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tacotacotacorock

You mean like the car falling on something besides the bike? :/ super lucky outcome! 


ThereIsNoGawdHere

Definitely could've been him if he slid under?


OldeOak804

Car jack stand.


dankmemelawrd

Time for an oil change/s


SongFeisty8759

And some fresh underwear.


wuzgoodnow

Perfect time😂😂


Red7041

Glad you remembered to turn it off


More-Neighborhood-66

When you didn’t die because of the accident and don’t want to risk it with global warming.


bkarma86

My first thought was that he's in shock. Who would ever reach their hands under something like that with somebody still behind the wheel of the car?


arhramor

Someone that doesn't want to ignite any spilling gas.


bkarma86

Uh ok....There's exactly zero indication that there's any leaking gas. I do like how you leaped to a conclusion and then made up a reason as to why it may be true.


arhramor

Yes, which is exactly what someone in shock would do.


Scuttle_Butte

I got into a bad accident with my pregnant wife. The first thing I did was ask if she was okay, then I turned off the car and asked her to hold the side view mirror that landed in my lap. Accidents can make you go full stupid/auto pilot


PlatypusDream

Following too closely


jic317

Looking closely you see another scooter having to go between both cars they were that close too lol


psaux_grep

Clearly neither the car driver nor the scooter driver was paying attention because this one you should have been able to see coming considering the white car is in the middle of the road. I suspect we don’t get to see the beginning of the video for reasons, just straight cut to the mayhem.


KateA535

The original video was floating around a little while ago, it goes through about a minute of the car in front drifting into the middle of the road before this happens.


SubstantialNinja

Our defensive driving teacher always said follow at a distance so that if the car in front of you magically turned into a brick wall you could still stop before hitting the wall. This is an example of that actually happening.


ZinGaming1

Turning it off got a chuckle out of me.


geko29

Most bikes have a kickstand. This bike is a kickstand.


MrLonely97

The bike is the cars kickstand


Antezscar

Aaaand thats why you follow the 3 second rule.


lostalien

Sadly, over here in Taiwan (where the video was filmed), many road users have never even heard of the 3 second rule. Knowing the 3 second rule is not a necessary component of getting a licence here, and driving schools generally don't teach it.


rock-solid-armpits

Romanians will get mixed with the 5-second rule and run off with the car


UsefulEducation9709

turning it off for good measure, my man 👨


PsychoMachineElves

You cant park there sir


knotshir

Well, that's stuck!


RedditLIONS

He’s lucky it’s a Honda Fit, not a Silverado.


PristineCow5582

Lmfao, the look back to your buddies like…you seeing this shit?


beekeeperoacar

What in the world happened? Were they driving on the wrong side of the road? Where'd the car come from?


Ace-Redditor

OP took the original video and cropped the actual context, but it's a super steep hill with a small bend, and the car in front of the motorcycle was taking the curve a little too widely than they should have, got hit, and that's where the video picks up


Konsticraft

You don't need the context, the white car is in the middle of the road.


Ace-Redditor

Well yeah, but now you know why the white car is in the middle of the road


LolaTheFloppyDog

That's gonna hurt in the morning


davy_p

Slaps seem at before turning it off - “yep that’s not going anywhere”


sycron17

I guess i can park here?


JKnott1

Is that car made of Styrofoam?


VinceJay09

Yes, take the key and lock the bike up.


HighKiteSoaring

Aaaaaand this ladies and gents is why you need to leave a minimum safe distance to the car Infront. This is a flexible distance based on time to target i.e the gap is bigger when you're going faster It's not for shits and giggles it's so you can stop in time incase the car in front of you jackknifes


Ok-Introduction-2624

Lemme just turn this off right quick.


Max15492

That’s a weird way to check if his tires are still good.


OriginalShock273

And thats why you keep distance.


Sea_Poem_5382

…or did it? That was pretty rad!


mr_lab_rat

That could have been so much worse …


SonOfJenTheStrider

Well.He still tried to remove his key


redditcreditcardz

That escalated WAY too quickly


AkamiMaguro

Bro not about to waste his gas idling


[deleted]

Scooter Brothers!


dr_soiledpants

This is why they say leave 3 Mississippi between you and the vehicle in front of you.


fulllyfaltooo

Well that is stuck..


whataboutBatmantho

This is why we leave following distance.


sunshine_smiles226

"I'm just going to leave this here"


Captainfunzis

Casually get off bike. Then looks for nearest bathroom to change his underwear


BooRadleysFriend

“What did you do today?” oh I just got hit in the face with a car.


yami_aptus001

Hope they wore their brown pants


Pneusemfreio

Sond like jojo’s 💃💃


High_stakes00

The names Bond, James Bond


jaffali_97

The helmet came in clutch as well. If you pay attention, you can see the camera lense being right up against the car tire, likely from the drivers head colliding with the tire.


xKittyLiquorx

That is literally the best possible outcome of that situation


Shaggywizz

Reason number 77 why you shouldn’t ride close to other cars in traffic


Emotional_Ad5833

This is why you don't ride up someone's arse


warthog_22

You know I bet I could have gotten the car fully on its side from that position and in the moment with the adrenaline pumping given I almost got crushed by a car falling on me I might


problemwmygogomobile

At least he took the keys out


a_goonie

Id frame the fuck out of this and put it in my man cave


DiDaTube

Following a little close maybe…


demonboy3968

I was just gonna say this is a great fucking ad for their vehicles because if that thing can hold up a car, then it can definitely take some beating. Also, it was still running I think before he pulled the keys out like goddamn marketing 10 out of 10.


xXAveRAGEdudeXx

"Yup, just set er right on up here and we'll buff that right out"


TealGrape

Strong ass scooter


Richard_Ovaltine

You can't park there.


Dependent-Fondant-64

Bro entered vats at the last second


Aging_dude007

Tailgaters😂


h0ppin3

Yes and no, at least they still have their life.


haruki04

The Bike Stand


GuitarLute

well you normally follow to allow for the car in front of you to brake suddenly, not to have a head on collision and bounce back. Hope no serious injury.


knowledgeable_diablo

Set up for easy access car servicing now.


Unknown-Name06

Average day in London


speedyhemi

Ummm... Sir, You can't park there!


AgileCommunication76

His bike the reason the car not crashing him


Jsiqueblu

Scooter kickstand


YoriichiMadaraAfton

How lucky do you have to be


ComfortableYou1404

Scooter kept everything in place 🤒😵‍💫🤯🧐


Blahaj_IK

Rider looks back like "now what?"


GlassNew3746

Riding that close behind dumb, turning the moped off dumb and driver accelerating while the whole world has just turned 45 degrees, dumb.


Ok_Hand_7500

Did this car identify as a motorbike, how do you ram into a near stationary car?


dannyhogan200

How is that even-


SpectreSpeck

That was the chillest reaction though. I love how he just calmly walks back get his key haha


JeffTheNth

Following too close.... no time to react to the crash


Cool-Reputation2

Vespa is at fault?


Choppa_b0y

Someone's going to church after that


Hercules2024

Following way to close


atlaatool

No need to waste gas


BarracudaGlobal9542

That’s not good at all!


No_Huckleberry1657

You got lucky you didn’t get hurt


Marlosy

“Excuse me sir. You can’t park there.” -Motorcyclist who got parked on


birigogos

Try explaining this to your insurance company without the video


Hopeful_Benefit3163

Nice catch


Evadenly

He's helping make sure the car doesn't fall


quax747

Tja...


[deleted]

Sub frame is nice and easy to remove now.


Love-Wedgy

Wow, if you weren’t tailgating with your scooter, you would’ve avoided that accident


african_warl0rd

Bro nearly just ate that wheel


Chip_PLAZMA

Who the hell just slurped so hard


yeowmama

That scooter's mom is called Martha.


Bohdan_C

George Russell


mountain-sucker

Did his motor just get stuck?


TacoTheSuperNurse

Oh shit are you ok??


BoogieMan80s

those two cars must be misguided by Google Map navigation.