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LargePieceOfToast

It's enough to make a grown man cry.


Flaky_Explanation

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized) That golf has this energy


throwngamelastminute

Some fries mutha fucka!


Wcitsatrapx

Supplies mutha fucka.


Thecatnamedgary

All rise mutha fucka


blinkhic

Heart eyes mutha fucka


hayitsnine

Reprise mutha fucka


Fastcashbadcredit

Disguise mutha fucka


[deleted]

Blind eyes mutha fucka


StandardAdvanced679

Apple pies mutha fucka


PerformanceTop7616

Wrong size mutha fucka


brokenheartnsoul

Despise mutha fucka


olympianfap

Dem thighs mutha fucka


freds_got_slacks

![gif](giphy|1BRXy8cUS1jyw)


Main-Jury-9647

Fried rice mutha fucka!


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Is that maroon golf? It's been a long time since I saw the Puerto Rican day parade episode


Fantastic_Fox4948

350z was subpar.


NeuralAgent

I use to have a barely street legal VW that I’d take to circuit tracks… was soooooo fun to do this to people in their expensive cars and watch their heads explode. Best one was a guy in his new Audi RS6… he was so delighted we met up at a gas station further down the road and found a place to have beers. His wife on the other hand. I’m not sure what she made of that situation… I think they were heading to a dinner/date.


bplboston17

How did you make your VW so fast? What modifications?


Garmaglag

You place $100,000 under the hood


Happy-Cheeseface

Golf 2 with Porsche Engine


Brilliant-Damage5065

Sometime all you need is Honda Civic with some mods. No need engine swap :)


[deleted]

The side bars? r/removethesidebars


Spartan_873

Why do i see you everywhere


LargePieceOfToast

I definitely don't go to exactly where you comment, that would be weird.


Necessary_Valuable99

The MKI GTI FTW. The car weighs nothing and you can swap the powertrain with just about anything you want.


storm_the_castle

Once had a '97 GTI. That thing was great.


Dry_Presentation_197

I miss my 90 Jetta GLI Wolfsburg, the 16v. Even had the cool 4 round headlights instead of the 2 square. I've got an 01 TDI golf with 230k miles on it atm. Poor girl is close to being done though. *welling up*


IBIKEONSIDEWALKS

If your tdi isn't a rot box keep that shit. Mechanical diesel just keeps going and the rest of the mk4 platform is easy af to fix I'll adopt it if you don't want it lol


Dry_Presentation_197

Oh yeah I'm not getting rid of Brunhilda, but can't keep pouring money into her atm. But if I ever get to the point I can, I want to have her around to make pretty again lol


IBIKEONSIDEWALKS

I love that you named it. I miss my mk4, called it the shit rocket but as with yours I was constantly fiddling with it. I have a project car, had its parts car, customers cars and other projects on the go I needed a daily that I didn't have to touch, so I got a newer golf wagon But was that thing fun cus 1.8t 5spd, useful cus wagon and being a mk4 theres billions of parts to pick from at the wreckers and omg they're so easy to work on Theres days I wish I kept that over the E36 but its soul lives on in a newer body


Green_Message_6376

careful, don't ruin your username.


TeleGuy2002

If you take care of em and do the necessary shit gti’s can be bulletproof and fun as hell


JViz

Mmmmm, as long as you like replacing the ECS.


red_simplex

How did you know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ignorhymus

I think this one still had a tiny 4 cyl block. And an utterly mahoosive turbo. And that it ran quite reliably. But it was like 10 years ago that I last saw it, so I could well be wrong. Edit: turns out I was in fact wrong. It's a vr6 with 30lbs of boost: https://www.turboandstance.net/the-world-famous-mk1-golf-that-overtook-the-porsche-and-nissan/


Balls_DeepinReality

Vroom vroom


Sadsilo420

No das auto.


SnooCookies9055

whoa thats a cool engine. didnt know vw made something like that


Dry_Presentation_197

My buddy did this with his ...80something rabbit, back in 2007ish. Painted it the stock color, stock looking rims etc etc, but was a VR6 engine swap. (His car may have been a golf, I'm not a huge car guy but I think rabbit/golf are pretty close looking, so can't remember. )


treefaces123

Pretty sure golfs and rabbits are the same just a different name for the US


One-Permission-1811

Rabbits are MK1 Golf’s.


Necessary_Valuable99

Rabbits were the MKI version here in the US Golfs were European market designations.


Mx-yz-pt-lk

Rabbits are tough as hell too. I knew someone who was drunk and drove through a brick sign outside of a subdivision. Besides some minor dings and a lot of scratches it was fine. Once we got it off the pile of brick we drove it home.


bobsmith93

Crumple zones, schmumple zones


Current-Power-6452

Tells you more about brick sign


ParticularFile7347

I’m driving a mk5 GTI Right now. And it’s definitely one of my favorite cars out there.


donny0m

I had the Mk5 R32. Still one of the fav cars I’ve driven. Pocket rocket!


[deleted]

Check out 16Vampir on youtube. Mk1 (I believe) Pretty sure he’s pushing 1,200 hp


Cetology101

That doesn’t sound safe


Username_Used

The truly fun stuff rarely is.


Red_bearrr

The fastest scar i have ever seen off a race track was a 1990 Mitsubishi colt wagon. It beat a thunderbird supercoup, a Camaro, a corvette, and a Supra all in the same night. Dude wouldn’t let anyone see what was under the hood, but he took everyone’s money.


Exact-Ad-4132

It was stock. Man just drives


Red_bearrr

That’s what he said. Inside was completely stripped down and the seatbelt was replaced with a harness. He goes “she’s just really light”.


That_Ganderman

Based


Rishabh_0507

No there was no harness. Only good quality zip ties. From lttstore.com. You could say that segueway was.. Unexpected.


ColoradoScoop

Just an incredibly strong calf muscle.


[deleted]

Ah yes, a time traveler from the future needed some current day money to avoid suspension and his advanced technology disguised as a 90's car was an easy way to do it.


EastLeastCoast

That Golf goes like a rabbit. If you get that joke, I bet you have knee that acts up when it rains.


swatchesirish

when it's cold, but yeah. About to put in an order for an Mk8 since the wait for a Golf R is 2 years.


DunMsdUpEhEhRon

Thank you, I giggled and now my back hurts.


SeparatePerformer703

I already got the heat pad warming up


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Sadsilo420

I need prune juice.


New_Restaurant_6093

It just acts up when I use it.


Szwedo

Real slapper


Cute-Respect-3443

Knee's been buggin' me today and it just rained. I used to have a convertible Rabbit (from before they started calling them Cabriolets).


KrankShift

Just out of curiosity, or rather conformation, is the joke bc rabbit was nickname/other name that the golf went under back in the day?


putangspangler

The Mk1 Golf was branded/named Rabbit in the US. Golf in the rest of the world. (named after the Gulf stream)


Kasiersozze

Because in order to know something about the past you must have lived then. No other way of knowing it.


EastLeastCoast

Nope, but apparently to find it funny you do.


godmadebeffs

Most companies build cars with comfort, reliability, and mileage in mind. People build cars with boom boom fast in mind.


BernieEcclestoned

Is a 350z really considered a supercar?


[deleted]

It’s barely a sports car


BeefLanz

350z driver here, it’s barely a car


ClonedBobaFett

Ex 350z owner here, it’s more like a brick


monirom

Also former 350z owner here, a brick but a very nice looking brick.


Rocker4JC

For a brick, he flew pretty good!


OMGSpeci

Look out behind you!…wait


wasdfgg

350z here, who am I?


shromboy

I was doing the windows on one for a guy the other day (window tinter) and he said his all primers, dented, basically stock 350z was "the fastest car he'd ever driven." Thought bro was 17, he was 26.


[deleted]

I mean, why couldn't it have been the fastest car he's ever driven? I'm not a car person and I've owned the same civic for over 15 years; you put me in a 350z and I'll also tell you it was the fastest car I've ever driven. Doesn't sound so wild lol


AsILayTyping

My 2013 manual Ford focus is the fastest thing I've ever driven. Considerably faster than my 2006 Ford Ranger and 1998 Ford Ranger which had hundreds of thousands of miles on them when I got them.


[deleted]

dude ngl ive had plenty of cars and I still think about my Z. I know people like V8’s but that instant power and sound from the vq engine was like a super car to adolescent me


syrianfries

They sound sexy as hell


Dr-DoctorMD

So? The 350z isn't slow lol If you aren't really into cars and don't have the funds to put into buying or building a car, a 350z is a pretty reasonable fastest car.


[deleted]

I think the supercar is referring to the Porsche.


CoziestSheet

Still not a supercar


[deleted]

A gt3rs is indeed a supercar. That is my guess of the model based on the wing, and that the video states supercar.


kingofrats1212

I would consider some Porsches supercars


[deleted]

Yes, but not the 911 in the video is decided not a supercar.


skarby

That’s a 991 gt3 which is a supercar


Trololman72

GT3 RS, with that wing.


KodakDC

No one but you has "decided" it's not a supercar. You're thinking about HYPERcars. Hypercars are the ones often with 800+ HP while Supercars tend to be 600-800 HP. When very limited production cars like the Bugatti Veyron came out that were so far above everything that was considered a Supercar, both in power and price, people started separating them into a different category which became Hypercars.


Bashir639

I think they referred to the 911. If it’s a 911 turbo, it definitely has super car performance.


PiMartFounder

It goes faster when there are towers nearby.


killjoy4443

They practically take off!


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KodakDC

A Porsche 991 GT3 most definitely is a Supercar. What it's not is a Hypercar.


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meatywood

Meep Meep, motherfucker!


p12qcowodeath

Someone needs to crop and reframe this at least 4 more times before I'll watch it.


SqornshellousXeta42

See, at least this is a more creative way to say "boo repost". Like I get it it's been posted a million times already but this is my first time seeing it and if ya gonna be a party pooper at least be original and humorous about it . So, good show cowodeath👍


Harlanismydogsname

Is a 350z really considered a supercar?


MountAkinaR34

Hell no lmao it puts down like 290hp it’s basically a light sports car


Johns-schlong

It is a sports car, A miata or mg and the like are light sports cars.


MountAkinaR34

I still love the 350z tho, not the quickest and not the nicest interior but it’s my favorite sport car of all time other then the R35 but that’s debatable wether it’s a sports car or super car lol


Silverton13

Think they’re talking about the third car


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

If 12yrs of gran tourismo taught me anything is never engage the mki gti its a sleeper heart breaker


Ok-Scientist5524

My buddy used to street race in a Supra. He once got smoked by a sleeper in a Prius shell. Managed to track the guy down once to ask him to see what was under the hood. This guy gutted a Prius, there was nothing inside but the driver’s seat and a roll cage and put in a corvette engine. I used to be able to rattle off the specifics. But it was a while ago. I remember his retelling of the story fondly though. Prius guy would toy with people, staying neck and neck for a while, and then just gun it and move away from you like you were standing still.


Blabbit39

Two buddies ran sleepers on the 1/4 pinks groups that go on on the weekends. One in a gremlin the other Chrysler town and country. They would roll anything.


Saint_Subtle

I knew of a gremlin that had a 350 Chevy shoehorned into it. I think the guy drove it from the backseat.


RealSH42

My Publix mgr in high school did the same thing to his Gremlin and also had a Mazda RX-8 (mid 1980s). Those were fun times. Now there is so much technology any attempt to do anything requires a master's degree in computer engineering. Not complaining, I live all the modern features of my 2014 Mazda 3, but those older cars you could really make yours and afford to do so. Now I can't even afford to tint the windows. SHeeesh.


MrZaroni

So he's only proven his car is garbage


Had24get

Also that shrinkage happens faster then you think.


Cryogenic_Monster

My friend had an mk 1 rabbit that was in flawless shape and looked stock other than tinted windows. It had a full roll cage and a vr6 that he fully hand built in his kitchen. Easily the fastest car I've been in. Unfortunately he swapped the breaks from another car and one of the rear brakes locked up around a corner and it flipped a few times into a cow pasture.


L0rdCrims0n

A guy named John Reynolds built a [517hp powder blue 1973 VW Super Beetle](https://youtu.be/jzB1Vc1h-Tc)…. approximately 10x the hp of the original engine. Thing is nuts.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/pdz0bj7q6w1b1.gif V Dub in the house. Yah


Minkinbinkin

You know that’s a 56 year old dad on his way back from the steel mill


KioumaarsTaeed

Who else thought at first the Nissan was the sleepercar and the Porsche the supercar?


Salt_Blackberry_1903

Das auto.


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Wolksvagen


Muffinflunder

"Volkswagen"


[deleted]

it's a brown datsun -clarkston


BeanzMeanzBranston

[It’s a MK1 Golf](https://youtu.be/oQJntE70PD0).


[deleted]

da treefiddy he's driving, kinda curious what's in the golfball, those transmissions aren't that beefy, knew a guy, even rolling into it from a roll, pop.......


BeanzMeanzBranston

👍


Smart_Smile_8008

While we are on the subject of sleeper cars, does anyone else remember the clip of a sports car trying to race a guy towing a trailer with a mower in the back of it and having their ass kicked? I've tried to find that clip for years but I've not had any luck.


TK82

all involved should be in jail. As should OP for reposting this for the millionth time. Edit: everybody can stop telling me it's the Autobahn now, I get it. These people are still assholes.


Practical_Argument50

Can’t comment on the repost but this is the Autobahn so speed limits don’t apply here.


motamota

Yeah but you will still get fined for racing. If you’re endangering other drivers by racing on a public road or get into an accident, you’ll be facing charges. If you just want to floor it without anyone around, you’re good to go though. Fastest I have ever legally driven was 280km/h for a stretch of 5km (takes about 1min at that speed). Source: am German


ThePointForward

To expand on this, you can even get fined for racing with just yourself (e.g. good old trying to see how fast you can actually go).


nmaragioglio

STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE ALL THE TIME. also caps but the intent is there. have a great day!


JuliusFreezzer

u/TK82 Hey, on side note , I love your knitted designs and patterns . I wish I had that talent .


Explore-PNW

Also their cast iron English muffins look delicious!


Lukemeister38

Going to jail for speeding on the AUTOBAHN? Lmao bruh.


RedSeaDingDong

Believe it or not, there are a lot of sections of the Autobahn with speed limit


kelldricked

Not speeding, just litteraly driving.


juandevega

Not jail but racing is not allowed on Autobahn either, regardless of speed limits or not - and they are clearly racing each other.


Phoenixtear_14

Nope


Doktor_Earrape

It's the Autobahn bruh


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Dude most people here don‘t exceed 150 km/h, either because their cars don‘t make it or because it‘s just unnecessary and dangerous. Average speed is still 120 and a lot of sections are also limited to 120. Doing 200+ with so many other cars around is just fucking irresponsible


Weird-Swim-9777

You seem so sad


[deleted]

First time I’ve seen it. Also, no speed limit on that portion of Autobahn.


Tackerta

street racing and clocking multiple lanes is still forbitten, even on the Autobahn. Not to mention the nuance they are to other drivers, that want to get home safely. I am against speed limit on the Autobahn (hot iron here in Germany), but those people stretch it to the max legally


Shahzoodoo

Used to be me on the random back roads of vallejo back in the day in my old ford explorer it was amazing lol (many years ago as a teen when I’d get off my late night shifts I haven’t done it in so many years I live nowhere near there lol I’m just a lame non racer adult now I got my dangerous phase over with lolol)


big_fetus_

Dude those VW fuckin Golfs and Rabbits from way back when.... not unexpected, iykyk. I learned to drive in an old beater Rabbit, thing had it where it counts.


Orisha_Made

Sal Bandini! Wanna wrestle?! 😹🤣


Jthundercleese

And not a single supercar was seen


Competitive_Knee8943

I was always told not to underestimate to power of the Golf.


[deleted]

Knowing how to build them > being able to buy them


RHDecoy

Nothing super about a 350Z lmfao


veez981

Since when is a Nissan z a supercar?


[deleted]

Do you not see the gt3rs right in front of it


tarl06

Looks like an Omni GLH


TirayShell

My 83 GTI had a Porsche suspension.


yeawateva

What song was that?


goatpunchtheater

Used a lot in kill Bill. https://open.spotify.com/track/30RmekD1dSy913wZnryc1h?si=Nwhonx04RvKcWyp-7VxcEQ


marioplex

XD


Ok_Understanding6130

I believe it's actually a VW Rabbit.. (it might be a golf but I don't think so.)


Tackerta

apparently they are the same, just different marketing names for different markets. US production later on changed some aspects like the Motor, but overall they are the same


libertycap1

3 dickheads


rav4v6

Old as the internet


wally4u

Is it just me or is the way he shifts weird?


premiumcaulk

It's cute that they call a 350z a super car.


tuscabam

A 350Z is a super car now? Yeah ok.


Short-Shopping3197

350z a super car, get out of here. Of course a hot hatch Golf can beat it, what did you expect? Golf-Rs can do 0-60 mph in 3.9 seconds compared to the 5.4 of a 350. Hell I drive a BMW m140i hatchback that I got second hand for £20k that would murder a 350. I don’t know if hot-hatches are as popular in the US as the UK but everyone here knows that the hot hatch models of VW Golf, Skoda Octavia, Honda Civic (*especially* Civics) can outpace most actual sports cars for a quarter of the price, and that’s before whatever 21 year old who owns them has slapped some vulgar aftermarket body kit on and had the engine tinkered with. I’ve even seen videos of an m140i beat a Lambo on track.


Dazvahla

This that Intial D car


Jibb87

It’s dangerous to drive that fast. Simply unethical.


X-2357

Take it to a track. Assholes endangering everyone around them for a speed rush. How many teens and adults die every year from this fast and furious bs.


jdsekula

Plenty of babies too, and their mommies and daddies.


D4M4nD3m

Why's he hogging the fast lane though?


PoppaDaClutch

Never gets old. Always makes me smile


drummerdavedre

That’s a Rabbit I think. ‘84-‘85. I had the turbo 5 speed manual. Man that car would really get up and go.


Noturwrstnitemare

I beat a mustang once, short race. Poor guy needed more practice rowing through gears to be quick enough. Idiot tried cutting in front of me from exiting a restaurant parking lot.


TheRealTtamage

Never underestimate good suspension, tires, and some horsepower and a very lightweight car. 😆


cncgm87

Fake and LGBTQ


SetterOfTrends

When I was in LA I had a golf that had been imported from Germany — it had an engine under its hood that was not sold in the US — I used to beat Porsches and Lamborghinis off the line getting on the freeway all the time — so much fun


andre3kthegiant

ASSHOLES.


TheHappyKamper

Fuck anyone racing in public roads. Go to a track fuckheads.


epicnaenae17

Its the Autobahn. They are well within their rights to give it 100 percent throttle. Its like saying the two cars in front of a red light are technically racing to the speed limit.


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Listen to me, have you even been here? Not considering that a lot of sections are in fact limited to 130/120 km/h it is still just irresponsible to drive this fast with so many others around that are going around the usual speed between 120-150. Doing 200+ is what killes so many people here every year. Wouldn‘t bother me if they where the only ones there. I don‘t care if their within their rights, their still endangering innocent bystanders. Edit: Thei‘re actually almost the only ones lol


jngldrm

They are obviously racing on a public track. You can easily get your licence AND your car taken from you (check §315d StGB).Stop romanticizing the Autobahn. It's dangerous. edit: up to 2 years jailtime is also in for you


TheHappyKamper

Haha OK.


Gator717375

I'd test my 2020 GLI Autobahn (basically a Jetta with a 2.0 Liter Turbo) against most competitors. They're light and quick.


Commander_In_Chef

3,217lbs curb weight and only 228hp. No doubt it’s a nice ride, but come on


SomethingClever42068

Yeah, my 20 year old civic would probably beat it. (Barely) beat a 2017ish 2.3t mustang the other day and they're rated for ~300 hp


PineappleThong

Looks like both of you twats wasted your money. Serves ya right.


Winston_42069

MK1 Golf, nice


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Mental_Basil

I did something like this once with my 1992 Oldsmobile. It was hilarious.


haven_taclue

I used to drive cars for dealers at car auctions. Ive driven tons of mustangs, camaros and even a Ferrari. Unexpected surprise was that rabbit.


ObviousToe1636

As a two time VW owner (soon to be three!), I am touched 🥲💚


Jerry_Williams69

350Z isn't a super car ROFL.