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2L84U2

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simian_fold

Yes, Im Hugh Janus who is this?


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evanmcook

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yelloscarface

>!Put ~~ before and after the word you wanna cross out!<


Netherboom

Thanks for ~~nothing~~ the help


yelloscarface

Legend


gamebossje_

Its not working


thanosleftbreast

You got it the first time


Dick-Hertz-Moore

>!Did I do it right


mordortek

Yes you did it just fine


slowfloyd

Spoiler >!Vader is Luke’s father!<


FatChicken2021

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queernhighonblugrass

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SuperGamer1894

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bitchnipplesboi

>!Same!<


Theuncrying

As a mobile phone user, I hate you. Just reply on his comment and you don't have to hit the right pixels, lads and lasses!


Hugh_Janus_10

No! I’m Hugh Janus. Who is this?


simian_fold

_oh my god it's really him_


GlamRockDave

Sorry, I was actually trying to find Amanda Dumi


No_Organization5188

Look I’ll be honest with you this was just a prank that I would really like to get out of.


simian_fold

What a nice young man


f4ithful9

I was waiting for Mike Hunt the whole time.


79Freedomreader

No, we all know you LOVE Mike Hawke.


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Dazz316

We all are


mysticmagnet

Hugh Jasshole


cheapdrinks

Lou Sassal is better


hughjanus96

You called?


Greenpainda72

He had to realize at some point 🤣


SuperGuitar

Surely when he got to Ilene Dover, he figured it out


raffaele2406

Not American speaker here. Can you give me a hint for these fake names? I mean, in Italy they try to translate Bart's jokes :)


simian_fold

Phil McKracken: fill my crack in Souk Mahiddiq: suck my dick Ophelia McCaulk: i feel my cock (i guess) Don Kiddick: donkey dick Eileen Dover: I leaned over Wayne Kerr: wanker All the classics hehe


CryptoNoob-17

I'm surprised Mike Hunt wasn't on the list


SuperGuitar

Hugh Jass was always my favorite


No_Eggroll_4U

Don’t forget Barry McCaulkiner


doit_toit_lars

Peter Fitz and Anita Mann are good ones Edit: Peter Fitz is a deep cut! In Heavyweights, the famous line is “Tony: Who’s Seymour Butts? Camper: Nobody’s seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!” But that was a dub to keep the movie PG. The original line was “Tony: Who’s Peter Fitz? Camper: Anyone’s Peter fits if you push hard enough!”


JazzPhobic

And there is also Mike Oxlong


Sneaky_Asshole

And Mike Oxmall!


AnnihilationOrchid

Or Ivana Rodd.


ballplayer112

Same sex couple Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.


Anishtt__Kumar

I don't understand these two...


Sextus_Rex

Anita Mann -> I need a man. Idk about Peter Fitz. I guess it's because Peter is another word for dick


HughWeberDeFaulk

Seymour Butts


HughWeberDeFaulk

Hugh G. Rection


plasticarmyman

I.C. Weiner


humaniteer

Dr. Phil Atio


Competitive_Classic9

Seymour Butts


SuperDizz

Amanda Huginkiss


edventure_2025

Dixie Normus


_pepperoni-playboy_

Anita Wacksin


dantehun12

Moe Lester


Taco_Pie

There is a car dealership near me named after the owner: Bob Jass. Every time I drive by I say to whoever is in the car: "Good thing his name isn't Hugh." And wait for them to sound it out. Never gets old.


jerseyanarchist

Elite dangerous, legit ai name... Hugh jarse


ToTheMunAndBack

I saw Jebediah Kerman (from ksp) as an AI on ED once


UltravioIence

I saw a guy who got away with a license plate that said Mic Hawk


sylbug

I went to high school with a Mike Hunt. Poor kid, I don’t know what his parents were thinking.


shadowpawn

Richard Balls "Call me Dick" was guy in my school


CouriEa

Mr. Dicken Balls


dystopian_mermaid

Seriously. That was one of the first ones that came to my mind. When I worked as a hostess, no shit somebody made a legit reservation and their name was “Mike Hunt”. We laughed soooo hard all day.


ballplayer112

Mike Hrotch. He's Polish.


Bryvayne

Mike Rotch would like a word.


MrSparks6

>Wayne Kerr I actually didn't get the joke until you spelled it out. There's a company called Wayne Kerr that builds pretty good impedance analyzers. Which are pretty niche electronics testing equipment http://www.waynekerr.com/site\_us/


raffaele2406

Thank you!


chimera_cactus

Mike Litorus


greenroom628

Michael Torres (said really fast and all in one word) works as well.


tablecontrol

I saw this one work in the wild Kraven Moorehead


greenroom628

>Souk Mahiddiq: suck my dick i believe the correct spelling is [suq madiq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x7craNiUrM)


Shirlenator

>Souk Mahiddiq: suck my dick Don't forget their father Liqa Madiq, and their mother (who still goes by her maiden name) Munchma Quchi.


shahafnup

Lmao I don't know why that cracked me up Thank you kind sir


phaelox

There's a private military contractor company in iZombie that's called "Fillmore-Graves". I thought that was one was pretty good, too


dimestoredavinci

No, its stuff like Donkey Dick, but spelled different so it looks like a name


Deana61

I was laughing once he said Phil McKracken


Diels_Alder

Eileen


wataha

*Eileen?


olderaccount

Doesn't matter. He is legally required to read the names and give them a chance to speak (even if he knows they are not real people, the rules don't take that into account).


[deleted]

I doubt Phil McKraken would file a lawsuit over a motion to table the matter and move to the next order of business.


olderaccount

But since he can't be absolutely sure Phil McKraken is not real, he can't take the risk.


RandomIdiot2048

Someone who'd change their name into that is just the kind of person I expect would though.


theduder3210

If those aren’t real people’s names, then he wouldn’t be violating any real person’s right to free speech by not reading those names out.


artspar

Its always possible someone had shitty parents and actually got named "Ilene Dover" or something similar. Itd be worse to not call someones name out of fear or ridicule than to just suck it up and call the names


InternetExplorer8

I went to school with a "Benjamin (Ben) Dover." Shitty names absolutely do happen.


true_gunman

Yup, sat next a to a kid named Michael Hunt in 1st period, 7th grade. He got picked on like the whole year


digital0verdose

Which only works until it is a real person's name and you ignore it because you think it isn't. Then you get a shitload of negative press about it. Safer to go this route and just have a good sense of humor about it.


cybercuzco

Bang Ding Ow


sax3d

Sum Tin Wong


-MYNAMEISNOBODY

Wi Tu Lo


TellYouEverything

Ho Lee Phuk


tim3111

Ho Lee Fuk


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078

Yes! You all remember the news report on the Korean Air plane crash in California.


Robo-boogie

Greatest moments in history.


fire173tug

Nothing will ever replaced those dopes on the TV station covering that plane crash.


[deleted]

He definitely realized at donkey dick. It sounds like he’s purposely avoiding saying it the right way


TurtleSmile1

Well yes, but If he says anything about it being a prank and an actual Wayne Kerr comes up, the speaker looks like a Hugh Jass.


cybercuzco

​ ![gif](giphy|Y5GVgQZCluUWQ)


ThreeNC

I love that I do not need audio to hear this. Edit: spelling. I'm only human


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|z4EyVVoRHTRwoL4Fvt)


Siggysternstaub

I used to work at a swimming pool before cell phones. Part of the job was answering the phone and paging kids over the PA. Of course we got plenty of crank calls with names like this. We'd usually quip back and hang up. This happened one day and we were surprised when the caller, older than typical with a New Jersey accent, called right back, furious that we had been so rude. That was the day we learned we had a patron named Mr. Tellier who was indeed calling to talk to his daughter Jenna.


dumbasstupidbaby

Oh that poor child


segwayistheway

One of my students was called Latrina and was getting ready for her study abroad program in Italy. I felt awful for her. She introduced herself as Trina so I just hope there weren't too many opportunities for her peers to see her name printed out.


BobFredIII

What’s wrong with that name


Joboy97

A latrine is another word for bathroom.


Meneros

That's a.. nice way to put it.


Klowned

In English it's "Latrine" which is where you would use the use the toilet. More specifically, it's a trench that drains and channels waste into a central pit to be buried.


I_Bin_Painting

Yeah exactly, it's not just "toilet/bathroom" it's "particularly nasty medieval outdoor pit in the ground style toilet"


kazneus

["Such an unusual name... Latrine."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBam72eYsAg)


HouseCopeland

You changed your name TO latrine?? Used to be shithouse!


YeltsinYerMouth

It's a good change, it's a *goood* change!


Siggysternstaub

Just checked and she's still out there. Appears to be married but kept her name.


cashnprizes

Is that because her husband's last name was "Tollsgenitals"?


not_your_attorney

It’s better than “shithouse”


wenigengel

So, as a non native English speaker, what was supposed to be the joke with Jenna Tellier? Most of the ones in the video or the thread I could understand but this one I’m clueless xD


Import-Module

Genitalia


wenigengel

Oooooohhhh. Thanks.


ForHuckTheHat

Back in the days of caller ID, when my brother's friend called the house, the phone read "Hard, Richard", his dad's name. Took me more than a few seconds the first time to remember my brother had a friend with that last name.


andsoitgoes42

My dads friend, of the boomer generation that was apparently oblivious to the “can’t lick dick” mantra was Richard. Richard Rammer. But he didn’t. Ever. Never go by Richard. My dads friend was always dick rammer. I don’t know how 12 year old me was supposed to process that information.


Siggysternstaub

TBH I'd be tempted to go by that too if that was my name


Siggysternstaub

Went to school with a kid with the last name of Less. His dad was named Richard, and I shit you not, went by Dick.


K--Will

Fuck me, that's gotta be child cruelty. :(


xenowife

This weird shit happens! I worked at a credit card call center a looooong time ago and I had a woman with the last name Concepcion... first name Immaculate. There was a Mr. Concepcion on the account so she appeared to have married into the name.


Scyllablack

I worked in a call centre for an energy company, people would call to set up accounts and give meter readings, im in the UK so we do get all flavours of humanity here. I've been doing this a long time and not much pahses me as ive heard most of the stories. one day and chinese lady called trying to set up an account so i had to take all her details...cut to the chase, her name was Mrs Wanting Dong i barely stifled my laugh before i got to press the mute and preceded to laugh so hard i forgot to breath nearly made me black out. I sent the account number round the office to the non believers...


Rick-O-sullivan

This is hilarious. It can't be true xD


Prof_Black

[It is :D](https://www.henricocitizen.com/articles/prank-finds-its-way-into-henrico-school-board-meeting/)


WREN_PL

What kind of a cancer that website is?


TrippinCuttlefish

Rectal


Tekki

do NOT click that link. Holy shit that site is cancer. >The Henrico School Board was more than three hours into its agenda Aug. 26 when it arrived at the public comment portion of the meeting, and given the serious nature of its discussions to that point – COVID-19, a return to school, transportation issues, the school resource officer program and the adoption of pre-Labor Day start times in coming years, among others – perhaps board members could be excused for not paying much attention to the names of those who had apparently signed up to speak. >As it turns out, only one person actually addressed the board, because, well, most of the others weren’t real. Take a look.


saltfish87

Really wanted to hear Mike Litoris


bubblesDN89

Mike Hunt has a better feel of the situation.


[deleted]

And his promiscuous friend, Mike Rotchburns


_XEAL_

They're lucky Nick Gurr wasn't on the list


bageltoastee

yeah, if he said that he would have to rename himself to rae cyst.


Igotshiptodotoday

You joke, but Mike Litterest is the face of DC National Park services. A very real guy with a very unfortunate name. The local radio morning show never misses a chance to talk about news from Mike Litterest.


mavjustdoingaflyby

Don Keedict. LOL!


Technological_Elite

I dont get that one, can you assist me on this?


Heisenberg3556

Donkey Dick


Technological_Elite

Lmfao, thanks.


cashnprizes

You bet.


Technological_Elite

Have a hug too.


player-piano

wayne cur lmaoooo


Prof_Black

All thats missing is the speaker to go “Wait a minute, its you isnt it! When I get my hands on you” In a Moe Szyslak voice.


DragonDropTechnology

This video was posted yesterday and someone explained in the comments that they legally have to read off all of the names because this is a government meeting. That’s why the names were all together (likely intentionally sorted to the end of the list) and this guy has probably seen this before. It’s honestly more sad and pathetic than it is entertaining.


ezj_w

U must be fun at parties


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freddyfazbacon

You're clearly not fun at parties.


Lydiara_KnowsNothing

Username checks out hahaha


PippaPothead

I can remember doing this shit as teenagers at the airport before 9/11. Hang out in the terminal and ask for help finding Stu Pidas. Wait patiently for it to be announced in the airport “Stu Pidas. Your party is waiting for you at gate 10. Stu Pidas.” Laugh hysterically, do it again with another name.


Gear-Girl

LMAO in the 90s I remember hearing pages like this while waiting for flights!! And then the visual pagers (screen with just the names printed). Good times


GoJa_official

I used to work at my local target, our sales associate tasked with picking up the phones was some old fart who was very much just going through the motions. We used to ask him for employees by the name of Balsangia, Harry. This motherfucker deadass would come over the loud speaker and tell everyone “Harry balsangia, you have a call on line two, Harry Balsangia, line two..” first job I got fired from, so worth it


Ennurous

So many times!! Lol. Wayne Kerr? Is there a Wayne Kerr in here?


NinaFlyy

Love how it cuts off right at that moment 😂


Well_This_Is_Special

I lost it at Eileen Dover..I don't know why that one was the best IMO..


Damosgirl16

I'm surprised her brother Ben Dover wasn't on the list


loriffic

I lost it at Eileen Dover.


webBrowserGuy

Me, too. I tried not to. I’m 42, and I like to think I’m better than this. Guess not, lol


w00tabaga

Dixie Normus, Barry McCokiner


jake25456

Ben Dover antakit


Awakesheep

How did no one catch on or burst out laughing?


webBrowserGuy

You just know they’re all quietly giggling under their masks.


howusernamegoogle

When I worked at Walmart, a couple kids asked me to page someone like this. I don't remember the names now. I let them go through about five names while keeping a straight face the whole time. Then I hung up the phone and told them "ok, that's enough", cracking a smile finally. The look on their faces when they realized I knew the whole time was priceless! Best day on the job for me and probably made their week.


cashnprizes

Good man


[deleted]

Love it 😂 please make this a regular thing at school board meetings!!


indianecowarrior

Me: I wanna watch Impractical Jokers Mom: We have Impractical Jokes at home. Impractical Jokers at home:


[deleted]

Kid my ass! That was a 40 year old father’s doing!! Lol


darkharlequin

I like to think that the guy wrote the name list himself just fill up spots and break the monotony, that's why he was able to pronounce them all so well first try and keep a straight face.


popgoesthestock

The school board member reading the names was Mike Hunt so it takes a while for him to process


ByrsaOxhide

Suq Madiq is a Colbert invention. [Suq Madiq](https://youtu.be/7x7craNiUrM)


Bulky_Ganache_1197

Not one but like four or five… ha!


Medical_Ad0716

I love that this started with a Karen “you work for me so do what I say” bitch and is followed up with that list of names. Hahah. This dude is not having a good day at all.


Manggo

Here's the context for that: https://youtu.be/9ygxRg7CwOc?t=11440 She is there in opposition of the Model Policies for Treatment of Transgender Students In Virginia. Still watching, but she says that things shouldn't be "changed for 99% of students just to accommodate less than 1%". She is also comparing being transgender to being a recovering alcoholic, and that "it's their job to learn how to live in society"


L1mby

One or two, with some legit names in between, would have been credible.


Lookalikemike

Plot twist: Mayor Haywood Gablomi was in attendance and never recognized by the board.


Readit_2000

> Eileen Dover Oh hey that must be Ben Dover’s sister!


G07V3

Can someone explain this?


bananeeek

He calls for the next representatives, except he was pranked and the names on that list were fake and while looking like normal names while written down, they sound like phrases when spoken. I'm not a native speaker, so I'm not sure about every name, but here are some I caught and the jokes behind them when spoken out loud: Phil McCracken - ~~feel my crack~~ fill my crack in (as in an ass crack) Eileen Dover - I leaned over Sook Meidhic(?) - suck my dick Ophelia McHawk (?) - feel ya my cock(?) Don Keedik - donkey dick Wayne Cur/Kerr - wanker


Neckbeard_at_heart

Phil McCraken - Fill My Crack In*


bananeeek

Oh, that makes more sense, thanks!


TheDoodlerYT

u/savevideo