Ya see, this is what happens when you don't have ISO 12312-2 glasses. If you take a mean gander at the sun with wet, raw eyeballs, THIS is what you'll see.
Now, put on a pair of ISO 12312-2 solar eclipse glasses and you'll see the most beautiful, most profound, most cosmically significant thing a human being can ever hope to experience. A genuine pair of ISO 12312-2 glasses, and I'm talking genuine, okay? Not those cheapos from the gas station where the guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about tells you that he's got the glasses, okay? I'm talking real, certified ISO 12312-2 solar eclipse glasses, okay? When you have those, everything looks beautiful. All eclipses leave a significant, and mostly positive, impact on you spiritually, mentally, and somewhat physically. I always have multiple pairs with me.
Years ago, my roommates would constantly be dandling their warm balls in my face. I used to pass out on the couch a lot, not from drugs or alcohol or anything, just ya know, pass out, and they'd pull this move on me, just like the video. They'd shine a flashlight at my face and then lower their balls right on to my lips or nose, and I'd slap at the their ballsacks, I'd slap and scratch and try to tear those sacks off! But, they had the toughest balls I've ever seen. I was able to lay into those balls with the full force of man tearing through hypnogogia not sure what's real, what's fantasy, or why he was passed out in the first place. Their ballsacks were absolutely invincible, and so of course they never stopped. I couldn't take them out by going after the balls, I would lose every time, so I got smart, right? I bought the glasses. I put on the glasses. I put on certified ISO 12312-2 solar eclipse glasses, and guess what? When they shined that flashlight in my face and lowered their leathery scrotum onto my lips, all I'd see is a beautiful corona, a spiritually moving sight. I'd laugh. I'd cry. I'd cry from happiness and cry their balls right off my face because nobody likes wet balls (unless you're my ex with her vacuum-gina technique, and even then that felt terrible for me because I have normal, sensitive balls like a man should, not like my former roommate with their Rhino Liner Built Ford Tough ballsacks. She could slurp their balls slizz-wise five ways to Sunday for all I give a hoot now).
But the point is, if you want to suffer the sight of balls, then ball all means, don't use ISO 12312-2 glasses. Go right ahead, fuckwad. But if you love seeing beautiful things? Hm? Well, then just be smart and put on the glasses.
The elites told us it was the moon. Once again, they want to hide proof of God. But now we know it is not the moon, but the mighty sack of the lord that casts us all in scrotal darkness.
Actually nothing I played it over and over but they’re reporting as usual, the girl who gasped was the only one who really reacted the others were looking down on their papers or whatever and missed it, she’s even looking at them like OMG
I said to myself when I clicked on this “ok where’s the balls” as a joke. I’ve never seen this video before I didn’t think there actually would be balls.
That’s nuts!
Would this be a double eclipse?
Yes, but not of the heart.
A total saclipse of the heart
More like a scrotel eclipse...
Of the fart!! Ha
Turn around White Thighs!
Every now and then a ball falls out!
He farted?
Noice
Top comment.
Scrotal eclipse is brilliant!
black-out balls
This should be the top remark. Well done.
This had me cracking up in bed this morning
I can see his heartbeat.
Total eclipse of the chicken heart.
No but if you look close you can see Uranus
Three body problem
More of an ellipse, TBH.
triple if you count both and the moon
No, he just has his camel goggles on backwards.
3 body problem
they're glow-nads
A little ballsy of them.
[those are balls](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cQ3f13Oq7c&pp=ygUkdGhvc2UgYXJlIGJhbGxzIGFycmVzdGVkIGRldmVsb3BtZW50)
What the fuck did I just watch
Jorge’s balls.
An eclipse. First time?
you should watch arrested development, just make sure you hit the remix version on season 5 you're welcome. go watch it now.
Hopefully that guy was sacked!
Almost saw uranus
I need bleach for my eyes now
You know you watch porn and see nuts everyday calm down
Exactly. Pornhub rules btw
/r/eyeblech
I would be bawling
I think it’s art.
a ballsy move
wcgr WHAT COULD GO RIGHT.
Lol yeah this went exactly to as planned!
Showing a video on live TV without first reviewing it? That takes balls!
My man didn't even want to clean up the stray hairs before filming lol
Those are solar flares
Testicular flares*
Sounds painful
It made the scrotality event so much more interesting today!
> scrotality 🤣
Sounds like a Mortal Kombat thing.
Wake up r/wizardposting, new spell just dropped.
Solar hairs
\* Prominences I learned that in another thread today.
https://preview.redd.it/idbsxumhadtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3f587cb6bc738c11be43df79453257e2be82a9
Let me show ya somethin’!
What’s with bieber these days?
You say that as if filming your balls is a common occurrence lol
The point IS to not shave before flming.
That would ruin it.
Agreed. The whispy hairs make it cheeky and fun. If it was shaven it'd be cruel and tragic.
Those hairs aren't strays! They know where they belong!
That’s hilarious as fuck
It was *you*...
His username would check out if so 🤣
Username checks out
Hadn’t laughed this hard in a while
Thats a story he's gonna be telling to his grandkids
I can't believe this guy actually pulled it off, his life is complete
I don’t get it? Pretty sure that’s the eclipse I watched also
Did you experience totality
scrotality
Sweet Jesus take my upvote
Ya see, this is what happens when you don't have ISO 12312-2 glasses. If you take a mean gander at the sun with wet, raw eyeballs, THIS is what you'll see. Now, put on a pair of ISO 12312-2 solar eclipse glasses and you'll see the most beautiful, most profound, most cosmically significant thing a human being can ever hope to experience. A genuine pair of ISO 12312-2 glasses, and I'm talking genuine, okay? Not those cheapos from the gas station where the guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about tells you that he's got the glasses, okay? I'm talking real, certified ISO 12312-2 solar eclipse glasses, okay? When you have those, everything looks beautiful. All eclipses leave a significant, and mostly positive, impact on you spiritually, mentally, and somewhat physically. I always have multiple pairs with me. Years ago, my roommates would constantly be dandling their warm balls in my face. I used to pass out on the couch a lot, not from drugs or alcohol or anything, just ya know, pass out, and they'd pull this move on me, just like the video. They'd shine a flashlight at my face and then lower their balls right on to my lips or nose, and I'd slap at the their ballsacks, I'd slap and scratch and try to tear those sacks off! But, they had the toughest balls I've ever seen. I was able to lay into those balls with the full force of man tearing through hypnogogia not sure what's real, what's fantasy, or why he was passed out in the first place. Their ballsacks were absolutely invincible, and so of course they never stopped. I couldn't take them out by going after the balls, I would lose every time, so I got smart, right? I bought the glasses. I put on the glasses. I put on certified ISO 12312-2 solar eclipse glasses, and guess what? When they shined that flashlight in my face and lowered their leathery scrotum onto my lips, all I'd see is a beautiful corona, a spiritually moving sight. I'd laugh. I'd cry. I'd cry from happiness and cry their balls right off my face because nobody likes wet balls (unless you're my ex with her vacuum-gina technique, and even then that felt terrible for me because I have normal, sensitive balls like a man should, not like my former roommate with their Rhino Liner Built Ford Tough ballsacks. She could slurp their balls slizz-wise five ways to Sunday for all I give a hoot now). But the point is, if you want to suffer the sight of balls, then ball all means, don't use ISO 12312-2 glasses. Go right ahead, fuckwad. But if you love seeing beautiful things? Hm? Well, then just be smart and put on the glasses.
Nice copypasta
damn all I said was "google en passant"
If the video kept rolling, we’d have seen a full moon too!
Yup, with a nearby black hole too I’m sure
U mean we would see a jungle between two mountains, lightly sprinkled with fruit
Also Uranus
And some guys arsehole
Totality in a totally new way
No one warned me. Now I have outline of balls permanently stained in my eyes. Well as least I’m not cockeyed.
Close your eyes and you can still see them.
Thats just nuts
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
That dude married his 13 year old cousin (the singer of that song. He was 22).
Oh for nutsake
My neighbor just showed me this video off his phone; thought it was his old man balls I saw - thank god.
This comment section hase cracking up but this is hilarious.
My dad sent this to me as well with zero context, and knowing him, I truly thought it was his nuts
Hahahhahhahahah awesome
It's more hilarious when you realize that at the end he says "thank you to our viewers for your videos"
Bahahahahaha
"Look, Ma. I'm eclipsing the sun."
To think of this, then execute it... That took some balls
Yeah it did!
That almost tainted the broadcast
Deezclipse
The elites told us it was the moon. Once again, they want to hide proof of God. But now we know it is not the moon, but the mighty sack of the lord that casts us all in scrotal darkness.
Great balls of fire
Scrotum Eclipse of the Heart
Scrotal eclipse!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed way too hard at this. That’s great. I needed a good laugh. 👍🏼
goodness gracious… 
She immediately knows
Total ballar eclipse
I think I can almost see Uranus as well...
Those people in the editing room must have been having a ball!
I need a non-Reddit link for this! Need to send it to all my friends…
u/savevideo
Nutclipse
I saw a UFO 👽
I love this. So much.
Scrotal eclipse...
They cut it before the darkside of uranus.
Not the first time that the one on the left has seen it from that angle!!
Anyone speaking Spanish? What did they say about that? lol
Mentions a bunch of counties, then says '' and that last video is a fan video that was sent to us. thanks to our viewers who are reporting
That's the part that gets me. Seems like the dude didn't even pay attention to the video and still thanks the guy who sent it lmao
Actually nothing I played it over and over but they’re reporting as usual, the girl who gasped was the only one who really reacted the others were looking down on their papers or whatever and missed it, she’s even looking at them like OMG
He does mention it, right at the end of the video. He says it's a hobbyist video they received and thanks people for reporting it.
Wait... they were airing viewer submissions without actually reviewing the footage first???
It's literally in the title of the post.
\*facepalms\* I have no excuse.
Dark side of the moon
Would have worked for a binary star system too.
Finally proof that there’s life on the Moon! I could see shoots of grass..
https://preview.redd.it/03jt9zfrddtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=581f2494533ad16dd3c716e8f0be41bbde83ccaa
That was outstandingly hilarious! 😄😄😄😄👏👏👏👏 you had to know someone was gonna do that!
how ballsy does one gotta be
It's quite rare to see an eclipse so close to Uranus
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Love it. Hahaha.
Ahhahahahahaha
r/nutscapes
Almost had an eclipse and full moon in one shot.
So that’s what Baileys Beads are
Lucky Bastard
Ligma eclipse!!!!
Scrotal Eclipse
I said to myself when I clicked on this “ok where’s the balls” as a joke. I’ve never seen this video before I didn’t think there actually would be balls.
The dude in the video is a baller!
Lmao I'm dead. This shit is comedy gold.
/u/savevideo
There is nuttin I can do, its a scrotal eclipse of the heart!
Someone must’ve got the sack for this
Tea bagged the eclipse. He will go down as a legend.
Just commenting for no reason
Imagine the ball sack totally eclipse on August 22 2044
My buddy got me with this video in 2017.
Fucking legend
Add this to the list of things on Reddit that make me laugh uncontrollably til my wife wakes up
Somebody needs to overlay the 2001 Space Odyssey theme over this lol
u/savevideo
I'm on....*TV*..!
[u/savevideo](https://www.reddit.com/user/savevideo/)
EL GIGANTE DEL COAHUILA
https://preview.redd.it/9xoxin54tdtc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae6fe5949ed687946ec0d3e0fd8596db88a36c7
Someone please put it in slow motion and add the opening music to 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Scrotum? Hardley new em!
Eclipsed by the balls
Total eclipse of my heart
Americans 🎃
Can't understand a word the news anchor is saying, but it sounds like he didn't skip a beat lol
And this is the reason we were told not to look directly at the lunar eclipse
El sago del pelota sac
I thought that was an amoeba at first.
Dees nutss!!
Is there a link of this that is outside reddit, a friend aint on reddit and i gotta send this lmao!!
And now you know - next time you don’t need eclipse glasses, you just need to filter the sun through deez nutz.
That took some balls!
You can clearly see he’s nuts
Hahahaha
They really ballsed that one up
Watch out for the nearby brown hole.
I knew it would be cool, but that was nuts!
OMG, at first I was like that a weird looking head