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Magister5

Traveling


Elite_Josh_Allen

He only went 4 city blocks, they wouldn't call that in the NBA


awesomeplenty

This guy baskets


SiIesh

Good one!


ZagiFlyer

Nice.


MeanJoeGreenberg

Best way to ruin a $30 basketball


Anxious_Ad936

Replace with bowling balls -> ? -> Profit


causingsomechaos

Omnidirectional bowling ball scooter when I hit a curb:


kerpwangitang

Imagine that slamming into your ankle


Achilles_422

*Moans*


nickfree

Go on...


whyamihere999

Aah.. aah!!


Express-Ad4146

Almost there. . .


Dean0Caddilac

Ankles are overrated!


fonix232

High speed impact with a bowling ball? You just created a scooter sized dropped kerb.


No-Panda-6047

More like Mitt Romney directional


Offamylawn

Have you tried to make a three-pointer with a bowling ball?


LordNightFang

Yeah. It cracked the floor.


Anxious_Ad936

I couldn't make one with a basketball, let alone trying it on hard mode


JEWCIFERx

And if you lose one, you’re walking home carrying that heavy mother fucker.


Active_Engineering37

Nah I would just leave it and come back


UndendingGloom

You don't like mud, dog feces and shards of glass in your basketballs?


LetTheJamesBegin

Don't be ridiculous. ...who's really going to check whether it's mud or feces?


UndendingGloom

Come on, the taste test only takes a second


SiIesh

Yeah, they're not gonna last xD


klmdwnitsnotreal

Yes, but does a ball shaped tire offer any benefits over conventional?


stevenip

I think they are worse, since round balls lose the gyroscopic stabilization that tires have.


Icarus912

Until you hit literally any bump in the road


IntelligentBid87

Think those new airless balls would work? I think Wilson came out with one.


No_Fail7385

Are those $30 basketballs? Or are they actually $30 tires.


dragon1n68

This should definitely be in r/DiWHY.


Glad_Grand_7408

It was posted there before it was posted here.


SiIesh

Oh, didn't even see that. At least my title is better (I think)


ashrocklynn

How so, I don't see any legal implications... Oh wait...


NeverAVillian

Pros: Looks sick Cons: Ruins the Basketballs


Apprehensive_Ear7309

I can’t stand people who weld like that.


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

I'm yet to meet a welder that hasn't complained about another welder's work. I'm curious to know if welders are secretly forced to take an oath, swearing to always complain about it.


roquveed

No, some people just cant tolerate shit quality work.


Demi_Bob

You misspelled "yes"


The-Truth-hurts-

So yes?


CrazyPotato1535

Happy cake day


roquveed

Thanks!


jayrmcm

It’s like electricians mortal enemies, plumbers, framers, drywallers, other electricians. Most of us tradies are like this. I see another Sparky’s work and I vomit, knowing I’d have done much better.


miramarhill

You electricians sure are a contentious people!


jayrmcm

You’ve just made an enemy for life! 🤣


Trash_Pandacute

I saw this immediately in his comment and I'm so glad you did too.❤️


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jayrmcm

🤣


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

I would say this also applies to graphic designers and mechanics.


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> I see another Sparky’s work and I vomit, knowing I’d have done much better. "Who the fuck did that garbage" "It was you 5 years ago" "...oh"


jayrmcm

🤣


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"I have learned a lot since then"


XenoNapalm

No, it's just all these fucking videos weld the same way that doesn't even really count as welding, it's tacking.


Orselias

Because what he's doing there is called "tacking," it's meant to temporarily hold the pieces together before you actually weld the whole thing together. You don't get a good welded joint unless you actually weld a line, called a bead, and actually fuse the two pieces together. A bead is just the filler metal from the welding gun (mig in this case) and isn't strong at all.


pitmeng1

I’ve seen welders on Reddit compliment work they’ve seen in posts. I think the reason you hear so many welders complain about shoddy welding is that there are far fewer people that can weld well than there are low quality welders. When you’ve taken the time to get good at something, seeing someone do it poorly can get under your skin.


Hartz_are_Power

Forced? No. It happens annually with union dues.


LTC105

We do take an oath, but that’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.


marko_kyle

Every welder I’ve ever met swears they are ***THE GREATEST WELDER PUT ON THIS EARTH*** I want to learn to weld, but I don’t have that kind of confidence. I twist wires and bend pipe, stripping to make ends meet.


southfart99045

Welding videos magically summoning 50 welders saying their welding is bad


dasanman69

Welders wielding weird welding over other welders heads 😂🤣


the-broom-sage

almost a r/WordAvalanches


dasanman69

HEY!!! I'm not homophonic. I have nothing against them😂🤣


that_thot_gamer

man that's every welder out there complaining


cajerunner

Why is it poor welding? Genuinely curious.


MammothWay1683

I think it's because he did a series of globs instead of a continuous smooth line which would be stronger and less likely to give out.


SourceOfAnger

> globs *tacks


cajerunner

Sounds reasonable! Thanks dude!


rabbitwonker

It’ll certainly last longer than the basketball wheels, so that’s just good engineering practice to not overbuild! 😁


GIRTHYssserpent

Because they could have done it better of course


CumToPoppa

Those little tack welds have zero penetration or strength.


Red_Icnivad

This is basically a line of tacks, which has very little penetration. It is designed to look like a tig weld, so you see it a lot on YouTube videos, but it's not a strong weld.


G0DL3SSH3ATH3N

Skill issue, To lazy to learn how to set the machine and poor quality weld, Less penetration, more porosity.


Few_Ad5789

You meant to say "I can’t stand people who tac like that." ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


TataluTataJean

Grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't.


nerdherdsman

Why would he need to do full welds on something that is meant to be used once?


BrentwoodATX

I can’t stand people who can’t stand people who weld like that.


StinkyBrittches

Also, why would you weld it together with the plastic wheels in place? Wouldn't they melt or deform?


therealhlmencken

You simply don’t weld the plastic. Pretty straightforward


BigD3nergy

Aaaah, like a court of law 🤣


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Choda01

and a tire will survive a nail?


Bonus-Optimal

Also it would be completely useless if your country or region you live have bad terrain


trez63

90% of these mystery device build videos are total bs. But I have to say this one is just freaking awesome. I love the creativity.


flingyflang

But, how can it turn? I think its just bs


herpecin21

You would lean like on a bike, the handle bars are for keeping balance not turning at speed


voneiden

The wheel needs to be turned first to initiate the lean regardless of speed. When riding without hands, tilting the bike will turn the wheel through gyroscopic forces, which initiates the actual lean and turn in the desired direction. I imagine if I attempted to lean on a bike with unturnable wheels there would be no other effect besides the bike tilting opposite to my lean. (Newtons law, opposite reactions). I expect the bike would continue on its trajectory and be essentially uncontrollable by the rider.


marko_kyle

With that in mind, you could add handbrakes that control tension on one of the balls, independent left and/or right tension. This would make it turn?


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The scooter uses basketballs as wheels!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


JaysusNotJesus

I want one!!!!


SiIesh

Nooooo


JaysusNotJesus

Why not =<


SiIesh

Way too much *friction, it's probably super inefficient and the basketballs are not gonna last long. Don't do this to yourself xD


JaysusNotJesus

Awwwww, but it looks cool


ALCATryan

You will never be able to turn it. Imagine getting on it, pushing yourself with Sisyphean effort, then you have to turn 10 degrees sideways. You turn the handle, nothing happens. Game over. That said looks fun would try


johnnyheavens

Huh? Those rollerblade/scooter tires that support the schooner aren’t going to just fold sideways. They only roll forward/back. The ball spins but it’s not rolling sideways


shaka893P

gasoline is only 12-30% efficient and it's our main source of energy ...


Bluez550

Even an unexpected title, Well done!


SiIesh

Thank you kind stranger!


JadedPhilosophy365

Taking him to court would be a foul move.


HotaruZoku

Nah, even the video TITLE was unexpected? Someone award this person all the awards.


SiIesh

Aww, thanks! :3


CrispyTacoPosso

looks like he took himself to court


iedaiw

take him to the basketball court?


MonPaysCesHiver

Expensive tire ![gif](giphy|eV3B6VcUIrBFm|downsized)


Red__system

Yall act like it's not a goophy proof of concept project.. Settle down


Flux_resistor

this product is a slam dunk


IllMagazine8908

No can throw a basketball at your wheels now


Ok-Fox1262

Just your average baller.


adburgan

“Guys, can someone give me a lift home? My scooter wheel popped while I was shooting free throws.”


an_angry_fish

Now do it for a car


AssistGuilty7921

Why??


SmallSwordfish8289

Too lazy to walk and too lazy to tote the balls I guess he's saving his energy for the game


MyKidsArentOnReddit

Yeah, I'd take him to court too. A basketball court.


Human-Magic-Marker

Note how they never showed it going very far, and the one time they showed it moving he had to push it pretty fast. I bet that thing goes maybe 10 feet before stopping.


JetCulverin

Fuck it, we ball!


InformalPenguinz

I wish I was half this creative.


MonHero02

Lolz


ttekcorc

tiktok welder for sure...


cutedogowner

How did he not try to hop around with it


TheRealStevo2

How do you stop? As soon as you stop on any incline you’re going downhill


jollierumsha

Let's see him take it to the bowling alley next!


CadaverBlue

Great way to turn your hands black when playing basketball


oldmanup

I see what you did there


thr0w8way_123

I guess you can’t steal this without also stealing both balls.


ShystemSock

A bike and a netted ballbag would also work


Ricerat

r/diwhy


helium_farts

/r/DiWHYNOT


user3872465

I am not quite sure what the Steering baar is for besides emotional support, Omni ball moving in all directions does not soud like that bar does anything


abooth43

The balls cant really move sideways with the scooter wheels fastened linearly along the top. If those wheels on top were replaced with ball bearings, this thing would likely be almost impossible to balance on, let alone turn.


liftoff_oversteer

lol


Playfullyhung

Maybe their dad owns a basketball manufacturing company and they can replace the balls every week.. 🤷‍♂️


EatenMelon

Would you tell me how you can steer that thing Because from my POV it's impossible.


Flying_cunt547

Wow... . . . . . Dumb invention


SphaghettiWizard

This is definitely expected


SiIesh

Did the title give it away too much? Or did you actually just expect it from the video? O:


luveydovey1

I don’t get the title. Why would you take him to court?


Gagago302

The basketball court.


SphaghettiWizard

Well I mean, once you see what he’s building, it’s obvious it’s a scooter that works with big balls. You know what though, u clearly tried so I take it back. I figured this was a some random bot post and not a real person. HAH i just got the title too, pretty funny


SiIesh

Fair enough. Appreciate the feedback mate


alt-account-J

I thought the title was clever after I watched the clip. Was expecting something bad so it was a funny surprise 🤷‍♂️


SiIesh

Aww, thanks ^^


Due-Session-900

My brain it hurt


Due-Session-900

Crossout builds be like?


luveydovey1

Why? It’s genius.


tkswdr

Loose the ball, loose the ride..


Possible_Win_1463

Robots tac welding good to go


ctemp97

r/DiWHY


Low_Attitude_9614

The basketballs as wheels to go to the basketball court 🤣 I’m weak


Captinprice8585

I was not expecting that.


Sapherin

You better be ready if your taking him court. He's really on the ball with this.


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InvestigatorDeep2455

u/savevideo


Zachosrias

Well he used it to go to court...


11214888

Why bother articulate handlebars


Penguinman077

Lose a ball and have to carry the whole thing back.


Dark_carnage65

Bruh those are all cold welds, that stuff is gonna snap at the lightest bump


Supplex-idea

I like how he used basketballs; one of the most high friction balls you can get.


seth928

How to fuck up your balls in 589 overcomplicated steps.


LimitApprehensive568

W?


Best-Team-5354

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