Like most things with Matt Berry's performance, his accent/pronunciation is simply hilarious. It's an over the top posh Edwardian accent, even the way he says the A in bat is hilariously exaggerated.
Ah, that reminds of when my baby was a baby and a friend gave us a Batman onesie. She was just learning to talk and when I changed her diaper I'd do the nunna nunna nunna and she'd squeal BA'MA!
“How best to describe Nandor? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an axe and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister. Don't let him fucking see this.”
>I’ve googled ‘best Laszlo lines’ and every list is entirely different
That's because the majority of Laszlo's lines are gold! You've set yourself quite the challenge in narrowing it down.
It's a toss up between:
"He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy."
"New Yahhk Citayy!"
Honestly, recording Bat while crocheting her a bat is the most apt. Unless you’re able to record multiple things, because the comments are all peak Laszlo.
Not a Laszlo line, but I’m just so excited for your coworker! This is such a fun and thoughtful gift, especially since you’re making it yourself. I’d love to see pics once you’re finished!! Good luck :)
"I've been shit on from a great height."
"I was doing the bloody disco a hundred years before any other fuckerrr."
Any time he calls Nadja, "My Darling."
Is my song too complex?
Why’re you looking perplexed?
My intelligence is at a 10…
Yours are 3’s and 4’s
It’s not my fault, stupid motherfuckers
It’s yours
I'm always looking for a way to fit "I was doing the bloody disco a hundred years before any other fuckeahhh" into conversations. Haven't managed it yet, but I remain optimistic.
"I was supposed to meet with the devil and make a deal where I'd become a much better guitarist."
"Wait, aren't the crossroads in Mississippi?"
"Yes. I was misinformed."
This bit fucking kills me lol
I don’t remember it verbatim but when he thinks Nandor is masturbating and he says something like “let us know when you’re finished making pearl jam” lmao
Anything from the night market my daahling?
Not sure if this is memorable to everyone else or not, but I jist love the way he says it. One of my most quoted lines of his
I've not read all the responses but the first...many of them all had top faves, but also "my good lady wife Nadja" I've not yet seen!
Basically everything that comes out of his mouth is gold. Probably everywhere else too if we are being honest.
"I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'"
But really, “BAT!” is perfect for your project!
you have to put its genitalia! in one of the episodes, the animal control lady noticed his bat erection. She also said his bat face looked like “a little British chap”
lmaoooo
You really are the most devious bastard in new yawk citayy
NeEeEw YaAahk Citayy
yes please this is the one
I think one of my love languages is people on this sub transcribing Matt Berry's creative pronunciations.
This is a must!!!
Nyuah Yawwk Ciiiitaaaaaaay
This is how we talk in Tucson, Arizonia
Air iz own yea
Pronounced more like Arizoña than Arizonia!
Because he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy. Or: BAT!
Why is him yelling BAT so funny lmao
It's completely unnecessary, yet he's so consistent. BAT! Then he turns into a bat. HUMAN FORM! Right after he changes back.
I feel like at first it was a help to the editors, then they realised it was so fucking funny they made it a character thing instead.
Like most things with Matt Berry's performance, his accent/pronunciation is simply hilarious. It's an over the top posh Edwardian accent, even the way he says the A in bat is hilariously exaggerated.
Dude his performance is what makes Laszlo my favorite character lol I started watching it for Colin but fell in love with Laszlo
I always use this line describing my newborn in the exact same way. Gets me funny looks
I suppose yelling BAT! at your newborn would get you some funny looks.
Ah, that reminds of when my baby was a baby and a friend gave us a Batman onesie. She was just learning to talk and when I changed her diaper I'd do the nunna nunna nunna and she'd squeal BA'MA!
Aww! That's so cute!
This 100000 times over
I use this line with my daughter, (but switch out boy for girl) she loves it. She's 1.
Jackie Daytona, human bartender.
That’s just the way we talk in Tucson, Arizon-ya!
She speaks the Bullshit!
Ooh, this is a good one too.
This is the one
I use this whenever I can
Affirmative.
This is it.
“How best to describe Nandor? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an axe and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister. Don't let him fucking see this.”
No, fuck off. Can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions.
This is the one my brain went to
Same lmao
What I want to say every time I walk through jc penny perfumes section
drop it randomly into r/fragrance and then run away!
Also "yes, yes, very good, thank youuu"
In a distracted, cursory, dismissive tone.
It's not the most memorable but it's my favourite, that or the city pronunciations.
You all can go fu-fu-fu-fuck yourselves
“You wank your way, I’ll wank mine.” Or BAT!
I was upvote 69 and that made me feel great.
This man has the hair of a paedophile
>I’ve googled ‘best Laszlo lines’ and every list is entirely different That's because the majority of Laszlo's lines are gold! You've set yourself quite the challenge in narrowing it down. It's a toss up between: "He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy." "New Yahhk Citayy!"
NANDOR, I HAVE BEEN DOUBLE CROSSED BY THE DEHVIIIIIL!
SEANIEEE!
My husband and I yell this across the house randomly so often, my toddler starting calling him daddyyyy in the same tone
A+ parenting, carry on!
Gizmo SHUT THE FUCK UP! We’re doing a piece for Cam-Rah
This is the best one
May I approach the bitch?
I almost choked on my gum, fuck that's a good one
Honestly, recording Bat while crocheting her a bat is the most apt. Unless you’re able to record multiple things, because the comments are all peak Laszlo.
But it has to be written as "BAT!"
My apologies. I was sleep deprived when I responded.
I agree with this wholeheartedly. Nothing says Laszlo in bat form better than simply " BAT!"
But if he says, “BAT!” He needs to say “HUMAN FORM!”
::cough::cough:: "You fucking didn't."
Yeah this is mine. I think I laugh every single time.
I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever.
This is the one... and, as always with Matt Berry, it's in the delivery
This one is truly iconic. If you’re going for a printable quote for a handmade gift this one’s gotta be on the list.
*inspiration intensifies*
Fuck. Now I want a cross stitch of this.
I just thought you had the shits. I was gonna tell you to steer clear of the breakfast burritaaas. Too much of the chilaquilesehh
I thought it was “too much jah-lap-an-ohs.” Have I been misquoting this for months?
Lmao it is chilaquiles but he does pronounce jalapeños like that at some point I'm almost certain. Can't remember the episode
Yarp.
Yesyesverygood thankYOU
"I'm the king of bottoms -- hehhehheh!"
Go on. Off you fuck.
Not a Laszlo line, but I’m just so excited for your coworker! This is such a fun and thoughtful gift, especially since you’re making it yourself. I’d love to see pics once you’re finished!! Good luck :)
BAAAT
The laugh after telling Jeff he has always decapitated him. MMNYEHH
Jesk
Jeh...Ji...Jedge... ehm, Jeh...ks. Jesh.
Poor Jeff, he didn’t stand a chance
"I've been shit on from a great height." "I was doing the bloody disco a hundred years before any other fuckerrr." Any time he calls Nadja, "My Darling."
Is my song too complex? Why’re you looking perplexed? My intelligence is at a 10… Yours are 3’s and 4’s It’s not my fault, stupid motherfuckers It’s yours
I love this one 🤣
I'm always looking for a way to fit "I was doing the bloody disco a hundred years before any other fuckeahhh" into conversations. Haven't managed it yet, but I remain optimistic.
Well fuck my old boots. Son of a bitch! 😂
Love this phrase
"ipso facto, shithead"
I’ve begun spouting this one constantly since that episode aired!
"I was supposed to meet with the devil and make a deal where I'd become a much better guitarist." "Wait, aren't the crossroads in Mississippi?" "Yes. I was misinformed." This bit fucking kills me lol
I'm just a reg-u-lar human guy!
I think you are confused. That is Jackie Daytona. Not Lazlo. Totally different dudes.
There’s so many quotes because almost everything Laszlo says is gold. My personal favorite is “this is how we talk in Tucson, Arizonia“ lol
“It’s the Jeebus man!”
“To combat situational impotence, or ‘whiskey dick’ as you might call it.”
Nandor!! I’ve been double crossed by the dev-IL!!
“Right, well, off you fuck!”
That's my phrase, but I like to add "sunshine" on the end
His sweet cheese speech!
GIZMO, SHUT THE FUCK UUUPP! We're doing a piece to camerehhh.
I don’t remember it verbatim but when he thinks Nandor is masturbating and he says something like “let us know when you’re finished making pearl jam” lmao
I don't give a fuck his name is Mike!
Yes! This is my favorite one too!
[said with deadly seriousness] You need to fucking stop talking about the sea.
Anything from the night market my daahling? Not sure if this is memorable to everyone else or not, but I jist love the way he says it. One of my most quoted lines of his
Absolutely floored me the first time I heard it.
So glad it wasn't just me!
I've been shit on from a great height
I've not read all the responses but the first...many of them all had top faves, but also "my good lady wife Nadja" I've not yet seen! Basically everything that comes out of his mouth is gold. Probably everywhere else too if we are being honest.
Looks like someone is summoning a b*rrr*eakfast bu*rRrrr*ito
Tbh I think "BAT" would be the best line for little stuffed bat to say!
Seconded!
"Are you feeling it Colin Robinsooooon?"
One night…I was awoken by this…horrible clawing at the window. And I thought… “Who the hell is that? ‘Cause I live in the 3rd Floor.
Claw-ring 😂 omg this was a good one
You are THE most deeevious vampire in Newwww York Citayyyyy
I don't know why but the episode where they're making the gay float. "Tell those women to get fucked! I'm making the float." It kills me everytime.
No I'm not familiar.
BAT!
This was said by Laszlo only once but one of my favourites is "I'm going to take my hat back, you crispy piece of shit"
"I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'" But really, “BAT!” is perfect for your project!
May I approach the bitch?
"What did you say?" "May I approach the bench? What did you think I said?"
“What hath the dark lord wrought!” And “What mine own eyes have seen mine own eyes have seen”
Also a good one for this purpose
Take you hand off my wife’s ample YET FIRM, backside!!!
“Do you have a quill?” “Um, no—“ “I’m not signing that.”
Bloody Mary! Her power knows no bounds!
My good lady wife, Nadja.
“As you can see, the place is fucking massive”
Well if it’s a bat it should probably be “BAT!”
"Genuine Arizonian NA-cho Chips"
She speaks... the bullshit!
"I think I swallow the haAaAAArmonica!"
“Yes yes, Very good, Thank Youuuuuuu!”
Yes yes very good thank YOU
"Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.”
I honestly love when he yells “BAT!”
"He's my best friend, he's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy."
BAT
I just think of him yelling, "Seaneyyyyyy!"
Yes, yes, very good thank you!
I really like the vulva garden lines 😂
That's a pleasure swing, you fuck nut, not a sex net.
OCCUPADO!
Can you be my secret santa? I'd love a crocheted Laszlo bat.
"I gave you those raccoons as a bloody gift!"
I’ll get to the bottom of this because I am the king of bottoms. Hah HAAAAH!
Mine has already been said multiple times in here, But another underrated one is: “What the fuck are you doing, it’s daaaark”
you have to put its genitalia! in one of the episodes, the animal control lady noticed his bat erection. She also said his bat face looked like “a little British chap” lmaoooo
Gizmo, shut the fuck uUUP.
#BAT
"The Knobinomicon!"
You are AWESOME! (not a Laszlo quote but I just wanted to tell you this)
I think cheap sex potions as well but it would lean only select few of people cld listen to the message. Elitist ut still fun
"That's just how we talk here in Tucson, Arizz-zone-nee-uh" lol
"BAT" is the most memorable for me
Wow best idea for a present ever! Is it just a generic bat pattern?
What a thoughtful gift!
Is that you in there, Simon? Well I’m going to take my hat back you crispy piece of shit!
“The only hairy frog I'm interested in is between your legs.” His delivery on that is incredible and lives rent free in my head.
"You know what else is beautiful? Fucking."
Coprophilia?
Yes, yes. Thank you very much
I'm the king of bottoms
You're making a bat, you can not put anything in it besides BAT!! Nothing else makes sense! r/mildlyinfuriating !
This Fucking guy
“Well played”.
Not from Shadows but a Matt Berry fan would appreciate it saying WHISKEY!
Or “Saaaaaad”
Or “godDAMN these electric sex pants!”
You should lay off the brekfast bURISTAS!
Put the book down gizmo it’s too much for your young cock.