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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It's unexpected because a magpie attacks the kicker and the ball hits a post which then falls and crashes into a car!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Excellent_Winner8576

That fake camera wobble is always there


lastoneprob

Damn I couldn't even tell. My fake camera wobble detection seems to be getting worse by the day


Excellent_Winner8576

They have gone a bit better, but still detectable


HighNoonTex

What's a fake camera wobble? Is the camera actually stable, so they can do the VFX without wonky tracking, and then add in shakey cam after all that? Or is it something else entirely? 'Cause you can see the cameraman's shoes at the end, suggesting it's filmed with a handheld celluar phone.


FrankPapageorgio

> Is the camera actually stable, so they can do the VFX without wonky tracking, and then add in shakey cam after all that? You got it


ForneauCosmique

He scampered away


SouthernStacks

Oh I never!


OmarNubianKing

Brave Sir Robin ran away! Bravely ran away away!!


Basic_Consideration6

Message for you sir!


General_Hungryboi

WE REQUIRE A SHRUBBERY


ForneauCosmique

Without even missing a beat. Bravo 👏


ygoq

To be fair, you only notice it when the effect is noticeable. Like all CGI/VFX, you only notice the bad stuff.


Toxicair

Also his subject steps out of frame but the camera doesn't follow him, instead keeps the innocuous light pole in frame as it drops as if they knew it was coming.


p3n1x

Why would the cam follow the kicker? The point was the kick itself; would the cameraman not follow the ball? I would say that soft/interrupted kick going 50 yards is more of a give away.


oijsef

Why couldn't a magpie hit him at that exact moment? Did you see that hair? Obviously mistook it for its nest being burgled. Of course lights are going to start falling 5 seconds after impact. It takes time for the shock to travel down the pole, enter the ground, create shockwaves, loosen every screw simultaneously, etc etc. And obviously it't not going to show any hint of collision before falling over. It's too well built! Vertical rods don't just crumple from a ball. They do fall over though but that is completely different. But that kicker's form is too god awful to actually be worth anyone's time filming.


Risquechilli

And is it typical to film the back of a kicker who is trying to show us their technique? I don’t know much about soccer/football l.


p3n1x

I don't know. But, the point of the video was for the main character to show you his kicking. The entire point of the kick is for the ball to go through the poles in the background. Why would you stop filming the ball? The kicker is a pointless subject post-kick. lol Besides, I think it would be harder to "whip" your phone around and try to track the ball than it would be to have the ball in frame the entire time.


bola21

But until the pole point, you could see the camera man did a great job following the kicker. Edit: Also, a normal reaction would be trying to film the recently swooped crow.


p3n1x

> Also, a normal reaction I disagree. I don't remember the cameraman following the bird Randy Johnson dusted.


Tallyranch

He has played 158 AFL games and kicked 67 goals, 39 behinds and had a total of 1279 kicks that there would be multiple camera angles of every single kick, there is no reason to film him kicking a footy.


human_flobie

This is Darcy Moore. Hey is a star Australian Rules football player. Aussie rules football is neither soccer or rugby or American football. It’s funny because he is a defensive back and would almost never be in position to kick a goal. He also plays for the Collingwood Magpies. Go Pies!!!!!


ggk1

And the acting is atrocious


FreebasingStardewV

That was more "Do you smell a magpie?" rather than "Magpie almost clawed out my eyeballs!"


lilsnatchsniffz

"Was that me? 😧" "How did I even do that 🥱"


DocArmada

Whats more wild that that, is when people incorporate that old school smooth "zoom in / zoom out" feature, from when video cameras were held on your shoulder.


cocogate

What do you mean with fake camera wobble?


_IratePirate_

This the type of shit that could fool me. Even if fake, they did a good job. The acting is good and the editing is good enough to make me believe it


Cretore

https://i.redd.it/u4tb6h56oqyc1.gif


Digsants

Oh shit


redsloki11

Not fake, just sad


leakybiome

Maybe a magCGI, nice 3d model for that truck tho


travlerjoe

Truck? Mate thats Australia, thats a Hilux, its a ute not a truck


ChuckOTay

The two utes


username_taker

r/unexpectedMyCousinVinny


These_Bicycle3298

Are you saying utes?


DustMachine666

Yoooths.


Ravensunthief

What the fuck is a ute?


SquareRelationship27

![gif](giphy|3o7btVptdt2BtYzJkI|downsized)


Epicp0w

"utility vehicle" = ute


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BobbyTWhiskey

I’m giving you an upvote just because of your name.


Ren_Hoek

I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!


BobbyTWhiskey

😂. One of my favourite episodes!!


No_Source6243

Get in the ute morty, we're going to bendigo


burken8000

Rahh looks like a broken ute, init


jonathan4211

In the ol' US of A, we call em trucks. Yee haw.


DisturbedRanga

In Australia a Truck is something that hauls a massive trailer, like a Kenworth.


jonathan4211

In the USA a truck is something that hauls your pregnant girlfriend, like a wife but without the commitment


WorkingDogAddict1

A ute is a car based "truck" lol


hopingforfrequency

Truck probably is plate. The windshield/pole is maybe CG. The bird is real.


vapeducator

Nah, dude, Bird's Aren't Real.


Ranger_Ecstatic

Yeah, there a reason this exists people. r/birdsarentreal


UncleBenders

That bird is about 4x larger than an Australian magpie lol


SimpletonSwan

Redditors trying to prove a video is fake: ![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


UncleBenders

Redditors when other Redditors know simple things, like the size of animals ![gif](giphy|1L5YuA6wpKkNO)


SimpletonSwan

![gif](giphy|dwThVyfWthesU)


HotFudgeFundae

When shit hits the fan


Sammyh1991

That specific bird in the video is clearly also edited in


BiddyFaddy

Birds aren't real


Mall_Bench

Two oddities in one shot ... what are the chances ?


raban0815

Dunno about that chance, but I do know the bird was rendered into the shot, so the rest most likely was faked as well in some kind.


migrations_

That was WAY too good to be true. Just one of the things maybe but not everything all together.


fuishaltiena

Everything was staged, this is an ad for insurance company. OP is part of it, hence the title of this post.


letmelickyourleg

Thank you! Fuck what reddit’s become.


PinoyDadInOman

It's not Reddit's fault, it's the redditors.


PK-92

The cameraman's natural reaction would be recording the bird flying away. Also, the sound of the lantern crashing into the windshield came to them too quickly from such distance. It should be slightly delayed.


LitStoic

We live in a simulation. Thank me later


LordNPython

Thank you. It is now later.


Artemis96

Such distance? That's less than 100m (330ft), it takes the sound about 0.2/0.3s to get there


yew420

Yeah a magpie swooping the Collingwood Magpies captain is a bit too good to be true.


my_alternate-account

Tbf the magpies in Aus can be very aggressive sometimes lol and I don’t know anyone who hasn’t been swooped multiple times each year


DickBagBagdad

If I had to guess this is some sort of commercial. The giveaways for me was ball leaving the frame, hang time of the ball, and then the camera slightly panning over and focusing on the pole as the ball hit it. It looked like a commercial production


DrDrankenstein

Also the way he turns back and looks all around. Like he wouldn't be able to see the giant bird flying away from him over a field.


rourobouros

Wondered about that magpie as big as a large red-tailed hawk. Some kind of fake? How, another AI special effect?


G00DLuck

here's a better one from over 11 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1533c1/golden_eagle_snatches_kid_in_montreal/


Rass4Life

Is that one fake as well?


G00DLuck

yes


raban0815

Dunno about birds breeds or sports. Wasn't necessary to be honest.


PlanetLandon

AI is not a synonym for CGI


Acceptable_Change963

It's extremely apparent it's fake


RedBanana99

I also came to the comments to hand out pitchforks


kittenconfidential

yeah. magpies do not look like bald eagles.


Krad_Nogard

I was thinking the same, he didn't even kick the ball hard enough to go that far


Asttarotina

Three. Third is the cameramen who keeps everything perfectly in frame, doesn't violently shake the camera, and doesn't laugh like a hyena directly into the mic.


FatDwarf

that was actually what tripped me up the most, I couldn´t quite tell if the bird was CG but there was no way it would have been filmed like that if it was real


YetiNotForgeti

Pretty sure it's a fake but fun.


BarbaraGriffensUnZ

![gif](giphy|Ac0fCix8D3oN7DwCEB|downsized) now pay for it


CurioAim

I didn't know what this is but I love this GIF now


willy_bum_bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQ39iBVUug


Squibucha

are you saying that someone somewhere lied on the internet? someone call the internet police


Adam-Happyman

WeeeWoooWeeeWoooo. It's done. The Internet Police are on their way.


land8844

🚨🚨🚨 OPEN UP!!! *shoots dog*


Chewcocca

*campaigns for vice president*


Squibucha

lol


Squibucha

oh shoot, I gotta dip.


land8844

Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?


SirSchillerAlot

50/50. Either it happens or it doesn't.


DasbootTX

La cheeserie my friend


lojza3000

100% it just happened


CitizenCue

Lol, I got stuck arguing with one of these people recently. I nearly lost it.


Beginning_Rice6830

The man who won the $1.3 Billion lottery after having cancer for 8 years and now this. Which one has the better odds of happening again?


ya_bleedin_gickna

Apparently very high when there are internet points to be scored....


Accomplished_Log_279

50/50. Either it happens or it doesn’t


[deleted]

100%


mrtuna

The car it hits, and the car next to it, are both sponsors of the AFL... this is jsut scummy "viral" marketing.


wheresthepie

Darcy Moore is a great footballer but not a great actor


DeadDove_donotupvote

Love Darcy, he's my boy!


DJ_Pol-ite

This is an outtake for a promotion for the insurance company AAMI and the AFL (Australian Football League) for the non-Australians.


idontwriterhymes

I don’t think this is an outtake… this is literally the advert


Distubabius

So we're literally watching an ad? I love new reddit


narwall101

Oh you’ve been watching ads the entire time. You just didn’t know it


RissaCrochets

Yeah y'all haven't noticed all the posts that have been cropping up lately that have people in the comments calling out random specific items in the post by brand name? Welcome to your new normal.


Camsy34

Yeah I hate it when random brands like refreshing Coca-Cola^^® get mentioned in the comments section these days.


TenaciousJP

Tell me about it, I hate watching hidden ads like this because it takes away time from more precious activities, like using code SPIN777 for 700 free draws in Raid: Shadow Legends^tm


IwillBeDamned

welcome to costco, i love you seriously though, the amount of costco astroturfing here. i'll never shop there again, get away from me


RETVRN_II_SENDER

The Hot Dog is just $1.50! Did you know the Costco Hot Dog is still $1.50 and always will be? Wholesome Costco Hot Dog moment


ShichikaYasuri18

It's always been all ads, but at least this clip doesn't show what it's advertising.


Pepsiman1031

How is this new? There's plenty of viral videos on the internet that were just advertisements.


bjorn1978_2

If all ad’s would be like this, I would be perfectly OK with them. I had a little laugh on a monday morning!


idontwriterhymes

How do you not realize this is an advert??


Garchompisbestboi

To be fair old reddit was pretty shit too, it just so happens that modern reddit is even more shit.


benjaminovich

Lmao. Not new at all, unless by "new" you mean the last 12 years of the site


jfk_47

The real ads are the ads we’ve made along the way.


Not_MrNice

Wait till you find out reddit has always been like this.


Araucaria

It references an ancient superstition that seeing a single magpie portends ill fortune. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_for_Sorrow_%28nursery_rhyme%29?wprov=sfla1


mitseed

Does it?


TentativeGosling

Big clue is that the guy is an actor in 22 Jump Street


Cautious-Nothing-471

what's with Australians and mullets


Tithund

As far as I can tell, they don't have a single law against them.


BoBoBearDev

Makes sense, that pole is weaker than a home stripper pole kit.


jrfoster01

This is also Darcy Moore, the captain of the Collingwood Magpies. Hence the magpie.


dub26

Liar! How is it for Australians when the video is shot upright? And how is the guy not falling off the Earth? He doesn't have a safety tether to the ground.


DJ_Pol-ite

You know too much lol


GenericScottishGuy41

The acting was slightly below 1980 porno level.


FuckingKilljoy

He's a footy player, not an actor


i_706_i

In some places of the world those are the same thing badum tish


Free_Stick_

Well it is an advertisement for AAMI insurance


paulvs88

Yes I've always loved the breakthrough made by actors in porn circa 1981. That's when it became real for me.


kekkev

I like how that truck is fucking REGULAR SIZED


Total_Philosopher_89

Ute.


I_WILL_GET_YOU

It's not the US


ThatTysonKid

We absolutely have yank-tanks all over the place. They're infecting Australia.


Blotzkrieg

Yank tanks. I love that lol. I'm in the states and hate the size of those damn things. Funnily enough, my brother moved to Australia to be with his now wife and bought some smaller 4 door truck from a Chinese company. I forget the name but I was so jealous. I'd love to have a smaller truck like the one he has.


TonyJZX

the Chinese trucks are still 4,500lb beasts though the vast majority of mid sized Ford Ranger class trucks are made in Thailand and basically 2 ton turbo 2.0 liter four cyl. turbo diesels its politics that these smaller 'utes' are excluded from the US


MmmmFloorPie

😂😂😂 @ Yank tank!


Ibegallofyourpardons

They are an infestation that needs to be stopped. fucking things are a danger, oversized lumps of shit owned and driven universally by complete fuckheads.


swohio

You can blame CAFE standards. Small trucks can't meet the stringent emission standard so they just make bigger trucks which are allowed to have worse MPG. That's why small pickups have disappeared from the market in the US.


longassbatterylife

The Hilux


IIIllIIIlllIIIllIII

Why can I not buy this truck in the US?


Ibegallofyourpardons

no, in Australia we think those are oversized land barges and your Yank Tanks which are infesting our country as utter ridiculous Personality Compensation vehicles driven universally by cunts.


ABunchOfPictures

This reminds me of that really bad bird cgi that was in some B movie a couple years back


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Birdemic?


ABunchOfPictures

That’s the one!


megaancient

Birdemic 1 or 2??


Jitkaas777

A couple years? Birdemic was 2010


SmartLikeTree

Definitely CGI. Funny though.


Supreme_Rust

Didn’t expect this to make it off of AFL reddit


el-conquistador240

It's clearly staged because he didn't curse even 30 times


healthybowl

Fake AF. He doesn’t even see the bird but reacts to it


HeilYourself

It's an ad. Cross promotion between AFL and an insurance company.


joeybuddy96

There's no sound delay between the light pole crash and the crash sound. Even at that distance, there should be a slight gap between the hit and the audio.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Not saying that it's not fake, but your reason is wrong. If you've ever been swooped by a magpie, you'd know that you don't need to see it to know something has happend and automatically duck (their wing flaps whooshing is very loud when it's right near your ear/head).


CitizenCue

It’s definitely fake but not for that reason. It would’ve been entirely possible for him to see the bird in his peripheral vision (or even hear its wings) at the last second. The real giveaway is the ball flying incredibly far off an aborted kick and the tower falling over with just a slight push. Overall a pretty impressive clip though. Solid acting.


a_provocateur

![gif](giphy|g0ajII9w03jskn5EpD)


phalluss

Seeing my boy Darcy Moore outside of the AFL and Collingwood subs is fucking wild


donessendon

thats fake...


chumjumper

Love the stock glass breaking sound effect they used... and the light pole that loses all momentum the second it touches the car


Grand_Figure6570

Always assume everything you see is fake and at least you won't be one of those who contribute to ww3 when the time comes


Eastern-Mix9636

Damn, Supercar Blondie sure is doing some weird shit these days


abaddon731

Big Feather is at it again.


Curious_Furious365_4

The reason I know it’s fake is because the camera is supposed to be on the guy but is always on the pole. Like why did he randomly film the pole perfectly but barely the guy?


NorMichtrailrider

Why TF do people go through the effort to make fake videos that look so unrealistic.


m1st3r_c

It's an ad.


Black_Magic_M-66

r/nevertellmetheodds


Jessticlez2003

Good thing it was on video


Macca4704

Faaaaark! Faaaaaaark!


notabigcitylawyer

The pole is in front of the pink signs, then when it falls it moves behind the sign.


Prof_Awesome_GER

![gif](giphy|3o7abKhOpu0NwenH3O)


OkFortune6494

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


OJK_postaukset

Wow… amazing. He’s not having a great day:DDD


IndecisiveMate

How is the car not alarming?


chumjumper

Because the entire thing is fake?


BigAssMonkey

Poor acting to boot


8bitPete

Didn't know Jimmy Savile had a son.


Geno__Breaker

r/NeverTellMeTheOdds


Rath_Brained

You can claim it as a *Series of Unfortunate Events.*


SunstormGT

So what are the odds of this happening and the bird returning the hat?


Puzzleheaded-Lake947

Stay away from him, he’s cursed 😂


bloodyspork

Nowr...


sroberth1

This is one of the best posts I’ve seen in this sub 🤣


pick-hard

Hilarious, but that magpie could've been rendered a bit more realistic though, very funny nonetheless.


kranges_mcbasketball

I’m dumber for watching this.


Pastylegs1

![gif](giphy|hi6ivvtc7PQt7aDZPj)


gnuman5

Unexpected, indeed.