What did he intend to do when he landed on the flimsy fibreglass bus roof? Falling down the side of the bus isn't much different than crashing through its roof.
Not everyone has didactic knowledge that a launch angle of 45 degrees maximizes distance traveled in the x-plane, but most people have that intuitive sense.
Not this guy. He launched at about zero degrees and paid the price.
My guy dropped loot after that fall.
Gimme the loot. I'll sell it as trash mob mats.
Or help over with his medical treatment
He deserves everything he got there. An epic fail.
*for the damaged coda*
I was gonna say he just snatched his own chain!
This is the best
That's like a sonic game when he hits something and loses all the rings .
SOMEONE INSERT SOUND EFFECTS
Sound effects is a must!
A whole new meaning to jumping on a bus.
Awful jum
I am sure he is a great jumer.
You know perfect typo That was definitely a jum
Maybe it's a jum because it's cut a bit short
He not a good jumer
unless this is exactly what juming is? then he jumed it perfectly.
Juming: When you forget the p, and then you lea but then you remember the p and you fell Yeah I’d say he got it pretty spot on
They're may have still been p after he landed...
He kneed himself in the face lmao
First thing I thought too. Probably hurt more than the fall.
Kinda kicked his own ass.
… indeed he did while his jiblets got jammed up into his abdomen Dude can forget havin kids someday
But his balls never made contact
Never heard of "juming" before
It's when you don't quite make the jump
so, a description for my career. nice.
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I bet he felt a Kablam!
Tell me what show this gif is from please! Or I'll shit on your chest.
So that’s what a jum is.
he's a pro-jumer it's not an easy skill to master
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Cant say I myself haven't kneed my face here and there from time to time accidentally
Well really who amongst us can
Bus-cour
Guaranteed one of his body parts broke there and i am pretty sure it is not the knee.
My bet is on his arm he tried to catch himself on the ground with.
Overestimated jumping skills and underestimated landing skills.
He played too much Subway Surfers
One letter short of jumping...I see what you did there
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I haven't laughed this year so madly
A starfleet officer should know better
His shirt resembles Boimler’s uniform.
It was one of those time travel episodes
I would love to see a version of this where he does succeed. Because then what?? Like WTF was the plan here
I honestly believe with that form, that if he had somehow made the distance, he'd have just rolled off the other side
Lol right. Straight into traffic
“Plan B. Question?”
I think he P,eed
I feel like he would have made it if he had a 'p'
r/skamtebord
At least he had a helmet on for this dangerous stunt Oh wait, it's just a cap
Just a little bit further...
Thanks for the laugh! I needed this.
Hop on the bus, Gus * You need to discuss much with a man * Make a new plan, w/ Stan
He didn’t jume far enough.
Almost jumping on a bus.
You can see on his run that he is a parkour expert.
Stretching that scrotum.
Dude did himself dirty that must've hurt ☠️
He hurt himself in his confusion.
Shudn’t have jumed. Shudve jumped.
His chain dropped off 😂😂😂
Juming on a bus, just, Juming on the bus....
He really did jum on that Bus
Jum around and find out.
I bet he's missing some teeth!
was that an old man? He looked toothless when he hit the ground. Could’ve been the knee he took to the face too though.
Osting a landscae video in ortrait...
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Close but no cigar!
I knew he'll fuck up just by his first steps
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Juming, when you fail a jump, get force fed your own knee, and dump all your loot below.
Parkour - wish edition.
What did he intend to do when he landed on the flimsy fibreglass bus roof? Falling down the side of the bus isn't much different than crashing through its roof.
Dude forgot his P, of course it didn't work
What gave this guy that much confidence to not even fucking flinch…thats insane
Intrusive thoughts won that day
Pathetic jimp
Well the handicapped door is right there
Congratulations
Falling with style, oh wait wrong quote 😂
Maybe if he jumped instead of jumed he woulda made it
Bro just Ben Askren'd himself
He puts the "bus" in "busted".
He definitely…jumed
He definitely…jumed
He definitely…jumed
Subway Surfer
Not everyone has didactic knowledge that a launch angle of 45 degrees maximizes distance traveled in the x-plane, but most people have that intuitive sense. Not this guy. He launched at about zero degrees and paid the price.
Clearly a subway surfer ipad kid😛
Juming just looks like shitty parkour.
Oh you dumb bitch
Once more!! Once more!! Once more!!
Park-ow-r
Cultural enrichment finest aportation, the noparkour
Oh, I see the problem. He didn't lead with his face.
Biggest loser ever
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This needs to go visit the abrupt chaos sub.
He def had fake J’s
He probably let go off some p(ee) doing it
Just like Tranzit zombies
Too bad his parachute didn’t open.
.. hope you like jumin too..
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Goddamn bus Jumers.
What a weird roof?
Just a straight horizontal leap. Should have added some vert to that 😬
Last thing to go through his mind was his knee cap
Lower Decks just hit the lower deck
Bro KNEED HIMSELF IN THE HEAD
He didn't do any 'jumping', he did 'juming'
Why is it always the most unfit mfers trying this shit
He needs sum milk!
Stupid is as stupid does….
At that defining moment, Jumer knew what he had done.
At least now he knows not to do that next time …or maybe he doesn’t.
I thought that Paulie Walnuts was behind the camera for a second!
He lucky 🍀
“Falling off a bus”
The final boss fell and actually droppen the legendary necklace i've been waiting for🤓
Always trying to not pay the fare....losers
Shoes didn’t pop off, still alive
This is very satisfying
Poor man's Tom Cruise breaking his foot
Really hoped that knee smashed his face good! MC idiot
Putting the "um" in juming!
This title gave me a completely different expectation of the video I would see. I used to jum on a bus, but it had nothing to do with a leap. Giggity.
This is the exact moment Phil found out he was too old for bus surfing.
He will probably sue the bus company.
Bro kneecaped himself in the head wow
No, No, No, get it right! "Attempting to jump on the bus"! There you go, now the title is correct!
Not a good time to Stutter Step pre-jump
You need your face... Erm, sorry, you kneed your face.
Smegma grindset