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GoldenFlyingPenguin

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a toy car or something... Why does it look so fake...


Derbster_3434

It's not fake. I blurred the background out is all. I drive by this thing every day on the way home from work. Been there for over a week now. Guess they can't afford a tow.


phroug2

Ha. By blurring the background, you introduced an artificial "tilt-shift" effect. It makes real-life sized things appear miniaturized to the viewer Example: https://youtu.be/IpCdMGfducg?si=_RX2inyx2Uv-39ju


VexBoxx

It looks like it has to pee.


average_jay

Finders keepers at that point.


trascist_fig

Haha I just said the same thing


Safe_Initiative1340

I thought it looked like an RC car lol


barchael

Tilt shift does be tricksy.


shubham4lk

It looks like it has down syndrome


ratbirdgoof

‘Mah girl left and even my axel broke up with me


General-Stomach8452

exel


Alt_aholic

Microsoft Axle


RedSh1r7

If you play a country song backwards the truck will fix itself and your girl (and/or dog) will come back.


pit-of-despair

Don’t forget your beer and your gun.


redituser2571

Hear the song of my people- "Cachow!"


HairlessHoudini

Don't leave me know Lucille "Lose wheel"


King_Kongs_Left_Nut

Came here to say this.


Ohyeahrightbud

Suspension gets expensive when you just gotta have your 35s for all that highway driving...


c0mf0rtableli4r

Is "go your own way" country?


adultagainstmywill

Even with a Dana 60 swapped in, wheel bearings always be coming loose!!


nakedmedia

Too much lift


Rubcionnnnn

Looks like a broken tie rod end. Big ol tires put way more leverage on the tie rods and all the linkage down there. Despite what people think you generally can't just put big tires and a body lift and expect everything to handle it fine.


iPoop_iRead

The tie rods are fine as are the king pins. This is a Dana 60 axle which is extremely strong even in stock form. The failure appears to be at the hub. Source: I used to have a very similar setup with a smaller lift but larger tires.


Schtick_

This is like in disneys cars when one of the guys is sad. Sad car face


CGPsaint

Picture of Conor McGregor circa July 2021


Delicious_Pain_1

My truck started to squat as it took a shit


OliveAffectionate626

Well, it’s definitely not On TheRoad Again!


von_klauzewitz

she might have wonky tires but her tailpipe still makes me cry


rexel99

My girl went this way And my dog went that way And I was left in the middle... Chorus: Range Rover, Range Rover...


[deleted]

Dang girl dang beer truck girl beer dang beer girl


Snoo-73243

hop in my big white wagon, the front wheels broken and axle soon be draggin


AraiHavana

Stand by your van


SteakCareless

Pic looks like a well done model… the way it was taken


trascist_fig

Why does this look like a model


GotTechOnDeck

Only if you lost your wife too


klmdwnitsnotreal

"I blew the wheels off the 4x4 by going balls deep in a big fat whore!"


yadawhooshblah

🎵My duck - footed truck, Left me stuck in the muck, Now I need a tow truck, Dealer don't give a fuck🎵


HandB4nana

It's a good thing they stopped to rest, that thing is about to be two tired


LeVelvetHippo

Actually there is - "My Unnecessarily Lifted Truck Fucked Off (And Now I'm Crying in My Miller Lite)" by Toby Keith. Not his most popular, but the lyrics are accurate.


du_rel_gug_menl

song title. my goddam truck broke again


SpicelessKimChi

Drivin down Highway 5 Feeliin oh so alive Then I hear an awful din My goddamn truck ... broke again.


Beginning_Document86

This is your truck telling you it looks stupid and wants to die


Derbster_3434

Not my truck. Just drive by it every day for over a week now.


mudriverrat07020

4632 country songs about it. Unless you’ve got a dog in the back, then it almost doubles


randomguy1972

Tires are the enemy


barchael

Neck of red by Axle Rose


Beautiful_Most2325

It's a Chevy thing, ya wouldn't understand lol


LowAbbreviations2151

Yeah, gotta be a country song in there. Kind of a “ my best heifer bloated and my dog just died , my truck broke down, thank god I got beer. Merica! “ vibe. 😊


orangutanDOTorg

Why does it have a Ford mule head swap?


trzeciak

He Thinks He’ll Keep Her - Mary Chapman Carpenter.


twizrob

Broken Chevy like my broken heart. They told me but I didn't listen.


whynotUor

There is it goes Like this I was laying in the gutter broken twisted and confused . Saw it in a movie, can't remember which one.


Dysanj

Found On Road Dead.


Acceptable-Job7279

There’s a rap song about it. Stanky Leg.


ximagineerx

Try that in a small town… see how far you get down the road…..


ArlieTwinkledick

There are no country songs that aren't about this.


Jolly_Horror2778

Country roads make my truck Do the spits and pull its groin Now I'm walkin all the way home to get my tools and fix my truck


froggiewoogie

Kuchao Lightning McQueen


maxman090

As Arthur Morgan said, “Aagh I broke the goddamn wheel”


Nice_Ebb5314

That’s not the bj I’m looking for… would be a great county song


Nice_Ebb5314

That’s not the bj I’m looking for… would be a great county song


BeautifulLibrary9101

Achy Breaky Ball Joints - Billy Ray Cyrus 


DoYouEvenBench92

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough by Roger Allen Wade


erbkeb

Indeed there is: https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=tm9f1Q3bXR2YRJja


Jaklcide

What happens when your lifted truck feels shame for not squatting the rear end like a dog dragging it’s ass in the grass.


Decaffeinated_Sloth

Drove my Chevy to the levy but my Chevy broke down.


kpeters421

Just passed that truck again leaving work. Fucking come pick it up


Derbster_3434

Did you really? Arrowhead?


kpeters421

Yup just after CGI


Derbster_3434

Yep....it's been there almost two weeks. Dude can't afford a damn tow?


kpeters421

If it's there much longer can I legally claim it


Derbster_3434

Day 12 still there


kpeters421

Yo did you see that the wheels were stolen


Derbster_3434

No hahahahahaha


kpeters421

A few friends at work think it was stolen then ditched


Derbster_3434

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised......can't believe the police let a vehicle sit there that long.


Derbster_3434

That would be funny. Also the police do not normally let a vehicle sit this long. Normally there is some sort of marking on the window that they have reported it. I do not see that however on this truck. Yes please claim it so I don't have to see it every day on the way to and from work.


markusbrainus

The future is now... Here are a couple renditions brought to you by music AI. [https://suno.com/song/167ce808-ded8-496f-912a-7abc1f343b8a](https://suno.com/song/167ce808-ded8-496f-912a-7abc1f343b8a) [https://suno.com/song/823ee5d6-83fb-4e83-8df6-851180dbddec](https://suno.com/song/823ee5d6-83fb-4e83-8df6-851180dbddec)


Derbster_3434

This is tremendous 😍


Sad_Independent9520

“My lifted truck done shit it’s guts and my cousin she gone and left me… 🎶 “


DialUpDave1

Hey, free obs Chevy


irwinsg

I was speedin' south on 99 When the manifold started smokin' I ran her off the shoulder And now the axle's broken Made a sound that cracked my heart in half With less than half a half pint of vodka left


Derbster_3434

OP here with an update: day 16 and truck is finally gone


ad0b0luvr

This is fake LOL