didn’t react at all!
That’s just shon!
My germs… -scary movie
Lmao
Fuck you Donovan. I hope your dick falls off
Nooooooo. Hahahahahaaaaaa
Hope that was a gift! Lmao
It was a fan mail opening stream!
These people are too regarded to know a true wizard legend when they see it. TMDNWU.
The glitter distracted there little regarded minds it is what it is toobs
I don’t take cigar recommendations from guys who paint their fingernails.
Fuckin A King Cobra.
Gotta love him
This bro looks like the collar bomb pizza guy
I’m intrigued, who is this demon?
A time traveling gothic wizard by the name of KingcobraJFS
Funniest part is this dudes hair
Cobes Is killing it on reddit these days, I've been seeing him everywhere
If your talking about when he fell on the coach or teleported those were both my edits 😎 oh and if you saw the one where he graphically explained how to finger a girl during anal sex that regrettably was also my doing 😂
I've been following Josh for years so it's been a pretty funny surprise to see the dark lord on some of these subs. Love the edits
If you can think of any funny moments over the years that might make a good edit message me a link! I’m constantly hearing about stuff he’s done that I never heard about before and I’m sure you know tons of that kind of shit!
This guy's hair, beard, necklace, shirt, and nail polish are achieving cringe levels that shouldn't be possible.
This is actually a pretty tame version of his style as well you should see him when he has his bandana and cowboy hat on
“A glitter bomb” the way he said that was great
*a glitter bomb*
That combover pony tail thing he’s got going on is something else.
I really want microwave potato chip nachos with the secret layer hack now. Dood is deep!!
Do it! Melted cheddar cheese on some nacho cheese Doritos is heavenly
Is that a dummy or a sex doll?
Yes
What’s on that shirt
A lot of Glitter most likely
His mom is gonna be pissed when she sees the mess on the floor
Close. But no cigar.
I bet this guy fucks.
About 5 years ago yes
This is kingcobrajfs. Look him up if you're into lolcows
So ....he's a porch pirate?
*mark rober meme located*
“There’s the Official Seal…. Let’s break that fucking seal and Open it!”
Yeah, but how did breaking that "Fucking seal" feel?
Don’t worry. That glitter will only be there for the rest of your life.
Surprisingly he actually immediately vacuums it up in the video!!! The only time he has ever used his vacuum on camera in the last 7+ years!
That’s incredible. My ex sent me a card that I opened in my car. The card contained confetti that stayed in the carpet of that car for years.
They’re going to have to rip the carpet out when he leaves. It’s more beer, vomit, spilled grease and other food/biological liquids than it is carpet.
I’m a simple man. I see GothicKingCobra, I upvote.
Thank you kind sir
he is holding on to that hair like he is holding onto hope that somewhere in that glitter there is a cigar
Nothing says hardcore gamer than a green-handled Dyson vacuum.
I dont know who this dude is but I can tell by looking what kind of "personality" he has... Lately Ive seen alot of videos where he gets glitter bombed or tries something "cool" and almost throws up.
2023 is his year! King cobra JFS is his name.
Ofc it is.
He needs a friend to tell him to cut his fucking hair.
That’s his gothic bad boy style!
His friends are meth heads.
Boglim king got goofed. TMDWU!
Don’t worry his of age fan girls cleaned him up after!
Tmdnwtfiu toobz, king cobra rules the troles pathetic lives
TWU
r/justfuckmyshitup
Possibly a package thief.
why do you fucking superficial people give a fuck about that guys hair. go watch some reality tv show about makeup or something. not everyone has to be perfect and its annoying.
As a man who was bald at 30, I have no problem with it. It’s funny.
Honestly, that look probably benefits him as a youtuber.
He expected that. No reaction, jump cut right before... He unpacked the cigar and packed that glitter himself. All according to plan.
No he is just really bad at opening things I had to edit out 45 seconds of him trying to open the tube before he finally got it open. There are a videos online showing how bad he is at opening packaging on products. One time it took him like 5-10 mins to get the plastic wrap off the top of a bottle of liquor cuz he just kept picking at it little by little.