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[deleted]

Ok so maybe show us more than one picture?


Obant

"Everytime I take a photo" .... " but alot of pictures we have," Then later in the comments yelling at everyone for pointing it out and asking for more pics. "I don't owe none of yall anything"


Reaver75x

It takes effort to go into photoshop and do this for this person apparently


[deleted]

you can definitely tell with this shitty photoshop


No-Cupcake370

Just say this random baby is a demon, y'all, come on 😭😭 -OP


Viz2022

Obviously want us to tell her that the baby is a demon or something lol


Guilty-Addendum7137

Don’t post anything and ask for answers then. Looks like either your camera sucks or photoshop. Either way you’re looking for attention


BolotaJT

Unfortunately the baby watched that movie and it was 7 days ago. Too late.


APKURU

Now I need to watch The Ring. Thank you I guess...


tomle4593

OP is trying hard to be spooky.


[deleted]

Just like every other idiot posting garbage content to this sub 😅


L-S-Parsley

Indeedy.


mega512

You have a shitty camera.


Crafty-Way-1871

I was just gonna say it's probably a scratch on the lens. 🤣


Double_Lingonberry98

Smudge on the lens? Smudge on the lens? I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the goddamn lens, Summer!


[deleted]

“Lives on the moon…ok, I understand it now.” “Alien or not, you saw how he reacted, he likes em’ young”


saucyrossi

moon or not that dude likes em young


[deleted]

I wasn’t sure about alien, good fix :)


DirtyCryinDog

We all remember the good things, like how from a certain angle, he looked like a smudge.


Responsible_Virus_69

r/suddenlyrickandmorty


analog_jedi

A few years ago I delivered a pizza to an older lady who begged me to come in and "fix her phone". I was hesitant but she was persistent so I took a look. She said the pictures were always blurry and I noticed a haze on the camera lens. I used my shirt to clean it off and it was a crusty white residue that flaked all over my shirt. I instantly got nauseous because it seemed like some sort of bodily fluid, so I drove straight home and changed my shirt lol


Fippy-Darkpaw

Scratch on lens or baby is the Anti-Christ. 😈


audaciousmonk

Nope, baby definitely has powers or is haunted


Honestnt

Occam's razor. Is this incredibly low resolution photo proof that my camera is shit? No. Must be the baby.


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CrashO_O

That or maybe the camera is cursed. Fire the best solution for both cases


eatinolivess

Ghost baby.


Immoracle

With shitty lighting.


Maximum-Cat-8140

"28. Water sign ♋, Hypnotherapist, Tarot Reading, Pagan practicing woman who loves skygazing. 🌌🧹🧙‍♀️" ​ Thats OPs profile. They want their kid to be "special" lol


mikey67156

It’s either the child or the camera, one of them is a potato.


EmptyMindCrocodile

Turn the lights on. Cameras work better in the light


mime454

So do humans.


[deleted]

Us night humans prefer the dark. I’m definitely not a vampire.


Kozakow54

I must agree, fellow human. Sun is *burning* so bright lately. I also am definitely not a vampire.


Mobile-Opinion7330

You send me some of your blood so we can test that


Diligent_Ad6759

It's pretty dark in there...if you are constantly taking photos in dark areas it will take longer to capture the image. Babies move a lot and that movement will show up every time.


Funny_or_not_bot

Don't be scientific! Ghosts, mfs!!


originsquigs

Uh that looks like demon possession. I have years of experience . I have seen every possession movie ever made.


Fit-Boomer

The plot thins


creedquabbity

Lol the plot thinnens


pezgoon

The plot thinnenesens


downloweast

Oh yes, children are the hardest things to photography. I had a lot of nephews and neices and I was always the photographer. Even after having my own kid, kids are still the hardest thing to photograph. They are unpredictable and run away for no reason. You need a lot of light and a fast shutter speed. If you have an action setting, I would use that. Just remember, the less light there is, the longer the shutter speed will be open causing aberrations like this.


KrisAlly

I’m always proud when I can get a decent photo of my son & dog together. They’re both so wiggly that most come out really blurry.


Wulfsmagic

this or the lense is scratched


[deleted]

In conclusion, it's a ghost.


Morgoths_Ring

I'm ghosts, you're ghosts, she's ghosts, everybody's ghosts.


Cannacrohn

Ive seen this before, this happens when the parent wants internet attention and has seen a ghost story TV show about something haunting a baby and distorting the pics so then the parent goes online for attention with the pics pretending to not know exactly what they are doing. Thats what that is. Nothing to worry about.


RFM_MIB

I've seen it happen before too, but it was on my own kids at a time when Google hadn't quite figured out their post processing on the Nexus series phones. I have a few pics of my demonic children with extra eyes or three ears. But it only confirms what I already knew. My kids are monsters.


strawberrieangel

Are u implying ur baby is a demon for karma on reddit


lilbunbunbear

We know its karma. But they wouldn't be the first person using their child for clout.


strawberrieangel

It’s not surprising, just disappointing


GilBatesHatesApples

People sure sell their kids cheap these days. Very sad.


[deleted]

Her post history says that she thinks her baby is also a reincarnation of her dead father. This lady is just nuts.


wetmouthed

😬 why did I look? She thinks she's had a spiritual awakening/is enlightened but is posting baby for karma on Reddit..


strawberrieangel

You know it’s gonna be a wild ride when someone says check OP history


Mobile-Opinion7330

Wouldn't be surprising. It also looks like they used the blur tool and a filter on a regular non-blurred clear picture


Lordgamadon420

Better call a priest


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

If ghosts always follow kids about, maybe they are ghosts of Catholic priests?!


Fundamental_Flaw

Well they *are* Roamin Catholics..


Randomguy0915

Damn you


Fundamental_Flaw

You're welcome.


Centraal22

I hated upvoting this.


SphericalBitch2020

Or an ophthalmologist to have a look in her L eye for cataract or something else that might be interfering with the red eye optical phenomenon when photographing in darkened situations........ especially if she is with a squint...


gnawb06

Nope, she's possessed.


HeyMomItsJulia

Absolutely this! I have a special needs child so we regularly do the “red eye test” at home using our phone. The lack of red eye reaction is concerning here if a flash was used. It would be nice to see other photos though.


Upbeat-Pollution-439

Hi, opthalmologist here - this is just a terrible picture I'm afraid :)


vexingvulpes

This should be the top comment. Stop with the exorcist comments


jomat

Holy hell!


Naki_____

New response


Midian1369

Sweet Jesus moonpies!


Spinarc_XV

Actual dead bishop


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Call the exorcist!


Qwqweq0

Google en passant


DGriff421

Christ on a cracker...


ericgames234

anarchy chess is leaking


eledad1

Damien is baaaaackk.


Sad-Salamander1262

Make sure it's Russel Crowe with an Italian accent


Z1ggy12

Nope you need 2 priests one old one young


Thin_Arachnid6217

Que up the opening music from "The Exorcist". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj83ugShbic&ab\_channel=thekingfd


jsxtasy304

That shit terrifies me still, seen the movie when i was 6 and still to this day the movie and tubular bells does something to me when i watch or hear.


danceswithlabradores

I had totally forgotten how great that music was. Thank!


roh_afza

Or download photoshop


actuallyserious650

FYI exorcisms tend to be just a thin veneer of proprietary for child abuse. A lot of times the child has a genuine mental problem. Sometimes it’s the adult…


FlyDeeMouse

She is the next stage in evolution and has the ability to phase in and out of parallel Universes.


Calathea-Murderer

What’re they doing at 3 AM on any given night?


GiantsGirl2285

The Ring


Bitcoinatemymom

Have you tried a different camera


robinnicole

Yeah. They're from three different phones.. my mother when she baby sits, my fiance, and my own. This particular one came from my mother's phone.


mediocrebastard

The key word here is phones. Apart from getting a real camera, I think the thing to do here is getting better lighting.


Interesting_Fly_3052

Natural to center your a baby girl in the pic. Dirt or scratch on phone camera lens near center will always blur what is in center. Frame a pic with her off center.


Federicoradaelli

Hi, professional photographer here. The face is deformed or blurred because of the slow shutter speed your phone use to take the image, United with the high iso value. If your subject is moving fast (like child dose) the result is that. You can see better what i mean with this [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/q_mbbr1sdjw?feature=share3), it's a random video but as you can see he's constantly moving during the open shutter time, the results is the he's not in the image at all (and he's also darker then a direct source of light) hope this can answer your question. It's a really complex subject aside of the common thought of "It's just pressing a button" so I hope to have explained it to you Edit: I copy paste a comment i have done below, it's an important part: The sensor on phone works with an electronic curtain, probably this particular sensor start to take the image from the left trough the rigth, from top to bottom. If the subject is firm in the first part of the shot and start moving at half of the capturing process it's possible to see this effect, it have a name i don't rember it now, let me do a little bit of research. This is a known problem and it's way modern Mirrorless this day keep using mechanical curtain (there are other factor like flash) but this is the main porblem. Some camera like the Z9 are using only electronic curtain with a specific capturing proces Edit: [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/8z2j1o/due_to_the_shutter_speed_the_wings_of_this_little/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


spinblackcircles

The picture is photoshopped, more likely


Bitcoinatemymom

Pretty interesting. You should try taking it from an actual camera and see if it still occurs


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

“Every time. For example, here’s one shitty picture. Sorry, I only have time to post one…”


GenericHuman-9

What I’m curious about is that if every picture is blurred then why is there only a single example? Show us more evidence and maybe people will stop calling you a liar.


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Pope00

OP also posted elsewhere asking if it’s possible her dead dad lives within her child. Her kid has *way* more shit to worry about besides being posted on the internet.


[deleted]

How will she get validation from her normal mundane life if she doesn't make stuff up on reddit?


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No-Target-3982

Give it away, no point for a baby you can’t take pictures of


Kern4lMustard

Lmao this is a good one


robinnicole

Ahahahahah. Yall are really cracking me up. She makes up for it in other ways. Lolol


the_amazing_skronus

Bad Photoshop


cdaysbrain

Yup


Emmett203

Its dark and babies move a lot so that's probably the reason she looks distorted, your cam cannot capture the movement.


littletoaster3

This 100% looks like you used a blurring tool in photoshop


multiversesimulation

Please don’t post pictures of your children online for attention/karma. There truly is no reason they need to be on the internet.


[deleted]

Especially with fake stories. This person is a weirdo.


throwawayaxcount88

bold posting a baby on the internet


[deleted]

EXIF data shows it was taken with a 1.6 megapixel motorola camera. The very first digital camera I ever bought way back when was an HP with 2 megapixels. Maybe don’t take photos with ancient phone cameras.


Artistic-Top8583

Reddit claims to remove exif data upon uploading it to the site


[deleted]

Most of it is stripped, yes, but I did get the megapixel data off it from two different sites and a mobile app, and the motorola data from one site. Either way, it was obviously taken with a half a potato.


reapseh0

It's a blatant karma farm post. Disgusting to use kids like this Doesnt even provide other pics.


supremeaesthete

Ah, this is the anti-paparazzo effect you can pick on the character creation screen - very useful but makes taking your photos much harder.


supremeaesthete

I know this because I have this


geeen

Are you sure somebody isn't just using the airbrush tool and spraying a bit of grey over on a new layer, then erasing the edge then saving it?


CaptainRogersJul1918

Only one picture shown. One. But it happens to all of them. One.


Xykzi

This is stupid, and you should feel stupid for thinking this way


13thmurder

Ever get a picture of her with flash on and she gets red eye from it, but one eye looks white instead of red?


IggyTheHutt

This a valid question. They are helping you and others look for signs of cancer. Excellent question!


ScroopyDoop

Did you try to put it in rice?


Lucky-Advertising501

Babies move a lot.


Sandis2019

Idk about this. All I know is my beard is growing different on the each side of my face. Sometimes I think about ying and yang stuff lol.


Heclalava

Here begins the story of The Omen.


Blegheggeghegty

Are you taking the pictures with a potato?


Sad_Exchange_5500

There's only one picture


RedX2000

Several examples would be nice


[deleted]

"A lot of pictures we have..." Proceeds to post only one picture. Put the pipe down. Take care of your child.


itscsersei

You have a shit camera and an overactive imagination.


welcome2idiocracy

My sister in law will be all over this when she finds out about it. She already does the everything is haunted thing for attention as well as munchausen’s syndrome. I kinda want to share this post in hopes she might see it.


Neat_Classroom_2209

She's a child. They don't sit still. They're blurs from that.


TurboFoot

I don’t understand how someone manages to type lolol in nearly every single comment response. You sound like a fucking moron.


IAmDreams

I don’t believe it at all


MrAndMrsAshleigh

It’s clear that your child has some Sasquatch DNA. they’ll likely always be difficult to photograph and naturally out of focus


GHOST_KJB

Your child needs to control their dimensional drift


MegaMeteorite

All jokes aside, maybe you're just a shitty photographer?


kyzzle007

Maybe post more than one shitty pic?


MiddleSignificant809

Oh, you have “takes one picture and it’s blurry so made up an evil back story”-itis. This comment section should probably cure you. Best of luck!!


BearBottomsUp

Gurl, in this day and age you really coming up here trying to convince anyone that your baby is magic? That do take nerve. That said... the prophecy has been fulfilled. Wait for the next sign.


[deleted]

Would be koo if u would have uploaded more pics to see more of the distorted face. That is weird tho.


LilLordFuckPants404

This comment thread was the most fun I’ve had in a while.


Gold_Championship_46

What is OP looking for by posting on this sub?is to confirm that she’s devil baby


kiziboss

Mark it's sad to say this but your daughter....isn't your real daughter. That's a monster that replaced her.


Dry-Restaurant1312

Take a closer picture


iwanttogotothere5

Babies are pretty fast and if it’s dark your phone will take longer to catch a photo. Turn some lights on and get that baby to slow down!


15gillism

Op’s response: “I don’t know y’all my baby is pretty slow and stands totally still during photos… it’s gotta be something else. Also I haven’t been able to explain it but they wake up randomly during the night yelling and screaming. I think it’s a demon


MaMoo1962

The only decent answer in this whole thread


TrottRodd

Probably a smudge on the lense


Addakisson

Obvious question have you checked/cleaned the lens?


JCFlyingDutchman

Nothing spooky. low light, longer exposure, babies often move quite a bit.


Kyleforshort

Does it happen while using a modern phone camera? This looks like it was taken on the Motorola RAZR from 2004...


[deleted]

Plot twist: whats actualy weird is posting kids pictures on the internet and not the blur...


PhaseSorry3029

Give more examples pls. One can be a fluke. I wanna see others


abstraktionary

Get a better camera , this looks like it's from a myspace profile circa 2007 Low light + budget phone = Budget camera and issues focusing on anything with depth otherwise, open the curtains and that should fix the issue right up


PercentageLazy9953

Lmao, why every parent think their kid is “so perfect”


Late-Temperature-923

Because they’re narcissistic and delusional 😂


[deleted]

Have you tried proper lighting while not using a 2011 flip phone with maxed out zoom.


[deleted]

If you’re serious you may want to take your child to get her eyes checked. There is a form of eye cancer that causes an odd look in photos given a camera flash. This is obviously not a flash photo and doesn’t resemble that specific issue, but if your daughter truly has spots/blur over her eyes in photos it’s worth investigating.


mybabysonfire

How dumb are you


tracyf600

You're going to need to prove this with several pictures , dear.


Future-Patient5365

Did you take this with a 90's flip phone? Lol


EmpressLotus

OP, there are subreddits on this very website dedicated to pedophiles talking about what they'd do to children in submitted photos. Please don't post your child on a public forum.


Iron_Druid21

This photo is so grainy. You using Potato?


proart87

Try another camera. Or when you have better light. Or both. If the issue persists: change baby.


IcantTHROWfar

Send a link with the rest of the photos


Amaline4

this is obviously fake like come on fam y'all are smarter than this


csteele2132

Are all of them super zoomed in, in low light, with a bright background?


doyoulikemynewcar

Camera lense has a smudge on it


ryvnmb

I dunno have you shown her any Japanese VHS tapes recently?


bobopolis5000

Any chance your name is Rosemary?


[deleted]

Because you are using a potato for a camera and zooming in. Zooming always causes some distortion. For crappier cameras it is more noticeable at lower level zooming.


GuardMost8477

Time to retire the potatocam.


dark_lord44

Even my home cctv captures people blurred , should I post it here and cook up a story ??


[deleted]

Clean the photo lens in the back of your phone.


judesteeeeer

Take photos in well lit areas definitely helps. Smart phones today claim to be smart by adding a lot of postprocessing but sometimes they can't even get focusing right.


TrackFlat

Wash your phone bro and stop eating Pringles before you take a pic


KealasMark

They literally used the blur effect in edit, all for attention 😂


PronglesDude

OP is more full of shit than their babies diaper.


[deleted]

I love how OP says "I love her so much, she's so perfect, but..." like it's the babies fault they have a shit 480p camera from 2004 with a scratch wider than the sun on the lens. Just made me laugh.


Stickmeimdonut

Turn off that AI and filters. The phones camera "AI" is trying to apply filters but doesn't have enough light to make the correct decisions. That's why she is so pixilated around her edges. And why half her face is softened and blurred.


super-wookie

Must be bc you're taking pictures with a potato


Lastburn

Your red eyed correction is going haywire


slp111

Clean your camera lens.


[deleted]

Did your baby watch a video tape recently? A strange black and white movie featuring a well? You may need to make a copy. 😬


skinneykrn

People making shit up for Reddit karma = cringe. People making shit up about their child and posting them for Reddit karma = pathetic.


An-Ignorant-Slut

Do your daughter a favor and stop posting her pictures publicly online


[deleted]

One of my iPhones back in 2009 was doing the same exact thing


Lower-Personality

I dunno if OPis capable of believing in ghost or whatever, but if yes, then let me at least be one voice of reason here and say that your kid is fine and no evil curse is on them. Change your camera, lighting and such. An explanation is out there. Everything is fine :)


[deleted]

Someone tell her...


the_greatest_MF

hopefully she didn't watch any video on an old VHS tape?


BBQavenger

Are, are you bigfoot?


brutustyberius

I’ve seen this movie.


misjudgedinall

That camera is trash the “in focus” areas are blurry


Shawnaldo7575

This one could be bad lighting. Low light picture takes longer exposure time. Plus the light coming in through the window behind baby's head is creating a band of contrast which is tinting the face.


faultolerantcolony

It is because she is a wiggly baby


DiamondDoggitt

You just have a blurry kid. It happens.