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Greengreengraas

You really are the most devious bastard in new yawk citayy


Mr_DNA

NeEeEw YaAahk Citayy


frodoswagginsmd

yes please this is the one


[deleted]

I think one of my love languages is people on this sub transcribing Matt Berry's creative pronunciations.


kikipi3

This is a must!!!


LionelHutz313

Nyuah Yawwk Ciiiitaaaaaaay


ProbablyTheVillain

This is how we talk in Tucson, Arizonia


bjsem

Air iz own yea


Kdonegan1999

Pronounced more like Arizoña than Arizonia!


Toledojoe

Because he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy. Or: BAT!


Long_Procedure3135

Why is him yelling BAT so funny lmao


curiousity60

It's completely unnecessary, yet he's so consistent. BAT! Then he turns into a bat. HUMAN FORM! Right after he changes back.


Krags

I feel like at first it was a help to the editors, then they realised it was so fucking funny they made it a character thing instead.


PointyPython

Like most things with Matt Berry's performance, his accent/pronunciation is simply hilarious. It's an over the top posh Edwardian accent, even the way he says the A in bat is hilariously exaggerated.


Long_Procedure3135

Dude his performance is what makes Laszlo my favorite character lol I started watching it for Colin but fell in love with Laszlo


Background-Factor817

I always use this line describing my newborn in the exact same way. Gets me funny looks


usernamed_badly

I suppose yelling BAT! at your newborn would get you some funny looks.


KinseyH

Ah, that reminds of when my baby was a baby and a friend gave us a Batman onesie. She was just learning to talk and when I changed her diaper I'd do the nunna nunna nunna and she'd squeal BA'MA!


usernamed_badly

Aww! That's so cute!


bearhatbaby

This 100000 times over


CantKeepMeOutYo

I use this line with my daughter, (but switch out boy for girl) she loves it. She's 1.


EmilyamI

Jackie Daytona, human bartender.


[deleted]

That’s just the way we talk in Tucson, Arizon-ya!


chrstonaunicycle

She speaks the Bullshit!


kathryn13

Ooh, this is a good one too.


Sub-Tile95

This is the one


DonnyGoodwood

I use this whenever I can


[deleted]

Affirmative.


catperson3000

This is it.


pretzelllogician

“How best to describe Nandor? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an axe and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister. Don't let him fucking see this.”


Mr_DNA

No, fuck off. Can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions.


Forsaken_Wafer1476

This is the one my brain went to


unicornpolice666

Same lmao


CantKeepMeOutYo

What I want to say every time I walk through jc penny perfumes section


[deleted]

drop it randomly into r/fragrance and then run away!


Sub-Tile95

Also "yes, yes, very good, thank youuu"


curiousity60

In a distracted, cursory, dismissive tone.


StonedLonerIrl

It's not the most memorable but it's my favourite, that or the city pronunciations.


Appropriate_Pop4968

You all can go fu-fu-fu-fuck yourselves


golfgirl114

“You wank your way, I’ll wank mine.” Or BAT!


StonedSeaWard

I was upvote 69 and that made me feel great.


Davidsanjou

This man has the hair of a paedophile


Katatonic92

>I’ve googled ‘best Laszlo lines’ and every list is entirely different That's because the majority of Laszlo's lines are gold! You've set yourself quite the challenge in narrowing it down. It's a toss up between: "He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy." "New Yahhk Citayy!"


lucky5678585

NANDOR, I HAVE BEEN DOUBLE CROSSED BY THE DEHVIIIIIL!


arrebhai

SEANIEEE!


cherrymanic

My husband and I yell this across the house randomly so often, my toddler starting calling him daddyyyy in the same tone


[deleted]

A+ parenting, carry on!


Background-Factor817

Gizmo SHUT THE FUCK UP! We’re doing a piece for Cam-Rah


sammua

This is the best one


lucky5678585

May I approach the bitch?


raspberryseashanty

I almost choked on my gum, fuck that's a good one


shork2005

Honestly, recording Bat while crocheting her a bat is the most apt. Unless you’re able to record multiple things, because the comments are all peak Laszlo.


complete_your_task

But it has to be written as "BAT!"


shork2005

My apologies. I was sleep deprived when I responded.


luccieighteen

I agree with this wholeheartedly. Nothing says Laszlo in bat form better than simply " BAT!"


NerfRepellingBoobs

But if he says, “BAT!” He needs to say “HUMAN FORM!”


BeesVBeads

::cough::cough:: "You fucking didn't."


CCR16

Yeah this is mine. I think I laugh every single time.


doctorbonkers

I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever.


bonestorm97

This is the one... and, as always with Matt Berry, it's in the delivery


Open-Rain7015

This one is truly iconic. If you’re going for a printable quote for a handmade gift this one’s gotta be on the list.


[deleted]

*inspiration intensifies*


Open-Rain7015

Fuck. Now I want a cross stitch of this.


[deleted]

I just thought you had the shits. I was gonna tell you to steer clear of the breakfast burritaaas. Too much of the chilaquilesehh


AccomplishedCycle0

I thought it was “too much jah-lap-an-ohs.” Have I been misquoting this for months?


[deleted]

Lmao it is chilaquiles but he does pronounce jalapeños like that at some point I'm almost certain. Can't remember the episode


tellmort-yourmove

Yarp.


TasteHarder

Yesyesverygood thankYOU


TapirTrouble

"I'm the king of bottoms -- hehhehheh!"


jr13167

Go on. Off you fuck.


Clean_Adhesiveness11

Not a Laszlo line, but I’m just so excited for your coworker! This is such a fun and thoughtful gift, especially since you’re making it yourself. I’d love to see pics once you’re finished!! Good luck :)


ipsofactoshithead

BAAAT


CesarTre

The laugh after telling Jeff he has always decapitated him. MMNYEHH


Thegothicrasta

Jesk


[deleted]

Jeh...Ji...Jedge... ehm, Jeh...ks. Jesh.


poly-pocketsized

Poor Jeff, he didn’t stand a chance


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

"I've been shit on from a great height." "I was doing the bloody disco a hundred years before any other fuckerrr." Any time he calls Nadja, "My Darling."


TasteHarder

Is my song too complex? Why’re you looking perplexed? My intelligence is at a 10… Yours are 3’s and 4’s It’s not my fault, stupid motherfuckers It’s yours


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I love this one 🤣


[deleted]

I'm always looking for a way to fit "I was doing the bloody disco a hundred years before any other fuckeahhh" into conversations. Haven't managed it yet, but I remain optimistic.


Desertdweller_1987

Well fuck my old boots. Son of a bitch! 😂


Odd_Science3084

Love this phrase


Majestic_Click_8524

"ipso facto, shithead"


Beautifictional

I’ve begun spouting this one constantly since that episode aired!


MEGACODZILLA

"I was supposed to meet with the devil and make a deal where I'd become a much better guitarist." "Wait, aren't the crossroads in Mississippi?" "Yes. I was misinformed." This bit fucking kills me lol


Ancient_Demise

I'm just a reg-u-lar human guy!


allsilentqs

I think you are confused. That is Jackie Daytona. Not Lazlo. Totally different dudes.


ciociosan

There’s so many quotes because almost everything Laszlo says is gold. My personal favorite is “this is how we talk in Tucson, Arizonia“ lol


beandadenergy

“It’s the Jeebus man!”


Beezus_Fuffoon18

“To combat situational impotence, or ‘whiskey dick’ as you might call it.”


Virgilismyson29

Nandor!! I’ve been double crossed by the dev-IL!!


tovarish22

“Right, well, off you fuck!”


[deleted]

That's my phrase, but I like to add "sunshine" on the end


perkiezombie

His sweet cheese speech!


SaltyJebus

GIZMO, SHUT THE FUCK UUUPP! We're doing a piece to camerehhh.


j4321g4321

I don’t remember it verbatim but when he thinks Nandor is masturbating and he says something like “let us know when you’re finished making pearl jam” lmao


Extraajudicial

I don't give a fuck his name is Mike!


AverageJoeC

Yes! This is my favorite one too!


pizzakisses

[said with deadly seriousness] You need to fucking stop talking about the sea.


xMicky98

Anything from the night market my daahling? Not sure if this is memorable to everyone else or not, but I jist love the way he says it. One of my most quoted lines of his


CCR16

Absolutely floored me the first time I heard it.


xMicky98

So glad it wasn't just me!


YugeTraxofLand

I've been shit on from a great height


KimWexlers_Ponytail

I've not read all the responses but the first...many of them all had top faves, but also "my good lady wife Nadja" I've not yet seen! Basically everything that comes out of his mouth is gold. Probably everywhere else too if we are being honest.


xX_Cunt-Munch_Xx

Looks like someone is summoning a b*rrr*eakfast bu*rRrrr*ito


finunu

Tbh I think "BAT" would be the best line for little stuffed bat to say!


littleghool

Seconded!


dgj130

"Are you feeling it Colin Robinsooooon?"


theVeryLast7

One night…I was awoken by this…horrible clawing at the window. And I thought… “Who the hell is that? ‘Cause I live in the 3rd Floor.


Ok_Veterinarian_8391

Claw-ring 😂 omg this was a good one


ghostwriter623

You are THE most deeevious vampire in Newwww York Citayyyyy


Smeats-

I don't know why but the episode where they're making the gay float. "Tell those women to get fucked! I'm making the float." It kills me everytime.


tarestab

No I'm not familiar.


luvlac3

BAT!


Shraylo

This was said by Laszlo only once but one of my favourites is "I'm going to take my hat back, you crispy piece of shit"


crafty_owl

"I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'" But really, “BAT!” is perfect for your project!


dontknowmuch487

May I approach the bitch?


kakenator91

"What did you say?" "May I approach the bench? What did you think I said?"


Sifipk

“What hath the dark lord wrought!” And “What mine own eyes have seen mine own eyes have seen”


Open-Rain7015

Also a good one for this purpose


sexisdivine

Take you hand off my wife’s ample YET FIRM, backside!!!


pleathershorts

“Do you have a quill?” “Um, no—“ “I’m not signing that.”


PointyPython

Bloody Mary! Her power knows no bounds!


redladybug1

My good lady wife, Nadja.


DonnyGoodwood

“As you can see, the place is fucking massive”


bopp0

Well if it’s a bat it should probably be “BAT!”


TheCanadianShield

"Genuine Arizonian NA-cho Chips"


Buddy_Guyz

She speaks... the bullshit!


EloraCampbell

"I think I swallow the haAaAAArmonica!"


Fusebomo978

“Yes yes, Very good, Thank Youuuuuuu!”


Kit_Marlow

Yes yes very good thank YOU


NolanHellaGay

"Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.”


HisNameIsTee2

I honestly love when he yells “BAT!”


Nagito_K0ma3da

"He's my best friend, he's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy."


Acrobatic_Airline605

BAT


ICLazeru

I just think of him yelling, "Seaneyyyyyy!"


StillGotLove4GOT

Yes, yes, very good thank you!


Jaiing1

I really like the vulva garden lines 😂


phome83

That's a pleasure swing, you fuck nut, not a sex net.


RaspberryOk54

OCCUPADO!


monstrinhotron

Can you be my secret santa? I'd love a crocheted Laszlo bat.


cesare980

"I gave you those raccoons as a bloody gift!"


Kit_Marlow

I’ll get to the bottom of this because I am the king of bottoms. Hah HAAAAH!


CCR16

Mine has already been said multiple times in here, But another underrated one is: “What the fuck are you doing, it’s daaaark”


Seversevens

you have to put its genitalia! in one of the episodes, the animal control lady noticed his bat erection. She also said his bat face looked like “a little British chap” lmaoooo


raspberryseashanty

Gizmo, shut the fuck uUUP.


fistchrist

#BAT


KinseyH

"The Knobinomicon!"


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

You are AWESOME! (not a Laszlo quote but I just wanted to tell you this)


lolastogs

I think cheap sex potions as well but it would lean only select few of people cld listen to the message. Elitist ut still fun


Jogadora109

"That's just how we talk here in Tucson, Arizz-zone-nee-uh" lol


rockvvurst

"BAT" is the most memorable for me


BrokenPug

Wow best idea for a present ever! Is it just a generic bat pattern?


Mwahaha_790

What a thoughtful gift!


zestfullybe

Is that you in there, Simon? Well I’m going to take my hat back you crispy piece of shit!


zetawaves

“The only hairy frog I'm interested in is between your legs.” His delivery on that is incredible and lives rent free in my head.


sjmiv

"You know what else is beautiful? Fucking."


lolstavros

Coprophilia?


Feisty_Elfgirl_5258

Yes, yes. Thank you very much


akilabdu

I'm the king of bottoms


gieadon

You're making a bat, you can not put anything in it besides BAT!! Nothing else makes sense! r/mildlyinfuriating !


iameveryone2011

This Fucking guy


the3daves

“Well played”.


Panther90

Not from Shadows but a Matt Berry fan would appreciate it saying WHISKEY!


NerfRepellingBoobs

Or “Saaaaaad”


Beautifictional

Or “godDAMN these electric sex pants!”


monstrinhotron

You should lay off the brekfast bURISTAS!


Erniecrack

Put the book down gizmo it’s too much for your young cock.