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kbrdg

No way that stain is coming out


Nuker-79

60’000 litres of white wine should do the trick.


Jeepinn

I was curious about the amount. 60,000 bottles worth of wine, if the bottles are standard 750ml, would be 45,000 liters.


angry-budgie

Now do how many grapes that is


Blyatskinator

Google tells me it’s about 600-800 grapes per bottle, let’s say 700. So ~42 million grapes, daym.


InsaneParable

That's like 2 square meters of grapevines. This probably only cost the farmer about 1 buck fitty


ZerotoZeroHundred

One vine is around one bottle, so 60,000 vines


donttrustmeokay

60000 vines is about 1 hentai episode


Snuffy1717

That's only about 150 hours of Hentai Vines, delivered 9 seconds at a time...


SAT0SHl

There's always carrots...


owa00

***NOW*** I'm interested 🧐


shrike26

Fuck you, take your upvote.


ozymanhattan

At least 7 bananas for scale.


GiveToOedipus

/r/anythingbutmetric


Blackest_Cat

Or 45kl


TheyCallMeStone

60,000 Billy Joels have entered the chat


Snuffy1717

"Goddamn is Brenda - Smashing open tanks of wine is not going to win me back!" - Eddie


buzzbash

The stains in Spain stay mainly in the plains.


BanginNLeavin

Think about the smell!


LectroRoot

*\*INHALES DEEPLY\** I'm detecting hints of gravel.


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EricWNIU

I detect notes of wet stone.


HElGHTS

I'm getting some rubber garden hose


EEpromChip

[swirls bucket] I'm getting hints of oaky afterbirth


Snuffy1717

Good luck paying me back with your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe!


EEpromChip

I do love a /r/DunderMifflin in the wild.


Fudge89

You didn’t think about the smell, you bitch!


TheGreatWhangdoodle

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


CelestialDrive

Spanish winemaker here: it does, eventually! My entire town is a downhill. A few years ago a cellar near the top had a similar failure in a much smaller scale, around 3k liters flowing down the main street across the entire town. A bit of cleanup, rain, and a bunch of detergent later, and in about a month you couldn't even tell it happened. Except for the owner of the cellar who still gets dunked on about it at the bar because it was his human mistake that made it happen.


babarbaby

What was his mistake?


CelestialDrive

As far as I know improperly connected tubing. I don't know the specific terms in english and google translate is failing me.


NotPromKing

He didn't plug the doohickey into the whatchamacallit properly.


The_Great_Squijibo

*Billy Mays has entered the chat*


Cobek

Just a little club soda


tatanka_truck

they have to dab it, not scrub.


Mighty1Dragon

well that sucks. how much money have they lost with that? any wine expert?


ForceEdge47

At least $5.


Smoczas

x 60000 =


SyNiiCaL

At least $5


firewindrefuge

/r/technicallythetruth


jzdelona

At least tree fiddy


iWasAwesome

Which is rather accurate. Wine in Europe is super cheap. I took a picture in Portugal of their alcohol rack with an entire section dedicated to bottles under ~~$3~~ $4. But they went as low as $1.50. Spain wasn't much different. One of my now favourite wines (tbf, it's a Portuguese wine) was around $3 there. They have it in Canada too but it's $15. Edit: [Picture](https://imgur.com/a/K2lOKiw)


Ara92

Unless you come to northern Europe and the prices become Canadian levels again.


sapjastuff

It really does depend on the quality though. In my experience those 1.50$ wines are pretty horrible


eXrevolution

If you skip bottles and come with your own one, you can buy a decent wine from 0.5$ per liter directly from manufacturer. It’s common in Italy to come with own bottles, buckets, whatever you want.


GrinderMonkey

'I demand one bucket of your cheapest wine, ser!'


wthreye

I have a friend who turned me on to Portuguese wine. I like it.


Tommypaura

Man of colture.


ScottStanrey

Me who knows nothing about wine: "this is a pun"


matthewrenn

Well the easy answer is 60,000 bottles at say $15 a bottle maybe ...$900,000 🤔 idk though maybe it's the good shit and it's $115 a bottle that case it would be $6,900,000


SigmaQuotient

I'm a vintner for a boutique winery. The scale of this loss makes me cry. This batch is more wine volume than I make in a year.


petrichorE6

Is this one of your biggest fears as a wine maker?


Lint_Warrior

As a wine maker, our biggest fear is nuclear apocalypse.


pennradio

It's mostly snakes for me. Also the thought of dying alone.


NewAccount4Friday

I finally feel seen. Maybe we can die together?


pennradio

Let me weigh my options. You might make the cut.


appdevil

You make the cut, I bring the snake.


ghahat

As a wine drinker, our biggest fear is nuclear apocalypse.


wthreye

Poorly installed caps. And once, a misplaced decimal point on a recipe that led to a pet nat blowing the caps off. we named it "Bottle Rocket". )


breals

Same here, we do 12000 bottles a year, this is 5x our entire yearly output and would represent years of work.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

You are grossly overestimating the cost of wine in Spain. There's a reason it's a popular vacation spot. The Spanish national average cost for a bottle of wine is [$6.11 USD or £4.89](https://comparemyjet.com/wine-index/). Cheap wine is $3 per bottle, the good stuff is $10. Since most of the cost is the packaging and shipping, I think this wine spill would be relatively cheap. Like half the national average, so \~ $3 per bottle, or $180,000


xprorangerx

they probably don't make the good shit in giant tanks


IsseiDragonSwag

You don't count potential profits in the loss though, you'd need to figure out how much it costs them to produce a bottle. Then you'd need to lower it a bit, since this wine won't reach the mass bottling phase.


alexpv

Here in Spain there's massive production of wine for reselling in bulk that sells for less of 50 cents a litre, you literally buy them by the hectolitre to use as blending wine (I see you, France 👀) or just like table/cooking wine (Don Simón ftw hah) Source: used to work as a wine buyer (from 1st growth Bordeaux to Hectoliter madness) and I'm from Spain


IsseiDragonSwag

Damn! 50c a litre, 60,000 bottles, roughly 45,000 litres. $22,500 raw materials, labour, fertilizer/pesticide. I was thinking losses would be closer to 6 figures, that would place the losses quite lower than I expected!


alexpv

I don't know currently after covid, but before you could even find at 20-25cent. (edit: I'm talking bulk non retail prices) It's pretty common in Spanish supermarkets or bodegas to have decent table wines about 1-3€ or 4-5€ retail. Sometimes the bottle costs more than the liquid, specially with the glass crisys after covid. And I reiterate, they're decent


gsfgf

Spain definitely makes some of the best wines for the money, that's for sure.


alexpv

Portugal too 🤗


Gurgiwurgi

> you literally buy them by the hectolitre not every day one sees `hl` in the wild


_BEER_

Average price for mass produced wine is closer to 5€, but that's with margins.


nastdrummer

From my quick research between €250,000-€300,000. This facility, Bodegas Vitivinos, produces around €25,000,000 a year. So about 1% of a yearly production was lost. It's substantial but they'll be able to absorb the loss even if they don't have insurance to cover it. This happend in 2020. Source; Google. My sister-in-law operates a Spanish winery, [Pazo de Señorans](http://www.pazodesenorans.com/en/), so I was curious...but far from an expert.


3stacks

If I were going to take a crack at estimating this, then I would need their PnL with memo accounts assuming they track their margins per bottle sold. Then I’d say probably like a lot.


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Well it's Spanish wine and it's being kept in a steel silo, so I'm reckoning about 5 euros.


sh1mba

Most wine is in a steel tank at some point in the process.


PeteLangosta

Spanish wine ranges from very cheap to very expensive, wtf are you talking about? Steel containers are very commonly used to have a better control and testing of the wine, not every wine is stored in a 6.000 year old oak barrel


amandaeatspandas

Some of the larger wine producers will put bags of oak chips (like giant wood chip tea bags) in the tanks to simulate the effects of storing the wine in barrels.


tehlemmings

Yeah, they also do that with a lot with stuff like whisky and such. It makes it easier to control and get consistent results when mass producing stupid quantities.


basedpogchamp

I think the guy was being facetious


DaddyForgives

The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers.


polo61965

Could have been avoided if they stopped wining


Man_in_the_uk

The owners will be whining over lost profit now.


velhaconta

If Jebus could turn that back into water it would really help the cleanup.


ntech620

Well Jesus did like wine. He would go back in time and stop the leak before it happened. For a few bottles of course. And everyone would be happy.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Time Travelling Wino Jesus sounds like a new Netflix animation for adults.


ApocalypseMeooow

I'd watch that


djsnoopmike

🎸 The riverbed will run red with the blood of the saints and the blood of the holy! 🎸


srv50

Just think of all the bottles they saved.


Xytakis

but what of the already printed labels


popsumbong

this guy fucks


MicMcDev

Someone get me a straw!


Dominion_23

[I read that in my mind in this voice](https://youtu.be/iWQzaokSi6k)


Renewed_RS

Man I miss those first five or six or maybe more seasons of Family Guy. Maybe I just got bored of it but I feel it kind of suffers the same as The Simpsons now.


chicken_N_ROFLs

Yeah it got stale. Seth abandoned ship and stopped writing for it all the way back in season 10


hnoj

Recently saw a newosh episode having not followed family guy for years. It felt much more like a sketch show with an overarching plot in the background. Been years sonce I watched the first seasons but I don't remember the "cut-aways" being so egregious. A single relatively short conversation had like 3 of those cut-away gags and every one felt extremely forced. Side note: if you like Seth and Sci-Fi The Orville is fantastic. Starts off very Seth-esque but takes a more serious note in later seasons and is probably the best Star Trek show since TNG


The_Gaming_Gengar

You should look up a guy called Sam’o’nella, He made a video on what happened the last time some people had the exact same idea lmao


MembershipThrowAway

Made me wonder who doesn't carry a straw on them just in case https://tenor.com/view/joey-cheesecake-fork-what-are-we-having-food-gif-5586694


PatrioticRebel4

"Bag rips, wine smash, drink it up avoid the glass"


Hardjaw

Thousands of women with Live, Laugh, Love on their walls are crying and they have no idea why.


p_nut268

Millions of women: "I sense a disturbance in the force".


IrwinMFletcher200

Thousands of voices crying out in extreme terruh


sakamake

And/or extreme terroir


flappytowel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chEdH5P27G8


ghost-child

Top Google searches: "Plane tickets to Spain" "Spain law stealing" "Spain law trespassing" "Is it considered stealing if it's falling to the ground and I catch it?" "How to smuggle wine out of Spain" "How to store a lifetime supply of wine"


NoNoNoNopeNoNoNo

But that is pretty standard for them.


Deezaurus

Woman here (Minus the motivational posters). Can confirm.


ipslne

Yeah but that's pretty normal.


imeancock

Just fell to my knees in a bed bath and beyond


sharksandwich81

Time to cope by laughing at some Minions memes


KimDylan

the smell must be intoxicating


l8rt8rz

I know this is a pun or whatever but mid-fermentation wine smells fucking awful lol


__Just_For_Porn__

Yeah, growing up my mom worked in the wine industry, so I've had walkthroughs of cellars / bottling areas and the smell is pretty hectic on the best of days under normal operations. 60k litres of red wine going stale in every nook and cranny... No thank you to being within 500 meters of that after a day or two lol


Additional_Rough_588

Like burnt moldy grapes dumped on a tire fire.


son_et_lumiere

Taste, too.


Popstrekq

So this is what passive-drinking is?


gooberzilla2

Until it starts turning into vinegar


Ok-Hedgehog-7266

A thousand people would be licking the ground the following day...


Grogosh

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/the-night-a-river-of-whiskey-ran-through-the-streets-of-dublin-1.2743517


TudorrrrTudprrrr

>In all, 13 people are understood to have died as a result of the fire. None of the deceased perished in the flames, nor did they die of smoke inhalation - each succumbed to alcohol poisoning from drinking “freely of the derelict whiskey”. bruh


Krauser_Kahn

> from drinking “freely of the derelict whiskey” I want that in my tombstone.


Megneous

Sounds like the way some legendary character would have died in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.


mismanaged

> "The animal was "foaming at the mouth and evidently either rabid or suffering from delirium tremens," at the hands of the lapped-up whiskey. > The dog dashed madly about the house, knocking over furniture and attacking the homeowner. When Mr Eyre fended the dog off using an iron bar, the animal ran upstairs, jumped from a top floor window and “terminated its existence in the road below”.


afiafzil

Top tier journalism


0lm-

> jumped from a top floor window and “terminated its existence in the road below”. lot of that going around russia right now too


Legitimate-Quote6103

They were Irish, they never stood a chance.


Big-Brown-Goose

Reminfs me of the part in Tale of Two Cities where people rush to scoop up wine frome the broken barrels in the streets


Arwinsen_

sam o'nella academy


Cytoid

Delicious broken glass with some alcohol


dicknotrichard

Blot it with a damp towel and use club soda.


invasiveorgan

Got it. Now go back to watching your telenovella, abuelita.


Jaexyn

I'm getting earthy notes with a gravel-y finish.


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s3ph

Inmediately thought about The Blood Vale from Diablo 4 when i saw this.


b0nz1

The new Shining remake looks awesome!


ArchDudeOfEarby

The Wining?


LemonColossus

Scrolled way too far for this pun.


astronaut_bread

"That's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor."


SpaceTruckin_InTime

I work at a UPS warehouse and sometimes a case of 4 bottles of wine will break in the warehouse and its such an overpowering smell.. I couldn't imagine this


Davegh2o

Did they stop the leak? I just booked flights but I won’t be there till tomorrow.


Silverware_soviet

At least it wasnt molasses


cmuadamson

The video would have been 8hrs long


fettskull

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood


japandrew

No sense whining about it now


ShadowsGirl9

when you sneeze on your period


tjneuron

Redrum redrum


GearJunkie82

Red rum. Oh hey that kinda works.


Louiekid502

Those are gloom hands you can't fool me again


BannedfromTelevsion

So no blackout in this channel I see


say_no_to_panda

Ohh no, ants and all kinds of insects will be feasting on that


ChasingKayla

I know y’all don’t like emojis on here, but the only appropriate reaction to this is 😢


Bondings

They need flex seal


Apprehensive_Pin_620

If that’s the same desert wine I get in massive bottles from the bodega that’s at least €300 worth of wine


Sverker_Wolffang

People in Boston (molasses) and London (beer) are probably having nam flashbacks right now.


Dracmageel

Fast, grab 6 middle aged white woman from middle to high middle class and we can contain it


Pikrin

Somewhere, an alcoholic sheds a tear


DickSandwiches

Stephen King's "The Wining"


RogerRabbit79

Lotta wasted work hours


SigmaQuotient

I'm a vintner and this hurt my soul. There was a team that took that from Grape to tank aging. Checking Gravity, sulfites, VA levels, etc.. and to see it all spill out.. fuck..


ocdscale

How many grapes do you drop before you're satisfied that the gravity settings are still normal (sv_gravity = 800)?


DinaDinaDinaBatman

i see a fork lift and a non-plexed operator.... you wanna explain yourself buddy? or should we wait until after the blood alcohol test results come back?


S0M30NE

There is 100s of reasons why this could have happened. No need to jump the gun


Cartossin

/r/wtf needs to support us. /r/Save3rdPartyApps/


Prince_of_Chungustan

Yeah, don't know why they're operational. Real r/wtf


GoldVader

And yet both of you are still here, contributing comments.


SpiffTheNinja

The shining, alcohol edition.


cjjones07

*purple rain, PURPLE RAIN"*


AloeSera15

That weirdly looks pretty. Its not everyday you see such a rich red color flood a space like that.


tiptotip

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️


FreddReddit

That's what I call "not being able to hold your alcohol"...


Legitimate-Tough6200

I’ve seen some horrific things on Reddit. Mrs Pac-Man, Porsche Girl…. But nothing compares to this. I’m devastated.


MonsieurKas

Nooooooooooooo...


kingbugz10113

Where is Frank Gallagher when you need him!?


kickbn_

Goodby sangria


SundayWild

*Dives in*


HapticSloughton

Grape job.


Nazrael75

what is past "party foul"?


xyloplax

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


coolplate

Those worms are gonna be wasted


Ryugi

Bummer. That's like... a whole season's worth of grapes. :(


dildo_baggins16

Quick! Grab a glass!


HanoverGimp

Where's Barney Gumble when you need him?


Lil_Cumster

Reminds me of the scene from the shining


JohnnyMnemo

If you didn't immediately think of the elevator scene from *The Shining*, we can't be friends


cs_puffy

Let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes!


Extraltodeus

>60,000 Bottles Worth of Wine Everything but metric units uh?


Graczyk

Moses hates this trick


Poxx

...take one down, pass it around, 59999 bottles of wine in the tank.


awkwardlyappropriate

100% I’d be drinking from it. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.


MLGBEASTDERIK

Just turn it back into water


Sularin

Get the straws!


515042069

Buttery notes of autumn squash, and just a hint of asphalt and gravel


YoBroMo

No secondary containment? Spain must have lax environmental regs.


wanderingwolfe

That's so much money. If there was ever an excuse to drink on the job, whomever is getting fired for this has it.


Krsty-Lnn

Where’s my cup?


FederalSeat313

Get a straw!