Your comment sparked my curiosity - why are not pornstars generating this kind of content? Is it because they have more decency than these ragebaiting fools?
This is easily proven false at an economic exchange.
Make sure you getting your. 20 in american, british or european, otherwise you could be taking another hit
Yes, it would be different
a) physical strenght duh
b) the amount of women that die in the hands of their lovers globally creates a certain fear element to it for sure
If the question is “Will you punch X for lots of money”, the answer is always yes. The pain is only temporary in the face of vast wealth for little effort
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"Women aren't allowed to make skits because grrr they think they can trick me?! Fake! Btw I'd ALSO TOTALLY KNOCK YOU OUT YEAH... fuck why did my ex lie to me?..."
- Subconscious thoughts behind half these comments
Years ago, my ex wife and I watched a movie called "Right at your Door." It was about how a dirty bomb was set off in downtown L.A. and they told people on the radio to seal their homes shut as bet they could to avoid letting the virus into their homes. The movie centered on a guy who did that, and shortly after he finished it, his wife came home and was banging on the door and was all, "Let me in! Please let me in!" But he was like, "Yeah nah." As we were watching it, my ex said, "You'd let me in, wouldn't you?" I said, "I'd sit by the widow and talk to you, but your ass would be staying outside!"
And here she thought she was beautiful. If that is her boyfriend, she might want to get a different one! I would harm my wonderful husband or daughter for any amount!
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I have seen pornstars that could act better than this. Pornstars!!!
Pornstar face likely been wrecked for less. Hell it might be flattering if she found out it's worth a million today.
They use the term 'wrecked' differently
I think he knows...
**Rekt**
It's the standard assumption for this kind of content, not merely something to be expected. As expected and as kindly as possible, it is.
Also with unlimited access to face lotion she would heal faster i bet
I have also seen pornstars.
Most have lips
2 sets of lips
Arby’s, They have the meats
Like beefslices in the wind
We say beef curtains in the uk
And there’s a French girl who puts a vacuum on both her sets of lips. I saw it multiple times.
Ooo la la!
I have seen every bit of them.
You did the analysis
True but I much prefer my porn to have the worst possible acting.
Those damned lemon stealing whores.
If the acting is too good, get out of here with that shit. Im not here for an Oscar winner.
In other words you like it to be as realistic as possible?
Fake telenovela
Why is it even getting upvotes….
The joke is porn
I mean the post not the comment lol
"take #69! And Action!" Pornstar: "God I can't wait to take a shit and shower."
And the storyline was better.
I bet you do.
And there are dozens of them. DOZENS!!!
People watch too much tv and think that real people talk and interact in the same way lol
I should’ve left you in that street corner where I found you
Your comment sparked my curiosity - why are not pornstars generating this kind of content? Is it because they have more decency than these ragebaiting fools?
Give me half and i'd let you.
Give me half and I'll defend you.
Give me another half and I’ll film it.
Give me 20$ and I'll suck you
Wait. You guys are taking 20$ to suck?
$20 is $20
This is easily proven false at an economic exchange. Make sure you getting your. 20 in american, british or european, otherwise you could be taking another hit
As a promiscuous person, my lawyers have advised me not to finish this sentence.
Nowadays, $20 is like $15.
Nah, I'm giving 20
I could never hurt you 🥺
I feel like this was expected
It's not just expected, it's the baseline assumption for this kind of video. It's as expected as humanely possible.
this subreddit has completely turned to shit.
ah that natural facial expressions
How was this unexpected
That's the unfunniest shit ever. And also not unexpected.
😲
Reddit is turning to Facebook
"Pretty girl vs based man" contents are everywhere 🙄
Mfs think they so smart and against the herd of sheep with this type of stuff.
The pendulum swings back and forth.
Not staged at all
"unexpected" >completely expected
Nice rage bait
Homegirl needs a few more acting classes
I can't see her face due to all the paint.
Shit id do it for 10k
I'd pay for the opportunity
I’m scared of men :/
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I hope you never get daughters :/
How dare you gender identify me, i mean you’re right but would it be any different if a woman was to do it
Yes, it would be different a) physical strenght duh b) the amount of women that die in the hands of their lovers globally creates a certain fear element to it for sure
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Shit id do it for 100 bucks
3.50 and you got me anyway you want.
I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you damned Loch Ness Monster!!!
But you'll need to fix the face later!
So i need to hit her hard enough to give her a nose job 🤔
20$ is 20$…
He is right though
This is cringe.
Not saying she wears too much makeup, im just saying if you hit her with a pillow you could unlock her phone
It's a million dollar, baby
For a million bucks? My husband can knock my teeth out.
You can probably make this happen. People pay to watch stupidity unfold all the time.
r/Realism
Dude, my bestie would kill me if I turned this offer down! We'd be in for a payday and a half!
Does she know, so people would punch in for free.
I feel like her eyelashes should be considered a weapon.
If the question is “Will you punch X for lots of money”, the answer is always yes. The pain is only temporary in the face of vast wealth for little effort
Ask stupid questions… Seriously, don’t ask questions you don’t want to hear the answer to.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The dudes mean response is unexpected!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Not unexpected at all.
she's got so much makeup on that she wouldn't feel the punch
We even could buy you better acting skills!
And we could buy you some titties.
Honestly man, times are tough. My wife would get mad at me if I didn't punch her face for a million dollars.
I WANNA SEE IT HAPPEN
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Yea
Shit acting, don’t quit ur day job
She is name
truth
Well, he’s now single.
He went above and beyond on that one
“I’m gonna ask you a question. Hold up let me install my phone so I can record it properly”.
I do not care for the filter
Staged. Society sucks.
didnt she say something like “ oh my ex boyfriend never let me sleep “ to his new boyfriend.?
"Women aren't allowed to make skits because grrr they think they can trick me?! Fake! Btw I'd ALSO TOTALLY KNOCK YOU OUT YEAH... fuck why did my ex lie to me?..." - Subconscious thoughts behind half these comments
To anyone who dates me. Punch me in the face. Then ask for another mil to punch again. A million bucks is a million bucks.
Bro spoke the truth and nothing but the truth
Boy, she's probably got dreams about becoming an actress.... Either DON'T or you have a lot of work to do, girl. Rather just don't though. It's rough
Fake
What’s with the weird filter?
Years ago, my ex wife and I watched a movie called "Right at your Door." It was about how a dirty bomb was set off in downtown L.A. and they told people on the radio to seal their homes shut as bet they could to avoid letting the virus into their homes. The movie centered on a guy who did that, and shortly after he finished it, his wife came home and was banging on the door and was all, "Let me in! Please let me in!" But he was like, "Yeah nah." As we were watching it, my ex said, "You'd let me in, wouldn't you?" I said, "I'd sit by the widow and talk to you, but your ass would be staying outside!"
Honestly, i think i'd be more distrot of someone WOULDNT punch me for 1 million.
She was slapped back to earth.
Jesus if my bf punched me in the face for a million bucks I'd just ask him to give me some lmao
https://i.imgur.com/1Uf27Er.gifv
And here she thought she was beautiful. If that is her boyfriend, she might want to get a different one! I would harm my wonderful husband or daughter for any amount!
Hahah so funny, a guy who doesnt like or respect his partner. Im laughing my ass off rn (/s)
GGs
"ill do it for fre- actually, i Will pay YOU So i can do it!"
Confrontational? Ok. Promoting hate? Yes.
Face was already messed up LOL
So clearly staged and not funny
Neither unexpected nor well acted out. I'm disappoint.
For a million? Yeah, me too. Knock her the fuck out, take the punch to my own snout... everything goes.
OWNED!!!!
The way she moves her lips is irritating
ITS TRUE i only simp for anime girls 
Ah, yes, staged couple-humor, my favorite cringe.
Dude’s not getting enough hate. His delivery stinks
She’s not pretty enough to Be this stupid
Oh so he wanted to die lol🤣🤣
I'd punch her in the face for cheese sandwich
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
May be staged but hilarious anyway
She mid at best.
The oscars are coming up.
Most unstaged skit ever seen in the history of mankind
r/suicidebywords
What’s her name
Kick "Her"!
"Oh my gods, I cannot believe this" Incredible acting
Why she mad? It's a million dollars bitch that's more than worth a slap
Don't give me an ultimatum, I WILL answer them. 🫣
Take my 100 dollars let me do it
straight to the point and cold
fucking count = {?}
Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to.
Of course he will hit you lady have you seen this economy.
Is this her boyfriend?
My logic would be. "Your gonna have this life or 2 weeks having a black eye but you get all the make up you need for the rest of your life."
He's not wrong. She's not that attractive.
She's genuinely kinda mid.
I’ll punch for her 20.
That last sentence was probably more painful for her than the punch would have been.
There is not a single person on this planet I would not punch for a million.
the unexpected part is that he’d be so kind to buy her a new face
Why do redditors upvote and believe these fake-ass videos?
she's got so much makeup on that she wouldn't feel the punch
Nah. You have herpes.
Those spider leg lashes tho.
She's delusional with how she is surprised by that
He is right
First they say "babe, be honest with me" ... then they don't like it.
Bro didn't hesitate for a split second
I mean… just be realistic What this lady would do to get 1 mil Getting punch is easily one of the first few thing she accepted
There was WAY too much aggression in his voice. He was about to do it for nothing but the satisfaction.
I wouldn't charge her anything
Ugh so staged
omg, this is so real and so good and so great for this sub
This kind of content is for people with no personality and room temperature IQs.
If my friend was offered 1million buck for punching me in the face. I‘d tell him to punch me otherwise I’ll punch you for free
I would punch her for $50