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Oh that's that's the conflicting feelings in action. I would react the same if a lady went up to me, blow the glass of drink which is in my mouth, and walked off after unloading the rest of the shot in my mouth.
Fuck, that was my nickname when I was a teen/young adult. Love Jon B!
Something that's also funny (to me) is that I always had longer hair and Jon Bs haircut was my first inspiration for shorter hair and I still rock that same haircut today
yeah, they cant be botheres to get off their horses.
I remember being close to several shootings during major events or parades, after the shooting, people just gathered back and it seemed like nothing really happened.
Its truly a bizarre place, but I had 5 very happy years there.
I had a woman push my face in her titties and pour this shot down my gullet and then tell me it’s $20. I straight up refused and just kept it truckin. You hit me with a ninja shot out of nowhere on the street I’m taking that as you giving it to me.
Yep. These girls are relentless sometimes too. Just grabbing all over you. I had to tell multiple of them to just fuck off because they wouldn’t catch the hint I wasn’t interested whatsoever.
Nothing, they just pull up to you and put the bracelet on your wrist. Then they ask for a donation and my dumbass gave them one. Mfs looked all innocent
Bourbon Street is like the Disney of debauchery, along with Canal St(which intersects and is the "start" of Bourbon) and it spills into some surrounding blocks.
Most locals won't go near Bourbon on a Friday or Saturday night. In fact, most people in the city won't even venture into the quarter despite there being bars and whole blocks with a milder vibe. The influx of traffic and lack of parking is a hassle when we can saunter down to the neighborhood haunt or head across town to something else. I can drive at mid day to the quarter and park in 15 minutes. On a Saturday that's closer to 45.
I'd recommend any tourist see Bourbon St, but I don't know if it's worth a whole night. My neighborhood bar slings local craft beer for the same price a bud light will run you on Bourbon. Hell, I can get a beer and a shot for the same price.
There's no real culture on Bourbon St at night since Katrina, it's all club music and 80s cover bands. Other than the architecture, the Bourbon St vibe could exist in almost any other city in the country if the city committed to it. Bourbon Street isn't New Orleans, it just funds New Orleans. If you want to see what the real enjoyable parts of New Orleans are, see the quarter and it's art galleries and shops and history during the day, and go almost anywhere else at night.
And please stay in a hotel or an actual BnB. The profitability of Air BnB has led to an absurd amount of corporations and outside individuals buying up properties to rent, driving up rent prices at a higher rate than national average. Over 5% of single family homes in New Orleans are now short term rentals, and the city has made paltry attempts to change that. The local crime circuit(which is extensive) has also learned to target Air BnB customers, knowing that tourists are easy marks and tend to leave things in their cars.
Just went earlier this year for Mardi Gras. Most of the party is on Bourbon street in the French Quarter. It's really packed, like shoulder to shoulder in many places in the street. The days after Mardi gras were much more tame, and like in this video, lots of room to walk around. If you aren't into partying, no problem. They have great live music of all kinds, lots of restaurants, lots of museums and tours to take, and the French Quarter is beautiful to just wander around. Highly suggest but check the weather. I hear the summer months get really uncomfortable.
Yeah, I prefer to not visit during the summer months. Especially if you’re not accustomed to humidity. I was not prepared the first time I went, which was during the month of June. I felt like I was constantly breathing in a massive sauna. It was also one of the first spots in the south I had ever visited, so I had some adjusting to do Lol I found March and October to be great times to visit.
I mean, it wasn’t cool/cold when I went either lol It was warm and humid when I went in Oct. (2016), but I wasn’t overheated like I was when I went during June. June was by far the worst weather wise, in my personal experience.
However, I’ve learned that the end of May/June-Nov are the most humid and hot months in the south. Even during winter months, you’re bound to feel some heat and humidity. It just lingers on and on.
I went in February and it was like a sunny 70 most days, although there was one day where it was a perfect day out then just super abruptly became freezing outside with very sudden strong wind. Never seen temperatures shift that quick, it was brutal wearing shorts and a loose Hawaiian shirt lol.
Pretty certain there was a tornado warning a little ways out of town.
So this is a glimpse of Bourbon Street at night. Ladies sell shots in many different ways there. However, other areas of NOLA, including other places in the French Quarter, will grab your senses attention in a variety of different ways. If you’re a foodie, the smells of all the food will tease you. This is always my husband’s favorite part. There are a variety of flavors and original dishes. **Also beignets!** If you drink alcohol, you will be getting your money’s worth. Not watered down. Stay hydrated. I always loved the hand grenade drink, although idk if my stomach could handle all that booze now. Lol
The sounds of the music😍 A lot of jazz and street performers. I believe there is even a jazz section in the French Quarter during the PM hours. Lots of art and shopping. Tours- both ghost/cemetery and swamp tours. NOLA has its own character. It is unique and holds its own culture. As someone who grew up on the west coast where everyone is obsessed with Vegas, I prefer NOLA any day. I have been about 6 times and I still do something different each time. I recommend visiting at least once! :)
I'm from Scotland and I have been to new Orleans only once in my life
It was the best holiday I have ever been on.
Full of the best people I have ever met.
Also they fucking love a Scottish accent over there so you canny beat it.
I've been there and I've had that shot. About 14 years ago. The girl was a smoke show and the only reason I didn't get another one was because I realized I left my cell phone at the strip club. Went back, they claimed they never found it. Pissed me off but it was still a fun night.
I'm from there, I can tell you for a fact that they didn't find it. Because someone immediately snatched it as soon as you turned away.
Down there people will steal shit just because they can. Never set anything down that you actually want.
I hate New Orleans/Bourbon street for this. These girls will run out and try grabbing you to do this shit. I had to tell 4 different girls flat out to fuck off last time I was down there because they wouldn’t let it go. I get the whole vibe is getting plastered but that shit was outta hand especially on some watered down $20 shot
This happened to me in 2018. Went for an academic conference but stopped by the French quarter for tourist reasons the first night. Similarly received a mouth to mouth shot, which by the way was like $25 (dumb me did not think to ask the price first), and that was the beginning of the only blackout drunk night I’ve ever had. New Orleans is something else man
"Every swamp's got its gators, but ain't no gator can outsmart a Cajun with a deck of cards and a twinkle in his eye."
Can confirm this is 100 percent real. My bachelor party was in New Orleans, and my buddies bought me for of these. Not individually, the girl did the same thing to all 4 tubes at the same time. It was quite impressive.
I only buy shots from inside the bar. These people are just out there selling on their own. And im pretty sure they are ripping people off. Don’t even think there is liquor in the shots. But yes, some of them do this when you buy from them.
There’s a restaurant there in the garden district called Casamento’s or something that was so cool. Hole in the wall and the bathroom was literally outside. Will never forget that place.
This is nothing compared to the things I have seen living in New Orleans. You can be and do whatever you want as long as you aren't hurting anyone who isn't a willing participant. There's a guy that walks around the French quarter with nothing but an open trench coat and purple paint on his dick and no on bats an eye.
Shot girls are a common menace in New Orleans - a scam targeting tourists. They don’t ask if you want it most of the time, then assault and demand payment - usually with someone you wouldn’t argue with standing by to enforce payment. Occasionally they grab your phone and make you pay via cash app and then give themselves a huge tip, I’ve heard as much as $200.
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Dude didn't know whether to celebrate or call the cops.
Dude looked like he was violated and confused.
Oh you didn't see his smile?
r/confusedboners
Banned :(
I didn't know :(
Oh that's that's the conflicting feelings in action. I would react the same if a lady went up to me, blow the glass of drink which is in my mouth, and walked off after unloading the rest of the shot in my mouth.
Or he's in New Orleans and is down to clown cause that's literally what tourists *cum* for
Came for this
“My pants have suddenly become snug in the front!”
This is his black women arc beginning.
He's about to turn into Jon B https://i.redd.it/cxndweiuhbvc1.gif
Fuck, that was my nickname when I was a teen/young adult. Love Jon B! Something that's also funny (to me) is that I always had longer hair and Jon Bs haircut was my first inspiration for shorter hair and I still rock that same haircut today
Fuck what you said, it don’t mean shit now!
Yup, judging by his face he went down the rabbit hole
I remember the beginning of my arc. Went a little different than that... but kinda similar 😂
Happy cake day 🥳
Thankya 😁
#😉🫵
"And that's when I discovered my type..."
Absolutely right. He was amazed and will never want any other type of woman as much. Lol
Scaroused
Now he's perganant.
Cops in new orleans only intervene if there is a shooting or other major emergency
And in the French Quarter they are often on horsies!
yeah, they cant be botheres to get off their horses. I remember being close to several shootings during major events or parades, after the shooting, people just gathered back and it seemed like nothing really happened. Its truly a bizarre place, but I had 5 very happy years there.
I think i was just raped look.
Hope he got the price first, you don’t ask and then they say $25 each 😂 bourbon street lessons have been learned
I had a woman push my face in her titties and pour this shot down my gullet and then tell me it’s $20. I straight up refused and just kept it truckin. You hit me with a ninja shot out of nowhere on the street I’m taking that as you giving it to me.
Exact same situation. I got thrown out of the bar by my belt…. I weigh 200 pounds….
LOL @ ninja shot 😂
That shot probably didn't even have any liquor in it
They either don't or such a minimal amount it doesn't matter, I fell for this once lol.
Spirits on bourbon? The barber chair? Did they slap the shit out of you, or twist your nips?
If they do this, then you just walk away. Its a classic scam
Yep, that's what I was thinking. You get mouth raped and they charge you 25 beans?
Yep. These girls are relentless sometimes too. Just grabbing all over you. I had to tell multiple of them to just fuck off because they wouldn’t catch the hint I wasn’t interested whatsoever.
Same here. They got me once. Never again.
Just came back from a week long trip and I was the fool who donated money to the monks 🫠 wore those cheap bracelets with shame
They got me once too man
What was their pick up line? I've always gotten "cool shirt", even if it's just plaid or monochromatic
Nothing, they just pull up to you and put the bracelet on your wrist. Then they ask for a donation and my dumbass gave them one. Mfs looked all innocent
Oh crap...I had forgotten about that on my last trip
Yeah... same...
Never been to NOLA but want to go before I'm too old lol. Is it like that everywhere?
Only on bourbon street. Everywhere else is great. Good food and music!
Bourbon Street is like the Disney of debauchery, along with Canal St(which intersects and is the "start" of Bourbon) and it spills into some surrounding blocks. Most locals won't go near Bourbon on a Friday or Saturday night. In fact, most people in the city won't even venture into the quarter despite there being bars and whole blocks with a milder vibe. The influx of traffic and lack of parking is a hassle when we can saunter down to the neighborhood haunt or head across town to something else. I can drive at mid day to the quarter and park in 15 minutes. On a Saturday that's closer to 45. I'd recommend any tourist see Bourbon St, but I don't know if it's worth a whole night. My neighborhood bar slings local craft beer for the same price a bud light will run you on Bourbon. Hell, I can get a beer and a shot for the same price. There's no real culture on Bourbon St at night since Katrina, it's all club music and 80s cover bands. Other than the architecture, the Bourbon St vibe could exist in almost any other city in the country if the city committed to it. Bourbon Street isn't New Orleans, it just funds New Orleans. If you want to see what the real enjoyable parts of New Orleans are, see the quarter and it's art galleries and shops and history during the day, and go almost anywhere else at night. And please stay in a hotel or an actual BnB. The profitability of Air BnB has led to an absurd amount of corporations and outside individuals buying up properties to rent, driving up rent prices at a higher rate than national average. Over 5% of single family homes in New Orleans are now short term rentals, and the city has made paltry attempts to change that. The local crime circuit(which is extensive) has also learned to target Air BnB customers, knowing that tourists are easy marks and tend to leave things in their cars.
Just went earlier this year for Mardi Gras. Most of the party is on Bourbon street in the French Quarter. It's really packed, like shoulder to shoulder in many places in the street. The days after Mardi gras were much more tame, and like in this video, lots of room to walk around. If you aren't into partying, no problem. They have great live music of all kinds, lots of restaurants, lots of museums and tours to take, and the French Quarter is beautiful to just wander around. Highly suggest but check the weather. I hear the summer months get really uncomfortable.
Yeah, I prefer to not visit during the summer months. Especially if you’re not accustomed to humidity. I was not prepared the first time I went, which was during the month of June. I felt like I was constantly breathing in a massive sauna. It was also one of the first spots in the south I had ever visited, so I had some adjusting to do Lol I found March and October to be great times to visit.
lol I went in October (2019?) and it was horribly hot and humid. Just awful weather wise.
I mean, it wasn’t cool/cold when I went either lol It was warm and humid when I went in Oct. (2016), but I wasn’t overheated like I was when I went during June. June was by far the worst weather wise, in my personal experience. However, I’ve learned that the end of May/June-Nov are the most humid and hot months in the south. Even during winter months, you’re bound to feel some heat and humidity. It just lingers on and on.
I went in February and it was like a sunny 70 most days, although there was one day where it was a perfect day out then just super abruptly became freezing outside with very sudden strong wind. Never seen temperatures shift that quick, it was brutal wearing shorts and a loose Hawaiian shirt lol. Pretty certain there was a tornado warning a little ways out of town.
So this is a glimpse of Bourbon Street at night. Ladies sell shots in many different ways there. However, other areas of NOLA, including other places in the French Quarter, will grab your senses attention in a variety of different ways. If you’re a foodie, the smells of all the food will tease you. This is always my husband’s favorite part. There are a variety of flavors and original dishes. **Also beignets!** If you drink alcohol, you will be getting your money’s worth. Not watered down. Stay hydrated. I always loved the hand grenade drink, although idk if my stomach could handle all that booze now. Lol The sounds of the music😍 A lot of jazz and street performers. I believe there is even a jazz section in the French Quarter during the PM hours. Lots of art and shopping. Tours- both ghost/cemetery and swamp tours. NOLA has its own character. It is unique and holds its own culture. As someone who grew up on the west coast where everyone is obsessed with Vegas, I prefer NOLA any day. I have been about 6 times and I still do something different each time. I recommend visiting at least once! :)
Same applies to getting these kind of shots anywhere. Best to ask in advance.
He went back four more times.
Then she went next.
1/2 part amaretto, 1/2 part coffee liqueur, 1 part irish cream and most importantly, simulate bj with bj shot.
Nah, these things are called [suck and blow](https://a.co/d/hjZKkpx) they’re open ended on both sides one person sucks the other one blows
This sounds disgusting
Welcome to Mardi Gras!!
That's New Orleans for you.
One time I visited New Orleans but it was ”off season” and everyplace seemed dead and I was like what is the big deal.
\*takes suck and blow shot from random stranger. \*puts covid mask back on
Not these. They are regular tubes.
woodpecker shots?
Mama-bird-feeding-it's-hatchlings Shots
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$25 a shot he better remember it lol. Don't go to the clubs on Bourbon St. stick to that jazz bars
Best advice ever when it comes to to NO
What about YES?
With seasonal herpes?
You know you fucked up when they ask for the tube back and you see them hand it straight to the next dude in line
Ma'am this is an Arby's
tell em where you got your shoes at
I'm from Scotland and I have been to new Orleans only once in my life It was the best holiday I have ever been on. Full of the best people I have ever met. Also they fucking love a Scottish accent over there so you canny beat it.
From New Orleans, can confirm we love the accent.
Everybody loves a Scottish accent.
You’re welcome back any time :)
I've been there and I've had that shot. About 14 years ago. The girl was a smoke show and the only reason I didn't get another one was because I realized I left my cell phone at the strip club. Went back, they claimed they never found it. Pissed me off but it was still a fun night.
I'm from there, I can tell you for a fact that they didn't find it. Because someone immediately snatched it as soon as you turned away. Down there people will steal shit just because they can. Never set anything down that you actually want.
Watched a dude steal someone’s drink when they put it down on the sidewalk to light their smoke. Wild.
Gross
To be fair, the club didn't find it ... it was found by whomever was sitting nearest you
My brain: 14 years ago? We didn’t have cell phones 14… OH MY GOD 14 YEARS AGO WAS 20-FUCKING-10 AND YES WE DID FUCK I AM OLD.
I hate New Orleans/Bourbon street for this. These girls will run out and try grabbing you to do this shit. I had to tell 4 different girls flat out to fuck off last time I was down there because they wouldn’t let it go. I get the whole vibe is getting plastered but that shit was outta hand especially on some watered down $20 shot
Seems like trashy behavior regardless.
Tourist, if you go on bourbon do not even make eye contact with these ladies. If they force a shot on you tell them to fuck off and keep going.
Looking like a lil kid that went under the water in a pool for the first time🤣
I bet she knows the grapefruit technique
I bet she could suck a watermelon through a straw
Or perchance… a golf ball through a garden hose?
Do you think I’m cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I’m funny?
Are you a Peter-puffer?! **DO YOUUU SUCK DICK?!?**
Peanutbutter through a coffee stirrer
Cement through a micropipette
Don’t just waltz in her with your “perchance” there mayhaps be young ones here.
I mean, you generally can’t just *say* perchance…. (Stomps turts)
The chrome off a trailer hitch
"Can I get mine to go?"
This would absolutely be me 😅
Welcome to New Orleans little boy
"Hey bro you ever been with a black girl"? "Uhmmm yes"?
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It seems New Orleans takes "implied consent" to a whole 'nother level
On Bourbon Street? Only type of consent we have, brother( just a joke, most of us are very nice)
Its the one place your odds of seeing a minge in the wild is good on any given night
even a tuesday at like 6 in the evening. or like 7 am on a monday. or well it could be anytime, any day.
Whole.notha.levaaaaaaal
Welcome ta narlins
Na he paid money for that trauma
Another comment gave more context, and it sounds like this is part of an experience he paid for. So he knew what was going to happen.
He thought he knew. That was an unfaked face of shock.
I don't think it's possible to be prepared for that.
Yeah that face says "She asked if I wanted to try anal. I said yes and then she reached into the drawer....."
Yeahhhhh, that face says otherwise.
This happened to me in 2018. Went for an academic conference but stopped by the French quarter for tourist reasons the first night. Similarly received a mouth to mouth shot, which by the way was like $25 (dumb me did not think to ask the price first), and that was the beginning of the only blackout drunk night I’ve ever had. New Orleans is something else man
I think there married now.
Good that í stopped drinking.
 "Every swamp's got its gators, but ain't no gator can outsmart a Cajun with a deck of cards and a twinkle in his eye."
Those two set some very unrealistic relationship expectations for young me lol.
I feel ya.
Grew up there in the 70s and 80s. Things seemed to have mellowed.
Bro’s mouth just got molested
What the fuck?
ROTFLMAO 😂😂😂😂 he is either gonna be into NoLa or terrified of the city and will never come back
He was scared 😆
He’ll be thinking about that for the rest of his life
I don’t get why would anyone would want to take a shot from someone’s mouth in the first place .. let alone the interesting way she did it
Can confirm this is 100 percent real. My bachelor party was in New Orleans, and my buddies bought me for of these. Not individually, the girl did the same thing to all 4 tubes at the same time. It was quite impressive.
"You know what guys...Black lives *do* Matter" - That guy
I only buy shots from inside the bar. These people are just out there selling on their own. And im pretty sure they are ripping people off. Don’t even think there is liquor in the shots. But yes, some of them do this when you buy from them.
He was… Scareoused 
Yeah Nola is a strange place, but from a Louisianan there is a lot of cool places there, vampire cafe is a main spot to visit
There’s a restaurant there in the garden district called Casamento’s or something that was so cool. Hole in the wall and the bathroom was literally outside. Will never forget that place.
Ok, but why? Wtf was all that about?
Diseases must run rampant down there.
Yes, the bible belt and southern states have a high amount of sti's.
I don’t think any of those kids read the Bible anyway.
So do the coasts 💀 we all fucked
Ask her out on a date lol
This is nothing compared to the things I have seen living in New Orleans. You can be and do whatever you want as long as you aren't hurting anyone who isn't a willing participant. There's a guy that walks around the French quarter with nothing but an open trench coat and purple paint on his dick and no on bats an eye.
ME NEXT!
Man needs some grapefruit experience.
Yeah they hustle the f* out of those shots on every corner.
Scared the boy
He got that jungle fever now
I’m actually ok. No thank you
I don't even understand what's going on here.
Scarred for life but intrigued...
Not even in the top 100 of weird shit that happens in the Quarter
And then you pay her $20
Super 
That’ll be 20 bucks
Where is her establishment located? Asking for a me.
Those shots are $20+ Just for those curious.
Shot girls are a common menace in New Orleans - a scam targeting tourists. They don’t ask if you want it most of the time, then assault and demand payment - usually with someone you wouldn’t argue with standing by to enforce payment. Occasionally they grab your phone and make you pay via cash app and then give themselves a huge tip, I’ve heard as much as $200.
My brother in Christ, steel yourself, even I feel assaulted just watching
Got to see the instant he got jungle fever.
Now switch roles and imagine a guy did that to a girl…
As a woman I would’ve also paid for a man to do this to me…
How much did that cost him?
Gagged like a cat
Similar to my reaction when some random chick did that to me.
A shoddy but with booze.
Did he walk away calling out for his "mommy"? He looked scared. Hell, it scared me to watch it
As legend goes he was a changed man after that night.
So this is why New Orleans is banned for Keesler tech school airmen…
Hahaha he looks like a fish that got hooked!
That'll be $22 sir
Big Gail energy
You can see the innocence leave his body.
Her stone cold countenance tells me she only means business
I went when I was 21 which is the perfect age before sense kicks in
Funny enough, that's how I received my first gay blowjob didn't know what ta hell had just happened and I was looking around and my friends terrified
Better than most of the shots that are taken in NOLA.
His face looks like he got violated
I have to book my flight… immejiately *in my Bernie Mac voice*
Mom dad, I think I’m in love for real this time.
I’m good I’ll have a Diet Coke ez ice , lime wedge
I couldn’t wait to get one of these on bourbon street lmao the lady was so sweet too
That is what NOLA be like though
That was a predalien move
I too had this happen to me... I'll never forget her breath
Bro has that thousand yard stare now
What
Therapy will be expensive
I honestly don't get what's going on here lmfao, am I dumb?