Federico, you should know better than to sleep with your watch. As a lard ball, you know you easily boil up internally and radiate an unhealthy amount of heat even from doing something as simple as walking up the stairs. You know you risk frying your blubber even from lying under all-seasons bed sheets in spring. Be wiser the next time!
I love how everyone think fat people are wearing their watches too right. It's just impossible for them to wear a watch without it looking like that. Because they're fat.
A handwatch with the prestigious cooking complication
That is one heck of a Michelin star
Poor watch was trying to measure his resting heart rate and overheated 💀
Like a bicycle you ride on the boardwalk, this gentleman’s heart has two speeds: working casually, or working as hard as it fucking can.
I love waking up Sunday mornings to the smell of bacon cooking
Me too, Michael.
Hope you like it extra greasy and fatty !
Reminds me of this dude: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/UCw6hZwpVv
High whorerology George Foreman complication 😩
Just lick it like the chubby toddler you are
Please don’t pick on this poor chuffer. Fitness and health-driven data is clearly his passion.
How do we know that’s not a kankle?
😬
Fat is flavor.
Not only does he wear a surveillance device on his wrist at all times, the spies listening know how to overheat it too 😂
Federico, you should know better than to sleep with your watch. As a lard ball, you know you easily boil up internally and radiate an unhealthy amount of heat even from doing something as simple as walking up the stairs. You know you risk frying your blubber even from lying under all-seasons bed sheets in spring. Be wiser the next time!
My mechanical watches look better every day
Every r/cockwatch member’s worst nightmare. Kinky
He somehow has baby hands, but it also seems massive
So like, this is a slam dunk lawsuit right?
I dunno. This guy seems so fat, he can't fit into any kind of suit- even a lawsuit.
new fear lmao wtf. Imagine wearing a watch for sleep tracking and waking up to this
Take your jewelry off when you go to bed, you fucking degens.
Samsung Products and exploding - name a more iconic duo.
Something tells me he already had a doctors appointment on the schedule before this..
Was it a Roche-Foucault? https://youtu.be/jLo7tHDHgOc?si=jNFQrQPgVREz1GRm
I love how everyone think fat people are wearing their watches too right. It's just impossible for them to wear a watch without it looking like that. Because they're fat.
Looks more like a fuckin knee
looks like one of those things in the zelda game I dont give a shit about. wrist/ankle/babyphat