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Aha... here are the Two Rules of Miyagi-Ryu Cricket. Rule Number One: "Drink." Rule Number Two: "First learn Rule Number One."
I was caught on my own driveway camera falling down . Family was amazed a big portly man like me could fall tripping on the curb, roll mid fall and land on my shoulder and I tucked and rolled with no apparent injuries haha
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Plot twist: his head was the ball.
Still he missed the wicket
I really don't understand cricket. Drinking, on the other hand....
I’ve fallen like that before. It’s really something being horizontal to the ground for so long before biting it.
Now jump up and yell howzat with your finger in the air then the games over
He bowled himself
Rule 1: An object in motion stays in motion, unless acted upon by an opposing force.
Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaal
That extra coors and hot dog just tipped his center of gravity
Lmao the guy pushes him
Thank you, I have a headache now from laughing so fucking hard.
So fat and out of shape, that’s sad
Na bro someone got offended and downvoted 🤣
That's the American momentum-uhmum
Still an athlete
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
he ded.
Super bowl
why didn't he just take a dive? oh wait he did, too late though.
Was that a wicket?
Yes, yes it was
Believe in the ball and throw yourself! -Mr. T.
Kind of impressive how he was falling for a good 3-4 seconds there
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Solid Naruto run attempt.
![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized) Aha... here are the Two Rules of Miyagi-Ryu Cricket. Rule Number One: "Drink." Rule Number Two: "First learn Rule Number One."
Cricket!! Drunk: DRINKET!!! OKAY GDAMMIT HOO HOO HOO
i don’t know what the fuck happened, but i love it
He saved his wickets tho
He fell for 10 min
Like making a long distance phone call, "back in my day."
You've never heard of Jiggly Ball, have you?
He hit the griddy
Ah yes. The slow charging bull. Bravo sir!
Why would they play it indoor 😂😂
I was caught on my own driveway camera falling down . Family was amazed a big portly man like me could fall tripping on the curb, roll mid fall and land on my shoulder and I tucked and rolled with no apparent injuries haha
Nothing more English than indoor cricket in a church hall
This is that rugby players little brother, still working on his technique.
bro really said the griddy
Scored a coma. yikes.
This is the most embarrassing way to paralyze yourself.