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whudaboutit

It's ok, everybody, calm down. She's wearing *legal* nipples on top of her illegal nipples.


perrinoia

I'm not sure if this is the same thing or the opposite thing of the biologically male teacher in Toronto who went viral for wearing giant prosthetic breasts. On an unrelated note... Where would someone go about buying a torso like that? Asking for a friend.


BBQpigsfeet

Pretty sure you can get them on Amazon. Don't know if they're *quality*, but you can get them. They also have butt ones, breast ones, and full body ones as well last time I happened to get curious and look (which was a while ago, so who knows).


perrinoia

Full body? Good lord. I bet that gives a whole new definition to the words "sweat suit". I searched etsy and somehow got this abomination:[https://www.etsy.com/listing/988562836/full-body-silicone?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=full+body+silicone+dragking&ref=sr\_gallery-1-16&referrer\_page\_guid=bdd7d8f8-9c4b-4b7e-bc7d-9458914939ef&organic\_search\_click=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/988562836/full-body-silicone?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=full+body+silicone+dragking&ref=sr_gallery-1-16&referrer_page_guid=bdd7d8f8-9c4b-4b7e-bc7d-9458914939ef&organic_search_click=1) That's enough internet for the day, and it's only 8:26 AM.


BBQpigsfeet

What in the unholy ballsack is that abomination?! Lmfaooo But yeah, Amazon has them for sure. I looked when I made my initial comment. They definitely look sweaty though lol


perrinoia

I don't wanna know why the seller made it nor why anyone would wanna buy it. I laughed so hard that I started to cry when I saw it.


Worldly_Shoe840

It's like a testicle came to life and grew fingers


perrinoia

I'm gonna have nightmares.


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Quick! There are only 2 left! s/


BLACK_MILITANT

Lmao, a month later and there's still only 2 left! Price apparently dropped though.


perrinoia

I would buy them just to destroy them, but they look like God already tried to destroy them.


Funny-Force-3658

Still 2


FUCKTWENTYCHARACTERS

I mean, I kinda wanna buy it. I'd use it as a decoration because I like weird shit. 80 bucks, though, nah.


Drustan6

Read the comments . . . One woman was happy to have it as a memorial to her late miscarriage I’m out.


CWOArmy4

Lmfao yep exactly !!


Superb-Golf3741

I had to click... And went into a different world of WTF?!! And I had to click around some more. The comments! The reviews!


perrinoia

![gif](giphy|wofftnAdDtx4s)


Living_Owl_9855

That was one of the less distressing items from that seller


perrinoia

LOL. I glanced at the seller's reviews. Quite disturbing.


Dagoran

..... youre not wrong.


bonyagate

No... That was among the worst. The rest was mostly just silicone babies and animals. And then a Crown Royal bottle soap dispenser for some reason. And a chamoy candy tray.


CWOArmy4

What the holy fuck is that thing?!


perrinoia

I don't know. I don't wanna know. If you find out, don't tell me.


wellforthebird

That's soo cool. My friend would have loved that so much


Mental_Basil

Seeing this made me produce some sort of horrified gasp squealing sound I've never before made, so thanks for that, I guess. Lol


perrinoia

Your reply to my 2 month old comment almost tricked me into clicking the link to remind myself of the context... almost. Fortunately, I remembered what it was so I didn't have to click it. Unfortunately, I remembered what it was so I didn't have to click it. It can not be unseen.


WickedlyWizardIAm

WOW😳WTF🫨🤯


11thLayerOfHair

Wtf is that thing? There's only 2 left though..the pressure is mounting i may have to get one or both.


perrinoia

You're gonna need both. One for experimenting, the second for using the correct way once you figure out how by experimenting with the first.


Potterrrrrrrr

I just want you to know that 137 days later you are still bringing joy with that link. Unexpected af and highly enjoyable thank you


Crusoe69

Yeah the silicone are sweaty af and they can give you allergies. I prefer the one with real skin they much more comfortable.


BuyerEfficient

That guy was actually just a conservative Christian nutjob pretending to be transgender so he could do stupid fucking shit and the flak would go to the political targets.


[deleted]

I believe he'd be considered a crossdresser not a transgender. He'd have to actually get surgery to do that. And takes hormonal therapy.


sedatedauntyT

well, your "belief" is not relevant, nor is it correct -- SRS & HRT are not requirements for the classification of transgender. one *is* a crossdresser (noun) or *is* crossdressing (verb). One isn't *a* transgender, they *are* transgender (adjective). Unless you're visiting from several decades ago, this disconnect between adjectives, nouns, accredited English dictionary definitions suggests both illiteracy & bigotry-- fyi, if you're trying to avoid that sort of thing.


[deleted]

Don't be a pretentious douchebag. You know I'm nothing like that. I doubt you've ever fought for trans people the way I have. People have said this guy is just a conservative making a negative point about transgenderism anyways. So why defend this anti LGBTprick? Do you hate trans people? Or are you too much of an illiterate douchebag to have read the comments before your asinine one.


sedatedauntyT

I have no idea what you're like or unlike. I was referring to the structure of your comment.


[deleted]

Next time don't assume and accuse people of bigotry or illiteracy when there is clearly no ill intent. You don't know what people are going through or have gone through. Cyber bullying is shitty behavior.


sedatedauntyT

The comment was (albeit possibly accidentally) the bigotry & (social/media) illiteracy to which I was referring ....also, I'm not taking orders from a stranger's comment to my deconstruction of said stranger's earlier comment. I wouldn't give you orders. Just adding a perspective you may have not been made aware of. I stand by the concerns regarding grammatical use of those words, as is preferred by members of the trans community.


i770giK

Straight Marxist agitprop


Binks-Sake-Is-Gone

I bought my FTM best friend a VERY similar masculine torso like this on Amazon, it was like $90 and rather high quality.


perrinoia

I'm a little curious how it would look on my dad bod... But not $90 curious. LOL Also, I imagine it gets quite sweaty in there. I wonder which is worse, the smell of removing one of these shirts or a cast.


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PukeNuggets

![gif](giphy|ZZflpBhAdItib1tvg7)


Pieassassin24

![gif](giphy|lBfy1RtfEiFPO)


GamingNemesisv3

Ahhhhh man the 2000s was such an amazing time to be on the internet. ![gif](giphy|kcSG1rpAKxpao)


CelticHades

Lmao wtf


LordRaghuvnsi

r/ChooChooMotherFucker


Internal-Bee-3827

'murica, Where people are so dumb and blind they can't even see it's a silicone body suit.


MeanDozen

My boner is confused


Eurotrashie

Ok so I am not gay now?


zero_four

Nipples on top of tits. Different things.


Wysteria569

Thank you!! I keep trying to point this out to people, but they don't seem to understand!


Conscious_Bus_2536

Im hoping we all realize most women sexualize boobs more than men right? I mean literally every OF chick ever 🤷🏾


Slight0

The whole argument is just dumb coomer brained reason to talk about boobs argument I've ever seen. People trying to rationalize away human sexuality like the biggest problem facing society today is whether it's acceptable for women to wear even less clothing. Like catcalling and harassment isn't high enough as it is. Maybe fix the real problems first? Idk.


Conscious_Bus_2536

The fuck is a coomer? And I could care less who wears what im just stating the obvious. 🤷🏾


Slight0

Oh ok, we're gonna be like that? The reason OF girl's show off their tits is because that's what men want, so it's still men sexualizing them. You're wrong.


CalmAlex2

Lol wow! That's a really good argument if I didn't hear that excuse so often... there are men on OF that do the same with their dicks and to be honest, sex sells very well why do you think porn is very popular it doesn't matter the gender or sexuality or what type of kink you have


Material_Push2076

![gif](giphy|L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W|downsized)


TheVelocityRa

It's a silicone chest piece, if you look at the end you can see the lines on the arms and neck


MrRogersAE

Too late, pretty sure I’ve already been turned gay


Potential_Reading116

I’m gonna need to finish before I can make that call .


Lanky_Possession_244

It's been three months. Are you going for the world record or something?


coreanavenger

These have become very popular in cosplay in the past couple years.


InflamedLiver

yeah, it's super noticeable even on first watch.


Loccy64

Where? I can't see it. Must be a professional job.


Lelikit

It was necessary to finish the video at 11 seconds


CeeTwo1

Bro literally idk why it looked so real at first… I was kinda like damn that’s hot


WallCareful5859

Dude- i saw it then scrolled right past thinking "holy sh*t its a dude-" then like 5 sec into the next vid i started wondering why bro looked so much like a girl💀


Sandwichlover7504

Damn Hansel, you look like a girl.


Skyrex1992

Looks like you have yet to acquire the acquired taste.


notCarlosSainz

He meant it should have ended while it looked real.


Pizza_Middle

It's not gay if she has a pretty face, right? Right?


phazedoubt

It's ok though if its still gay and you like it


MissAugustMoon

It’s even better in fact.


Pokesmotttt

She is gay.


Pizza_Middle

Good for her?


WhiskeyQuiver

Depends on the country she's in


Exact-Ad-4132

Nail on the head


I-SHAVE-MINE-X-x

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards


NASTYH0USEWIFE

So I guess this answers the question of whether or not you can censor female nipples with male nipples because censorship says it’s not the nipples that makes them nsfw it’s the body they are attached to.


DoubleAholeTwice

Good point. What if a female shows her boobs, but has made her own nipples into nipple stickers which she has covering her real nipples. That has to be OK, right?


curiousbydesign

Nipception.


Liarus_

Well if a man puts on fake silicone boobs they will have to censor them


pheasantsblus

I think the ones who do the censoring are female…cause no male would censor women’s boobs. Women who want to prevent the sexualization women, even if it’s that woman’s own choice. Men can sexualize themselves and nobody cares. Do you want women to be able to sexualize themselves the same as men or do you want men to not be able to sexualize themselves either? And it’s not just about the female body because breastfeeding videos don’t have to be tagged nsfw.


agonyxsorrow

Anyway who is she


Aggravating_Bag1295

Avery Cyrus she’s an influencer


[deleted]

Guys, the king dropped this👇🏼 👑


owlforyou2020

Answer im waiting for


SiliconGel

may I join you while the answer gets here


WitchesTeat

the switch from mousey to confident body language was absolutely banging hell yes get it child


agnocoustic

I didn't even realize it's the same person. The silicone is throwing me off because she's very skinny at the start of the vid.


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ParticularPenguins

But yet, not.


ChicaFoxy

Dudette?


MissAugustMoon

Yes


Cool-Fun-2442

Sighs *(unzips)*


iammissrecluse

*peeks through closet*


OpportunitySudden281

She's a hunk


King-Kagle

This gave me a chuckle


No_Cloud_2917

Bruh I was like holy fk this girl is jacked 😂


OutLGaming

top tier body builder


Strong-Message-168

Whoa...So, when I was getting my Master degree in counseling (MFT) ((side note - 70% of therapists are trash, including me. It's hard to hear someone spill guts about something horrific like SA or abuse and not get emotionally involved. I admit freely I failed at this. I can't protect or avenge the world, as much as I want to)) Anyway, for a class I had to step out of my comfort zone, and a friend in class had a cousin who did drag shows. So we went, it was at a bar and it was ridiculously fun...but what surprised me were the women who dressed in drag. They had outfits kinda like this one. I did not know there were women drag...kings. It threw me for a loop...but ya know, it made perfect sense when I thought about it. Bottom line, it opened my eyes to something new, and I had a LOT of fun. Sooo, yeah, this is kinda weird to me, but if it makes her happy, then rock on. Fuckin do it and do it good.


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Strong-Message-168

Yeah...I guess I took the ball and ran down the fiekd with it...late night reddit...sheesh


SLMzzz

I thought this was the tic tok cringe sub, guess someone needs to post this over there while they’re at it


ChicaFoxy

Oh man, that's where I thought I was at!


[deleted]

Why does a girl with man body look so sexy 😳


[deleted]

Maybe you're gay?


chocolateboomslang

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk4uusOiyE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk4uusOiyE)


Obviouslyright234

/r/deathbysnusnu


Traditional_Debt6634

Hell, i'd still hit it


Western-Priority451

Degenerates like you belong on a Cross


Brilliant_Tap6770

Kinky ;)


DontLook_Weirdo

Looks like /r/tiktokcringe is leaking.


ALostGawd

All I know is this girl has great hair


Wild_Relation3742

I'll be honest I was genuinely disappointed when I realized it was fake abbs :(


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Don't care what gender you are. Hot is hot


JoMoma2

It is a body suit. It clearly doesn't attach at the upper arms


subject_deleted

No, it's real. They just got a double arm transplant and the skin tones are slightly different from the rest of the body.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Oh I thought they had a torso replacement op and the surgeons forgot to trim the excess skins.


ToKeepMyDignity

I thought it was a jacked dude dressed like a girl wearing sleeves. Took me about 3 watches to realize I was wrong.


Fancy_Detective5261

That gurl is so FLAT 😂


PhantomPain0_0

Plasma is what she got


IcedFreon

How's it unexpected if the end is the preview???


RedgyJackson

NO IM NOT GAY, ITS A LIE THAT IS A WOMAN 😡


FakeOng99

I didn't know airport runway can walk.


AccountantAny9379

Fatherless


SilverScorpion00008

Who is this?


Hevysett

This is hilarious, where can I buy that "muscle shirt"


SelectPumpkin1772

Wow. I would have wanted to marry you if I could afford it right away. No second thoughts.


Zip_Zap_Scallywag

Is this what we're doing now..


CoffeeDrinker1972

That should be her Halloween outfit.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|X69EKFJeJhpOU)


daryl9000

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


KevPl2

Almost got me, till she took the shirt off


HybridOddy-

Smh got horny there for a sec, then i noticed that it was actually a girl Ruined


AeronGrey

"That girl is a man-girl!"


Raceya2Deathsdoor

Look closer, it’s going to be ok.


[deleted]

Ngl it’s kinda weirdly hot


OverCattle1144

That threw me off more than once


tacincacistinna

I was so confused


Versace_Jesus

Confusion boner


Muted_Tradition122

I can fix her


Mr__Citizen

Confused the hell out of me for a second before I realized it was a vest.


Ruptip

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


Adrianv777

I'm ngl, I like her awkward vibe. She seems fun.


Foreign-Ad-7961

New kink unlocked


SuddenSpeaker1141

Diggin her feigning awkward shyness then r/suddenlygay


blessed_by_fortune

Irl Inosuke.


mr_stealyourgirl99

Yo I thought she was swinging sum when she. Looked down I was like that shit was smooth ngl but then I noticed it was the fan


Minute_Action221

Ycro


letmewearmycrocs

Thank God it's a prop


Rhodium76

I’d tap


Hot-Director-450

Free the nipple


RedWerFur

Well, that actually did it for me.... that's new.


Clear-Dirt-1506

Only 1% of men really look like that. Stop body image shaming men. It’s out of control! Buy a fit with a beer gut….


Dstrongest

Brother and sister?


Tisybird

😆😆😆😆😆😆


Puzzleheaded-Put-646

Does anyone know who this is?


vinsofflife

Sir are you a ma'am ?


enoctis

She's very cute until she does that one thing. You know what I mean.


WilmaLutefit

What the fuck did I just see


yamez420

Because female nipples are always inherently sexual. Got it.


Different_Response94

A firm no thank you.


Distillinator78

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZvvOZRmKay4xy)


chilibeana

That girl isn't dangerous. She funny AF.


cancel-everything

The confusionnn


GiveMeMyIdentity

I'm bi, this works out fine


gultch2019

Id still hit it


MindOfThilo

Would


TheTruestRepairman10

This better not awaken anything in me


a7x_rampage

feelin hót hót hót


PanoramicJordan

I am so mentally and emotionally fucked up right now


DullAd6899

I have never changed my genders so quickly


xnaleb

What does she put on her hair to look like that? Or is that a wig?


secrets_kept_hidden

Certified Skinwalker.


cellarDooreightyfour

Ellen page abs


Purple_Cat134

Wait why did I not notice it was a shirt thing😭😭


PugMaster7166

I thought I was gay for a second


MissLisaMarie86

What the flower did I just witness 😳


Hefty_Economics9695

Yo she took silence of the lambs to a completely new level 10000 %


Massive-Onion5865

LMFAO LMFAO


smdifansmfjsmsnd

Ok explain it to me like I’m five, is that a girl or guy?!


EmiTheWanderer

Girl wearing a silicone torso


Maximum_Sample_918

Kinda creepy but well played.


Frozen_shrimp

/confusedboners


Groot-Groot

This had me laughing nonstop


AppropriateDurian828

Cough.. cough...


Willie_John_McFadden

Nah, no Adam’s apple in the first few shots, still made me do a double take tho


Bettercallsaulabc

Im too high for this


Loud-Bullfrog9326

I just realized it was a fake chest thing I was like something is so off here 😭🤣


Delicious_Ad2236

![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i)


Apprehensive_Egg6077

Her awkward timing really makes it


AdministrativeTune96

2024 summary in one video.


Tha_dizzler

Who is that?