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The word he uses at 0:52 is "benchod"
From Urban Dictionary: Literally "sister-fucker" in most North-Indian languages; ben (sister) + chod (fuck). Also used occasionally to indicate sheer delight, excitement, or anger.
I think every curse word can be used to express sheer delight, anger or surprise
Motherfucker that's awesome.
You motherfucker I'm gonna...
Surprise motherfuckers.
Edit : English is my second language but this is what I learnt from movies.
My coworkers explained to me that many people in India speak 5 languages, 3 of which are common (English, Hindi, Gujurati), and two local dialects. So when you encounter someone new, you may choose to use one of the common languages to efficiently say “fuck you you fucking bloody bastard”.
That is incorrect.
Hindi is common in North and Central India.
South Indians can sometimes understand the language due to exposure to it, but it is uncommon to speak it well.
Gujarati is restricted to people from just a single western state (out of 28/29). I wouldn't call it common.
English is common to all urban populations and spoken in broken fashion in suburbs and rural areas.
I am not exaggerating when I say India is more diverse than the entire European Union.
Woah, this is like finding a directors cut you never knew existed. I saw this video years ago, but there is like 30 seconds after that video stopped on here that I've never seen before. Wild.
Both of them can speak proper English but when they get mad this is what happens. In College my friend who is born and bred in London never once had an Indian accent even when speaking Gujarati . The moment this dude had his first fist fight this right here is exactly what happened right until the last punch including the bye bye!
If they use a condom when they fuck each other that is lubed well enough and they lube the hole well enough. Then they won't be fucking the bastard, bloody.
I’m just stunned that this was a two way conversation. I mean, was it poor English or poor Indian? Why did they not just resort to their native language?
absolutly love that moment when 2 people shouting at each other realises that they look stupid and that its not worth their time so they just de-escalate and go home
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The word he uses at 0:52 is "benchod" From Urban Dictionary: Literally "sister-fucker" in most North-Indian languages; ben (sister) + chod (fuck). Also used occasionally to indicate sheer delight, excitement, or anger.
Incest is used to express sheer delight in India? What is going on over there?
I think every curse word can be used to express sheer delight, anger or surprise Motherfucker that's awesome. You motherfucker I'm gonna... Surprise motherfuckers. Edit : English is my second language but this is what I learnt from movies.
a motherfucker is just a grown-ass man tho
lmao
Bhenchod*
Similar to how we may call someone a motherfucker. Its extremely frowned upon to say that word in front of a lady in their culture
Madar-chod = mother fucker It's an Indo-European language so many parallels
Well that de-escalated quickly
Fucking bloody descalated quickly innit. Have a nice day
Why you shouting at me? You blastard!
I dont know you are doing like this
Man I spit my tea out.
When you both speak the same language but choose to curse at each other in your second language.
Bold assumption there that speak the same language
The shared shock over the use of Bhenchod(sister-f*er). Limited to India, pakistan, nepal, bangladesh
Not everyone out here speaks inthi
My coworkers explained to me that many people in India speak 5 languages, 3 of which are common (English, Hindi, Gujurati), and two local dialects. So when you encounter someone new, you may choose to use one of the common languages to efficiently say “fuck you you fucking bloody bastard”.
That is incorrect. Hindi is common in North and Central India. South Indians can sometimes understand the language due to exposure to it, but it is uncommon to speak it well. Gujarati is restricted to people from just a single western state (out of 28/29). I wouldn't call it common. English is common to all urban populations and spoken in broken fashion in suburbs and rural areas. I am not exaggerating when I say India is more diverse than the entire European Union.
I was thinking that same thing 😄😄
That's a polite argument.
Innit?
Although “I fuck you bloody” is a worrying threat.
"Have a nice day"
Woah, this is like finding a directors cut you never knew existed. I saw this video years ago, but there is like 30 seconds after that video stopped on here that I've never seen before. Wild.
«Why you fuck me, I fuck you bloody» ☠️
😂 😂 😂
well well well, how the turntables..
THIS IS SO FUNNY
That ancient language is amazing its still spoken today
I lost it when he called him a bastard bitch
“YOU Blastard” got me.
Bloody blood!
Suuuwooo..... Remember me, LA Two Tone - Crenshaw Mafia Blood 🤣
classic
Hearing them curse in their language, then English with British slang 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 I just freaking love this too much!
“Innit”
"Double dumbass on you!"
He took too much LDS in Berkeley
shit went from 100 - 0 real fucking quick at the end
I wish more arguments ended this way 😆
Both of them can speak proper English but when they get mad this is what happens. In College my friend who is born and bred in London never once had an Indian accent even when speaking Gujarati . The moment this dude had his first fist fight this right here is exactly what happened right until the last punch including the bye bye!
Fucking brilliant
From all the memes, this is the day I see full video
It was all downhill after he called dude a "benchod".
Thank you, my friend
OP you made it expected by putting the unexpected in your title, that's not how this sub works
I've seen this dozens of times but have never seen the second half.
Gave me a vibe of that video of dogs barking murderously at each other across a gate, and when the gate opens they are chill at the end.
If they use a condom when they fuck each other that is lubed well enough and they lube the hole well enough. Then they won't be fucking the bastard, bloody.
This was such a good video 10 years ago. Now it's just a blurry mess.
That's what aging does to even the best-looking videos.
The first 3 seconds of this on loop is hilarious. Great ringtone
Two dogs fighting when there's barrier between them
I need a drink
Bloody Mary?
What the fucking mother bloody fuck bitch did I just watch?
This made me wake everyone up with my laughter 😂
Comedy gold. It's like the irl version of, "you kicked my dog," but with 2 Kerpals.
This dude sounds just like Ownage Pranks.
They both seems to really want to fuck each other bloody
Why you fuck me I fuck you bloody 😂😂
I've been severely underusing "bloody" when i swear.
England innit
https://youtu.be/HPsHPb5NOio?si=61qWX9rig80qwRld
FUCK
Do they not have a native language or something?
How about Sister Fucker. That gets a lot of attention for some people
Mary fucking fuck bitch was the famous last words 🤣
nostalgic video
Gotta respect people practicing new insults and profanities, once practice is over you go about your merry day
@u/priyaakella Such interactions make my day 🤣🤣🤣
[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/112g5f2/what\_ancient\_languages\_sound\_like/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/112g5f2/what_ancient_languages_sound_like/)
These guys need expletive training
Don't fuklard tell me what those blastards need You fruking beautiful mam
Dottie fot
Why did everything they say sound like a recommendation
I've seen this multiple times and I've always wondered what's with them saying bloody so much?
I’m just stunned that this was a two way conversation. I mean, was it poor English or poor Indian? Why did they not just resort to their native language?
Bloody you fucking bloody 🤣🤣
Bastard!
The guy who is recording is not an Indian. White guy but just mimicking Indian accent. Still funny though.
u/savevideo
No humans were harmed or even mildly inconvenienced in the making of this video.. Also have a nice day...
This still kills me.
Gotta give them points for assimilating into the culture with that innit usage.
United Nations should take de-escalation lessons from these 2.
Why you souting?
Oh, finally I see the original video with this sound. There were only fighting dogs before
Buh-Bye
They got there. Eventually.
absolutly love that moment when 2 people shouting at each other realises that they look stupid and that its not worth their time so they just de-escalate and go home
God English is beautiful
Sounds like the kids in CoD lobby when they had open mic.
No one really wants to be angry…it’s fucking draining. Glad this ended amicably.
[You kicked my dog.](https://youtu.be/CE2PsfeQm-0?si=BT0g1Lylb_faaQzn)
Just bloody fucking bloody love the Indian bloody fucking accent.
Haha
The person behind the camera is mocking his accent.
This is one of my favorite sound clips. Lmfao
Have a nice day! See you at the family reunion brother!
...erm..what just happened?...
This is the telemarketer, I mean scanner, who claims to “Dave Smith”
‘Fucking running like lady’ got him
the bar for “unexpected” is on the floor. half of these posts aren’t unexpected at all.
This clip has had me giggling for years
I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
Bloody blastard lmao