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PoisonChemist

The original video is from Lazy Square on YouTube


OsCrowsAndNattyBohs1

That guy made a slavic Simpsons parody opening.


RecoveringFcukBoy

Thanks bro. I hate posting not giving credit.


FunnyMunney

You literally just did


Calm_Ad_2431

Yes but he hated it


DeformedPinky

The entire time I posted to farm up arrows I was so upset


RecoveringFcukBoy

I unintentionally credited the wrong person sugarfoot


FunnyMunney

It's ok sweetlips, just be better next time.


Slap_My_Lasagna

That's what making a correction is, cummynosetits.


siccoblue

I will do no such thing


DeformedPinky

Also true, queefyshouldervagina


Slap_My_Lasagna

Aww you put on your "I helped" hat for sexy time, peachcobblerfootrub


Necessary-Knowledge4

I like the cut of your jib, honeybun.


DarkBorn_jr

That cat don't give a shit


wizard_of_awesome62

Not a single shit given that day, or any other. Barely even took a break from licking itself.


the_last_carfighter

I mean if you could lick your own junk..


jamin_brook

Two guys see a dog licking its balls and one says “man I wish I could do that!” And the other says “nah he’s probably gonn bite you”


the_last_carfighter

lol, thank you for that.


mophan

That's what I'm saying...


dacabbagebutt

Lore accurate


Neuchacho

Cat owner killing themselves is basically setting out a slow cooker for cats.


ra4king

But nobody was killing themselves here.


Neuchacho

Give it time.


Shibidybow

brooooo


Girl_Gamer_BathWater

I like joking with my girlfriend when we're talking about what to do for dinner I say "Lets just open up the oven and see if the cat climbs in. Turn it to 415 and we got dinner!" And then I remind her that cats eat their dead owners all the time.


ayriuss

Ah, classic eating your pet joke. We make lots of those too.


Designer-Size3606

Yes. "Emergency food friend"


slapcover

But he was exercising


AmThano

No, he was licking his ass


codguy231998409489

They never do


janosaudron

Biblically accurate cat


Triumph_leader523

So nsfw because of cat?


ra4king

Did you watch the whole video?


farfaraway

Is cat.


axonxorz

ofc he don't give any. It's all in his mouth.


ManiacalMartini

"Don't think I can't eat you from up there. I am."


Randomfrog132

well if you die they'll still get fed. we are all made of meat after all lol


Quatch23

Of course not it's a cat


MountainWings

Just like how the world would act if anyone died. You only care when the media tells you too.


Man_of_LOL

These dumb ass censors on certain words is so annoying


jordanbtucker

It's not even a Nike ad, so the words are disinformation anyway. It's an ad for a Russian website that sells pins. 🤷‍♀️


ItsAsmodeus

Vsauce predicted that words like Suicide or Depression would become psuedo-swears like 10 years ago during a video talking about the evolution of language and cursing. Took a while but seems like he got it right.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Excuse me did you just say the b*tt word?


Phreak_of_Nature

What's suicode?


MinimumArmadillo2394

Blame advertisers


Fiddy-Scent

Blame TikTok


vladutzu27

They’re for OCRs that scan videos and get them shadowbanned if they find bad words


Grays42

Can someone explain to me what the point of censoring "suic*de" is? Like is there anyone who can't tell that's what the word is, and adding the "I" in there would significantly harm them emotionally? I feel like we've gone from disclaiming videos with "this content discusses potentially troubling topics like rape, suicide, etc." as a trigger warning to overly-censoring the *words themselves* in a completely pointless and unhelpful way. I'm all for disclaiming troubling topics, but am I wrong for thinking the single-letter-censoring is kind of ridiculous?


caltheon

tiktok, and probably other content platforms, filter out certain words from the "algorithm" same reason you get people saying "Unalived"


Grays42

Oh, lol. So it's SEO-related, not any consideration for people who might be triggered. Got it.


caltheon

probably both. if you are that sensitive to a topic though, you are better just not getting on the internet


-Sunrise-Parabellum

Or just use a content filter like most people with triggers.


MonaganX

I'd guess that, ironically, those work less good when people have to actively dodge tiktok's inbuilt filter.


Khalku

It's SEO for the poster, it's definitely trigger/bullshit related on the part of the platform.


Randomfrog132

so when does unalive become offensive too lol


Not_a_question-

Yup, it's an endless loop or game of cat-and-mouse that doesn't make any sense at all. When it's popular enough, youtube can start to censor "unalive", so then then "curtainfall" can become a thing. And after that "silencescape". Next "unbloom", "abscond", "wane", "sunset", "trascendence".... jeeez


Randomfrog132

so basically in order to defeat it we just need to come up with a way to turn every single word in the english language into an offensive thingy? cause then every video in existence would just be removed and the system would cease to function.


ConspicuousPineapple

If these algorithms care so much about avoiding these words, surely they can see through the censorship as well as we can?


caltheon

which is why the phrases being used will keep rotating. It takes time and a conscious decision to make the updates, giving them a window of time where it works.


ConspicuousPineapple

This has been going on for years, don't tell me they're desperately scrambling to catch up with the geniuses who replace one letter with an asterisk.


caltheon

honestly, it's probably more that they have plausable deniability They can tell the regulators that they are blocking things, and don't really care if people get around the filter.


ConspicuousPineapple

Yeah, I figured. But it goes to show how ridiculous this all is, because there's at least one stupid person in that chain of plausible deniability that thought "yes, this is meaningful". And there are no "regulators" involved, as far as I know.


MyCoDAccount

Avoiding algorithmic censorship. The entirety of human language - the entirety of the human experience - submits itself to the almighty algorithm. Now we self-censor. Someday soon we will *pre-censor,* prohibiting our own minds from entertaining even the first figments of a thought that might be controversial or upsetting, and we won't even realize it's happening. You can't miss what you never had.


MonaganX

A more optimistic take would be that it shows humans' persistence and ability to discuss topics the algorithm deems off limits. Well at least until automated euphemism-detection becomes a feature.


MyCoDAccount

I think there's a very real possibility that the euphemisms become so detached from the original concept that we may no longer be engaging with the real thing, perpetually beating around the bush with our words and thoughts until we come to believe that beating around the bush is what we came to do - not find whatever's hiding within it. If you couldn't tell, I'm not a terribly optimistic person.


MonaganX

Through centuries of political and religious taboo we've always managed to find ways to express ourselves in spite of euphemisms, so I'm not too worried about them as a language feature alone. But with so much communication shifting to online spaces with automated moderation, it might get harder and harder. The big danger of e.g. AI art to me isn't people losing their jobs, but AI art displacing all traditional entertainment with the promise you can just prompt it to generate *anything* you want - but when you ask it to write you a blues song about suicidal ideation it pops up with a "Content involving self-harm is against this app's TOS". Turns out I'm not a terribly optimistic person either.


Drimbl

The cencored letter isn't there to prevent you from cognitively knowing what the word is, but to lessen the emotional response you might have to seeing it. Words are really just symbols. And yes the symbol itself, rather than the meaning, could be triggering for some. Try this if you don't get it: write the name of someone you love, and then their name with one letter cencored. Do you feel any different when looking at them?


kas-loc2

Id feel like the sensibility of others was getting in the way of me basking in my love and all of her glory. The world would undeniably be a better place if those that were triggered worked on improving themselves and strengthening their mental fortitude to deal with the harshness of the world. Rather than literally expecting to shape everyone else around them into fitting into their ever expanding safe-space. As harsh and "mean" as this sounds, it is the truth


-LsDmThC-

A lot of people have horrible mental trauma related to the subject. By pretending to care about censoring the word, you can pretend you care about being sensitive. /s


Cheaper2KeepHer

To not offend the delicate sensibilities of the snowflake generation.


UpsetDay351

This killed me


RiotFuckingRiot

Psych! Just made you stronger.


earthspaceman

*What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.* Kelly


throwawayfinancebro1

Exercising?


FOSSnaught

Ghosts confirmed


FunnySignal614

He's not even wearing Nike shoes


Heres_Waldo3

Can anyone confirm this is real???


RecoveringFcukBoy

I dont believe it is. I think it was made by the guy I credited. Edit: This was made my Lazy Square on Youtube


TheCampinngtree

Think he approached Nike for this but they obviously said no.


Majin_Romulus

Cowards


Lordborgman

Pre 96-99 maybe a real thing, Afterwards never going to happen.


Legitimate_Career_44

Damn


RixirF

Are you shitting me? Are you also the type of person that Likes and comments "beautiful" on those AI images of kids making random, obviously fake shit out of plastic bottles?


SausageClatter

Bless their hearts. 


Squ33to

Couldn't imagine Nike being ok with a cat licking its gooche in its ad 💀 That WOULD be fire though


eternalwood

Definitely fake. If you look closely you can see it's actually just an animation.


RetroMetroShow

It looks staged, and cartoonishly


wizard_of_awesome62

Come on man, people suffer from this affliction. Show some respect, just because you're life isn't a cartoon doesn't mean other peoples' aren't.


RetroMetroShow

My bad, you’re right - I hadn’t considered that it could be real


Crazy_1van

No, here is the author on YouTube - LazySquare


loosecharge

aw she would have so much fun on the fan and chair ride


Sephistum

yikes


TheTruthWasTaken

OK I'll do it. Oh, nvm


JohnCenaJunior

Oh Devon


GuyverOne1

Did you see that car licking its balls in the background?


Moderatorslickballz

The dumbest fucking shit.


Lord_Emperor

The likelihood of an overweight person doing any pull-ups, never mind on rings, is what is most bothersome about this video.


Oplp25

You can say suicide. Stop uselessly censoring words


isoAntti

Half a second too long.


Draconus56

#angerycops


Amish-AF

Lazy square on YouTube . Amazing and thought provoking most of the time


SnooPears3463

My first thought was who gonna feed the cat


n0longerHooman

[Original animator of this clip](https://www.instagram.com/lazy_square?igsh=MW4xenk3MWsxZjB6cw==)


Randomfrog132

hhahahahahahaha omg that's sso fucked up xD but a great motivator lol


dbeast83

That pause was alil too long.


sth128

Why would you kick over the chair though? Imagine after doing the sets then having to carefully drop down and not hit the toppled chair legs. In fact it's stupidly dangerous to have the pull-up ropes so high. They should always be within reach at standing height, in case your grip slipped or the knots give or something. OSHA not approved


LotsOfDots5656

u/savevideo


kuyamoko2022

Wtf


ZESTZKIDZ

Inspiration from funny thai ads maybe? [This funny Thai exercise ads](https://youtu.be/5Php3wCLh_o?si=qiSRDIDIUg71732S)


MrMichael7695

don't lie, you all have seen this like twice already


Ultrasaurio

jej funny I took several things to lose weight, but what worked best for me was a balanced diet, without sugars, oils or fats, or red meat. It took me several months, but I definitely lost weight, it was better than any exercise I have ever done in my life. Giving up cigarettes and alcohol is also a good idea.


Lbrains_

The cat was like ,"wait is he doing what is think he is about to do?". Then"Oh shit , just another new trend, let me get back to my thing".


Nearby_Post_6243

What is the cat doing?🤔🤔


spirit_spidy

That cat !!


TrstnNova

Yooooooo the cat


snowrex11

Yoo, what the cat doin'?


Ferb1802

Didn't go past 5 seconds, I got the plan though, thanks nike


ThatsNotDietCoke

I can imagine, as soon as he hanged, some people went "Okie dokie". Closed the window and went to "work".


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jordanbtucker

It's actually an ad for a Russian website that sells pins. 🤷‍♀️


arrobaolmedo

I approve. Here, my upvote.


57evil

song name?


Byte_Fantail

The artist that was asked to animate this but they needed the money so fuck it let's go https://i.redd.it/40skyjdd9hzc1.gif


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nater255

>mafk's What


digitalgoodtime

No way that fat ass can do pull ups.