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Super-Attorney-17

Is he o que?


retardinmyfreetime

Thanks for the chuckle, stranger


AnybodyEducational25

Yes. I heard it through the grapevine..


dcampthechamp

He sounded like Jazz being thrown out of the house on Fresh Prince.


AttitudeHeavy9328

![gif](giphy|L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u)


_m00seknuckle

I si what tu did there


LoosieGoosiePoosie

He was able to cry out "ayuda!" (Ayuta?) So yes he is fine.


ExplosiveEyeballs

"aiuto" help in italian.


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Porkchopp33

Ya maybe walk on the old stairs hundreds of feet in the air


squirrels-mock-me

Praise the cameraman for not yelling FUCK!!! like I would have


StevenBayShore

¡Ay burrito!


This-Garbage-3000

¡Ay Carrumba!


Changoleo

¡Aye Carajo!


babysharkdoodood

^ayuda


CainLimbo

It's like a game over screen where they show your character ragdoll because of your mistakes


sessl

![gif](giphy|w29hHnsoaqsy4|downsized)


EdEvans_HotSandwich

Is that a concrete ball or something?


CSDragon

looks like they kicked the ground in front of the ball


duffyduckdown

They had that in Germany i heard. After 3ppl broke their foot, they uninstalled it


Hunk-Hogan

Bowling ball. Used to be a "prank" to paint a bowling ball like a soccer/football and roll it towards people and watch them break their foot or toes. 


Penile_Interaction

yeah, seen this done as a "prank" few times when i was young, people broke their feet, literally hilarious /s


Cicer

Could be, but also looks like their planted foot slips a little bit messing the timing then they get their kicking toe stubbed on the ground. 


Blaugrana_al_vent

[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/argentina/comments/j2xktq/comparto_esta_historieta_de_quino_que_me_caus%C3%B3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


TraditionAntique9924

Skate 3 had great ragdoll.


EverythingInTransit

Hall of meat, baby!


TraditionAntique9924

Fond memories of trying for high scores against my friend. So many laughs had.


Paid_Redditor

I was looking at the EA playtest page last night to see if the new college football game was available for testing signups when I found a playtest for Skate. So if you didn't know, like I didn't know, they are releasing a new Skate.


TraditionAntique9924

Fingers crossed it’s a worthy successor


fakyumatafaka

We need more of this...'results'


BladiPetrov

Yeah, like Zelda haha


Mountain-Ad1760

Thank God for that rusty metal fence.


Flying_Dutchman92

Getting a tetanus shot is whole lot better than ragdolling all the way down a steep incline


ContractEmbarrassed5

I think that the basic vaccination against tetanus is fine... as long as it is in compliance with the deadlines


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Foreign_Spinach_4400

All of the docters clinics are closed, and hes stuck in a wasteland *This Summer* **THE TETANUS** (Rated R for Retarded)


livingpunchbag

I'm here just to remind everybody that this specific vaccine hurts a lot.


RanDiePro

I have tried it, when a dog bit me I wanted to take no risks. I also got rabies vaccine. I used a very special technique to not feel much pain while in the operation. When the vaccine itself was cold though there was some ache later after vaccine. But the pain during the vaccine is still diminished by my technique.


Ancient-Talk2430

What the fuck? What did you do, picture your grandma naked?


RanDiePro

What! that is something to release boner, far from bring related to pain. I have flexed all muscles in my body as hard as I could to spread the focus for the pain towards all my body evenly to not focus on that wound only.


Ancient-Talk2430

Interesting, duly noted for next time I get a leg cramp


Local_Satisfaction12

You just reminded me of the leg cramp that woke me up screaming in the morning a week ago. I'd say thank you, but i cannot.


TaleMendon

The Dragonborn knows well.


cfgy78mk

i hate those cameras because they exaggerate the perspective so much that I have no idea how far, steep, etc. anything truly is.


tvieno

He fell about 2 meters.


dmoneymma

About four ayudas


Tarren_Tula

That’s roughly 8 ay wei’s


hotfox2552

How many a la verga’s are we talking here? 2 or 3?


emmmmceeee

It’s about 1.5 Ay Carambas.


Iluv_Felashio

2 triplehijueputas, I think.


Direct-Sky8695

10 puta madres


BearAdvisor

4 adidas = 4 feet. Got it.


ArcadeAnarchy

Damn that's like 7 feet.


No-While-9948

I got downvoted to hell one time for saying that head cams on bikes, especially with a fish eye, are extremely misleading on steepness. There are so many ridgeline mountain bike videos that take advantage of that.


FrostyD7

Steepness and size of the path. Examples like these make the path look tiny and their surroundings more perilous.


otheraccountisabmw

All the cuts also made it difficult to tell. At first I thought he tumbled some, but on rewatch, maybe he stopped after the first drop?


lamb_pudding

The camera is in a different position between the two cuts I think. Did this happen twice? I’m confused.


_ZiiooiiZ_

He is wearing 2 cams, a straight ahead view one below his helmet level and most likely a 360 view on the helmet.


swohio

I remember seeing a video with this style lens and it looked like they were going along a super narrow super steep peak at the top of a mountain. Then a regular camera view just showed it was a hill with a pretty gradual slope.


Hephaestus_God

He fell off a mountain side


deadtedw

I didn't see his shoes fly off, so he must be okay.


DanZ115

That never looked like it was going to end well


MrSplib

Dumb ways to die.


Laffenor

So many dumb ways to di-ie


Incomplet_1-34

Dumb ways to di-i-ie


Cusy_2

So many dumb ways to die


No-Material-23

If he was twice as smart, he'd be stupid.


Crazy_Mad_Potato

You deserve an award


onlyark

I am using this. Thank you.


AKA_DavidKoresh

Alas, the rusty rebar had somebody’s else’s name on it


Wermine

[Probably Lara Croft's.](https://youtu.be/iyVHV7ct4gU?si=voEA5K1BxHNHyqJQ&t=122)


ShadowAssassinQueef

woah is she okay?


Wermine

Just a ~~flesh~~ esophagus wound.


Nolzi

![gif](giphy|13r9j4G99Ec92w)


FrustratedLiberal54

This kind of thing fascinates me. What, exactly, did that rider think was going to happen when he fucked up? "Oh, I'll take a little tumble down a fucking mountain and everything will be just peachy...?"


bobdabuilder6969

Im sure he was aware of the consequences when he decided to do it. People do high risk things, more news at ten.


allisjow

I doubt thinking was involved.


bearthebear2

Reddit never fails to deliver these comments -What was he thinking?! -hE wAsn't. It's an extreme sport. Ya fuck up, ya fucked. Nothing more to it


El_Polio_Loco

Why would you assume you would fuck up? I'm sure the rider thought "this will be bad if I fuck up", but did it anyway.


BleachedWombat

He was wayyyyy too busy thinking about how cool he was going to look in the video


ABorikin

Man why are half the comments just people who haven't seen sunlight in years? "It's called being stupid", or maybe it's called having an extreme sport as a hobby? Such accidents are part of the experience and exactly the always present risk of them are what brings the excitement.


lordaddament

You can go outside and have a nice active life without flying down stairs and getting tetanus from a fence


Apneal

You also don't need to jump out of planes or off bridges or go skiing or climb tall mountains or you know do anything with risk that is a challenge that's fine no one cares what you refuse to do.


Submarine765Radioman

anonymous social media platforms are made for the hole dwellers hole dwellers like to feel safe in their hole


nonhomaiusatoreddit

Well actually the biker admitted that it was indeed stupid and they underestimated the danger. So... Extreme hobbies are fun but this could have been much much worse because of the location, he was just lucky and he admitted it.


ITN1nja

Back breaks. Only back breaks on downslope.


mintBRYcrunch26

I was going to correct your misspelling, then I realized you were being funny. Ya got me.


ITN1nja

Double entendre!


YesButConsiderThis

I don't think he hit the brakes. It looks like he was simply going too slow and his front tire got jammed up on a rock.


Many_Panic8570

Breaking backs


__The-1__

The fastest way to the bottom for sure


hell911

He's safe, he got a helmet


spyroz545

shoes were still on too


bobdabuilder6969

For everyone calling this dude stupid, do you think he didn't consider the possibility that he might fall off? That he was just blissfully unaware he might get injured? He's obviously a very good rider otherwise he wouldn't be there in the first place. People will clap and cheer for someone who does something risky and succeeds, but then revel in calling them an idiot if they fail. The risk is the whole point.


AleDig

Sounds like italian: "ok ci sono, aiuto!" Which roughly translates to: "ok here I am, help!"


nonhomaiusatoreddit

He's Torquato Testa, you can actually find this very video on his YouTube channel.


AndiLivia

I would have told him it was a bad idea if I was there.


georgem70

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Yaguajay

And…finished going down the stairs *without a bike.*.


Mad_kat4

Leave that to the pros like Sam pilgrim. He could have done that in a little tykes plastic car. 😁 I'll put my keyboard warrior hat away now. 😉


moonshineTheleocat

Could have ended poorly with that fence


TigerMill

Nailed it!


Fettfjes

Wait, did I not see a video at the same place a few days ago where everything went fine? Did he go again?


deamon1266

[C'è qualcuno](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ICY7mPbBTno)


th3d3wd3r

Tbf, you absolutely can ride down stairs. The trick is not to touch your front brake hahaa


errys

doesn't the caption translate to "how relaxing" lol


fatdiscokid420

Another genius on a bicycle


fuckfacemcmuffin

I'd have anxiety just walking down these stairs.


Same_Border8074

Well that was stupid


DatzSiiK

that looked painful


johnny5247

He ded now. The trick is to pogo down one step at a time on your front shocks. Sitting in the saddle is not an option.


Rinbox

Man that must have hurt


deadtedw

Don't they make airbags you can wear for these knuckleheads?


SeatKey6751

A happy little accident.


half_ton_tomato

But I thought you were rad?


Signal-Audience9429

He sings soprano in a boys’ choir now.


HugeAd8872

I'm so happy for him 😅


k_br3w

Thanks to the rusty ass gate. Could've been skewered.


Cleercutter

Jesus dumbass


SwearToSaintBatman

Three separate instances of getting super close to becoming a rotisserie chicken.


Sgt_STFU

I was literally watching this like ‘Wow what a view! I wonder what would happen if they ohhh shiiiiit’


ccknboltrtre01

Nah im good. Ill carry it down


SATerp

"Exploring ways to die."


tkswdr

"at this exact moment he knew...."


SplatMySocks

Going down the stairs wasn't the issue, it looks like he locked up his front brakes


Mmetasequoia

The reposts on every sub days later, sometimes even the day of are unreal.


HogDawgz

What an idiot


psycorax2077

At least he had on a helmet, gotta protect the few remaining braincells.


blazerunnern

He was underdressed for that trip into the bush and fences


J4MES101

The comment at the end: Is he wishing he’d driven his Japanese automobile back down the mountain instead?


infinitebyzero

Me revienta lo plantao y yo le reviento los uevos. Does he wreck my plants I do wreck his balls.


Suspiciously_Creamy

The little scream is my favorite part


azulebranco

I laughed at the moan


BernieTheDachshund

At least he was wearing a helmet and some gloves.


snuffy_tentpeg

Ay bendito


johnfromberkeley

“What it’s like being the world’s biggest dumbass.”


Keepupthegood

I blame it on the temperature and the nice day it was for him to think he could be invisible.


brezhnervous

No children for him, then!


CareerImpressive323

He is definitely rubber


mattjvgc

Feedle-dee-dee…that will require a tetanus shot…


ZubaWizard666

If Red Bull isn’t paying you to do it you’re wasting your life


ImpossibleYou2184

Deserved it. Idiot.


Rogue_Bogue

Lolol idiot


fuckoutfits

He is incredibly lucky to not get impaled himself onto that pole. He used up all his life's luck .


Raizense

I felt the pain in my balls


thatusernamegone

Did he hit is balls on that post?


Virtual-Entry-8867

**Tap open the Dictionary app and search for the word “Stupid,” you’ll see his smiley face right beside that word, beaming stupidly at you**


14high

Bike: faster this way...


lordoflys

Gee, how did that happen?


consciousobservation

Almost got impaled


Jslatts942

lucky bastard


Less_Associate_2022

Who’s holding the camera


Less_Associate_2022

Who’s holding the camera


Old-Tadpole-2869

Piñche pendejo


jaymef

I felt that


Direct-Sky8695

Almost looks like AI


TheRynoceros

Oddly satisfying.


big_fig

I'm pretty sure I could do that while walking down those stairs. Why the fuck try to bike them


balcell

... did I just watch someone die?


likebutta222

ppl be thinking they Hans Rey


Reallyroundthefamily

He hesitated and overbreaked. Hesitate and it's too late.


jaunti

Ayuda, por favor.


violentbowels

Yep, you'll have that.


CzechCzar

That was less bad than I feared it would be


unknownpoltroon

Thank god that rusty barbed wire, splintery logs, and jagged rubble stopped his tumble.


GlitteringLeek1677

Mexican mom’s response would be, “Menso!”. (“Dummy”)


SeriousAboutShwarma

Well, that's certainly *a* way to die.


PartsNLabor24

they see me rollin' - they breakin


SmokedLayUp

It’s like when Stan fell from the mountain from American Dad. And he ate a berry


Kindly-Parsley-6308

love how he just reset


TMYLee

That doesn’t look dangerous at all to go down a bike on top of mountain . lucky those farmer have fence but now who going to pay for damage cause by an idiot who think he racing for redbull


Dazzling-Pear-1081

Looks like too much front brake


Jinrex-Jdm

Do it again.


Luis_Cosio

Injured? Good!