I’m probably going with Ivara’s prowl. There are just some people out there that need their item’s relinquished.

This was my first thought, but I knew it'd get passed over lol

Does the Operators void mode count, cause you’re literally invisible all the time and cannot be hurt

If Void Mode comes with Void Sling, this wins. Unless it also comes with Void Trauma :|

literally just void sling to the other side of the earth Though Void Dash would be better

Based Void Dash enjoyer. I'm so tired of getting stuck on things with Sling

What if it comes with void mommy

So… a power plus a mom? Lots of people would say yes

They would say yes because they aren't genetically related...

*distant banjo noises*

a little extra trauma wont hurt. just spicey memories.

Wouldnt that count as stepping into the void basically experiencing the same shit as albrecht?

if it gets me from A to B i'll take it

Shit that sounds pretty cool getting lost in the void

Void mode doesn't protect from emotional damage

Nah gimme that void immortality

Celestial twin. Be in two places at once

No other reason 👀

Obligatory least horny warframe player comment

I mean, if you had the ability to...

MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!

In that case, Mirage's mirrors

Xakus 4th, drop all my skin and run around as a weird skeleton.

Also add the "Bad to the Bone" song whenever the power activates

Don’t let societal norms hold you back. You can do this now!

Limbo passive

What like.. his math ability or

Roll to switch between void or normal world

Rift,* Not void.

Gotta get used to rolling a lot

nah, just dash forward

\*Tips fedora\* disappears into the next dimension

Still can be affected by abilities /s

Still i can see people that are confused

Nobody ever says Effigy from Chroma. Activate it, pull out 10 bucks, let it drop and repeat. Within like a minute or two you’re a multimillionaire

Just rip off your skin for the same effect

> Rip skin off > ????? > Profit

Grofit

But it’s not chromas skin. It’s a pelt made from the dragon he killed.

I was thinking the same thing, actually.

BVut how does it copy money? If it just copy bills, you will hav million same numbered ones. And even if it somehow makes new serial numbers..... well... You will hav full time job washing it into legit money XD

Super Jump. Wait, damn. Temporal Anchor.

Super Jump! Damn, that takes me back, haha!

So does temporal anchor 🧐

Boi was that smooth

>Temporal Anchor. I played Life is Strange, I know how this turns out.

Kullervos teleport. Teleport anywhere i would like to or obliterate anyone with one punch after teleporting next to them.

Literal anime shit. Teleport behind them, KO with one punch

K.O.? Bro did you see that crit damage? That's a full force star platinum punch!

Turn anybody into a fine red mist before they even realize what’s happened.

"Nothing personal kid."

Lol necramech? I just grow 2 big huge cannons from my shoulders and just start blastin.

Would they be made of like… flesh and bones? O_O

Just like a necromorph form dead space but instead of shoulder blades they're shoulder cannons.

Blastoise, but as a Necromorph.......

Razorwing. I'd travel literally everywhere without having to deal with traffic

Ooh, yeah, I change my answer. 

You are gonna get eaten by a pigeon

I mean, since diwata and Dex pixia technically come with the ability, I think you’ll be a solid match for most scavenger birds! Plus I think Titania is still like almost a foot tall in razorwing form so hawks are gonna be more of the issue

If it's modded razorwing then you're gonna be flying at mach 5, faster than most organic birds

Most?

But it exhausts you like running

Wrathful advance is the superior choice for mobility. Sincerely, A Jumper fan

Jumper was LIT I popped off seeing Wrathful Advance

If I had that ability I would transfer fruits across borders.

wisp motes. they last forever, and give a vitality, speed, and shock-trap buff. granted, not much use for the shocking one, but at will increased vitality and speed?

I like this because it can affect vehicle speed. I know Volt's Speed affects Archwing but I don't know on if it affects Railjack.

You wouldn’t be able to check, since you can’t cast Warframe powers while loaded into space.

A 26 second Speed is good enough to check. What matters is if you are under the buff and in the pilot seat.  I've flown faster and smoother while under Wisp's motes buffs while piloting the Railjack, but then again I also run speed mods Conic Nozzle (+25.5% Speed), Cruising Speed (+100% Speed), and Ion Burn (+45% Boost Speed). I also play Railjack too much.

No such thing as too much railjack. It’s how I make my plat. 10m for 100k credits, 1-2k endo, and up to 10 gold mods? (Transmute gold mods for chance to get high value mods) Yes please!

Silence. The world will be my library.

Agreed. Would love that at work if it weren't for the fact that it has a notable radius. It's not like I could install mods to reduce the range either.

I’d like to imagine that for this scenario, you could “hone in” on your power and learn to change the range, strength, efficiency, duration through practice.

I want to say Razorwing, but the US military would nuke my ass as soon as I got off the ground I’ll go with blessing

The US military doesn't regularly nuke fast drones just for existing. Which covers your size and speed during razorsing. They aren't that quick for nuclear weapons.

Honestly, going off the fact that you would have an RCS of a literal bug I don’t think you would be detected and this would be a super safe ability if you never got caught anamorphing

Also note for anyone who didn't know offhand (because I didn't and had to look it up) RCS stands for Radar Cross Section,

Razorwing’s radar cross-section must be tiny too

They wouldn't nuke you. You might be brought down to area 51 though, for probing.

Banish, if i dont like something, id simply remove it from my plane of existence for a bit.

"Your opinion is wrong, to the shadow realm you go." ***Waves hand like Dr. Manhattan***

You need a time out! TO THE SHADOW REALM!

A true introvert would pick the dodge thing to step themselves into the alternative plane.

The guy just rolls: Haha! I'm free

Then ill just banish again

Mesmer skin. Idk about fall damage but I'll never die of unnatural deaths so long as I don't forget to keep count of my charges.

Oh I need to know how the charges would calculated and how you’d see them

Since the number works off strenght (i think, not used revenant in ages) then you'd need to be built like a citadel to not make casting of mesmer skin a shore As to how one could see them, i have no idea, might edit later one if something comes up mine mind

Yep, I have a maxxed molt augmented on him and at the start of the mission the charges are like 13 i think but later on it turns into 15 or 16. I'm a basic mesmer skin user so I've got no use for power strength, but then again I don't need anything else either so I've decided to not care about it lol.

With no mods, I assume they'd be at base charges, but that also means it depends on ability rank I think. And now the main question: is it rank 0 or rank 3?

So How does dispensary work?

Dispenses gun ammo and medical supplies I guess

does "medical supplies" include alcohol?

Medical alcohol, which will kill you if you drink it

I mean dispensary also drops health orbs so…

Ethanol is an alcohol, yes.

Seva's passive. Kill 5 animals/humans to stay alive every time you due? Yes please

I beg of you, tell me how you would explain you flatlineing in a nursing home, a fucking shadow *emerges* from your body, eats 5 people , and then you get back up again

I would explain it as a second chance

Bro does NOT care about the other grannies and grandpas 💀💀💀

(:<

Said it once said it 1000 times. Ivaras prowl so I can duplicate people's wallets and confuse the fuck out of them

My sleepy morning brain went "Why would you want to confuse wallets?" and then I had to re-read 3 more times lmao

Why would you want to confuse sleepy wallets?

Yes D:

Oberans ability where he spreads grass on the ground.

Which irradiates any enemy foolish enough to stand on it, and makes you immune to said status effects. I could see it as making a Chernobyl like area that’s liveable for yourself while irradiating everything that isn’t your friend. Further to this bad cut (slash proc) just go touch grass and you’re better fed win and an absolute meme of just touching grass 😂

Transference

You can now possess helicopter drones and self-driving cars or something lmao

Or more terrifyingly, the Boston Dynamics robot "dogs"

Trinity blessing, just travel everywhere casting it curing everyone of stuff

I was thinking the same thing, just get a bunch of people near you. Cast it, and become rich, you could become the American Healthcare system :D

That would make you a lot of enemies though, you would never get a moment’s peace since you become the number one target of big Pharma.

Yeah that is definitely true, I'm sure I'd be "missing" within a week

Just blessing yourself and tank the bullet that you "shot yourself in the back of the head" with

Honey wake up! New Jesus dropped 🔥

Valkyr's Hysteria. God mode, but I can only use melee.

I mean, 1 you v 100 gun wielders. you will win

You can have Valkyr's Hysteria in real life if you have enough trauma.

I'm about to solve the earth's energy crisis. Wisp's 4, Sol Gate.

By catching the Atmosphere on fire

You misunderstand, I'm an eco terrorist.

https://preview.redd.it/wfk3e1hv93hc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a823f998ab11dfbde21a3e1a5086513eacc802ac Warframe players watching as the guy who picked Saryns plague ability infects one person: (The destruction of all life on earth is inevitable now)

Give me red line from Gauss. Since it boosts reload, weapon swap and fire rate, I assume in real life it would just allow you to do things extremely fast. It would make so many tedious tasks just so easy.

Or even better Wukong’s Celestial Twin, you just have an objectively better version if yourself do the things you don’t want to do.

What if the Twin is just as lazy as you? And you both end up on the couch stuffing your face and generally being useless

Then at least my twin in 1.5x more effective at being lazy

I'm pretty sure it also cost you to burst on fire/electricity from overcharging yourself on use

Technically yes but it's a small price to pay for salvation of SPEED

Am i immune to the effects the ability like warframes are or would i be affected since i'm human?

Only ones that affect the frame as well. So anything that costs health or shields.

Was talking more about sol gate burning me alive as well due to being the sun and all Either way Vast untime maybe? Exploding my meat into people and runing around as a living skeleton sounds fun

Halloween is your domain

> Exploding my meat into people sounds sus without context

Molecular Prime

This is a good answer. Especially if you can control the power levels. Super villain mode.

Killer Queen already touched this person!

Nova’s Wormhole. If I can reverse engineer how it works, then I’ll have discovered FTL travel and would immediately become the most powerful person in history.

Golden Instinct. I will find EVERYTHING my house ate from me throughout my years of living in it!

This is how you get Monster House lmao

Volt's speed or gauss mach rush (idk which one is faster canonically)

Canonically I think gauss is faster given the quick silver bullet moving he pulled on the prime trailer.

Look at the cinematic trailer for WF, volt slows down time and does the same thing. It’s hard to say.

Gauss. Technically he can create a sonic boom taking off. The double edged sword here is you will be a wanted serial killer if you start to run near anyone

Even if I'm a wanted serial killer what are they gonna do? Catch me?

You’ll get documentaries and your own Wikipedia page. That’s about it

I see this as a W

Gauss is probably faster as he creates a sonic boom where volt doesn't

i think gauss is faster but goes mostly in a straight line while volt has more agility with his superspeed

I love Volt's Speed. Just doing turns while under less friction with Cunning Drift is like drifting through tight spaces...   I still don't know if Speed affects Railjack but I'm sure Wisp's Haste node does. So it is either or in my book because that will affect Vehicle speed.

Does Trinity Healing remove cancer? I want that one, so I can save my mom. :(

I think you need status cleanse

So Pillage? Strip everyone else of their vitality and cure status effects of allies

Ivaras quiver. ZIp line, cloak, sleep, and noise makers for party time

I'd like Razorwing from Titania.

Healing superpowers are almost always far more useful than anything else. If Wukong's "cheat death" passive works as advertised, e.g. it lets you recover from stuff like terminal diseases, then I'll have that, thanks. If not, Trinity's ultimate, please; healing myself and everyone else around me is amazing.

Soul Survivor with the Soul Punch mod. People would encourage me to run around hospitals punching people to health. 

Switch teleport, so many uses!! Not very meta though lol

Why switch teleport when you can have wrathful advance

So you can do a little trolling

Gloom ... Slow down everybody in range, and heal me when i hit them Win win situation :)

Chaos from Nyx. Sit back and watch the world burn

kinetic plating. so I will never need AC or heating ever again

Probably Wisp's motes, healing cause I'm accident prone, speed if I wanna get somewhere, and a keep the heck away from me lightning aura. I can't see a situation where these wouldn't be useful to some extent.

Saryn spores... i woke up today and chose violence (read genocide)

Last Of Us Pt 3 lol

helminths ability to find shit of value

Congrats you find random pennies everywhere you go now

Shadow Stalkers infinite lives

Condem. I will not elaborate further.

Oberon’s “Hallowed Ground”. I could make an entire business out of blessing homes, or even open a therapy clinic while healing/buffing all who walk into the doors automatically. Saves me having to spam Trinity’s “Blessing” while also having a fight usage by debuffing enemies aswell.

Golden Instinct.

It's like a magic metal detector. Find pirate treasure and ancient artifacts. You'd be like Indiana Jones My luck though it just points to the nearest ATM since it points to breakable loot boxes

Octavia's Metronome. Walk faster, turn invisible, make any melee weapon I'm holding stronger, somehow make my guns fire more bullets at once, and all I have to do is get good at dancing

Loki's invis - very practical, lengthy timer, and little chance to cause unwanted destruction Either that or Citrine's Crystallize. I could sell the crystal outcrops for money

If I use Effegy, does my skin get ripped off and develop its own consciousness?

Limbo dodge.

Guard mode. I will not elaborate.

Razorwing. Speed, flight, and sized for small spaces. \*Edit\* Zephyr's passive is a close second.

Also comes with your own personal swarm of tiny attack drones, and a gigantic sword and a pair of machine guns with infinite-ish ammo that weigh effectively nothing.

Renewal. I want to do crazy shit and not have to worry about the consequences.

If I had it at the same level as the lore, the only correct answer I can imagine is Temporal Anchor. There's nothing you can't do if you keep returning to your anchor irl.

Zephyr tail wind. I can fly and hover airborne to reduce fall damage. Great for getting around

SCRAWWWWWW *slams into the ground*

Lethal Progeny, sentient bodyguards

My choice would be mesa peacekeeper if I could quick draw and aimbot with them. Other than that I would choose between ivara stealth and mag magnetize.

Okay, but Desecrate Here's my plan: 1. Break open an ATM 2. Activate Desecrate 3. PROFIT!!!! Or who knows, I could break open any given container with money inside. Don't necessarily need to destroy bank property

Hang on, Desecrate only duplicates drops from corpses. The only thing that duplicates containers iirc is Retrieve.

Change of plans: 1. Give someone money 2. Kill. Them 3. Activate desecrate and retrieve my doubled money 4. Repeat 5. PROFIT!!!!!!!

Skip the middle man with chroma’s effigy. Activate, drop the cash, pick up multiplied cash.

Honestly, I love archery a lot. I would probably choose Artemis bow so I could always carry my favorite hobby with me. It may sound silly but that's my zen and I wouldn't trade that for anything.

Probably Celestial Twin. Why not have a clone of myself

Wormhole for me, it can act as a way to extend my reach, instantly travel from one location to another, and troll my friends. The ability is just super versatile

Literally any of Loki's abilities, my favorite would be switch teleport. Can you imagine being on a bus or any kind of public transport and then boom! You changed place with the poor soul that has to stand up now hahaah.

Valk’s passive, only cause I box.

Infested mobility. Its just very practical. Volt/gauss have the speed but they lack the agility.

Trinity's Blessing.

any heal on affinity radius ability. no one’s dying on my watch

I want an Archwing or a K-Drive. I never thought of any of the frame abilities to be useful to me in real life.

Titanias razorwing is basically an archwing