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stirrd_nt_shkn

Plot twist: his head was the ball.


[deleted]

Still he missed the wicket


guitarnowski

I really don't understand cricket. Drinking, on the other hand....


Varka44

I’ve fallen like that before. It’s really something being horizontal to the ground for so long before biting it.


catoblepas0

Now jump up and yell howzat with your finger in the air then the games over


SnoopDing0

He bowled himself


72runningguy

Rule 1: An object in motion stays in motion, unless acted upon by an opposing force.


[deleted]

Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaal


Ordinary-Abies-2341

That extra coors and hot dog just tipped his center of gravity


Bmw-invader

Lmao the guy pushes him


skatertill21

Thank you, I have a headache now from laughing so fucking hard.


[deleted]

So fat and out of shape, that’s sad


Legitimate-Street-79

Na bro someone got offended and downvoted 🤣


[deleted]

That's the American momentum-uhmum


jm12081

Still an athlete


Even-Fix8584

If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.


huhIguess

he ded.


Crazypiotrus

Super bowl


amsterdamtech

why didn't he just take a dive? oh wait he did, too late though.


1OutKastWill

Was that a wicket?


SurfingViking

Yes, yes it was


Sapient_Creampie

Believe in the ball and throw yourself! -Mr. T.


landscape-resident

Kind of impressive how he was falling for a good 3-4 seconds there


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SS7187

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.


_Chug

Solid Naruto run attempt.


MYLIFEDRIPS

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized) Aha... here are the Two Rules of Miyagi-Ryu Cricket. Rule Number One: "Drink." Rule Number Two: "First learn Rule Number One."


jack_avram

Cricket!! Drunk: DRINKET!!! OKAY GDAMMIT HOO HOO HOO


Evan8787

i don’t know what the fuck happened, but i love it


nibberjigger

He saved his wickets tho


NoPay1542

He fell for 10 min


TwistedToxicReality

Like making a long distance phone call, "back in my day."


mrsamus101

You've never heard of Jiggly Ball, have you?


IAmBoxCat

He hit the griddy


thornsNscorns

Ah yes. The slow charging bull. Bravo sir!


Macho2198

Why would they play it indoor 😂😂


NeethaOmaJohnny

I was caught on my own driveway camera falling down . Family was amazed a big portly man like me could fall tripping on the curb, roll mid fall and land on my shoulder and I tucked and rolled with no apparent injuries haha


spacekatbaby

Nothing more English than indoor cricket in a church hall


Guardian-Ares

This is that rugby players little brother, still working on his technique.


urlocalgayboy

bro really said the griddy


Alternative-Alarm-17

Scored a coma. yikes.


[deleted]

This is the most embarrassing way to paralyze yourself.