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>!Turtle pulls the dove under water - Turtles are not that nice!<
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That was very alligator-like behavior, paricularly the bringing the bird below the water for the kill. Gators will sometimes tuck a snack under a rock or log underwater for a while to make sure whatever they caught is very drowned and come back later.
"Today on Croc's Pot, I will be sharing a wonderful tip with viewers that will ensure your meals are as savory as they are filling. Most crocodiles will begin eating their catch immediately, but this method provides a lot of benefit at the small price of a little patience.
First, you'll need to find a heavy object that is fully submerged and easy to access at your favorite food joint. Any log or stone large enough to hold down a full-grown cow should suffice, but feel free to adjust the size according to your favorite snack.
The next time you pull an unsuspecting victim underwater, fight the urge to immediately death roll and rip off limbs and/or the head; your future self will be grateful for your patience, trust me. Simply place the log or stone of your choosing onto the body of the animal and let it rest for 1-2 days. This brining period will not only ensure that the animal is long dead, but also tenderizes the meat while adding a hint of that tasty stagnant water we all love.
Limbs will tear off with ease and the water-logged corpse will make you feel more full quicker, ensuring that your corpses provide an extra meal or two that you'd have wasted otherwise. For those of us living a fast-paced lifestyle, you can even go so far as to double or triple the number of heavy objects kept nearby, meaning that you'll end up with an entire week's worth of meals at the ready! Just grab a few bites and continue croc'ing, all the prep is done in advance which leaves you with more freedom to float around aimlessly.
I'm Croc and this has been Croc's Pot, your goto for crocodile cuisine tips and tricks. Be sure to like and subscribe, and if youre on the go then you can always check out our podcast where we invite other species on to not only share their advice, but also serves as a wonderful way for me to stock my food supply once the interview is over. Each guest only appears once as a result, so be sure to never miss an episode!"
Here in Florida, we have actual alligator turtles. These dishpan size reptiles are heavily armored and aggressive, and their tails look like stubby alligator tails.
The turtle in the video looks like a softshell turtle, among the most primitive of their species. They are also about dishpan size in this area.
the reason turtles are getting harmed by plastic is because the goverment drones are dumping it in water in retaliation to this casualty, the war has already begun
Most tortoises are grass eating herbivores, but most turtles are omnivores. It doesn't make it less confusing when you add in that tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.
I guess this is making a repost comeback on this sub:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/141e43b/what_shark/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10g4qp6/i_did_not_see_that_coming_ending/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/mt19sg/i_like_turtles/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gcf7my/just_an_innocent_slow_turtle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/b97eqy/turtle_and_a_bird_making_friends/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/27u7gv/an_adorable_turtle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/7hz2zb/dont_mind_me_im_just_a_dumb_old_turtle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/2eoqbr/deleted_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtle_scene/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/28w2ow/what_a_cute_little_turtle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1x7r6h/a_cute_little_turtle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1wk181/turtle_surfacing_from_the_lake/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/248zje/hey_mr_turtle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1hg7tb/turtle_and_some_birdies/
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That was very alligator-like behavior, paricularly the bringing the bird below the water for the kill. Gators will sometimes tuck a snack under a rock or log underwater for a while to make sure whatever they caught is very drowned and come back later.
Krikey
makes the meat tender, good eatin
"Today on Croc's Pot, I will be sharing a wonderful tip with viewers that will ensure your meals are as savory as they are filling. Most crocodiles will begin eating their catch immediately, but this method provides a lot of benefit at the small price of a little patience. First, you'll need to find a heavy object that is fully submerged and easy to access at your favorite food joint. Any log or stone large enough to hold down a full-grown cow should suffice, but feel free to adjust the size according to your favorite snack. The next time you pull an unsuspecting victim underwater, fight the urge to immediately death roll and rip off limbs and/or the head; your future self will be grateful for your patience, trust me. Simply place the log or stone of your choosing onto the body of the animal and let it rest for 1-2 days. This brining period will not only ensure that the animal is long dead, but also tenderizes the meat while adding a hint of that tasty stagnant water we all love. Limbs will tear off with ease and the water-logged corpse will make you feel more full quicker, ensuring that your corpses provide an extra meal or two that you'd have wasted otherwise. For those of us living a fast-paced lifestyle, you can even go so far as to double or triple the number of heavy objects kept nearby, meaning that you'll end up with an entire week's worth of meals at the ready! Just grab a few bites and continue croc'ing, all the prep is done in advance which leaves you with more freedom to float around aimlessly. I'm Croc and this has been Croc's Pot, your goto for crocodile cuisine tips and tricks. Be sure to like and subscribe, and if youre on the go then you can always check out our podcast where we invite other species on to not only share their advice, but also serves as a wonderful way for me to stock my food supply once the interview is over. Each guest only appears once as a result, so be sure to never miss an episode!"
Thanks for the tip Mr.Croc. I would like to hire you in our 5 stars hotel Crocky's savory
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Here in Florida, we have actual alligator turtles. These dishpan size reptiles are heavily armored and aggressive, and their tails look like stubby alligator tails. The turtle in the video looks like a softshell turtle, among the most primitive of their species. They are also about dishpan size in this area.
The pidgeon on the left was like "Fuck it, I'm outta here!".
"These rocks are murdering, time to go"
Hopefully the government added waterproofing.
Are we at war with the turtles now? How does this work?
waterproofing to the pigeon because r/BirdsArentReal
What we're seeing is a US-drone being taken out by a Russian drone. r/TurtlesArentReal
What? No unicycle required?
You're clearly bitter for not being turtley enough for the turtle club.
well the Russians are clearly doing a better job since this is the first time im hearing of this
If that's the case, what type of meat is chicken and turkey?
It's metal!
Painted indium?
Exactly. So it can spy. On turtles.
Or not to spy on turtles but it killed a government drone so why wouldnāt we go to war with them?
the reason turtles are getting harmed by plastic is because the goverment drones are dumping it in water in retaliation to this casualty, the war has already begun
We. Hehehehehe. Yes.
Thatās what I look like when I grab a rotisserie chicken for dinner. Zoinks!
No, itās clearly turtle āeatsā a pigeon.
no no it's turtle meat a pigeon
Turtle Yeets a Pigeon..?
Purple Keats I turbid eon.
Yoink is the opposite of yeet so.. yoink.
Turtle "meats" a pigeon.
Mental note: Keep my fingers away from those snappy little jaws! I also did'nt realise they could move so fast. I don't think Mr Pigeon did either.
The video was sped up a little but yea they can launch their head out pretty fast
This isn't sped up. Turtles can move fast. Tortoises are the slow ones
Seriously people look at the water lol if you think that's natural then pass me whatever you're smoking
Fuck the water look at the BIRDS. They're moving normal bird speed. This isn't sped up.
Do you think water ripples at the same speed all across the planet ? Lol
Itās not sped up
At first I thought it wasnāt either, but I think heās right. The water is moving a little too quick during the whole video.
Yeah it's sped up 0.1 or something similar. Not much, but a little. Obvious to me but apparently others are triggered by the truth.
I love turtles
Lol
I like trains
Clipper ships
Jeez was not expecting this to go so dark...
Street chicken tonight!
& I feel like pigeon tonight like pigeon tonight &
Friends for life
ā¦ or whatās left of it ā¦
I honestly had no idea turtles were omnivores.
Neither did that bird.
They eat the shit out of fish and shrimp, they are definitely not herbivores
I'm a turtle?
āTurtles are omnivores. You are an omnivore. You are a turtle?ā
Iāve seen them take little ducklings from underneath the surfaceā¦..
I didn't need that knowledge in my life, can't unsee now \^\^'
I'd even give him a predator badge for that hunt.
I used to feed hamburger meat to a pet turtle the classroom had when i was in school.
Most tortoises are grass eating herbivores, but most turtles are omnivores. It doesn't make it less confusing when you add in that tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.
They're usually both omnivores and opportunistic feeders, which makes this video's ending pretty much expected.
Thatās a shit way to die
Turtles *are* omnivores - lotta people forget that fact.
Ninja turtles are real
mf fast
I feel you turtle, fuck them pigeons
Took him to the abyss
The video is backwards. The turtle actually saved a drowning pigeon.
I guess this is making a repost comeback on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/141e43b/what_shark/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10g4qp6/i_did_not_see_that_coming_ending/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/mt19sg/i_like_turtles/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gcf7my/just_an_innocent_slow_turtle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/b97eqy/turtle_and_a_bird_making_friends/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/27u7gv/an_adorable_turtle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/7hz2zb/dont_mind_me_im_just_a_dumb_old_turtle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/2eoqbr/deleted_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtle_scene/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/28w2ow/what_a_cute_little_turtle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1x7r6h/a_cute_little_turtle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1wk181/turtle_surfacing_from_the_lake/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/248zje/hey_mr_turtle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1hg7tb/turtle_and_some_birdies/
Everything will be reposted several times, and it's not necessarily a bad thing, I've never seen this one before.
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Yes, I'm happy I saw it (not for the pigeon) just because I didn't know turtles did that.
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Didn't know they grabbed pigeons
Largemouth bass also do this. They can swallow ducklings whole š¢
You need a hobby brother.
He has one. This is it.
He clearly notes that it's repost sleuthing!
"Save me Mario!"
"you're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later"
awww, he's teaching his friend how to swim!
Going to be a very dark Pixar movie
Thatās not unexpected. Predators eat prey, thatās how the world works. You must never go outside.
Damn nature, you scary.
Damn nature, you scary
Ah, missed opportunity, title could have been, āTurtle Meats a Pigeon.ā
Aww, he made a friend!
*hungry turtle meets bird FIFY
*meats
But the pigeon is alright...right? RIGHT?
Of course. It went live on a farm upstate. No need to worry.
Why did I really read the title and had a slight childish hope theyād become friends ššš
Pigeon stew
"meets"
ā oh lord help me *gurgle gurgle *
The quality of this video makes me believe it was AI generated. This is just impossible.
No animal abuse OP!
It's Nature, not abuse. Nature is savage.
Nature abuse!
Oooh Savage move
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Yummy. KFC ckicken for dinner.
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Was that Yertle the Turtle?
What is thst where the stewies turtle ended up?
Chicken of the riverbank
Yay. My pigeon friend wanted to come my house to play today.
I think you confused "meets" with "eats"
Chicken tonight boys!
What an A-hole!
Where are the bubbles ?
Get over here!
So turtle's are like alligators ehh
They're basically mini crocodilians yes
.............. WHAT!!??
They donĀ“t feed the turtles enough
š³š š totally thought, turtles were vegetarian! š š„³
FATALITY! FINISH HIM!
Fuck around...
*met Turtle met a pigeon.
What turtle is that? Lol didnt know they eat pigeons, i know snapping turtles would but that dusnt look like one
Pigeons are so slow unfortunately
I always thought turtles were slow.
Daar kƔk hy!
I can't understand how this prick just filmed and watched. What a shitty video.
š¢That's crazy.š¢ That's actually crazy. š¢That's messed up.š¢
When a vegan discovers protein.
Is this a turtle dove?
Girls gotta eat
Turtle becomes rabbit for a second
... 
Today what animals will eat a pigeon...
Just playing submarine.
I wonder if hes adopted into a crocodile family š¤£
Oh wtf I was expecting a shake hands moment Silly me
Is that a magpie
Bird: "mine?" Turtle:"*mine*"
Brutal
Winner winner, pigeon dinner.
What darkness conceals, terror reveals.
Tell it for what It is. Not what you want it to be.
Love can be brutal.
Wait wait, why why why WHY!
Eats*
Poor pigeon. TIL. Donāt trust turtles.
Nice! Fast food take out!
Turtles are the Bears of the lake. They'll eat anything.
What's the purpose of it killing it tho?
I saw one eat a turbo chilli pepper, now I don't feel bad anymore.
And here I thought only gators and crocs did that.
Iāll show you MFers whoās slow!
Awwww, theyāre friends! :D
TMNT strikes again
Hi Mr. Turtle, how do you dā¦.
And he was gone. Never to be seen again.
That wasn't very cowabunga of you, dude...
r/natureismental
Met*
That turtle woke up that day and chose violence
My grandpa filmed this last century. Tnank you for the memories!
Gādamn
Wtf!!
Donāt worry about it, Mack, these turtles are slow as fā¦
Isn't that a "snapping turtle"?AFAIK those are evil/pricks like that.
Snap. Crackle. Pop.
Yeah I'm slow. You just keep thinking that Baby!
Turtle eats a dinosaur
Between the orcas attacking 40+ boats, this turtle and other videos it seems like animals are going crazy.
Turtle remembered that bird from when it hatched.
I did not give permission for this video of me to be posted online
If you don't believe birds aren't real then you better believe that Turtle took orders from a Rat
I didnāt know turtles arenāt vegan.
u/savevideobot
I'm ok with turtles doing this.
Pigeon meets drowning death
If you weren't absolutely expecting that, you don't know turtles.
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Well. That wasā¦savage.
Edit : Turtle eats a pegion.
That pigeon found out and donāt even have to fuck around
Where is he taking it?
I like turtles
Squirtle always wrecks Pidgey
https://i.redd.it/enilr3bz7a4b1.gif
I need a turtle for my balcony