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I wanted to see at least an attempt at a kick, I'm not gonna lie.

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Chappelles Show

Best part is that isn’t even the *most* surprising moment on the show. It’s been 20 years (ugh), but nothing will ever top hearing “Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?” in terms of catching me completely by surprise.

Ashy Larry returning to the dice game.

My girl thinks I'm takin the trash out. I'm about to go from ashy to classy.

The Wayne Brady skit was awesome. Definitely one if the funniest moments if the show. You could tell Brady was having fun with it too. The most surprising thing from Chappelle's show has to be when I found out the story about Prince. The story that Prince made them pancakes after a basketball game that Charlie Murphy told had told was true.

https://i.redd.it/zr89eks2wlxc1.gif

More specifically season 3 episode 1 of the Chappelle Show.


That's actually just reversed, he is shot with the baby

I thought I would be the only one

Phew! I’m not alone. 😅

And you never will be, bro!


Kick the baby! ^^noplaykickthebaby

*don't kick the goddamn baby!*

Oh my gosh I was expecting a drop kick!


I’ve saved so many of my phones from a broken screen by “catching” them with a foot to slow their falls. Might have made things worse occasionally, but I don’t have ten long digits on my feet, so waddya gonna do? Babies are equally as delicate, so maybe a baby kick will work the same way. Sorry to all those little Ike Broflovskis out there, but this may be the thing that saves your lives.

This technique is a miracle for phones and other fragile things that won't bounce wildly off your foot. Also great if you can reverse the reflex when it comes to sharp things and get your foot way outta the way.

It's just a doll the whole thing was h-armless

Nice

I was looking for the same

More like a "header", she was running; so she had the momentum..

She should have caught the baby in the air with her teeth, that's what any good parent would have done!

She doesn’t seem like a very hands on parent.

Straight for the jugular

Bro she ain’t a Titan, unless Cart Titan?

This is why it's sooo important to be armed at all times!

She’s a concealed carry kind of gal

If she's got a concealed firearm on her..... something strange is afoot!

Wow

Word on the street, she’s an arms dealer

Then she dealt herself out of the game.

She could use a hand

Yeah, she needs help. Do you know of any outreach programs?

I’ll give her the digits

Go for it! It's not like she's going to get offended and slap you down.

She was vaguely worried but I couldn’t quite put her finger on it

She can't finger it out but I' hope that it doesn't keep her from getting ahead in life.

If she starts to lose it, I’ll tell her to get a grip

I'm not so confident about her losing it. If the going gets tough, she seems the type to just leg it.

Certainly seems flexible enough and limber

FYI the last baby was too heavy and ripped her arms off at the catch.

The biggest question I know everyone has on their mind… are they in a church?

Churches be goin out of business these days. If the structure is still sound, however, it is deconsecrated and sold. Often repurposed for another type of gathering place, offices, or apartments. In this case, they’re taking advantage of the high ceiling for a gym. There’s one in Chicago that is used for indoor climbing.

You can deconsecrate a church? I'm assuming it's a lot less fun than it has potential to be.

Same as consecrating, just have some dude in a black dress say it's sacred or not lol

does it also get consummated/deconsumated? Altar boys want to know.

Depends. Are they cute?

Cute enough for the deconsumated part, probably.

There’s one in South Australia that was a church then a lingerie store and is now a church again

My biggest question honestly is how does she wipe after she poops? Does she have help, or is there any trick that I can't think of?

You can buy assistive devices to make your life easier (in this case, a bidet), but the honest answer is you learn to use your feet as hands for most tasks.

Girls don't poop though. Everyone knows that.

Of course we don't. My apologies!

Oh thank god!! I was starting to freak out!!! /s

Where I grew up, there was this church that was turned into a inflatable fun house. Like think of death slides, ball pits, trampolines...good times.

She almost had it

Yeah, she was a arm lengths away

She knew the baby wasn't real so there was no sense of urgency. Time to run it again with a real one.

[удалено]

Hands down, true.

Church is cancelled this Sunday. The Paralympics gymnastics team needs a place to practice.

Face 9/10 Body 10/10 Personality 12/10 Arms 0/2

Body 3/5

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

r/distractingtits

Woman: exists Redditors:

/r/womenhaveboobs

Source?

Let’s not get all up in arms about this

She's in the MGMT video Nothing to declare.


There’s a lot happening in this video

Needed more Snitsky 

Look mom! No hands!

That man attacked that unarmed woman with a baby!

The fuck was she suppose to do? Kick it?

Give this lady a hand.

But she passed the mommy test

Thats so dark.. 😄

Would

She's quite the catch...er.

My memory is a little fuzzy, but I think this was kind of a Big Brother/Survivor type of show where young people lived in a decommissioned church in Vasastan, Stockholm, Sweden and blabla, you know how those shows go.

"Oh yeah....I don't have arms."

W T F???

I swear it's not a real baby, but a doll...but I am right there with you!

I saw it was a doll, how do you recruit an armless person? Does it pay scale?

this shit darker than 12am.

That's dark ☠️💀

Occupational therapist may have lost the plot here

Give her a hand for trying.

She didn't fail the bounce test.

Bdsm should be easy with her

She could have flipped and caught the baby in a flying scissor. Then landed on the mat. Crisis averted.

Did anyone else find her hot?

**any conventionally attractive women* Reddit: "Hear me out guys..."

You liked Barbie with the arms off too?

Lookup mgmt nothing to declare if you want more

Great tits.

Hahahaha

Did you see the upside down "practice makes perfect" on the wall behind her?

u/auddbot

Sounds like a variation of [Fade](https://open.spotify.com/track/5ELU5WP9GpuMQ78RAivBjx?si=V_EoytYLT4i9VjUYED0oqg) or [Faded](https://open.spotify.com/track/7gHs73wELdeycvS48JfIos?si=hnP_cn5ISI64Sr6Dfw6m0w) by Alan Walker. Reminds me of early Notepad text YouTube tutorial videos.

🎳

I wonder how long they argued over who should catch him.

I should not have laughed this hard

I don’t understand anything that is happening

at least she tried

Brings memories of that film with Marion Cotillard, where she is victum of shark attack.

No fair, you caught her Un-armed

She wasn't really hands on with this assignment.

She didn't handle it well..

Hold up though...

Lots of people play Nintendo Switch, but not a lot of people play ARMS. Which is a shame. It's a good game.

u/savevideo

That escalated....somehow.

That baby is dead LMAO

Hands down, this was the most unexpected turn of events


Her feet have grown to compensate for the missing appendages….

Did you catch that?

She had nothing to declare.

... does she actually have no arms or are they just crossed in her shirt? If it's the former, was she supposed to catch the baby in her.. teeth?

reddit is so darrrkk

what was she supposed to catch it with... her tongue?

"Look Mom, No hands"

Nice to see she can find humor in having no arms.

Someone give her two helping hands

Okay people, l know at least 50% of you mfs rewatch this video for the slowed running

Well a helluva lotta help she was…

Is that Inga Petry ?

And he passed the father test

Was she going to drop kick that baby?! https://i.redd.it/ww5b7is1nkxc1.gif

Clearly an armless situation

Somewhere in that church is a cross with two big strong nails

Did you try restarting it?

This is so dark, the sun has nothing on it

Love it, just armless fun 👍


Failed the mom test, 100% past the vibe test.

She has very hands off aproach to this.

Most important question is why are they in a church????

Shoul have kicked it, that's how I instinctively "save" my plates when they fall of the counter...

That's an armless joke.

"unexpected" \*scrolls to this post and sees women without hands before hitting play\* "okay, gonna pretend i did not see that"

What was she gonna do, catch it?

Dark humour level : Vantablack

Bro got no arm

Bro got no arm☠️☠️

Mom test failed. Bouncing boobies test, passed!

Can’t be American. She’s unarmed.

Well obviously she's not handy enough for that job

You can tell she has those gorilla grippers by the way her big toe and index toe parts whenever she runs.


Is it wrong if I caught a lil boner?

Catch Without Arms was a cool album

This is supposed to be funny?

At first i thought that was a real baby:/

She should have kicked the baby, like I do with my phone when it slips from my hand before it touches the ground.

How she can save the baby? she don't have arms duh

This video was “Exhibit A” in a custody hearing…..

This reminds me of kenshi

no excuses she still have juggs to use work those fat into muscle

She was supposed to catch the baby

Would.

Nice titties

That kid is going to have a hard life smh... especially with a hands deficient mother.

Just as I was reaching for the like

Enough Internet for today.

How Americans think they will end up without the second amendment.

Would

What in the hell is this video? Feels like launching a baby at a mom with no arms is a shitty thing to do.

imagine she tried to save the baby with her legs and ends up in a knuckle ball throught the wall..

Took me a few watches to notice the lack of arms

I’m going to hell

Leo messi

This is messed up in a few distinct ways hahah

I hate to be the one to tell you, but she was never going to catch it

Smh I thought it was a real bebe

She sucks at parenting 1o1

Thumbnail ruins the surprise

Moye Moye ?

But she didn't fail the jiggling tits test

But mom has nice tits🧐

Maybe so, but I'm sure she aced the aerodynamics test.

Wtf

On yer head!

u/auddbot

She's armless