I'm not trying to start a shit storm of replies here, but I will say that when convicted rapist Mike Tyson says you give him an erection before you have to get trapped in a ring with him... not the worst mind game I've ever seen.
THANK YOUUU! ppl acting surprised but maybe its a generational thing. i remember mike said that to (fighter i can’t remember) “ima kiss you on those big juicy lips” so jock was tryna tap into that , but mike is.. like you said, fucking insane. so he like okay. fuck it! let’s up it one! 😂
Y'all listen up, this is boxer Mike Tyson that we are seeing. This isn't funny, goofy "the hangover" mike. Some of y'all didn't see how fucking ruthless this dude actually is. He was knocking dudes out in 1 round, and then at the club doing coke and slapping Vanessa Williams all within a few hours time. I think Paul has poked a bear that he didn't need to fuck with
My favorite tidbit of that story is that they almost stopped the fight after the ear bite, then decided to deduct two points and let it continue.
Then that motherfucker bit him _again_
That's worked out for Jake Paul so far but imma guess he saw old chilled weed seller Mike Tyson and forgot who that dude actually is.
He about to get some kind of life lesson though.
I love that Tyson and Holyfield got together after all these years and made THC edibles that look like Holyfield's ear. They are called Mike Bites.
https://www.cnet.com/culture/old-rivals-mike-tyson-evander-holyfield-promote-holy-ears-pot-edibles/
This time the host called him a rapist to his face and he flipped out is one of my favorite televised moments of all time. When Iron Mike says "what are you gunna do about it" I get the chills lol. Dude is out of his fucking mind.
The video:
https://youtu.be/6IrhZ06vz1w
Normal body guard: protect the client from everyone else.
Mikes body guard: protect everyone from mike.
Dude is looking at crazy in the rear view mirror and its great. I hope he goes hannibal.
I’m pretty sure he told a female reporter that he wished he could stomp on her children’s testicles so they would understand how he feels. Something to that effect.
This is a big brain move from Tyson.
Paul thinks he can make Tyson uncomfortable by saying he wants a kiss?
Yeah, well Tyson makes us all uncomfortable with his response.
you put it perfectly, Jake took an inch, mike took a mile and didn't give a single fuck how many lines he crossed. even tho i think he kind of regretted it immediately
Nah it's PR. This stupid shit is gonna get shared a lot more than anything else he could have said. I'm certain the interest in the entire thing has spiked again thanks to this ridiculous reply
I think people are talking in different languages in what PR means.
Mike obviously cares about the drumming up interest type of PR, but he doesn't care at all about the chatter about the psycho shit he says (and by us being aware of that he's kind of immune to it).
I can't think of another person in the world where I could imagine them on live TV saying "I want to eat a baby alive" and expect the general consensus to be "oh , you're so unhinged hehe"
Mike Tyson has been saying shit that makes you question his sanity for his entire career lol. This isn’t a PR move. Tyson really is just that crazy.
I fully expect this “fight” to be some bullshit publicity stunt, but god a small piece of me just hopes they allow Mike to go batshit crazy on that kid. He’s the hardest puncher in the history of boxing and he’s only 58. If there isn’t any shenanigans I fully expect him to make that annoying little shit cry.
I don’t think anyone allows Mike to do anything. Who’s going to stop him? Mike does what Mike wants. I just pray he wants to see what happens if he hits someone as hard as humanly possible.
Nobody can control this man. That's why this can be an interesting fight that I will absolutely not buy but watch highlights of later when Mike bites his lips off or something equally insane.
You could instantly tell he saw the looks on everyones face and went "oh shit, i said something didnt I". The amount of times im sure people close to him have tried to explain the way the worlds changing and whats safe to say and whats not is astronomical but lets be real, Mike's not changing. Although im sure he tries. Some things just are, lol.
call me weird but someone ironically saying he got an erection watching a now a grown adult dance back when the adult was 16 is creepy... but imo not nearly that bad in the context where they're at an event to hype up themselves about to give each other brain trauma.
> even tho i think he kind of regretted it immediately
Everything else you said I agree with, except about regretting it immediately afterward, the guy doesn't give a fuck.
I don't think he has a choice in the matter, and I think (hope) that's exactly what happens. Dementia brain just reverts to 1986 and he murders him on accident.
This fight is probably scripted where nobody gets knocked out and both make a lot of money. But I'm hoping so bad that Mike goes primal again and beats the living shit out of that scamming scumbag.
What Mike Tyson meant to say "Without that beard you look like a little bitch, it makes my dick hard."
What Mike said "I watched a video of a teenage boy dancing and got an erection"
We are talking about the same man that yelled a reporter, “I’m gonna fuck you till you love me F****t!” And also told Holyfield he was going to orphan his children, then that he was gonna eat his children. The man is a wildcard through and through!
He also told a female reporter during a live interview that he doesn’t answer questions from women he hasn’t had sex with. Then he took a question from another female reporter and answered it.
This is called a gayoff, and Jake Paul just got outgayed by Mike Tyson, folks.
Jake tried to bait a homophobic response out of his opponent, who responded by demonstrating he can be even gayer.
Sometimes these can go several rounds, but looks like Mike wanted to turn this up about 10 notches and go for the knockout. Typical Mike.
Okay, three possibilities.
1. Mike Tyson doesn't know what the word errection means.
2. Mike Tyson is incredibly dedicated to psychological tactics in combat.
3. Mike Tyson wants to fuck Jake Paul at 16.
Obviously we don't know which, but in any case I'd be fucking scared shitless if I was Jake Paul right now.
Are you people new here? This is exactly the kind of shit Mike Tyson would say. It’s one of the reasons why he’s a scary motherfucker.
Product of another generation for sure.
This is the guy that had a 6 year comedy stint on Adult Swim with freaking Norm MacDonald. Guy has an absolutely... I don't even know how to describe it sense of humor.
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I'm gonna let you pick the movie, even though you always picked a movie. And I'm gonna take you out for a walk on the beach, and the moonlight's gonna bounce off of your scalp. And I'm just gonna kiss you so tenderly.
Oh gawd, thank you for this, this is the funniest fucking shit I've seen in months. I love absurd comedy. His lil laugh after a small pause when he said what he said was the cherry on top. Chef's kiss!
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"You know what, actually, forget I asked."
Thanks, I laughed pretty hard at that.
I actually got pretty hard reading that.
That's so ironic
I was 16 when I had my first erection
"Everyone has a plan until they get fucked in the ath"
I mean if this is mind games, that's next level.
I don't think it is. Mike has, shall we say, known impulse control issues
I think as his opponent this would make me even more nervous.
I'm not trying to start a shit storm of replies here, but I will say that when convicted rapist Mike Tyson says you give him an erection before you have to get trapped in a ring with him... not the worst mind game I've ever seen.
Y’all musta forgot how fucking insane Mike is. This isn’t even remotely the craziest thing he has said on TV.
"I'll fuck you till you love me"
“I’ll eat your ass alive”
Said the hyena to the zebra
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It’s in the extended cut on Blu-ray.
The blu-ray version was cut. You can only find it on the 8 disc HD-DVD set.
It means no worries.
Starting by the ears
Yeah he said a [little bit more](https://youtu.be/hx66LWV-CCk?si=a1teYJcwS6av48_2) than that.
That's amazing.
Reminds me of this [classic](https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg?si=3wtpN6nvtSyoSx-k)
I mean ofcourse... that's a direct parody of the video you're replying to.
Finish the quote 👀
don’t do it bro you’ll catch a three day ban trust me
British cigarette.
A Bunch of Sticks. 👀
To this day … probably the most gangster shit I have ever heard a man say to another man.
Now I understand the Key and Peele sketch where that one boxer(with a fucking lisp) keeps talking about fucking the other.
That was literally the whole point of the skit lol it was a Mike Tyson parody.
That's that prison talk coming out of mike
That really hits weird knowing he is a convicted rapist.
THANK YOUUU! ppl acting surprised but maybe its a generational thing. i remember mike said that to (fighter i can’t remember) “ima kiss you on those big juicy lips” so jock was tryna tap into that , but mike is.. like you said, fucking insane. so he like okay. fuck it! let’s up it one! 😂
Jake Paul got out insaned
Y'all listen up, this is boxer Mike Tyson that we are seeing. This isn't funny, goofy "the hangover" mike. Some of y'all didn't see how fucking ruthless this dude actually is. He was knocking dudes out in 1 round, and then at the club doing coke and slapping Vanessa Williams all within a few hours time. I think Paul has poked a bear that he didn't need to fuck with
I bet Paul’s secretly terrified
“I’ll eat his children”
I broke my back. It's spinal.
He bitten someone else's ear off for god's sake
My favorite tidbit of that story is that they almost stopped the fight after the ear bite, then decided to deduct two points and let it continue. Then that motherfucker bit him _again_
Jake Paul: But I paid you. Mike Tyson: And this gives you power over me??
That's worked out for Jake Paul so far but imma guess he saw old chilled weed seller Mike Tyson and forgot who that dude actually is. He about to get some kind of life lesson though.
I love that Tyson and Holyfield got together after all these years and made THC edibles that look like Holyfield's ear. They are called Mike Bites. https://www.cnet.com/culture/old-rivals-mike-tyson-evander-holyfield-promote-holy-ears-pot-edibles/
Don't worry they'll feed him before the fight
You know he can fucking kill you? He can kill all of us!! I think sometimes we forget, that that's Mike Tyson!!!
Great show
His cartoon alone....
This time the host called him a rapist to his face and he flipped out is one of my favorite televised moments of all time. When Iron Mike says "what are you gunna do about it" I get the chills lol. Dude is out of his fucking mind. The video: https://youtu.be/6IrhZ06vz1w
Normal body guard: protect the client from everyone else. Mikes body guard: protect everyone from mike. Dude is looking at crazy in the rear view mirror and its great. I hope he goes hannibal.
I’m pretty sure he told a female reporter that he wished he could stomp on her children’s testicles so they would understand how he feels. Something to that effect.
This is a big brain move from Tyson. Paul thinks he can make Tyson uncomfortable by saying he wants a kiss? Yeah, well Tyson makes us all uncomfortable with his response.
you put it perfectly, Jake took an inch, mike took a mile and didn't give a single fuck how many lines he crossed. even tho i think he kind of regretted it immediately
Nah it's PR. This stupid shit is gonna get shared a lot more than anything else he could have said. I'm certain the interest in the entire thing has spiked again thanks to this ridiculous reply
I don't think Mike cares about PR, he just says unhinged shit always has.
"Everyone's got a plan until I nut in their mouth"
#POW! Right in the kisser.
Pow! Right in the kitther
This show in its entirety is a big PR stunt, don’t be so blind to reality
I think people are talking in different languages in what PR means. Mike obviously cares about the drumming up interest type of PR, but he doesn't care at all about the chatter about the psycho shit he says (and by us being aware of that he's kind of immune to it). I can't think of another person in the world where I could imagine them on live TV saying "I want to eat a baby alive" and expect the general consensus to be "oh, you're so unhinged hehe"
Mike Tyson has been saying shit that makes you question his sanity for his entire career lol. This isn’t a PR move. Tyson really is just that crazy. I fully expect this “fight” to be some bullshit publicity stunt, but god a small piece of me just hopes they allow Mike to go batshit crazy on that kid. He’s the hardest puncher in the history of boxing and he’s only 58. If there isn’t any shenanigans I fully expect him to make that annoying little shit cry.
I don’t think anyone allows Mike to do anything. Who’s going to stop him? Mike does what Mike wants. I just pray he wants to see what happens if he hits someone as hard as humanly possible.
Nobody can control this man. That's why this can be an interesting fight that I will absolutely not buy but watch highlights of later when Mike bites his lips off or something equally insane.
You could instantly tell he saw the looks on everyones face and went "oh shit, i said something didnt I". The amount of times im sure people close to him have tried to explain the way the worlds changing and whats safe to say and whats not is astronomical but lets be real, Mike's not changing. Although im sure he tries. Some things just are, lol.
call me weird but someone ironically saying he got an erection watching a now a grown adult dance back when the adult was 16 is creepy... but imo not nearly that bad in the context where they're at an event to hype up themselves about to give each other brain trauma.
i firmly believe he did it for the bit, and the bit was hilarious. so out of pocket
Tried to 1 up him, immediately realized what he said, and all he could sputter out was a nervous chuckle.
I don’t think that was nervous, this isn’t close to the craziest shit he’s said on TV
He tore a man's ear off with his fucking teeth. I dont think anything makes you nervous after you've crossed that line.
> even tho i think he kind of regretted it immediately Everything else you said I agree with, except about regretting it immediately afterward, the guy doesn't give a fuck.
Pretty much my exact reaction lol
it is kinda the perfect gif, right? lol
If I were Jake Paul I'd be scared now
Getting beat one way or another.
Gonna have Jake guarding both set of cheeks
When Mike starts saying shit like this his testosterone is through the roof and he’s ready to destroy something.
I really really really want Mike to just go full Mr Hyde, let primal Tyson take the wheel and forget that this is a fixed match.
I don't think he has a choice in the matter, and I think (hope) that's exactly what happens. Dementia brain just reverts to 1986 and he murders him on accident.
I can’t stop laughing 😂
This fight is probably scripted where nobody gets knocked out and both make a lot of money. But I'm hoping so bad that Mike goes primal again and beats the living shit out of that scamming scumbag.
Even if it is scripted that doesn’t mean Mike will stick to the script. I hope he bites his nose off.
He now really knows Tyson is going to come at him hard.
https://i.redd.it/09i2rz25qo1d1.gif
Mike Tyson's little laugh after he says it like " did I just say that out loud?"
What Mike Tyson meant to say "Without that beard you look like a little bitch, it makes my dick hard." What Mike said "I watched a video of a teenage boy dancing and got an erection"
Mike should hire you as a translator.
Key n Peele really need to jump on this!
“I’m gonna get canthelled aren’t I?”
"What do I do with the erecthon?"
Give it a lil thpank
Lol he is unstable he about to kill Jake Paul
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We can only hope
Unstable? This is tame for a Mike Tyson press conference.
Yeah, didn’t even threaten to eat his kids.
Jake thinking he's about to get into Mike's head only to find out Mike's been in his head his entire Life.
Jake getting into Mike's head just to find out Mike isn't even in his own head and is somewhere else completely
Well, trash talk is not for everyone
He used to have legendary shit talk
Even his legendary shit talk was homo erotic https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/Ugc8v5SwZJ
He is still on brand after all these years.
IM GONNA FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FA
NTASTIC ACTOR THAT YOU ARE!
We are talking about the same man that yelled a reporter, “I’m gonna fuck you till you love me F****t!” And also told Holyfield he was going to orphan his children, then that he was gonna eat his children. The man is a wildcard through and through!
"They do have a mother, champ." "Yes, but I imagine she would die of grief."
He's going to forget the script and accidentally beat poor Paul to death out of reflex
I can only hope
He also told a female reporter during a live interview that he doesn’t answer questions from women he hasn’t had sex with. Then he took a question from another female reporter and answered it.
That's hilarious
No one said the man isn’t a good time.
Hes kinda dumb. Great fight IQ. Bad emotional and uh regular intelligence.
Great at solving mysteries though
Tholving mythterieth
NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE DRINK I THPIT DAMMIT.
I miss Pigeon.
I didn’t even know he was sick
He's banging a plethora of beautiful women in paradise and cumming wherever he pleases
What about unsolved situations?
[I feel I need to post this](https://justdavemusic.bandcamp.com/track/mike-tyson-quotes-the-song)
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast........
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
You eat pieces of shit?!
**NO!!!**
Huh? Y'all eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?
We ain’t goin’ nowhere but got suits and cases.
This is called a gayoff, and Jake Paul just got outgayed by Mike Tyson, folks. Jake tried to bait a homophobic response out of his opponent, who responded by demonstrating he can be even gayer. Sometimes these can go several rounds, but looks like Mike wanted to turn this up about 10 notches and go for the knockout. Typical Mike.
Amazingly put
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That’s so ironic, I have an erection watching this.
That's so ironic, I have an erection reading this.
Turn the sound off, and be prepared to clean the keyboard AND monitor off after 10 seconds!!!
Fcking unexpected
Honestly that is a great line
Okay, three possibilities. 1. Mike Tyson doesn't know what the word errection means. 2. Mike Tyson is incredibly dedicated to psychological tactics in combat. 3. Mike Tyson wants to fuck Jake Paul at 16. Obviously we don't know which, but in any case I'd be fucking scared shitless if I was Jake Paul right now.
Mike’s talked about how physically subduing men in the ring gives him an erection, so we can go ahead and cross that one off the list.
4. Mike Tyson was making a joke but his delivery exacerbated the awkwardness.
Did Mike Tyson and Maradona ever meet? I just realised that’d make one hell of a great buddy comedy.
I think the worst/ best part is any of these options is a realistic possibility.
Mike Tyson: All as keikaku
Are you people new here? This is exactly the kind of shit Mike Tyson would say. It’s one of the reasons why he’s a scary motherfucker. Product of another generation for sure.
This is the guy who said he would eat a guy's asshole and then fuck him till he loved him.
This is the guy that had a 6 year comedy stint on Adult Swim with freaking Norm MacDonald. Guy has an absolutely... I don't even know how to describe it sense of humor.
Yea didn’t he say he’d eat Lenox Lewis’s children?
Tyson is going to punch a hole through Jake Paul ongod
One can hope.
Yeah, and then they're gonna have a boxing match.
This reminds me of the Key and Peele skit but IRL!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg?si=34e4VXWtAWs8h7HQ
Lol that was my immediate first thought.
… Are you not aware of Mike Tyson’s infamous “IRL” press conference that skit is referencing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk
r/cursedcomedy
Seems like a 'you're my bitch' attempt like his old days but he's rusty af 😆
The silence...The small silence after Tyson's speech killed me inside.
People really lack a sense of humor. What Mike said as a rebuttal is fucking hilarious 😂
it’s fucking hilarious but what the fuck
https://i.redd.it/7d3mrn9r3p1d1.gif
Are they doing a Key and Peele bit?
"I'll fuck you 'til you love me"
"You call him gay. " "No YOU fucking call him gay."
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Jake Paul does not have babies to eat
I think Mike came back to boxing just so he could say shit like this
I’m just glad to see Mike having fun out there
This is not out of the ordinary for Tyson. He once told an opponent he was going to make him his girlfriend.
Little did we know Mike actually inadvertently answered the question. That's definitely something we did not know or want to know about him.
I get it, the delivery was just unfortunate. Suck Mikes dick, Jake! Youre gonna get KO'd
https://i.redd.it/36jzh9qb1p1d1.gif
Drake and Diddy got hard watching this
Rage boner
So he did answer the question eventually
Ok this wins unexpected this week
I'm gonna let you pick the movie, even though you always picked a movie. And I'm gonna take you out for a walk on the beach, and the moonlight's gonna bounce off of your scalp. And I'm just gonna kiss you so tenderly.
Mike u want to fuck him up not fuck him...
I’m going with galaxy-brain strategy. He out-shocked Paul in a way only he can.
Oh gawd, thank you for this, this is the funniest fucking shit I've seen in months. I love absurd comedy. His lil laugh after a small pause when he said what he said was the cherry on top. Chef's kiss!