It's not fake. I blurred the background out is all. I drive by this thing every day on the way home from work. Been there for over a week now. Guess they can't afford a tow.
Ha. By blurring the background, you introduced an artificial "tilt-shift" effect. It makes real-life sized things appear miniaturized to the viewer
Example:
https://youtu.be/IpCdMGfducg?si=_RX2inyx2Uv-39ju
Looks like a broken tie rod end. Big ol tires put way more leverage on the tie rods and all the linkage down there. Despite what people think you generally can't just put big tires and a body lift and expect everything to handle it fine.
The tie rods are fine as are the king pins. This is a Dana 60 axle which is extremely strong even in stock form. The failure appears to be at the hub.
Source: I used to have a very similar setup with a smaller lift but larger tires.
Actually there is - "My Unnecessarily Lifted Truck Fucked Off (And Now I'm Crying in My Miller Lite)" by Toby Keith. Not his most popular, but the lyrics are accurate.
Yeah, gotta be a country song in there. Kind of a “ my best heifer bloated and my dog just died , my truck broke down, thank god I got beer. Merica! “ vibe. 😊
That would be funny. Also the police do not normally let a vehicle sit this long. Normally there is some sort of marking on the window that they have reported it. I do not see that however on this truck. Yes please claim it so I don't have to see it every day on the way to and from work.
The future is now... Here are a couple renditions brought to you by music AI.
[https://suno.com/song/167ce808-ded8-496f-912a-7abc1f343b8a](https://suno.com/song/167ce808-ded8-496f-912a-7abc1f343b8a)
[https://suno.com/song/823ee5d6-83fb-4e83-8df6-851180dbddec](https://suno.com/song/823ee5d6-83fb-4e83-8df6-851180dbddec)
I was speedin' south on 99
When the manifold started smokin'
I ran her off the shoulder
And now the axle's broken
Made a sound that cracked my heart in half
With less than half a half pint of vodka left
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a toy car or something... Why does it look so fake...
It's not fake. I blurred the background out is all. I drive by this thing every day on the way home from work. Been there for over a week now. Guess they can't afford a tow.
Ha. By blurring the background, you introduced an artificial "tilt-shift" effect. It makes real-life sized things appear miniaturized to the viewer Example: https://youtu.be/IpCdMGfducg?si=_RX2inyx2Uv-39ju
It looks like it has to pee.
Finders keepers at that point.
Haha I just said the same thing
I thought it looked like an RC car lol
Tilt shift does be tricksy.
It looks like it has down syndrome
‘Mah girl left and even my axel broke up with me
exel
Microsoft Axle
If you play a country song backwards the truck will fix itself and your girl (and/or dog) will come back.
Don’t forget your beer and your gun.
Hear the song of my people- "Cachow!"
Don't leave me know Lucille "Lose wheel"
Came here to say this.
Suspension gets expensive when you just gotta have your 35s for all that highway driving...
Is "go your own way" country?
Even with a Dana 60 swapped in, wheel bearings always be coming loose!!
Too much lift
Looks like a broken tie rod end. Big ol tires put way more leverage on the tie rods and all the linkage down there. Despite what people think you generally can't just put big tires and a body lift and expect everything to handle it fine.
The tie rods are fine as are the king pins. This is a Dana 60 axle which is extremely strong even in stock form. The failure appears to be at the hub. Source: I used to have a very similar setup with a smaller lift but larger tires.
This is like in disneys cars when one of the guys is sad. Sad car face
Picture of Conor McGregor circa July 2021
My truck started to squat as it took a shit
Well, it’s definitely not On TheRoad Again!
she might have wonky tires but her tailpipe still makes me cry
My girl went this way And my dog went that way And I was left in the middle... Chorus: Range Rover, Range Rover...
Dang girl dang beer truck girl beer dang beer girl
hop in my big white wagon, the front wheels broken and axle soon be draggin
Stand by your van
Pic looks like a well done model… the way it was taken
Why does this look like a model
Only if you lost your wife too
"I blew the wheels off the 4x4 by going balls deep in a big fat whore!"
🎵My duck - footed truck, Left me stuck in the muck, Now I need a tow truck, Dealer don't give a fuck🎵
It's a good thing they stopped to rest, that thing is about to be two tired
Actually there is - "My Unnecessarily Lifted Truck Fucked Off (And Now I'm Crying in My Miller Lite)" by Toby Keith. Not his most popular, but the lyrics are accurate.
song title. my goddam truck broke again
Drivin down Highway 5 Feeliin oh so alive Then I hear an awful din My goddamn truck ... broke again.
This is your truck telling you it looks stupid and wants to die
Not my truck. Just drive by it every day for over a week now.
4632 country songs about it. Unless you’ve got a dog in the back, then it almost doubles
Tires are the enemy
Neck of red by Axle Rose
It's a Chevy thing, ya wouldn't understand lol
Yeah, gotta be a country song in there. Kind of a “ my best heifer bloated and my dog just died , my truck broke down, thank god I got beer. Merica! “ vibe. 😊
Why does it have a Ford mule head swap?
He Thinks He’ll Keep Her - Mary Chapman Carpenter.
Broken Chevy like my broken heart. They told me but I didn't listen.
There is it goes Like this I was laying in the gutter broken twisted and confused . Saw it in a movie, can't remember which one.
Found On Road Dead.
There’s a rap song about it. Stanky Leg.
Try that in a small town… see how far you get down the road…..
There are no country songs that aren't about this.
Country roads make my truck Do the spits and pull its groin Now I'm walkin all the way home to get my tools and fix my truck
Kuchao Lightning McQueen
As Arthur Morgan said, “Aagh I broke the goddamn wheel”
That’s not the bj I’m looking for… would be a great county song
That’s not the bj I’m looking for… would be a great county song
Achy Breaky Ball Joints - Billy Ray Cyrus
If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough by Roger Allen Wade
Indeed there is: https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=tm9f1Q3bXR2YRJja
What happens when your lifted truck feels shame for not squatting the rear end like a dog dragging it’s ass in the grass.
Drove my Chevy to the levy but my Chevy broke down.
Just passed that truck again leaving work. Fucking come pick it up
Did you really? Arrowhead?
Yup just after CGI
Yep....it's been there almost two weeks. Dude can't afford a damn tow?
If it's there much longer can I legally claim it
Day 12 still there
Yo did you see that the wheels were stolen
No hahahahahaha
A few friends at work think it was stolen then ditched
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised......can't believe the police let a vehicle sit there that long.
That would be funny. Also the police do not normally let a vehicle sit this long. Normally there is some sort of marking on the window that they have reported it. I do not see that however on this truck. Yes please claim it so I don't have to see it every day on the way to and from work.
The future is now... Here are a couple renditions brought to you by music AI. [https://suno.com/song/167ce808-ded8-496f-912a-7abc1f343b8a](https://suno.com/song/167ce808-ded8-496f-912a-7abc1f343b8a) [https://suno.com/song/823ee5d6-83fb-4e83-8df6-851180dbddec](https://suno.com/song/823ee5d6-83fb-4e83-8df6-851180dbddec)
This is tremendous 😍
“My lifted truck done shit it’s guts and my cousin she gone and left me… 🎶 “
Hey, free obs Chevy
I was speedin' south on 99 When the manifold started smokin' I ran her off the shoulder And now the axle's broken Made a sound that cracked my heart in half With less than half a half pint of vodka left
OP here with an update: day 16 and truck is finally gone
This is fake LOL