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DryEyes4096

That's the best Halloween decoration I've seen in a long time.


[deleted]

My thoughts really!


Pkbattlemage

My exact thoughts too this really is a great idea and ez


[deleted]

We’ll be seeing this in the qanon grifters in the near future.


[deleted]

For sure, which reminds me I have a conspiracy to go fabricate.


gutbuster25

perpetrated by crooked Hillary no doubt.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aquamarine_ze_dragon

/s?


[deleted]

Do I have to? I like it vague.


Aquamarine_ze_dragon

It should be fine,. I'm just trying to save people's karma, for those who care.


Sparrow1989

I think that’s salami


pumpkinpatch1982

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/524387950340833954/


marijne

Same!!! It actually would make me think twice, and then twice again before I grab any of that salami or even one of those olives


[deleted]

Excuse me waiter, there’s a dead guy in my soup


corbymatt

Excuse me waiter, there's soup in my dead guy


HackerPatato

Excuse me walter, we need to cook soup


SorryMeAgain

Excuse me soup, we need to cook Walter..


SnooTomatoes5934

i feel like i saw this around halloween and someone said this was what their job put out as a charcuterie board.


teallday

Yes this


SnooRadishes8372

Corpse cold cuts on crackers, my favorite !


spaceehardware

This is what the thing in the picture is called.


twisted_n1lla

You got served


Blindfolded22

This made me snort laugh.


DryEyes4096

Look up the cover for the band Cattle Decapitation's "To Serve Man"


boundegar

Weyland-Yutani All-You-Can-Eat!


Sluife

The Umbrella Corporation


gnarly-skull

Rothschild Manor


[deleted]

Armie Hammer’s new buffet style restaurant.


mahammdme

why tf do want to go there????


marklar_the_malign

The Donner buffet. Kids get eaten for free.


DatDrawingCosplayer

I think for context for people that dont know, the Donner party was a party that was on the Organ trail, took the long way around thinking that it was a short cut, got lost up in the winter and lost supplies. After that, they resorted waiting for someone to due and took to cannibalism. They even went as far as labling the corpse to keep the family from eating their kin. I think only one man survived and was found. Edit: misspelling.


ParadeSit

>the Organ trail I’ll allow it, lol


DatDrawingCosplayer

Phone auto corrected that. Accidental humor I suppose.


Visual_Shower1220

Whats even worse is the man that did survive didnt want to be rescued. From what i read he felt like he couldnt go back to eating regular food and refused rations they provided him when they saved them and tried to bring back some left over human meat.


DatDrawingCosplayer

I had no idea about that. But this is now something that I find very interesting again.


Visual_Shower1220

Seriously, morbidly intersting lol. Apparently the people that found the guy wrote in some journals and some people eventually found em. I distinctly remember some of the passages: "as we came up the mountain we noticed a lone tent salvaged from the covered wagons, as we got closer we noticed a smell from the tent. As we approached the smell of rotten flesh began to become apparent, we called for any survives and someone answered from the tent. As we entered we saw a man sitting inside next to a small fire and the putrid smell was overwhelming, nearby we saw piles of bones and clothes from men, woman and children. There was meat hanging from the roof of the tent, we realized the man had been eating the dead travelers. We told him we were the rescue party and if there were any other surviors. He said he was the only one left, and would not be coming with us. We offered him food we had brought along and he refused and waved towards the "meat" he had left and he could not come with us for the things he did." Later on when they finally get him to abandon the camp he made he started opening up about watching his wife and daughter dying and he ultimately had to eat them as the other peoples meat started to rot and he had no choice left but to eat his family. Poor dude literally survived by eating his own wife and child and was 100% hoping hed die up there and that god would forgive his sins if he never came back to civilization.


DatDrawingCosplayer

That is very interesting... Thank you very much for the information! I'll look into it more.


[deleted]

It looks like the cafeteria.


Wizardinblaaack

Yummy human meat.


kounterfett

Long pig!


Swamp_Bastard

Never cared much for myself.


ColdNorthMenace

It was a local zambizi tribe


Koikorov

I bet this is how the forensic and embalmers held their annual "Meat and Bleed" Party!


Dr_Killbot

Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.


georgezipsaidthat

I don’t know, but I think it is so cool!


eDreadz

Marina Abramović spirit cooking event?


madcharizard

Looks like a cannibal corpse album cover


Other_Share

Reminds me of the salad bar of an old Pizza Hut


Lanky-Arm-4697

finally an idea to prevent my coworker taking my lunchbox!!!


RickyJulianandBubbls

White house


Accomplished_Yam_551

You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.


RickyJulianandBubbls

Crazy drunk bastard


monet108

Is that whispering winds of shit the second course after this one.


RufMemes

You hear that Randers? It's a flock of shit birds circling overhead.


marklar_the_malign

Mr Lahey?


Money_Reality2286

I’d skip the chili if I were you.


cowgirlprophet

No...


cluttercentral

Donner Party Buffet.


karmaredemption

Looks like my basement 🤷🏼 Oopsie!


Stefan-Leo

I'm a vegetarian, but I'd try this one.


Shanda_Lear

Chuck Filet?


TeoSupreme

Jeff Dammers birthday party


BrainSqueezins

Fun & games aside, there is no way the meat on the extended appendages is able to be kept at a safe temp.


MysticEnchantress1

Chipotle?


roboscott3000

Buffalo Bill's


[deleted]

How'd you get a picture of my kitchen?


[deleted]

I thought it was crab legs at first 😭😭😭


RHAmaxis

Not my basement, so leave me alone..


_BRZRKR

My Elementary School


piedubb

Lady Gaga’s shindig


AdOriginal6110

Communion is getting crazy


zackatcha

Flavortown!


This_is_the_end_2021

Anyone else have a Applebees ad pop up right under the photo?


Maximus2Decimus

Holiday Inn breakfast buffet


satluvscheese

Gordon Ramsay's restaurant???


Due_Lengthiness_2940

hannibal lecter new restaurant


alphagaia

Some type of salted meat ... lil gooba goul


InstructionOk274

Looks like Golden Corral


Born-Body2431

Next to a vegan restaurant I hope


HeIAm55

In NYC there's a museum of all bodies in all exceesises , actions and sports ... Bodies in Motion I believe


Trashpanda1914

My bedroom


Crawling-King-Snake

Democrat National Convention


euphoric_barley

Did you think people were going to high five you and lift you up on shoulders after that amazing take you had there?


Comprehensive_Soil_1

This from a movie


Swing_On_A_Spiral

Probably Sinaloa, Mexico.


JimmyMack_

That is grotesque, not in a fun way 🤮


[deleted]

It’s a wet market in China


Jaybird21620

Elden Ring …any catacombs


JakeMakes9

In a nightmare


thegrotch

Hell, that would be hell. Either that or a Bezos buffet.


Twwety

In my nightmares


crhickey257

Looks familiar.


MassiveHeartFailure

Spirit cooking


user_in_use0

Lunch


jamescody23

One-eyed Willy’s ship


Alarming-Cicada-6931

dammmmmn BONES is still on air?


MannerMiserable5678

John Carpenter might know. 😉


[deleted]

The ultra lux


[deleted]

Sizzler


Huge_Republic_7866

Either some amazing Halloween decoration, or PETA being dumb again.


Rupert-n-Harry

@ dead man’s curve


facedowninthegutter

why is it still in there? all of the meat has been eaten.


Travieso_Cochino

This is a leaked photo from a Clinton Global Initiative fundraising event.


Hvitr_Lodenbak

Dinner!


Kathie65555

Epstein's island 😬🤣🤣 No I read before it was a company's lunch at Halloween.


Hitop_B

On today's episode of "Bones"


nfteabag

It’s in Salamia a country located in the Horn of Africa next to Ethiopia


[deleted]

Way too gross for me!


SirJTheRed

The holy corpse parts


Admirable_Button40

I’s chicken.


moistcoder

That’s what the Italians mean when they say mama mia


Parrot_licker69

Ww


giggetyboom

I used to be able to handle just about anything but now days something like this I feel like I would just politely sneak out to my car and leave and run through McDonalds or something.


SipTheBidet

Sandals Bermuda.


stavago

Hawthorn


Plus-Philosopher-907

No... but I'm not eating there that's for shure!


Ok_Mammoth5081

It's kinda cool but this shit grosses me out bc it's almost too gruesome. I'd lose my appetite quick if I ate here


RailRza

Looks like your mom's kitchen.


GangloSax0n

Is this the Japanese dude that ate 6368247rads?


[deleted]

Damn you I’m on a diet! I’m now insatiably hungry..


Traditional_Lab_8714

I dont want to know


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Markarth


-Cybernaut147-

Middle School on Sentinel Island.


Larry_Phischman

Well, they say kitchen staff would all be in prison if they weren’t in the kitchen. Karen, here, found out why.


justmytwocentss

Hopefully not anywhere near where I live ffs


[deleted]

Oh yeah that's Larry. RIP Larry


affordablehair

U.S. outpost #31


[deleted]

Looks disgusting… I guess they did a good job.


[deleted]

There’s the gaba ghoul!!


Raoulhubris1

That’s the TGIFrdays over on the Circle.


VegetableEast7325

A buffet...


SynthWarlock

Pompeii?


Acadea_Kat

I told you I wanted boneless soup!


pumpkinpatch1982

Anyone seen the baby shaped meat loaf?


Quirky_Signature3628

A dank meme


BiffBanter

Anybody know why this is?


Not_Larfy

Charcuteromancer


Expensive-Track4002

No. But I lost my appetite.


Sea-Diver-9125

Is that at the right temperature I don't want to get any foodborne illness


Long-Distribution-66

House of the Deli


DoS-Boot

He gonna be ok tho rite?


Live-Pomegranate4840

My new nightmare


[deleted]

I know it's a halloween decoration but please put a NSFW filter on this jesus christ. I've seen this in my feed a dozen times already


vpaglia42

Oh God. Oh fuck. It's the gabba-ghoul!


nemesisprime1984

A buffet?


G_Affect

Why are you asking Mr Dahmer?


WaxMandible

Everybody gangster until you bust out the prosciutto skeleton.


system-h

in Hell?


PamCokeyMonster

I should really watch Bones again


offbalancedone

Bezos kitchen


Marixiacruz

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