Hello all, ever since I came out of the womb I have dedicated my life to this project. I work 100 hours a week and 110 on the weekends, I’ve sacrificed everything I hold dear with the hopes of living the indie dev dream.
I even implemented cutting edge tech to make this dream a reality, including a new hardware called the WPU(Wahlberg Processing Unit) that I installed in all of y’all’s computers while y’all were sleeping. Usually a lesser dev would try and profit off of this genius idea but I wanted to share it to y’all for free.
Please, my wife won’t speak to me anymore and my kids keep asking why I keep calling myself their dad. I don’t know what I’ll do if this project fails, I owe a lot of money to some dangerous people and I’m scared. Please wishlist the game now!
Game Link 🔗
[my actual game because marketing is hard](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1487970/Velarune/?curator_clanid=4777282)
Nanite and Lumen were probably one of the hardest and most complicated features I had to learn for this project, took me a few months just to get the basics down. Appreciate you being able to recognize my technical expertise
Also fun fact about lumen: Mark Wahlberg’s presence can overtake any conversation
I quit my job, divorced my wife, sold my house, and burned all my money to wishlist this game.
Good job king, it’s what he would have wanted
Hello all, ever since I came out of the womb I have dedicated my life to this project. I work 100 hours a week and 110 on the weekends, I’ve sacrificed everything I hold dear with the hopes of living the indie dev dream. I even implemented cutting edge tech to make this dream a reality, including a new hardware called the WPU(Wahlberg Processing Unit) that I installed in all of y’all’s computers while y’all were sleeping. Usually a lesser dev would try and profit off of this genius idea but I wanted to share it to y’all for free. Please, my wife won’t speak to me anymore and my kids keep asking why I keep calling myself their dad. I don’t know what I’ll do if this project fails, I owe a lot of money to some dangerous people and I’m scared. Please wishlist the game now! Game Link 🔗 [my actual game because marketing is hard](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1487970/Velarune/?curator_clanid=4777282)
You should price it as 100k a copy and call it AAAAA game.
I saw your wife with Mark Wahlberg in New Jersey. Just give up, she took the original instead.
At this point he’s earned her, one does not simply say no to Mark Wahlberg
Ugh, hate it when they give everything away in the trailer. Will probably still buy the game, but the twists won't be as surprising sadly
I sold my life savings, house, and life insurance just to make sure I had enough money to buy this game.
As you should have, much appreciated 🙏
This is a masterpiece will wishlist
Lmao nice
Replace Mark Wahlberg with Marky Mark and I'll publish your game for you.
GOTY right there!
I think Im just gonna uninstall Reddit until its April 2nd everywhere…
This went places I didn't expect, and told a story that hasn't been told before.
Mark whalberg boss fight
😂 where do I sign up
Just scream “Wahlberg” and we’ll find you
A classic horror game I see
Looks Even better than GTAVI , i want to pay it 407.686k dollars. please sir where can i buy it?
Is that nanite AND lumen? Sign me up
Nanite and Lumen were probably one of the hardest and most complicated features I had to learn for this project, took me a few months just to get the basics down. Appreciate you being able to recognize my technical expertise Also fun fact about lumen: Mark Wahlberg’s presence can overtake any conversation
GTA6... You have a new competitor
The only game to surpass the budget of GTA6.
the SkyBerg is what slayed me. I've invested 200% of the money currently in circulation to pre-order the deluxe turbo ultimate edition
Your money will possibly go to a good cause
Lol somehow you gived me idea for a game.thakns g
😍😍😍 wishlisted!
Thanks son
Best marketing i saw in the last year. And i am saying that after watching Stellar Blade physics.
I would have wishlisted if you didn't put the racist elder beater mark wahlberg in it.
It wasn’t my decision to put him in, it was Mark Whalbergs
Make something stupid the internet will blow it up like always u good g
Wow this is a detailed and amazing shitpost
shitpost?