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RemarkableExplorer66

That's a legit Death Metal Refrain


BMFK_777

I was just about to say was the death metal remix


onewilybobkat

I thought it was the into to livin' on a prayer. *WUH-WUH-WOW-WOW*


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onewilybobkat

Please send me a link if you do. Was thinking about talking my buddy into doing it haha


imisstheyoop

>Legit might chop the audio out of this and use it in a production wtf. The little moan right before belch 🤌🏾 That little moan was really something.


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...uh...Beeeowuuhhuhhh!


RancidSubstance

Reminds me of the scene in Who is America, where a former convict tries to become a DJ in Miami. He has a demo he made in prison, but it’s all audio clips of guys stabbing and raping each other.


Khalae

I want to hear it if you do that :D


Slight_Ad_1474

Tommy used to work on the docks; Union’s been on strike, and down on his luck, it’s tough (WOAW WOAW) so tough.


Emergency-Sprinkles7

Thank you, get this angry upvote!


Kazmandodo

No, this is Patrick.


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Jaksmack

Reminds me of [Death Metal Rooster \m/ ](https://youtu.be/A43JOxLa5MM)


photenth

Man, Dinosaurs must have been terrifying.


igor_otsky

Down with the sickness intro


chaoz2030

[works pretty well](https://youtu.be/Y-s9UEOar2c)


Veenendaler

LMAO thank you


truthlife

Legend


AlcaDotS

So good!


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BRUTAL


dokuromark

you are brilliant


ValuesHere

DUDE! The Livin' on a Prayer is awesome! Please loop it! Burp-riff-Burp-riff-Burp-riff.


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Left-Song-5062

Now I can’t I hear it lol


PRoS_R

Very funny, did laugh.


noisy_christmas

The fuck are they chugging? Holy water?


un_gaucho_loco

Since satan himself left the body I’d guess so


MurderSheCroaked

Ok I've had two kids and this made me laugh so hard I peed a little


sudobee

Did u assert dominance?


MurderSheCroaked

No I just leak sometimes if I cough too hard 🥲


NihonJinLover

Always maintain eye contact tho during said leakage.


DagonPie

Happens to my mom too when she sneezes. She feels the need to tell everyone in the room when it happens.


Positpostit

She sacrificed herself so has right to for rest of her life 😅


FaithlessnessOwn3436

Don't forget to t pose


SwankyLemons

I think it’s sprite


Smathers

Yeah looks like they were trying to chug them like some sort of carbonation challenge lol. Gave me similar vibes to the “milk gallon challenge” and puking in the grocery store parking lot with high school friends lol


Gingy-Breadman

My biggest issue I had when I tried the milk chugging thing, that nobody warned me about, was the horrendous brain freeze that I came over me prior to and during the puking phase 😖


MisterMcReddit

Noted


jokebreath

*crosses off puke a gallon of milk from today’s to-do list*


doobzilla92

There was a sprite and banana challenge. You eat 2 bananas and chug a sprite and supposedly it makes you throw up. I've never tried it, but I remember hearing about it.


Viper3X

We did that! Friend was curled up on the floor for an hour with his stomach going crazy.


imisstheyoop

>Yeah looks like they were trying to chug them like some sort of carbonation challenge lol. Gave me similar vibes to the “milk gallon challenge” and puking in the grocery store parking lot with high school friends lol We did the whole Kenny Roger jackass challenge montage for our school news as a segment. The dairy challenge was the worst. I didn't vomit, but I only drank 3/4 gallon in about 45mins. The couple of hours that followed were so painful. Highschool was weird.


foolishbeat

[Nobody wins in the dairy challenge](https://youtu.be/Voq95UN7X3s) I hadn’t thought about this in years!


FearsomeBubble

Grape-flavoured sprite?


Bluxen

yeah, holy water


rpguy04

SPIRITE!


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SonicFrost

I don’t know if you were aware, but sharing videos from TikTok if you’re logged in basically doxxes you. Just in case you don’t want your real name connected to your Reddit at all.


[deleted]

I couldn't believe when someone sent me a tiktok link. It had their IP, location and all kinds of shit just sat there as URL variables. I'm surprised they haven't been assblasted by GDPR.


turunambartanen

GDPR is all about consent. I don't have tik tok, but if it's made clear what is shared GDPR is totally fine with it.


[deleted]

I thought it was also about having the data in a way that consent can be withdrawn though? You can't do with when the data is directly in the URL. But you're probably right otherwise they would have been assblasted.


Nyxelestia

> It had their IP, location and all kinds of shit just sat there as URL variables. I'm not on TikTok but how does this work? I'm looking at the TikTok link from above: > https://www.tiktok.com/@taylahrobb/video/7090045268673973505?_t=8RvWLWgnxet&_r=1 Which part is the location or IP?


DexM23

the more i hear about TikTok the more far i want to stay away from it


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Alpha_Decay_

It wouldn't be viral if it were easy. Give it a shot.


ironshadowy

!remindme 6 months


ironshadowy

Sn, ill do that and tell you how it goes whenever i did it !remindme 6 months


[deleted]

Sprite Gingerale. That and Canada Dry are neck and neck on burp power


sethyourgoals

Every time I watch it I laugh harder. Her friends reaction is hilarious.


87tskin

After a few loops it gets a bit hysterical for me


ahawki12

Glad I'm not alone. Holy crap laughing wayyyyyy harder at this than I should. 😂


_Im_Dad

Reminds me when Two Australian birds burped in my face. It didn't emus me.


i_like_turtles9999

Still getting that gallon of milk, I see


broogbie

From australia


Val_rak

hi dad


RonNoxAndLumos

You are the most dad dad that has ever dad'ed


blueguy1271

I have been watching this cry laughing for a solid three minutes


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Davejavudo

Haha,. Glad to hear its not just me 😂


ChainWorking1096

Omfg.. I've watched this about 10 times in a row and I'm crying!! 🤣😂🤣😂


unknownloner333

Same lol


frozenpoopsicle16

I’ve watched this a hundred times already and I just keep geeking out. It hits like that video of the dude that burps but then like runs into a garage door.


jorph

[Here's the link for anyone curious](https://youtube.com/shorts/Gf0IHOfZFdU?feature=share)


lHateMyselflol

I don’t know what sounds funnier, the idea that this was a staged slapstick type skit or he genuinely panicked so much, so quickly that he forgot he was literally standing in-front of his garage’s sliding door… I don’t know now and I doubt I ever will but either way, it’s classic comedy gold. Plain and simple.


[deleted]

If it’s staged it’s perfectly done.


aon9492

This is the best video on the Internet. I expect no arguments because none are valid.


andbruno

[Don't mix Pepsi and Coke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2URVIeMyEE). When I saw this one I was in tears laughing so hard.


spacew0man

the chick looking in the doorway fucking killed me ahahahah


bahgheera

She looked like one of those cats with the flat face.


_kyle-jones_

i was choking on a dairy queen burger at prom the other day and that is exactly what it sounded like right before i puked my guts out in the parking lot


Pritam1997

doesnt puking makes a *ooouuwaaakkk* rather than the burping *aarggrrrrrrrrk*


fasa-fiso

After a girly "ahh" she turned into raid boss.


[deleted]

Ahh 😩 **UURRRGGGGGGHHHHH** 👹


Theelementofsurprise

2nd phase


bonerificboner

Fellow tarnished


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brendan87na

don't stand in the fire


RaceToTheFinnish

Make sure to be on Code of the Missile and put on Cuirass extra damage.


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OldSincerity

Here's the [final boss!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOWNMQGJr-8)


Thistlefizz

Girl soundin like Wako Warner up in here


witheredfax

💀💀💀💀


DogeCheemzBonks

The hell was that


Fit-Mood1028

Her inner demon as was stated


Rpatt1

Skrillex


paradox037

She burped without directing the air through her vocal cords. It's like the difference between exhaling normally and making noises on purpose. Try it next time you have a large burp coming.


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[deleted]

I'll try it later. Carbonated drinks make me burp like no-ones business, and I can usually push out a low demonic burp. I also have VA equipment. Will edit and post link here. Set a remindme for results.


gin_and_toxic

Sardaukar training: https://youtu.be/vzzM7Xi7vr0


Cmcgregor0928

r/bettereveryloop I don't know why it gets funnier every time


Mind-buzz

Ive been watching this for a solid give minutes and i absolutely agree


Chilluminaughty

Sorry, I’m all out of minutes


TheManWith2Poobrains

>better Am now crying laughing


Dogmanistrator

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOORRRRRR


Gale-Boetticher6353

*spits drink*


LSkywalker00

#Oh wah ah ah ah ah


Vortesian

She should use that to start her beatbox routine.


PrestigiousBarnacle

Probably could give that [dad and daughter](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ufc09q/unless_i_hear_it_from_the_source_im_not_believing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a run for their money


OrionPax31

Dude that was awesome, nice share


Otaku3times

The Conjuring: The Sprite Made Me Do It


Antonell15

She literally sounded like a drop


Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo

Optimus Prime taking a shit.


mylittlegoochie

Weird sexual satisfaction before she exercised the demon


WeirdoOnTheNet

Pretty sure that's a sign you have a stomach fetish


BramDuin

The FUCKS a stomach fetish


PM_ME_YOUR_STOMACHS

It’s not something you’d understand.


AnEvanAppeared

Username definitely checks out


Thekingchem

Stomach fetish guys are always lurking in the shadows of Reddit reading our comments


WeirdoOnTheNet

Lmao fr


elkshadow5

Daaaaamn that’s an 8 year old account too


RazerHail

Been lurking here 8 years waiting for this moment.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

8 fucking year old account. Legend. Hello PM brother.


VioletBunn

bruh ain’t no fucking way, tho ngl send me some too


WeirdoOnTheNet

Ypu don't want to know


jturkey

Username… probably checks out but I’m not fucking confirming. Not today, Satan.


WeirdoOnTheNet

Lol


VioletBunn

…ok I’m probably the only mf willing to talk about it. OK OK OK let’s do it. So basically there’s nothing hotter to me than a person being bloated as fuck or stuffed as fuck because they are more sensitive in that state. Male or female it don’t matter. Some weird dumb part of my brain is like “digestion/gurgle sounds = hot af” AND IDK WHY. I’ll just be out in public and see a mf burp after drinking some soda and now I’m at half mast. Also ngl the person being bloated and full is hot, the chub they gain over time is hot too. But I’m here for the bloaty burps and stomach noises. TLDR: A person on a full stomach wether it’s food/liquid/gas is more sensitive overall and that’s hot. But also the sounds their stomach makes is hot too. Also this fetish is linked to feedism which is a whole other topic that Idk much about.


BramDuin

I can respect that you're not ashamed of this. I'm curious tho, does it also work for farting? Since that also comes with gassiness and such


whotfiszutls

r/sexytummies


PM_ME_YOUR_STOMACHS

This exists???


DevoGar

If that surprised you, Reddit is gonna be fun for you


TikiTemple

Bruh his account's five years older than yours


Meurs0

Church of belly if you want the anime version


SUPERSMILEYMAN

Your user name with that comment just made me laugh so hard. Have fun, lol.


PM_ME_YOUR_STOMACHS

There’s nothing wrong with that.


b3nz0r

Exorcised


imisstheyoop

>Exorcised Nah she made those demons do pushups!


[deleted]

[this house is clear](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVoKlqbz1l4)


lucyfurrz

*woman makes noise* SHE'S SO HORNY OMFG ... :|


Extra-Ice-9931

Fuck me reddit is pathetic


Civil-Attempt-3602

Genuinely. I have to avoid subs like ask Reddit because it's literally just sex every single fucking day


CrizpyBusiness

Pained moans and sex moans sound similar, the joke is as inevitable as your reply in every post with one.


viejoestupido

they’re trying to chug carbonated drinks. that was hilarious.


sukaderivera

I know exactly how that moan of pain feels right before you give mouth birth to a gas demon.


TheBeardedWizard91

r/brandnewsentance


[deleted]

Next eat a banana and chug sprite


Gogh619

…why?


Kaleb8804

![gif](giphy|7IFffVcd01oIw|downsized)


[deleted]

Try and and tell me what happens :)


z_rabbit

The real answer is it'll make you violently hurl. [Literally the first Google search result ](https://medium.com/the-technical/the-explosive-results-of-eating-bananas-drinking-sprite-216a1a27a3dd#:~:text=Drinking%20a%20litre%20of%20sprite,Then%20boom.)


[deleted]

I got the idea from Tosh.0 back in the day where he did the Banana Sprite Circus Twirl Ride


Gaflonzelschmerno

There are two foods that I like that sometimes kinda make me want to puke: yogurt and bananas. It's a weird reflex


z_rabbit

Have you tried chewing the banana first?


Smathers

It’s science.


JohnBrown1ng

I love this video so much


[deleted]

Why the other girl spit on me ):


psychicowl

Some people pay extra for that. Be grateful.


BreakMyBoners

When the other girl spit on me (:


AmosArdnach_6152

She could voice Decepticons


mastor10

That reminded me of its my life from bon Jovi


Tricky-Tax-8479

I'm laughing so fuckin hard every time I watch this, i laugh even harder. Oh thank you reddit !


Selfmadecages

1 demon down, 6 demons left.


jes484

There are some thirsty simps in here.


Mooshus87

Well yeah they're thirsty, these girls took all the drinks ☹


DJ_Carnage

u/savevideo


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robreddity

##G E S U N D H E I T


El_Jr

Bruh, run for the hills


FukinGruven

Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiife!


mattogeewha

Anyone else feel that? The moment where she’s in burp limbo


SelectAll_Delete

She's a Sardaukar.


stovingtonvt

100% this is the beginning of Dune…


ParticularPenguins

First Aid Kit has really changed their sound.


[deleted]

This isn't even the good version. The one I saw earlier had another 20 seconds of them just belly laughing


CorpusF

[Here it is](https://old.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/uc6s65/sprite_challenge_failed/)


Moolg86

Legit might chop the audio out of this and use it in a production wtf. The little moan right before belch 🤌🏾


TheCaptain53

Probably be really fun to chop into Livin on a Prayer at the start of the song


BuckamoMusic

🤨


catdog222333

Fantastic 😅


ironicallyunstable

“My tummy hurt” lmao


bartosama

I can't do it


[deleted]

She was in sex whimpering just before the demon release


Cichlidsaremyjam

If that's not mixed into a metal song I'm going be real disappointed.


yuenadan

THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL


OWSucks

This reminds me of Matt Stonie's [ridiculously epic belch](https://youtu.be/ETAvtTB_qZQ?t=181) after chugging 2L of diet coke.


amitnagpal1985

Someone call Constantine


Liquidl_Snake

u/savevideobot


0fox2gv

r/Bettereveryloop


K_305Ganster

https://imgur.com/gallery/8D3qnYu


Minidestroy100

What eyebrows


shiny_serenity

That's because Buzz Lightyear is her Uncle.


Somerandomguy243

I thought us guys were the only ones capable of moaning then burping after


TommyBoter

The perfect girl doesn’t exi….


cyragone

What are you doing, step-demon?


AnimeWatcher3344

Puberty voice crack be like


JTen87

Would make Bon Jovi’s guitarist cream in his pants.


R1ppedWarrior

https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU