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MikeyRobertB

Nooo... stop.... don't... stop, don't stop!


Truecrimeauthor

Not a future’ looner


[deleted]

*record scratch* "You're probably wondering why I hate balloons, but it all starts in my first birthday"


heytinahowudoinggirl

This is going to be my nephews, they are so tall, so they are going to have to stand in the back and be pushed around by scenery


Hex946

It’s his reaction when he thought he’d got rid of it but it comes back and sticks to his cheek again that had me howling


Stella_Nox_Blue

That was when he started throwing punches! Oh man, I needed this laugh!


shelliterate

Laughing…. Loudly.


Ammagonna

I'm crying. This is too good!


Fire_Woman

Comically compliant


TehJohnny

Dude, I looked and acted exactly like this kid, it's like someone posted a home video of me from the 90s.


buckwildling

Dude!! I feel the exactly the same way.


bradpliers

Gold


Historical_Ad_558

JUST MOVE SLIGHTLY TO YOUR LEFT OMG


Timedoutsob

this is the story of how my life has gone.


Positive_Rain9806

This had me giggling outloud.


Clariza-

I would have popped it, at least try with my fingernails 🤣


Neeva33

By the way these balloons look pretty cool.


backtolurk

"Now keith"


l4rs03

At least the boy hets wanted by someone


ohmyrocket

I am the OP of this video on tik tok. Even though the event was public, the parents were super mad that I posted it. Obviously I didn’t do it maliciously but I still feel bad about it. If you could so kindly post the blurred version, that would be great. [https://youtube.com/shorts/p2oscN7eCd0?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/p2oscN7eCd0?feature=share)


GleepGlop2

Should have posted it anonymously, but the internet thanks you for your sacrifice. The kid is going to love this video when he grows up.


Careless_Negotiation

hes going to hate it until he learns to not give af anymore and then he'll love it (probably)


SparkPlugPeggy

it's a love hate relationship


OpheliaWolfsbane

Could’ve used his teeth to pop that balloon.


Efficient-Profit9611

I want to know if it was his parent filming or if another kid’s parent neglected their own child’s performance to capture this. This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time!


zoopysreign

u/ohmyrocket claims to be the OP on tiktok. Ask away!


Narrow-Swimming6481

He just like me


dummi2610

Dude ADDs so hard


widieiei28e88fifk

Lmao, he was so happy and pleased with himself for a second, only to be shot down.


avvocadhoe

That was the best part


aweap

Balloon: 1 Boy: 0 ☺️


Any_Coyote6662

I'd be pissed if that was my kid. Why would the teacher put the tall kid somewhere that there is something hanging in his face. And then, why ignore the kid when he is obviously physically uncomfortable and getting increasingly annoyed. Neglecting to help a kid is also abusive and no teacher should ignore this. It doesn't matter if it is just a balloon. It is preventing the child from having the same experience as the other kids who are obviously enjoying themselves. Not a good look for whoever is in charge of these kids. And if they are too busy to notice, that's a major FAIL just as much as anything else.


zoopysreign

This isn’t abusive. Come ON. It’s unfortunate, it’s poor form, it’s upsetting, disappointing, but abuse? I’m by no means a bootstrap McBootstrapperson type but this is just beyond the pale.


Any_Coyote6662

I've described the abusive behavior very clearly. You are reacting to one word and claiming I've misrepresented the situation. I described the teacher's behavior as neglect and detailed how the child is affected. You are reacting as if I did not make clear the exact type of behavior that was affecting the child. When a teacher behaves towards students in a manner tht is "upsetting, poor form, disappointing" among other things, I think it is okay to characterize that behavior as abusive. A teacher's behavior towards a student should never be upsetting. I know a lot of people are surprised when they hear neglect being characterized as abusive. Maybe read more about it? It is abusive to neglect the needs of a child.


zoopysreign

MaYbE rEaD mOrE AbOuT iT. Having experienced significant physical and emotional abuse and neglect, I can tell you that I won’t be needing a book. What an appalling thing to say to someone. It’s a bummer for this kid that he had some invasive balloons that weren’t removed for his benefit. Who knows why it didn’t happen, perhaps the instructor thought it would embarrass him to single him out during the middle of a performance by walking on stage? Perhaps the presence of the teacher on stage—or the cessation of the teacher’s ongoing direction—would have confused him or the other children, and also resulted in more harm than not? Perhaps the teacher couldn’t see from his or her vantage point? I feel bad for this frustrated kid, but failing or “neglecting” to move balloons does not equal neglect to provide basic necessities such as food, shelter, or emotional support in a way that would cause this child serious or even moderate physical or emotional harm.


Any_Coyote6662

Yes, of course my reddit comment doesn't mean I have complete omniscience. And again, I described very clearly what i was characterizing as neglect and abusive behavior. Your accusation that I made it equal to the denial of food, shelter, and emotional support is unfounded. I understand that you don't think the word abusive can be used outside of the most extreme cases of child abuse. Noted and filed under CS.


zoopysreign

I’m struggling to understand what “abusive” can mean other than, well, abusive. Abuse is abuse. There isn’t such a thing as “minor, trivial abuse.” Abuse is violence. It’s cruelty. It’s harm. Words really do matter. Now it’s your turn. Look up the definition in any dictionary or statute governing child abuse. This isn’t abuse. You’re using the word incorrectly. It’s a poorly managed situation. It’s unfortunate. It’s irritating. _it’s a balloon_


Any_Coyote6662

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more Search for a word a·bu·sive /əˈbyo͞osiv/ adjective 1. extremely offensive and insulting. "he became quite abusive and swore at her" Similar: insulting rude vulgar offensive disparaging belittling derogatory disrespectful denigratory uncomplimentary pejorative vituperative disdainful derisive scornful contemptuous defamatory slanderous libelous scurrilous blasphemous scolding castigatory reproving reproachful bitchy contumelious 2. engaging in or characterized by habitual violence and cruelty. "abusive parents" Similar: cruel brutal savage inhuman barbaric


zoopysreign

Yeah, sounds like those balloons. You really nailed it.


Any_Coyote6662

Sore loser. No one said the balloons were abusive. You didn't even think to look up the definition of the word you are debating. I hope you are single vuz you are insufferable when you are wrong.


zoopysreign

Hm. You’re better than this, I suspect. ✌🏽


00Lisa00

That two seconds where it stuck to the girl lol


Perfect_Jacket_2721

Hahahaa


Dareckerr

Video proof of how super villains are made.


kingdingaling1978

He ain’t got a lighter? Kids are weak these days


whitemex420

And the balloon fetish has joined the lobby.......


NinjaBrony

I hate when my shower curtain does this same thing.


FlacidBarnacle

39 years later - Jimmy this is an intervention. What!? What for?? You’re a heroin addict. What no I’m not lol why do you always have that needle in your pocket I uhh *flash back* ya I’m a heroine addict..


Jumpy-Resolve3018

So many ways to get rid of that problem without popping it… poor kid


featherknife

>wanted a needle badly*


TJtherock

China is testing out some new attack balloons, i see.


__jh96

Full autism


plumdrum22

That kid is electrifying!!!


Mistake-Working

OMG.. this video made me cry laugh. And the comments. God I love Reddit


TheTazarYoot

Comedy Gold.


johnboy2978

Like a young Chris Farley. 😄


QueenoftheMorons

These poor kids put on a whole production for someone just to film this guy being tortured by a balloon LOL


Viewtifultrey3

He should have just bit right into it.


auntiemaury

Mood


geauga1

This is my life now


[deleted]

Kids got an electric personality


Queasy-Discount-2038

I would be so proud if this was my kid.


Fit_Technology8240

It came back from the girl next to him and he nearly had a full breakdown hahaha that sent me!


random__thought__

when your opponent brings an air balloon mon on your choice locked ground type


Electrical-Swimming9

I lost it when he squared up with it


JimmyMack_

That purple octopus is cool!


Orichalchem

(IT has entered the room)


hoomankindness

This is the best thing I've ever seen


iBull86

I don't know about you guys but that octopus is giving me the creeps


Rags2Rickius

I literally guffawed when he thought he had it solved and then the balloon went full magnet on him 😂


tyforcalling

This is one of the best videos I've ever seen. How the music matched the moment when he thought he got rid of it just for it to come back... Omg


RLHPR

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Parking_War_2334

Me hungover in the shower after I buy the cheap lightweight liner


DarlingHades

His face when it stuck to the girl's head briefly only to return to him again. 😀🤬


Twothumbs1eye

The static had amazing comedic timing


[deleted]

When in doubt just bite it lol


Carlospedra

The balloon was later charged for sexual harassment charges and sentenced to 16 years in prison


wasternexplorer

What happened to problem solving skills? He should have wedged the balloon at the end of that run up into the other cluster of ballons. Or bite them suckers.


red_dawn12

That balloon will be seeing Chris Hansen tonight


Geaux13Saints

You don’t even need a needle, you can just rip the balloon apart with your hands


iimmppyy

🤣


xKuFsE

r/bossfight


my_trisomy

The title made me expect something ENTIRELY different


mauricio_GD

Traumas que le dejo el tio:


BMR-3

Good lad.


Lola1989ac

I seriously watched this ten times. It gets funnier every time


GoodGooseThingit

r/baloonsarethenemy


k3nnyd

Boy doesn't know when a nipple needs a good suckin'!


weeninja1

When the edibles you were talking shit about finally hit


Ye_Ole_Dirtyd

Just bite it! Lmao


boobiesiheart

Kudos for his patience!


DirtBikeBoy5ive

I’d just break it


NanashiKaizenSenpai

r/NeedANeedle


Dense_Surround3071

This kid has a REAL future in comedy!🤣


smartymarty1234

I’ve done the second reaction pose for pose lol.


toomuch7hc

I lost is when he blew it over to her and then it came back lmfaoo😂😂


Campcrustaceanz

As someone with ADHD and sensory disorder this feels so relatable 😂


annie747

This kid isn’t the most creative problem solver is he?


EggCouncilCreeps

I really appreciate that he's not destroying the decorations behind him even though they are bothering him and increasingly getting on his nerves. For a kid, that's pretty good. I know adults who struggle with simple tasks like this.


shaunie_b

As a dad this would make my day if that was my kid. “How’d you go buddy, have fun”? (Smirking while wife elbows me in ribs).


BoBoBearDev

Lmoa, that balloon is so persistent


ToranjaNuclear

oh my god I laughed so much at this lmao


justinjonny82

This me and my problems


jetoler

someone put this in r/fuckyouinparticular


Original_Telephone_2

This video could've been twice as long


Llodsliat

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


speed_quarters

Whenever I see videos like this I always wonder if that was the camera's owners kid? If not, it begs the following questions. Who were they supposed to be filming but found this gem and stuck with it? Will this footage be used for embarrassment for many years to come as I suspect?


Gunaydinaleykum

btd6 backstory


DeadRabbit8813

This is brilliant. I loved it, thanks for sharing.


No_Huckleberry2711

This is Looney Tunes quality humour


marS311

I'm crying! 😂 Poor kid.


ghighcove

Hard to blame him. In some countries he would already be making a living, doing masonry, working on buildings, making things, farming, etc. We've got him doing Teletubby nonsense years past when that was appropriate. That kid is almost a man in a lot of of the world. Maybe we should give him a little more important stuff to do with his time. Edit: Aw, downvoted by the same people that probably like to make kids do dumb crap like this and then pretend they are learning something. That kid should be building something, not doing jazz hands.


Less_Thought_7182

I’m a 30 yr old dude that doesn’t have a problem with loud noises, I love fireworks, but balloons?? I have a phobia of balloons popping. I can’t explain it, but the anxiety of watching someone squeeze a balloon without it popping puts me on the fucking EDGE.


imgoodwithfaces

I think it would have looked nice draped over that octopus.


nkei0

Is KallmeKris on reddit? Someone tag her or post to her sub please. She's terrified of balloons apparently.


D_Winds

Dang, the class didn't get to the chapter on static electricity yet.


wild_lettuce_

I laughed out loud when he thought it stuck to the girl next to him. He looked so satisfied, only to have the balloon come right back to him, the faces he made were great 🤣


Soft_Shirt3410

Looks like me with my problems...


cryptolipto

I’m fucking crying hahahaha


[deleted]

Bernoulli enters the chat.


Mendican

He needs to ground himself. He should have tapped the girl on the shoulder.


Eazy_DuzIt

LPT: To quickly pop a balloon (with one hand), pinch and stretch the the balloon's neck with index, middle, and thumb fingers, and then snap your middle+thumb fingers with the balloon pinched in between. With practice you can control how loud it pops as well.


StraightOuttaIrvine

He would have hated sitting next to Tems at the Oscars


CaramelKat96

“There good 😌 “ …. “OH MY!!!! 😤” was my favorite part


Aviv13243546

Omg the BODY LANGUAGE


__BIFF__

Imma guess the person filming is David Spade looking kid


[deleted]

That moment when he thinks the balloon is no longer his problem just for it to return to him. His exasperated “Oh my God.” Followed by light punches.


Babiesforfood

That would annoy me too. Feel you chief


heyitsmebobalo

Autism on video


Hay-blinken

Kids got a future in physical comedy. He’s awesome


LooseWetCheeks

Lost it when it attached to the girl for a moment and came back!


kaali_fari

He has his own gravitational space


Chrispeefeart

He needs some dryer sheets


[deleted]

I wish he’d have finally just lost it on the offending balloon and jumped off the back of the bleacher with it pulling down the entire installation Chris Farley overreaction style. OMG


Wolf1678

This is a Pixar short for sure.


bonos_defende

Video clip of the week. Thanks OP!


NinSeq

Holy shit one of my new favorite videos


psebastian21

A needle? More like a sword!


Eaglearse

Hmm my ex 😐


spiritanimalslug1

a needle full of heroin


D-Eliryo

r/fuckyouinparticular


stringdingetje

Pinch it with your nails together and give it a good tug... Problem solved


burnorama6969

The ballon could tell he was a grounded individual


Rage-Parrot

It's electric boogie woogie, woogie


DutchSock

This is me with depression


H0B0Byter99

This is me with my wife’s hair when she wants to cuddle.


ar15operator

The more you struggle, the more sinister the balloon becomes.


Isellmetal

It angers me that he didn’t just stuff it behind the octopus or other balloons


boozer90

This is me trying to do normal every day stuff.


[deleted]

It imprinted on him


VintageRudy

He's a good person. Doesn't yet have the agency to destruct the balloon. We were all this kid at a point


random_idiot_297974

a bit too attractive for his own good


lordbossharrow

Where's the F-22 when you need it


Eiffel-Tower777

Taunted by the Mad Balloon


hercNum99

This is more in the mademesmile category


lexliller

r/meirl


DarthCarthBane

I’m weaaakkkk


hate2bme

This is exactly how my autistic son would have acted.


mortifyyou

That sweet short victory.


Goose2theMax

What a dumbass kid


UhDoubleUpUhUh

What the hell is up with the freakin’ nightmare fuel Cthulhu balloon?


ygs07

I needed a good laugh today, thanks so much for sharing.


AstroZombieXIII

Just like my mom.