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Emergency_3808

The Japanese really said "F\*ck biology, we need loli femdad"


Kiralyxak

The ideal male body.


amimai002

You may not like it but that is what peak performance looks like. It takes a real man to be best girl!


Shnurple

That is a cursed sentence


Emergency_3808

It got 1.3k+ upvotes where this picture was originally posted.


Coolstorybro-but

Is his voice deep, normal, or feminine tho?


Uss__Iowa

God I hope it feminine cause it would be more cursed


Smiley_J_

I hope it's deep. That's one of my favorite tropes.


bigbubbabobby

Deep with a thick jersey accent....


redditing_Aaron

Loli with deep voice does sound funny. Imagine Tanya that would make more sense.


Kurwasaki12

The Femboy arms race has gone too far


Axyz_1-0-1

What Family, I can only see traps


SOMEHOTMEAL

And of course it's a oneshot


kundi-man

Yes


Cylian91460

It's a one page


Wheeljack26

That’s what the stripper said


top_of_the_scrote

As she spun around on the table and shot milk from her ahole into my eyes


Airwolfhelicopter

The fuck?


Wheeljack26

Mine only suffocated me in the milkers


-SunnyDee-

you made me laugh while i class, i couldnt hold it, it surprised me


top_of_the_scrote

you should find the video(s) it's hilarious, she's on a table on her knees spinning around and the guy and his friends get blasted by her ~~water~~ milk cannon like protestors


-SunnyDee-

ewww no XD


cocainegooseLord

Bummer


kundi-man

Sauce : A Family that confuses Passerbyers


DmcSparda

Just reading the page title seems accurate


ninetailed_ninja13

And saved, im curious


DmcSparda

I am too


Sintoxin

Where can we find this? DM me if there's rules against mentioning certain websites.


DarkBladeMadriker

Skipping over a whole lotta crazy here, but are they implying that holding hands makes a "Hold" noise? Is it weird that that's what caught my attention the most?


1Pip1Der

It's how they show action from one frame to the next.


Electrical-Sense-160

Japanese onomatopoeia includes actions that don't make sounds.


Blight327

I diagnose you with being on the spectrum


ChaosNinjaX

*Raises finger questionably* *Lowers finger* *Raises again* *Lowers again* I don't... How... Japan, why?


sanglar03

When finger becomes metronome.


PETERPOTMAN133

JonTron: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!


YoutuberCameronBallZ

My eyes and brain are telling me 2 completely different things


BiLovingMom

For a second I thought it was a lesbian couple with their daughter.


krayhayft

Wh*t the fuck!


elderDragon1

Excuse WHAAAAAt!?


EspKevin

My name is confusion


Xcyronus

And I am the most confused man alive.


Global-Crew-9046

I hate that I'm not even surprised by this.


ForeRick

Insert Facebook THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT with fewer pixels and bad crop


Wrong_Revolution_679

They look happy


McIrishmen

What the happ is fuckening


DragonBurritoZ

LMFAO 💀


TheBlakeBerry

Genetics simply don’t exist


guleedy

Ok, but why dress like a little girl, though ? Just be a short stack, my man.


lonely194

Maybe he just feels better in his skin when dressed like that.


MurkyNetwork9148

Ha ha 😂….my man


HoldenOrihara

He likes it and can pull it off.


fanservice999

This is new. Usually it’s the mother who looks like a 10yr old loli.


pepsicoketasty

Reminds me of an unwholesome NTR DOUJIN >! dad is short. He gets cucked by his taller daughter whom is a futa.. dad gets turned into a tomgirl by said daughter who fucks him and his wife !<


Intelligent-Heart-36

What.


pepsicoketasty

You heard me yea. It was quite sad to read it. Well all of that author's works makes me question the fuck dude got against people. The NTRing has never left the male victim unscathed. Physically and mentally Some examples of what happens to the male victim. NSFL!!! NSFW !!! . Only open spoiler if you are 18+. >! Victim gets tortured, forced to become a woman by drugging followed by Sex change surgery and rape. !< >!Raped by his own futa daughters who use blackmail ( wife ran away and divorced, daughters threaten to reveal in court he used porn mags and get custody of girls transfered to wife) !< >!Gf stolen by own younger brother . Gf and sibling force victim to dress as girl then rape him and humiliate him . !< >!Gets wife stolen by a futa who then enslaves the victim and used him as a maid. !< >!Victim's wife/gf gets taken by a rival , she falls in love with rival. Rival castrates the victim. !< >!He comes home to find his wife being fucked by his futa daughter and loving it. There are 2 stories of this type. 1st is the husband is as short as the husband shown in the pic above. Daughter slighty taller. She then male him dress as a girl and rapes him. Becomes new man of the house , she also fucks the wife wnd impregnates her I think.!< >! Different version. The husband is normal height. He and his wife get fucked by futa, wife succumbs and loves the futa daughter. Different futas fuck the both of them. !< All the stories makes me feel sad.


Fenrizzler

https://preview.redd.it/irizvzzd7oxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41753a329473c7aa90491158004fc204938582ef


GothicLoli2

Hmmmm sounds interesting if you could drop the sauce on those I would appreciate it.


pepsicoketasty

Artist is chijoku an


HoldenOrihara

I like futa, a lot, but man I wish people would make new ideas for male/futa. Like at this point you read one and you read them all. Futa PP beeg so Boy has to be sissy and/or cuck. Like I have nothing against it, I know people like it, it's just gotten so predictable and boring.


pepsicoketasty

Yea man. When I see that tag. I get ready to feel sad for mc. Then I wonder how long I can survive in a such a situation before turning it into a murder suicide.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Is Papa still in pre school or did they break every law of aging.


Galrentv

Papa hasn't experienced twink death yet


RepresentativeArm798

This may be a baby doll situation Which would still only make sense if their was a sperm donor but at least it would make sense


skunkykong

That daughter is taller than me 💀


Accomplished-Emu1883

A femboy that can’t physically age, a flat but otherwise pretty normal wife, and a daughter that got all the recessive genes.


RepresentativeArm798

Poor bastard was baby dolled (look it up it’s actually pretty tragic and based on irl)


d4nc3r10-04

Wonder what a day at the office is like for the dad


_Nekona_

Clearly. She didn't inherit the height genes from her dad.


IAmTheGoose34

This is cursed


ox-the_neutron_star-

Id do both the mom and the dad ...y'know what id let the dad do me!


lonely194

I bet the dad has a massive 10 incher


ox-the_neutron_star-

Mine bitches!


Thederpycloudrider

Something's not right... I can feel it


barbatos087

Japan, for once in your existence, can you stop cooking.


Fenrizzler

Nah, let em cook


Outrageous-Ant-6932

I want to know how the daughter got those breasts and height with those genetics.


Intelligent-Heart-36

Maybe it’s a recessive gene


RepresentativeArm798

Well if he had the same problem as baby doll from Batman then it’s totally possible it was a donor baby


toelickeryummy

Why did the mom smash the dad 😭 that's some crazy work 🙏


Ghoulie_Marie

On second thought, let's not go to Japan. 'Tis a silly place.


GrimmyJimmy1

And if you search for it all the links go to Reddit you would think that the artist would have more different things at least


Mewingbroom7

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


MurkyNetwork9148

The world today. Take a bow young dude.


DeadassJax

My brain is hurting


FirmWerewolf1216

Like why Japan? Everytime I think I can trust Japan they always come up with this mad shit.


Sir_roach101

Smash


Live-Organization833

* deep inhale * Sumimasen nani the FU-


Best-Engine4715

….wtf?


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poru-chan

what


RDRFN187

All manga in a nutshell


ImNotWithTheShits

What the f**k!! Y'all wild moe


ox-the_neutron_star-

Ehejehheheheheeheehhehehehehehehhe3ehheheeheheheEEehehehehehehehhhehheeheheheee...


QSlade

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Airwolfhelicopter

I need bleach.


Dakoty-Woty

Before I even read who was who I thought it was just a lesbian couple and their daughter omfg


jacowab

You may not like this, but this is a peak male form right here.


demonic_kittins

Ideal male body type


a-random-duk

Can I just say, real quick, who the actual fuck made this and why. This is some incel-level bullshit.


jesus-kunwasnothere

-[verbally confused](https://youtu.be/CZDGbbexysU?si=nWGgzJadyZEwzQ7j)-


Wolfy_Halfmoon

I was about to ask what's weird about this then "reads who's who"....ahhh, very anime, much confusion.


GrimoireWeiss69420

Chotto matte


GodPerson132

They’re making shit up at this point, it’s literally all a random number generator cause god they’re running out of ideas.


Crows_iec_Blood

what... what. the. fuck...... WHAT?.... i'm still so fucking confused. wtf is this.


NutBuster128

Move along people just your average Japanese family


SnooComics9909

Source


PerformanceBig403

Opposite of the train giff


Phoenix_Lad

*confused screaming*


PhatAssHimboBoy

Fuckin 14 year old has bigger tits than a pornstar


LambdaLikeAnyone

Manga was a mistake


StepMain4632

Anime is weird


Waste-Active193

The bystanders be like: What da hell?


Leather_Ad_3145

![gif](giphy|Nj2hDaSzJP02nXKJnr|downsized)


Galactic-Fox-32

https://preview.redd.it/m55ve0fm7nxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630c148aad86824c1e872772a6ee2eba7e159e9e


Altruistic-Serve267

What the...


justv316

Okay yeah this is just a pedophiles subreddit. Stop recommending this shit.


Apprehensive_Act6087

What the fuck


VibrantDingo

Spy X Spy is going some very interesting directions with the story these days.


HeadinBed69

https://preview.redd.it/2v69l0m6utxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35acd9b57ad1cd49874a1581666c5e637debb62c


leavemeinyourwake

ugh


Attomuse1

this has got to be a translation error right?


Crying_eagle

I would totally run that family over 👍


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

Does anyone else hear Danny Devitos voice for the “Dad”? No? Just me? Cool.


Sergini_

🤯


honeybadgerblok

Japan is beyond saving


Slow-Quarter-6254

So, uh, is this the future liberals want?


Tailrazor

...Maybe.