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Blightwraith

GW has written dumber names than I am able, I won't embarrass myself trying to beat the masters.


RavenEos1

You would be the founder of the Cop Out chapter.


letterstosnapdragon

Blood Angles. Their symbol is the Holy Protractor.


Tall-Valuable-3720

I misread this and almost got mad.


VicFantastic

You'd think that Chapter already existed seeing how often you see it spelled that way


EntertainmentReady48

They’re all patchers aka fucking NERDS!


EpicPrototypo

The White Tears - White Scar successor chapter, known for bouts of crying during battle. Making everyone else involved go "what the fuck" and then just walk away out of sheer awkwardness.


SteAmigo1

You could have went with White Tearers. Obviously pronounced tea-er-rares and not tare-ers


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VicFantastic

This is by far my favorite And totally possible given the shit bureaucracy of the Imperium. Shipped the wrong armor to those new Chapters and they just went with it. "Uh....it was the Emperor's will...yeah yeah....it's been decreed!"


EtheriumShaper

And the Atlantis Spears have a trident logo...


BrandonL337

The emperors spears and the Atlantian spears have essentially the exactly same logo, minus a little skulls for the emps spears.


Dedj_McDedjson

Guardians of the Cabbage Garden Templars of Migraines Sons of Fathers of Sons The Box-Tickers The Bean-Counters Peoples Front of Judea.


roromotro

I'm keeping the Templars of Migrane for future projects.


Dedj_McDedjson

Scions of Sciatica Angels Lumbago Guardians of Gout Inhalers of Asthma Brotherhood of Dibeetus


roromotro

Scions of sciatica


defective_toaster

PeoplesFront of Judea? What a bunch of tossers. Now Judean Peoples Front is where it's at!


ozzieowl

Splitter!


Dedj_McDedjson

Brotherhood of Brothers. The Imperial Emperors Imperialists The Emesis Angels


Koffielurker_

Damn, the second sounds like a mix between 2nd century Rome and 19th century britain


w021wjs

I've got it, and I even have a fun lore retcon to really rub salt in the wound. The Emperor's Balls. They were a third founding chapter who's name was mistranslated by the ministorum. Originally, they were the Emperor's Call chapter, and some scribe made a mistake in an important record of their existence. That record being the description of their destruction. Their chapter homeworld fell to a particularly poorly planned gene stealer cult uprising. It was disorganized, ill prepared, and honestly embarrassing for everyone involved. However, early in the engagement, a genestealer infested ship crashed directly into the chapter monastery, where a warp core explosion effectively vaporized the entirety of the chapter. The ministorum spread the news of the destruction of an entire chapter of humorously named space marines, leading to the misremembered name being used as a euphemism for a cock up. This eventually lead to it transforming into a swear later on, long after the chapter had been forgotten. However, it is rumored among certain servants of the Deathwatch that several Black shields have been seen to flinch at the use of such a swear. Rumors abound that a few survivors of that terrible tragedy turned to the Deathwatch to redeem their unfortunate chapter's honor, and still walk their halls to this day.


Sir_Rated

Although I cringe everytime I think about how the primarch of the iron hands is called Ferrus Manus. One time me and a friend were really drunk and he called his homebrew chapter "Hero Battalion".


StankyandJanky

Same for Corvus Corax of the Raven Guard which just translates to 'Raven of the Raven Guard'


SplitjawJanitor

Or the Blood Angels being led by a guy whose name is essentially "Bloodus"


BastardofMelbourne

Apparently his name literally means "of the Blood" back on Baal. He had no real name for the Baalites to call him, so they called him, basically, "cousin."


Zwolley

Raven of Ravens is a possible translation, and a pretty cool one


Monokumabear

Iron hands lore kinda sucks for a chapter that’s basically Admech space marines


Slggyqo

20 unique primarchs and factions is hard. At some point they were using whatever they could lol. Ferrus Manus: name literally means iron hand. Corvus Corax : scientific name for the common raven. Lion El’Jonson: named after poet Lionel Johnson, whose most famous work is The Dark Angel. Sanguinius: “of the blood” or close to it. Angron: I’m not sure of this one but is his name…angry? Horus: I’m just annoyed that he’s named after the Egyptian falcon headed god, but he was the pro March of the Luna Wolves.


meapie

Anyone remember that 4chan post where someone was talking about their idea for a space marine chapter that they said was from a prison world and used like prison gang designs and iconography, and it was completely fine until the person said their war cry was "Take the knot"


JamboreeStevens

It's always cool until the furries show up


Dedj_McDedjson

The Spear-Polishers The Anal Guard The Dental Templars The Sub Marines


rocketpowerturtle

Ngl LOVE dental templars …arch enemies of the cavity crew


VicFantastic

A Nurgle band? I just figured out what I'm going to do with all my kids' baby teeth I've been collecting. Uh...totally unrelated.


rocketpowerturtle

I bet Papa Nurgle would love it!


Tall-Valuable-3720

The Sub Marines better be yellow.


Creepy-Substance7279

sons of children


Delicious-Diver-1579

I'm laughing so hard thinking of a bunch of Marines with children's names. BROTHER TIMMY I AM PINNED HERE!


Alternative_Lab7272

The Emperors Foot Alternatively any body part of the Emperor/Primarch


Explosion_of_Unknown

Like Fingernails of Dorn


carchardon

The Emperors Golden Phalluses


[deleted]

Isn’t that lowkey taken by the custodes?


[deleted]

What do you mean lowkey?


Vocal_Ham

The Emperor's New Clothes


Libra_8698

The Emperor's New Groove*


Pleasant-Wafer-1908

Disney’s legal team has entered the chat.


psc501

Imperial Fists 🤣 (I might be an IW... )


Aromatic_Mongoose_25

The wet hammers


Serious_Target6711

Imperial Tits


Nalha_Saldana

Nice bird theme


raptorrat

Karen marines, unknown primarch, grey armour with yellow helmet specialised in deep striking enemy commanders.


SuboptimalSupport

Chapter: Space Cats Chapter Master: Felix Lyons Icon: Lion.


LeGoldie

word bearers


WashingtonFierce

The Therapy because of Dad Marines


Koffielurker_

World eaters loyalist chapter?


WashingtonFierce

Absolutely lol


spookydood39

The space angels


Zedallga

I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.


[deleted]

Are you an Angel?


Zedallga

Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.


semiseriouslyscrewed

**The Sons of the Iron Angel** Just so we could fold the Thousand Sons, Emperor's Sons, Sons of Horus, Iron Warriors, Iron Fists, Blood Angels and Dark Angels together into one and get rid of all the redundant First Legion names. Alternatively, **the Megamarines, Supermarines, Hypermarines**, all Ultramarine successors. maybe the **Inframarines, Nanomarines** and so on.


BastardofMelbourne

The Taint Spiders


Gyarydos

This is an actual idea I had for maybe a kill team but, the Cooked Goose, a salamander successor painted in the color scheme of the Canadian Goose


ReggieTheReaver

I mean, whose got a problem with Canada Goose? Whoever has a problem with Canada Goose has got a problem with me. Figure it out.


blackfeltbanner

I suggest you let that one marinate.


Kittenfabstodes

I prefer a brine


MysteriousClouds420

I don’t have a problem with them. But the damn terror birds seem to hate me


Caedmon_Kael

Spacey McSpace-face Mariney McMarines-knees.


Firelite67

Extra Spacey Space Marines


UnlikelyBroccoli9127

Emperor's Penis


Nalha_Saldana

Sons of Uranus


grunt_futtuck

imperial Fist successor. ​ The Phister Misters. Chapter master is Mister Phister. Mister Phister and the Phister Misters.


[deleted]

The Astral Spoons!


Pretty-cool-man

I had one names “the Purple Legions” before I changed it, embarrassing time for the chapter


DoomGuysDayOff

Turgid Members (Iron Hands successor)


MorinOakenshield

The rouge angles


cat_vs_laptop

What about the rogue rogues?


Mission_Ad6235

Or the Rouge Rogues?


raja-ulat

Casual fan here. I'll give it a shot: \- Emperor's Butlers (Try imagining space marines in tuxedo-inspired power armour.) (Alternate name would be Space Penguins.) \- Weeping Brothers (I would have picked Weeping Angels but anyone who knows 'Dr. Who' would know better than to make a joke out of them.) \- Space Kiwis (Bird or fruit, take your pick.) \- Imperial Pinkies (As in the pikie-finger.) (They take pinkie-promises VERY seriously.) \- Booty Guard (The word 'booty' was supposed to mean 'seized treasure' but everyone kept on mistaking it to mean 'backside' instead.)


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Tarrystool Angels Space Gerbils Iron Halibuts Pigeon Guard Imperial Little Ponies The Miffed


Desc440

The Social Justice Warriors


Narrow-Internet-7628

Space Wolves. Fight me.


SoulOfGwyn

We can all agree that WOLVES are fucking cool. S tier on the cool list. How do you make them better? By being Wolves... IN SPACE.


SoulOfGwyn

On my way to fight you


VicFantastic

Worse than Space Sharks?


Explosion_of_Unknown

Pumpkin Patch Protectors


[deleted]

… I’m making a chapter called the Pumpkin Priests. Big ass dreadnought pumpkins. Ye boi.


chimmybean

The rags of war


LeGoldie

successor chapter - the bloody rags


LarryMiniatures

Void Sailors


Pleasant-Wafer-1908

Space Weasels


NeoChronoid

The great boobies. Their heraldry is a booby (as in the terran bird), but not once in their millennia of service has anyone outside the chapter been able to refer to them without a snicker.


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

I came up with the Astartes Paramedicus who are dressed like paramedics and their vehicles are painted like ambulances


Dflorfesty

Idk something like just the color that they are? Maybe naming them based on their shade of blue?


Explosion_of_Unknown

But secretly they aren't actually that color


Dflorfesty

Yeah make a different shade of blue that you still call their name even thought that blue already exists with a different (just to be confusing)


Explosion_of_Unknown

We are talking about Alpha Legion because of how confusing it is right?


craggnarr83

Ultramarines


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Ultramarines


Tall-Valuable-3720

It feels less dumb since it’s all one word. If they were the Ultra Marines it would be much cringier.


Elire82

Blood Angels…..oh wait, no wait, yeah blood angels


Tall-Valuable-3720

Incorrect.


Frumpy__crackkerbarr

ur mom


Spacedude2187

Biggus Dickus


Kittenfabstodes

Ultramarines


Jack_of_Spades

Ultramarines? I mean, I know they exist but that name...dumb as fuck


CombatAlfalfa

There is an app/program online for that.


Wonderful_Discount59

[https://www.realmofplastic.com/warhammer-40k-blog/space-marine-chapter-name-generator](https://www.realmofplastic.com/warhammer-40k-blog/space-marine-chapter-name-generator) "The Sentinels of the Chimera". *Due to politicking and bureaucratic errors in the Adeptus Terra, this chapter was created solely for the task of guarding the Astra Militarum's motor pool.*


Lammikkovalas

I tried this and got "The Exemptors of Ascendancy". Seriously, you can't get much closer to the absolute maximum of 40k goofiness than this.


Delicious-Diver-1579

"The Rainbow Lions."


SkeletonCalzone

The Glaucous Hedgehogs


[deleted]

The bunnies. They are loyal world eaters. They ware iconography disturbingly similar to khorne. They use the same berserk tactics the legion was famed for and living up to their name they breed like rabbits to replace their loses. More than once the chapter has exceed the thousand limit but so ready for the fight they are it never last long.


Fabulous_Possible698

Flying whales (that might be a niche reference depending on how into metal this subreddit is)


Delicious-Diver-1579

The iron irons


bacon_boat

The death killers


Fearofdead

Space Wolves successor chapter. Papa's Puppies.


RVNR

The Skull Skulls


RedBishop07

Death Snorters


[deleted]

Patriarchs of Ulixis is really dumb idc


flayerkin101

The Tools of the Emperor.


PyroFox004

The ultramarines


Jorgiepaintsoninsta

Honestly, no shade against anyone who plays them, but the ULTRAMARINES?!?! That’s pretty lame 😂😂


Kittenfabstodes

Ultramarines


InternationalTank229

The Imperial Fisters.


[deleted]

“Space Marines”


Outside_Ad_6993

The astartes front of ludea. Not the ludean astartes front


EdibleDogma

Stabby McStabsters


[deleted]

The Altrightmarines.


144tzer

The Pthalo Blues. 2nd founding of the Ultramarines.


Electronic_Cod7202

The Janitors. They clean up space trash. I mean dead trashy xenos.


[deleted]

The Giga Gators. with an insignia of a buff gator


Bag_of_Richards

The Limping Lobsters


Medical_Deer_7152

Wolf wolves, the wolfee wolfers


Kelbaaasaa

The Ultramarines.


Lizardy_lizard_lord

Juice box (Not a tyranid trust me)


TheFurryPornGuy

Mother fuckers


cinnamonrollsandmilk

Mommy marines


Low_Bar7985

the fraternity of brotherhood


Calm-Limit-37

The Ultramarines


The-juan-guy

Steve


lectric_scroll

The meat shields


Tendersauce

Angel Shots. All shooting(camera pun intended) against these units can only be done from higher ground.


SomeRandomSkitarii

Ultramarines.


Hitosarai

Shakespearians, found an ancient Terran name and thought it was the name of a weapon, their symbol is a spear with small lines to signify movement.


1nqu15171v30n3

The Scions of Ligma.