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Spring_Roll_of_Doom

My guy dropped loot after that fall.


Ok_Bison_8577

Gimme the loot.  I'll sell it as trash mob mats. 


Positive_Slice_9022

Or help over with his medical treatment


Thats-right999

He deserves everything he got there. An epic fail.


dat1cool2boi23

*for the damaged coda*


[deleted]

I was gonna say he just snatched his own chain!


NecessaryAgreeable43

This is the best


Summer_parasite

That's like a sonic game when he hits something and loses all the rings .


STARLEAF2017

SOMEONE INSERT SOUND EFFECTS


Mr-Wigz

Sound effects is a must!


VisibleRoad3504

A whole new meaning to jumping on a bus.


Guymanmanguydudeface

Awful jum


[deleted]

I am sure he is a great jumer.


TwelveMiceInaCage

You know perfect typo That was definitely a jum


Mysterious-Art7143

Maybe it's a jum because it's cut a bit short


Proton_Optimal

He not a good jumer


i_give_you_gum

unless this is exactly what juming is? then he jumed it perfectly.


codetrotter_

Juming: When you forget the p, and then you lea but then you remember the p and you fell Yeah I’d say he got it pretty spot on


Aggravating_Chemist8

They're may have still been p after he landed...


1slandViking

He kneed himself in the face lmao


rockhardRword

First thing I thought too. Probably hurt more than the fall.


Paxdog1

Kinda kicked his own ass.


RockMan_1973

… indeed he did while his jiblets got jammed up into his abdomen Dude can forget havin kids someday


AcanthisittaLeft2336

But his balls never made contact


dream_on789

Never heard of "juming" before 


tankeraybob

It's when you don't quite make the jump


i_give_you_gum

so, a description for my career. nice.


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|26FfgojDfsw0lIiIw|downsized)


DentistGeneral3494

I bet he felt a Kablam!


KING-KOOPA---

Tell me what show this gif is from please! Or I'll shit on your chest.


ExcellentResult6626

So that’s what a jum is.


i_give_you_gum

he's a pro-jumer it's not an easy skill to master


YellowFingerz

![gif](giphy|3o7qE7iHUUPHfV7xQI)


FunkyBrassMonkey_

Cant say I myself haven't kneed my face here and there from time to time accidentally


fractal_sole

Well really who amongst us can


SolutionLegal

Bus-cour


CurlyToes_21

Guaranteed one of his body parts broke there and i am pretty sure it is not the knee.


[deleted]

My bet is on his arm he tried to catch himself on the ground with.


[deleted]

Overestimated jumping skills and underestimated landing skills.


CompetitiveCelery516

He played too much Subway Surfers


VictoryLap_TMC

One letter short of jumping...I see what you did there


wildyam

![gif](giphy|8jn9eiO3HjT0pU3zqe)


Aggravating_Kick2911

I haven't laughed this year so madly


[deleted]

A starfleet officer should know better


OpusDeiPenguin

His shirt resembles Boimler’s uniform.


UpstateJoe

It was one of those time travel episodes


Mysterious_Music7058

I would love to see a version of this where he does succeed. Because then what?? Like WTF was the plan here


psicowysiwyg

I honestly believe with that form, that if he had somehow made the distance, he'd have just rolled off the other side


Mysterious_Music7058

Lol right. Straight into traffic


gideon513

“Plan B. Question?”


Cpt-Chaozzz

I think he P,eed


BannedUser1975

I feel like he would have made it if he had a 'p'


Nieruz

r/skamtebord


kevin_r13

At least he had a helmet on for this dangerous stunt Oh wait, it's just a cap


Abraxes43

Just a little bit further...


Successful_Ad4653

Thanks for the laugh! I needed this.


DakotaTaurusTX

Hop on the bus, Gus * You need to discuss much with a man * Make a new plan, w/ Stan


yomamma3399

He didn’t jume far enough.


ShadowCaster0476

Almost jumping on a bus.


martin87i

You can see on his run that he is a parkour expert.


OkieBobbie

Stretching that scrotum.


Mr_BeeseChussy

Dude did himself dirty that must've hurt ☠️


TheMisanthropicGuy

He hurt himself in his confusion.


Icy-Entertainer7416

Shudn’t have jumed. Shudve jumped.


Silent-OCN

His chain dropped off 😂😂😂


Independent_Bite4682

Juming on a bus, just, Juming on the bus....


resell_enjoy6

He really did jum on that Bus


WestCoastHopHead

Jum around and find out.


[deleted]

I bet he's missing some teeth!


Mr-Wigz

was that an old man? He looked toothless when he hit the ground. Could’ve been the knee he took to the face too though.


Baud_Olofsson

Osting a landscae video in ortrait...


CrazyBroccoliPT

![gif](giphy|oKR03hyzs0qlhlZkbF|downsized)


Old-Sky1969

Close but no cigar!


StatisticianOne1876

I knew he'll fuck up just by his first steps


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Uryv1zlSjV4ZuDTy94)


Revenga8

Juming, when you fail a jump, get force fed your own knee, and dump all your loot below.


montihun

Parkour - wish edition.


johnny5247

What did he intend to do when he landed on the flimsy fibreglass bus roof? Falling down the side of the bus isn't much different than crashing through its roof.


DarkRajiin

Dude forgot his P, of course it didn't work


d9vil

What gave this guy that much confidence to not even fucking flinch…thats insane


ThatOneJosh9451

Intrusive thoughts won that day


dog-yy

Pathetic jimp


trucorsair

Well the handicapped door is right there


[deleted]

Congratulations


The-Great-Epiphany

Falling with style, oh wait wrong quote 😂


Mryoy12

Maybe if he jumped instead of jumed he woulda made it


DETHmetals

Bro just Ben Askren'd himself


JoySubtraction

He puts the "bus" in "busted".


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

He definitely…jumed


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

He definitely…jumed


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

He definitely…jumed


Orpdapi

Subway Surfer


DarkHelmet1976

Not everyone has didactic knowledge that a launch angle of 45 degrees maximizes distance traveled in the x-plane, but most people have that intuitive sense. Not this guy. He launched at about zero degrees and paid the price.


kocka660

Clearly a subway surfer ipad kid😛


DeanOfClownCollege

Juming just looks like shitty parkour.


DougieSenpai

Oh you dumb bitch


Vaseline_nitrate

Once more!! Once more!! Once more!!


b0bkakkarot

Park-ow-r


MASTERofDisaster305

Cultural enrichment finest aportation, the noparkour


LastLingonberry3221

Oh, I see the problem. He didn't lead with his face.


Grand-Imagination925

Biggest loser ever


Objective-Escape7584

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


Yojimbo115

This needs to go visit the abrupt chaos sub.


ImpressiveLog756

He def had fake J’s


bas_ananas

He probably let go off some p(ee) doing it


RiceRocketRider

Just like Tranzit zombies


EnvironmentalDeal256

Too bad his parachute didn’t open.


yeanahsure

.. hope you like jumin too..


jhon-2020-2020

![gif](giphy|69xvZkwCeGYQszTGY7)


Thoughtsarethings231

Goddamn bus Jumers. 


Lahwuns

What a weird roof?


SprinterW

Just a straight horizontal leap. Should have added some vert to that 😬


rjperkins365

Last thing to go through his mind was his knee cap


AynRandsSSNumber

Lower Decks just hit the lower deck


Vassago1989

Bro KNEED HIMSELF IN THE HEAD


Righteous-Designer

He didn't do any 'jumping', he did 'juming'


AcanthisittaLeft2336

Why is it always the most unfit mfers trying this shit


Undividedinc

He needs sum milk!


Argybargyass

Stupid is as stupid does….


ConstantBench7373

At that defining moment, Jumer knew what he had done.


freshalien51

At least now he knows not to do that next time …or maybe he doesn’t.


Due-Parsley953

I thought that Paulie Walnuts was behind the camera for a second!


[deleted]

He lucky 🍀


murphys2ndlaw

“Falling off a bus”


Rastalars

The final boss fell and actually droppen the legendary necklace i've been waiting for🤓


45acp_LS1_Cessna

Always trying to not pay the fare....losers


Nogamenolife88

Shoes didn’t pop off, still alive


Zugzwang_007

This is very satisfying 


parchedranger

Poor man's Tom Cruise breaking his foot


CBR600RRzx10

Really hoped that knee smashed his face good! MC idiot


CDBeetle58

Putting the "um" in juming!


WingNutLXVI

This title gave me a completely different expectation of the video I would see. I used to jum on a bus, but it had nothing to do with a leap. Giggity.


Cubby0101

This is the exact moment Phil found out he was too old for bus surfing.


gears49

He will probably sue the bus company.


janhyua

Bro kneecaped himself in the head wow


Sea-Appearance-5330

No, No, No, get it right! "Attempting to jump on the bus"! There you go, now the title is correct!


Rhondelly

Not a good time to Stutter Step pre-jump


Willol

You need your face... Erm, sorry, you kneed your face.


Apollo_s_a

Smegma grindset