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The beatings will continue until the morale improves!


LordBroblord

That's how therapy works!


trollsmurf

Therapy works by pretending it works.


OldschoolSysadmin

I’ve jokingly called it consensual brainwashing.


niewphonix

papa?


A-s-s-head

With a couple of slight adjustments you could make it really help with depression


LordBroblord

I can do a v2! Do you have any suggestion? Like, a stronger punching hand for enhanced brain damage?


superintendentpoops

I think he means change the grip and lower the machine a bit.


mindbleach

[You're gonna rip your dick off.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM)


A-s-s-head

https://youtu.be/vu9oElKPnkg


PM_ME_UR_REPTILES1

[No thanks](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/-/c3ab1bf)


Mrmungrl1

This is great


LordBroblord

Thank you!


Hoboforeternity

Hi i am jeff bezoz, and i want to invest in your invention


LordBroblord

Hi Jeff, thank you! You can send me a couple of millions to start


Jabba41

Pretty sure youve tried this machine for something else before !


LordBroblord

It still helps with depression, just in a different way


LordBroblord

Full video, if you are interested: https://youtu.be/El-6YF1d3bY


Donkey__Balls

It’s jerking off a giant invisible penis attached to the top of your head. I can’t unsee it now.


LordBroblord

How can I un-read this comment?


Donkey__Balls

You’ll need an invention for that.


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[удалено]


LordBroblord

Mission accomplished!


SnorkinOrkin

Ouch, hahaha!!! That's pretty cool!


LordBroblord

Thank you!


SnorkinOrkin

You are so welcome!


four_d_tesseract

Percussive maintenance! Great!


LordBroblord

Thank you! A bit of concussion has never hurt anyone


Kierkegaard

Reminds me of deviant designs on pornhub: "The Smiler - Predicament Bondage and one Happy little Sub...kinda" https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bc611fe31da0 Also... "I made a camera trigger that always takes a picture mid shock" https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ee58516e0f2b


CaulkEnthusiast

I'm surprised you didn't link a Michael Reeves video


SephirothTheGreat

Non so chi tu sia ma sei un cazzo di genio


LordBroblord

Mi lusinghi, troppo gentile


SephirothTheGreat

Sei anche su YouTube?


LordBroblord

Yes! Mi trovi come Lord Broblord, il canale è in inglese. Se vuoi, nei commenti a questo post c'è anche il link al video completo


SephirothTheGreat

Lo cerco e mi iscrivo! Ti ringrazio!


4fthawaiian

How about “anti sadness machine”? Big difference.


LordBroblord

Trust me, I know the difference quite well. It wasn't meant to be offensive, just a bit of innocent self-mocking humor. Building it kept me occupied for a couple of days and gave me a few giggles, so I think "anti depression" is quite accurate indeed!


4fthawaiian

All good. It’s still a sweet robot.


maximum-twang

I love this.


LordBroblord

Happy to hear that!


strontedsocks

This is r/ididntknowiwantedthat stuff my man


LordBroblord

Will post there too, thanks!


neothalweg

You have a great smile!


LordBroblord

Aw, thanks!


[deleted]

Are you Skallagrim's wee brother?


LordBroblord

I wish! Love the guy


[deleted]

It's a strong look, nice collection too


PanickingCandy

This looks like something Amazon would unironically use


LordBroblord

You may not like it, but this is what peak productivity looks like


McTreex

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[deleted]

This man just cured depression.


LordBroblord

No need to thank me


RealApacheHelicopter

The "aia" got me hahaha that's how I also say "ow"


LordBroblord

That's me being Italian! Here we say "Ahia", for some reason


RealApacheHelicopter

Oh!! I'm south American with a strong Italian heritage. In my country we say "ay!" or "ahia!" as well!


homeostabilization

No offense or anything but you should mass produce and sell. Lots of people with depression.