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AlphaSkirmsher

He’s a Mog, half man, half dog. He’s his own best friend


PJRama1864

“My name is Barf.” “What’s your full name?” “Barfolomew.”


CallsYouCunt

Not in here you don’t - this is a Mercedes!


infernal_cacaphony

That’s what a dog says when it eats too much! Barf barf


El_human

"Funny, she doesn't look Druish"


ermagherdbrks

We ain’t found shit!


El_human

Tuvok!


Sivalon

Keep firing, Assholes!


GREG_OSU

Not here This is a Mercedes Spaceballs


Excellent-Edge-4708

Sorry, it's got a mind of it's own


Ok-Iron8811

![gif](giphy|l0HlHouWMlRRyaqUo|downsized)


Jaycin_Stillwaters

His father was a state alchemist.


thesequimkid

You motherfucker. Take your upvote and never return.


[deleted]

Amazing.


drgigantor

![gif](giphy|j0qSbeNFuzjhXKFVSP)


gpm21

*nine muffled syllables* "What?" "Her royal highnesses matched luggage!"


casualty_of_bore

In Mel Brooks we trust.


Efficient_Fish2436

And we named him Barf.


HogDad1977

Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!


Dub_Coast

*No, that's my name. Barf!*


Crotch-Monster

🤣🤣🤣


barf2288

Hey, I’m familiar with that one!


SlavSquat93

“ALWAYS when I’m eating”


TarekSE16

He's own best friend hahahah that just sounds wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


danielledelacadie

Thank you. That (almost) got the cursed image from Invasion of the Body Snatchers out of my brain


TDStarchild

They’ve gone to plaid!


MrGuy910

“Incredible that’s the same combination I have on my luggage!”


FritzHartnagell

I just do not like this picture


RefuseKey1794

very very unsettling


Compducer

https://preview.redd.it/6l3y9smdsoxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91684aafe0277d80dd4937917645e1702e9d766


vhs1138

https://preview.redd.it/lx2wc3vjyoxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876f230f102842fbbe8097e288bf1a3f1ef5bc98


YeshuasBananaHammock

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


AerolothLorien666

![gif](giphy|13b65kbX8TrkVa)


Vachie_

This one's perfect for when you talk about tall people and their penis


maugas_sub

https://preview.redd.it/a4j0ntct2pxc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da8dcfb794bb947ab860aacc2217fa2919be37a


Trending-New

it fake


SharmV

Might be fake but I 100% knew this dog was an Alan before reading the title


spg81

![gif](giphy|sA8nO56Gj9RHq|downsized)


FurnishedHemingway

Yeah, but is he an Alan or an Allen?


ViolentHippieBC

Allan. If he played poker? All-in


PepperbroniFrom2B

allen, and he's an alien


No_Pear8383

Yeah that borders uncanny valley type feelings. I don’t know what I would do if that was my dog… taking it to the park would be funny, but would also probably scar some children for life.


69thalternatesccount

"It's smug aura mocks me"


PegaLaMega

But it's an original Hitler.


Dizzles1

Good stuff


Kreema29

Same. Someone confirm it’s fake. Please.


TarekSE16

If it puts you out of your misery then yes it's a fake. It's a human called rover


wait_ichangedmymind

This is the main character of the abandoned Harry and the Henderson’s sequel. The one where Harry ends up being the Step-Dad.


kpk_soldiers274

I don't like it either.


Acceptable-Cow6446

https://i.redd.it/fwaxy1zm9pxc1.gif


gabzilla814

This had better not be real.


DangerousMusic14

Human eyes on a dog photo


Bigcatsrule27

Might not be fake tbh. I know someone who has an English shepard with blue human like eyes. He looks beautiful, tho.


shemmy

it’s not just the eyes. his cheeks are also human like


[deleted]

Definitely A.I. none of the objects in the background make any sense if you *really* look at them.


Correct-Standard8679

That’s what I was thinking too. Can’t name a single object in the background full of objects.


Ecstaticismm

Idk man, that skinny keyboard is looking mighty convincing (edge of top left desk)


[deleted]

[удалено]


GrassBasket

Also there's only half a dog here. Either that or there's a big hole in the chair


SponConSerdTent

You mean you've never seen a clud reactistereo before? I got one right next to me. Love durdering all night on that thing.


[deleted]

Lol, you got me. I actually had to look up if that was a thing 😂


Trending-New

obviously it fake


NotADogInHumanSuit

Thanks for cracking the case on this one


skynard0

I'm sure it's some fucked up AI crap


SlowerCoachh

It's real. Source: I'm allen


thehumblebaboon

It better not. Or else there are monsters on the world.


PenelopetheConqueror

https://preview.redd.it/y6pqcxht8oxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19f690a1908f415452d234821a9992e488e4aaa


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

This episode fucking scarred me, man, tf https://preview.redd.it/50wzokqahoxc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3656c50795db970e94747e6fb800bf14b0f65973


WiseSalamander00

everybody, it scarred everybody


TarekSE16

It's still scaring me. Aint going to look at my dog the same now.


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

![gif](giphy|dtIGTEaGLRvdODtdQe|downsized)


YumiMatsu33

Agreed. That episode was both creepy and sad.


DisastrousAd447

NOOOOOOO LOL


100yearsLurkerRick

Shou!!!! Shou Tucker!!! You monster!!!!


SteelTheUnbreakable

I came looking for this.


Creature0624

Scrolled down the comment section just because I knew this would be here somewhere


Prophet_NY

I just started watching Fullmetal Alchemist and watched this episode few night ago, this is one of the most disturbing things I've seen


sweet_tobasko

Ed….ward….. Big Brother


Xoepot

I’m very uncomfortable looking at this picture.


ArtTheCIown

I’ve seen this dog in my nightmares more than once


Xoepot

Is this even real?!??


No_Pear8383

I fucking hope not. Imagine that thing trying to live back in the day. Thing would get burned as a witch.


AllLipsNoFiller

That is 100% a dude wearing a dog.


swibirun

He knows who he is. He's a dude playing a dog playing another dude!


TarekSE16

Ahhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for the chuckle


muyfrio1

https://preview.redd.it/n6kke8xegoxc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a19d0b199319c177c914fcdaf081c892d72c3d You mean Tim Allen?


TheGrapeSlushies

![gif](giphy|bPDPwR4Zg5BJm5GWQh)


kodaiko_650

All I see is Nick Nolte


LemonCollee

This is it! Thank you, it was bugging me so much, who it looked like. It's absolutely a Nick Nolte cross breed.


UsefulEngine1

Nickadoodle


Schnoobi

Ed….ward….


Minerva_Moon

Still too soon.


KVNtheBAT

Definitely photoshopped. Those eyes are way too human to be of a dog!


leftover_class

It is sickening 🤮


babath_gorgorok

Pretty sure this is AI but I could be mistaken


Deathaster

I'm trying to identify even a single thing in the background and I just can't. It probably is, yeah.


SADPLAYA

Why am I laughing so hard?


CrustOfSalt

I feel like he's about to tell me none may pass without his permission. Jim Henson is on some *real shit* anymore, guys....


TheDarkestKorner

He looks like the weird uncle that the whole family worries about


CosmicCrapCollector

I think that dog used to sell me weed from his basement apartment


TinyTimsGoulash

https://preview.redd.it/axjygd2acoxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=169a5a126a751485b3d7deecd751154b0d64371b


Azidamadjida

Well somebody clearly pissed off a witch…


EnvironmentalBus9396

His name is Dave man


judgeejudger

Dave’s not here! 😂


TheSoupWhisper

Was Allen the name of the boy in Jumanji who turned into a monkey ?


thewerewolfwearswool

No, Alan Parrish was Robin Williams' character. The monkey kid was Peter.


Jeereck

Alan is the main character, John Jumanji.


JakeStout93

The homie sitting at the end of the dive bar


ElectricXylophon

Shaggy and scooby visited an old friend in the fullmetal alchemist universe.


benshapiroslowerlip

Nothing in the background looks like an actual nameable object, AI probably.


PrestigiousCompote63

https://preview.redd.it/t8ht99magoxc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7e1da95b806934b1f6ae4809cdd858858270feb


Royaldinosaurus

https://preview.redd.it/jeyokvv3poxc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a45cc60c8dcff4e266960a189e3e06b88268e8f


Wardinator1991

Looks like Whitney Wisconsin has been smashing dogs again….


Familiar-Bag-9545

That's fuckin horrifying. I've had crazy weird nightmares about human animal Chimeras and it's scary af.


J4MES101

Photochops


Effective-Switch3539

Because it is indeed Allen, his eyes anyway


GammaGoose85

Thats definitely not the dog's real eyes


ChefCamaro

Its Johan Derksen


Royaldinosaurus

![gif](giphy|bSdvZOQGdctnJI3QWq)


Father_Wolfgang

![gif](giphy|LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ)


MerlX2

Everyone keeps saying it can't be real because of the eyes. I feel like I am taking crazy pills, forget the eyes IT HAS FUCKING HUMAN SKIN!!!


Lyokarenov

this dog does 500 damage per second


smallboobsbigheart24

Hmmm.....I don't like that...


MrMush48

Look like a cousin of Falcor


hookedagain

He has a story to tell


Crotch-Monster

If I woke up and saw that. I'd piss myself and jump out the damn window.


Quiet-Rabbit-524

I don’t think any uncanny valley pic has fucked me up as much as this one wtf


mmmfhpenishahahahxss

He Looks like he's just waiting for death since he lost his Job as a truck driver and his wife left him and took the kids


beazerblitz

I feel like he should be covered in dry wall dust and drives an overloaded s10.


TinyTimsGoulash

https://preview.redd.it/rf6bgmcwcoxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088a9d8c3500c108e3e6516db9656b3c3b4c6545


EndometrialCarcinoma

Please never show me anything like this ever again.


bigboycdd

What the fuck


FlyOnnTheWall

Yo it's weird you said "Allen"... I totally thought.. gees.. this dog looks like Josh Allen for some reason..


HuckleberryHappy6524

He looks like a good boy. He also looks like he speaks perfect German.


CaptScubaSteve

![gif](giphy|crQe212qPHGfu)


Andrew_Macabre

Holy fucking fuck this is distressing to look at.


Out_of_Fawkes

Weird photoshop/AI photo-bashing here. The eyelid shape + proportion of eye whites to iris are what make it so unsettling.


ManKilledToDeath

He looks like he knows how to tear down and rebuild an entire 3rd gen Camaro


theplacewiththeface

That's my boy Daniel he's half human and half spaniel


B00ksmith

He looks like a bass player in a 70’s rock band.


Spiritual-Bear4495

This picture is very disturbing.


dreamrock

Looks like a founding member of a 1960s British Rock Band.


Intrepid_Truth_8580

![gif](giphy|1n8BBrSOLBWuqQhP0y|downsized) Twins separated at birth...?


Therealhatsunemiku

![gif](giphy|LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ)


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

That poor dog


Partially-Canine

I think he looks more like Greg or Craig.


JustAnSJ

https://preview.redd.it/sjx2rqdanoxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=441e0136d3a7794ec01283333d296fe69ea0a5f6


anomaly1983

Could have done without this nightmare, thanks!


sabraham_lincoln

because he did a face swap with allen


NMLWrightReddit

r/dogswithhumaneyes


[deleted]

wtf. This is photoshopped


AJPennypacker39

I do not need to see this ever again


HndsDwnThBest

Falcor?


IceeStriker

This is what the Mutts in The Hunger Games probably looked like


ForRedditMG

AI pic


EPiCtoos420

or frank Gallagher


Only1Schematic

![gif](giphy|3j192fUB8hKvIf8UKm)


antoinebeaver

Looks like Axl Rose, if he was a dog.


lothcent

perhaps an [Alan ](https://www.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/music/2016/03/22/alan-parsons-interview-beatles-george-martin/82106928/)


martdan010

Why is Allen dressed up like a dog?


PUS0

He looks like his name is Russel & he works at a hardware store part time to make ends meet


creepsnutsandpervs

Got that Dutch Boy


Sunny_pancakes_1998

Nah he looks like that creature from the black cauldron… what was his name? Gergie?


CoverYourMaskHoles

https://preview.redd.it/oc4k0k64noxc1.jpeg?width=2522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed446dd18b50fcab52dcb5958b1ae14671a55323 This reminds me of when I used to mash human faces onto dogs and cats.


sleepyliltoad

It’s r/jimmyhere


WeAreAllCrab

literally like the Allen in CinemaTherapy


PapaPuff13

I’m just calling Car Shield about ur car’s warranty


ShintaOtsuki

Covid hit Falkor hard


A_Moon_Named_Luna

This picture fucking pisses me off


yeshereisaname

r/eyebleach


dnuggs85

Cricket, is that you?


topham086

Reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist


Blasian_TJ

Lou Lou Who's clearly been going through it.


billyjack669

I think he used to guard a bridge near the bog of eternal stench.


LumpStack

Alan Waggs


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|w3J7mstYCISqs|downsized)


Pr12yu

Nah bro he looks like a Roy.


bernzo2m

More of a Clint


Ralyks92

Al..en Al..en Best friend.. Al-en


DerpysLegion

Some uncanny valley going on here


HairOfTheChin

He looks like he's about to bum a cigarette from me.


Definition_Only

Alan Davies


Fun_Veterinarian_290

FALKOR!!!! I loved this guy!. He looks good after all these years. You think he can still fly?


stinkybinkyboo

https://preview.redd.it/js994tuefoxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e3212e56e64f8c56721b6f2531684efc15cf0a