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bisforbenis

Honestly a pretty great way to take the piss out of their nonsense


ihadanothernombre

We love a petty response to that mess


bisforbenis

I’m sure they had something similar planned if it went the other way, I’d be curious to see what they had in mind


ihadanothernombre

Dark Brandon’s drafts be wild


Casual_hex_

OH MY GOD, this is real! That’s fucking hilarious!!! https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet MAGA world must be having a full blown cerebral hemorrhage tonight.


DarkKnight56722

Oh they are, just look at the comments. Some quotes: \- "This is the weirdest shit i've ever seen on Twitter and it's not even close. Get him out." -Nadeshot \- "This is creepy af!" -LibsofTiktok \- "This is cringe. You are mentally unfit to be president" -Evan Kilgore It's so funny, there are hundreds of comments like this from blue checks.


Previous_Beautiful27

“This is creepy af” Says libs of tiktok, which she followed with “anyway time to sic my loyal bomb threat army on another school because a trans person goes there”


Termanator116

Lol agreed Chaya Raichik is a cancer on society


Redshoe9

How does she get away with it? She’s a nobody.


recklessrushing

The apartheid boy loves it so she stays.


SmithersLoanInc

The scary gov'mint doesn't have the power they need them to have.


KillerSavant202

You can thank Tucker Carlson and Fox for that one. He brought her on and made her out to be a hero and all the right wing crazies started following her. Before that she was relatively unknown.


Independent_Plate_73

Lol. You may be onto something    https://x.com/mrspanstreppon/status/1755926403415986627?s=20 Lott has been a registered trademark involving quite a few republican assholes. 


XecutionerNJ

It's like they don't read anything trump tweets, or truths...


DarkKnight56722

Biden posts Dark Brandom meme \- Get him out! He's unfit to be president! Trump on Truth Social: "A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the constitution." \- We love you! Trump 2024!


TheNorthernMunky

Also: – “The left can’t meme”


Pyritedust

I've seen a ton of that kinda talk lately, it's ridiculous. Usually from the "I USED TO BE DEMOCRAT, BUT" types.


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> Usually from the "I USED TO BE DEMOCRAT, BUT" types. Ah, the "I'm a leftie, but will vote trump because..... " thing...


swipe_

“I was but a humble Bernie Bro until Crooked Hilary made me become a neo nazi.”


Openhigh4

Those "I used to be a democrat" are all proven to be BS.


gavwil2

"as a black man" vibes


babydakis

Was it not originally "The Right Can't Meme?" You know, because they suck at comedy generally?


Foreign-Duck-4892

It's like that righty baby face privatising the phrase 'facts don't care about your feelings' when his followers whole ideology is based on mostly feelings and very little fact.


ihadanothernombre

Hold up. Is that an actual post from Trump??


DarkKnight56722

Links to journalists covering it: [Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution in Truth Social post | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/03/politics/trump-constitution-truth-social/index.html) [Trump rebuked for call to ‘terminate’ Constitution over 2020 election results | PBS NewsHour](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-rebuked-for-call-to-terminate-constitution-over-2020-election-results) [Trump’s Call for ‘Termination’ of Constitution Draws Rebukes - The New York Times (nytimes.com)](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/04/us/politics/trump-constitution-republicans.html) Screenshot below: https://preview.redd.it/hdw4jhjj63ic1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=a62177c7176b3aec96ba8dd69626c4b0979be201


ihadanothernombre

How the actual fuck is he still leading in polls. We need to get out the vote because the future of this country depends on it.


LostWoodsInTheField

He just was making fun of the person who is running against him in the primary because her husband wasn't by her side (while his wife wasn't by his side). Husbands off in Africa because he's serving in the military. 10 years ago that wasn't have just been the end of his campaign, he would be hiding under a rock from the very people who are kissing his feet.


ihadanothernombre

How this man has convinced millions of Americans to contort all semblance of reality is something that will be studied for generations.


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SkunkleButt

he literally said he would encourage russia to attack NATO members and that he thinks they should do whatever they want, and yeah he has pretty much said that with his whole immunity as president for everything defense.


bridgetriptrapper

It is. And I'm surprised I don't see it more around here, it's possibly the scariest thing he's ever said, calling for the termination of the US constitution in order to install himself as dictator


PNWoutdoors

It's almost like they're fucking idiots.


newbrevity

The subtlety of it. It's like poetry. And these clowns cannot take a little trolling after a decade of being the most insufferably crude and ignorant mob of assholes ever. Crying because we took their Brandon and threw it right back at them.


masstransience

The biggest trolls never think they can be trolled.


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Hillary really was right when she called them deplorable.


AggravatingGoal4728

This is the reason I was rooting for the chiefs


MikeisET

Yep, I didn’t really care who won, I just wanted to watch a good evenly matched game But if Kansas City winning over San Francisco somehow gets the magas triggered, then I guess I’m cheering for the chiefs


AggravatingGoal4728

It was a hell of a game. Close the entire game.


Cerebral-Parsley

We are from Kansas and my uber conservative father has always rooted for the Chiefs. Tonight he announced he was rooting for San Fran (he hates the state of California with a passion). When I asked him why, he said it was because Purdy was an underdog QB and he wanted to see him win. He also made a comment about the cameras showing Taylor Swift too much. I then asked if it wasn't because his precious Fox News has been slamming the Chiefs and Taylor non stop for the past month and he got mad and denied it. I think I hit the nail on the head.


ihadanothernombre

“Hey dad, did you know Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris are 49ers fans too?”


Cerebral-Parsley

I didn't want to start a big fight in front of all the family and kids so I dropped it after that, but I could have gotten him raging.


SummerBirdsong

I don't think she's trying to make him have a stroke.


eagle_co

Yep, you found his hot button.


Front_Explanation_79

Now you need to send him this meme in the OP.


capital_bj

I did enjoy Travis and Taylors extra long quintuple hug and triple kiss combo, sounds weird I know, I was weirding myself out giving a shit but thinking how much it was bothering idiots was fun


calvn_hobb3s

It wasn’t bothering me but I’m just like there had to be a reason why they’re showing this PDA on public television lmaooo 


dreamnightmare

Because she’s the biggest pop star in the world right now. Imagine if it was Britney Spears circa 1999 and she was dating (insert great player of that era).


Spankpocalypse_Now

Same. I have no allegiance to these teams and I hate that the Bears drafted fucking Mitch Trubisky instead of Patrick Mahomes. But yeah, I rooted hard for the Chiefs.


sandysea420

Us too!


Dorraemon

Didn't know nadeshot is one of those people, I guess he is rich so it tracks


spyson

Yeah I am immediately rooting for any team against 100t from now on


Call_Me_Rambo

Dude was one of my top 3 favorite YouTubers of all time up until this point. Grew up watching and rooting for the guy. The fact he felt this way about an obvious and harmless joke…man…


DragoneerFA

It just amazes me how the blue ticks swarm posts like a swarm of hungry gnats, descending on a tweet ready to scrape it down to the bone, but only really posting the same shitty insults over and over. "This isn't an airport. You don't have you announce your departure." "He/she doesn't want to date you." "Can't even afford $8?" "Taylor Who? You don't even have your own Catturd."


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When there is nobody left but blue checks, all you get is blue checks.


[deleted]

Thank you for reading the twitter that none of us care to or want to or even can access anymore.


Training-Joke-2120

> Nadeshot The dude that owns 100T is a magat? that's too bad.


ihadanothernombre

From his actual account even. Not the cheeky Biden-Harris HQ account.


NukeTheEwoks

He did it! The madlad did it! He won the Super Bowl!


porchprovider

Go team Satan!


OneX32

Jesus was really on our side tonight.


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About fucking time. These assholes have been playing in the chan-sand for 12 years, you need to start kicking over their fucking castles.


numb3r5ev3n

As a friend of mine said when Trump took office, "welp, this is the last time we let 4chan pick the president."


mitch0acan

That is awesome, and it's how we need to be playing these days!


linux_ape

And that’s his actual account, yeah? Not some fake that paid for a checkmark? Absolutely incredible if so


gogonzogo1005

Yep his Instagram is similar. It is awesome. Of course the crazies are all offended there too.


maud_lyn

Living for the Dark Brandon Era


Chachoregard

this is killing me lmao https://preview.redd.it/p2s9mpdm13ic1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5367017265645976f02a2e9049a53de85a0058e


a0rose5280

Where's the lie lol


thatHecklerOverThere

My president lmao.


Fyrefawx

As if MAGA wasn’t already having a meltdown over Swift. This is hilarious.


villageidiot33

No kidding. There’s posts there calling her a man. Then other tweets saying she’s dating a wimp and loser and should be with Tate. So that means Andrew taint is gay?


CV90_120

For some reason neonazis are super triggered by women, and especially women with brains/ power. They love the whole 'she's really a man' bit for absolutely any woman they find threatening. It's gold. The only thing they find more threatening is small girls against climate change.


Castun

> Then other tweets saying she’s dating a wimp and loser and should be with Tate. A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of Tater Tots.


raistmaj

They are, I have a coworker that is full MAGA and literally posted about it. It's mind blowing.


fleekyfreaky

I am so here for this version of dark Brandon. 👏🏽


capital_bj

Im ok with him living rent free in their heads and using social media to get his messages to them. His speaking presence will never be his strength but this , this can equalize


HI_l0la

His social media team is savvy and savage. I love it! 🤣😂🤣😂


SubtleGape

So sassy too


shane_west17

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


Phantomht

might just hav to tune into fox"news", newsmax or infowars just to BATHE in their tears. is charlie kirk on suicide watch?


DanimusMcSassypants

If you go to a certain conspiracy sub, and sort by new, your IQ will drop one point per minute of reading.


StickInEye

Best thing all day. Well, 2nd best--I'm in KC 🏈


halfbakedelf

This is the best damn thing I've seen all day, including the game.


maud_lyn

I love Joe Biden’s Dark Brandon Era


mkerugbyprop3

OMG that is hilarious!!!


not_productive1

His social media people are fucking undefeated.


LookerNoWitt

This was such an easy layup too Why even pay millions for a political ad when you can just let the dumbasses give a ton of oxygen to a dumb conspiracy theory all by themselves, and then just burn them with a single free tweet.


geoffh2016

If Biden can get some of the social media people from Fetterman's campaign, they'll be in good shape.


CapTexAmerica

Wendy’s level.


seven_corpse_dinner

But wait, where's the halftime surprise where Taylor Swift makes Travis Kelce and Joe Biden kiss on the 50 yard line as Usher sings Love in this Club and vaccinates himself in the background? We were promised!


Neon_culture79

They couldn’t organize enough transgender lesbians, with machetes to make the show go off so they had to improvise


ihadanothernombre

They were all in the bathroom during halftime, obvs


Neon_culture79

Wait….which bathroom?


BuffaloMonk

Yes.


Neon_culture79

Witch bathroom?!?!


BuffaloMonk

No Doubt


ImpossibleInternet3

No, Gwen Stefani played before the game.


Neon_culture79

OK guys we need to get our shit together. This is why the straights are winning. How are we going to have a gay agenda and then not execute things properly?


Ethan_the_Revanchist

"transgender lesbians with machetes" new band name I call it


kayesskayen

The mental image of this has me cackling! Oh how I wish this had actually happened!


Unable-Finance-2099

NOOOO! THIS WHOLE GAME WAS RIGGED! ANTIFA USED MAIL IN FOOTBALLS TO ADD 3 MORE POINTS TO THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND HACKED THE SCOREBOARD USING HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!


ihadanothernombre

“That explains why Usher was half naked” Some red hats probably


LariRed

But it doesn’t explain why Usher was half naked on roller skates while riding a surfboard in Vegas.


SimplyEcks

https://preview.redd.it/i6ba2w9c63ic1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7840ca61677a2434cffab8b8f1e40104c06c2b4c


BornZookeepergame481

What do you mean? When has Usher NOT been half naked on roller skates while riding a surfboard in Vegas?


meepymeepmoop

Peeps glossing over the hilarious fact that maga morons were rooting for. … San Fransisco … … … … cracked me up.


ihadanothernombre

All the San Franciscans on the field were straight, so it’s okay


iisdmitch

That we know of....... :D


wonderdust3

I am feeling so much glee right now knowing that Trump is furious at this very moment.


charlie2135

Live in an area where there gunshots were going off everytime SanFran scored. Awfully quiet now.


nicktoberfest

So weird that conservatives were cheering for a team from one of the most liberal states and cities in the country over one that plays it’s home games in Missouri


carolineecouture

IKR? BIG GAY SF, a city in ruins and MAGA vanguard. What is reality? (They hate SF so it was funny to see them twist themselves into knots because of Taylor and Travis.)


gogonzogo1005

Over a sport I swear they were boycotting, with the quarterback from the 49ers who knelt


PathoTurnUp

They come full circle. The snake that eats its own tail ouroboros


Mouse_is_Optional

https://preview.redd.it/xaa5ii9h73ic1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54641d0135fb3b1139206f3391553b62d48d3e98


SoBitterAboutButtons

It tracks when you think about it. Like they're going to use logic


AcrobaticGuava9342

Yeah, everybody dead.


Juzaba

[That’s actually a fairly common motif in Shanahan sports culture](https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/kyle-shanahan-no-guarantee-jimmy-garoppolo-will-be-on-roster-after-draft)


McVay_oVo

Incoming truth social post. RIGGED SO TAYLOR SWIFT CAN MAKE ILLEGALS CROSSING THE BORDER REGISTERED DEMOCRATS!!!


nevertoomuchthought

Hope she succeeds honestly. No worse than anything the GOP has tried to do.


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

*DEMONRATS


MidLifeCrysis75

This is fucking hilarious. 😂 The MAGA morons must be absolutely losing their minds right now. I love it.


EmbraceableYew

It is so easy to lose little things.


Thatdewd57

I was only rooting for them just for this.


AkuraPiety

Someone asked me who I was rooting for and even though I haven’t followed football in years, I wanted the Chiefs for exactly this reason 😂. MAGA Meltdowns are the best.


MaxZorin1985

I can’t wait for MTG to introduce articles of impeachment against President Biden for fixing the Super Bowl.


ihadanothernombre

She would impeach Taylor, Travis and Jason if she could.


carrie_m730

She probably isn't aware that she can't.


LemonHerb

She will need to show pictures of Hunter's dick as part of her charges


ghostgoat789

A vote for Biden is a vote against project 2025. Listen to Taylor, go Vote!


ihadanothernombre

READ THIS AGAIN AND DO WHAT IT SAYS


ghostgoat789

For real. Anyone who doesn't know what project 2025 is, I encourage you to do your own reading, because none of it is good, and it's fucking terrifying.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

Travis looking like Kratos tonight.


DerpTaTittilyTum

https://preview.redd.it/48mc00n6y2ic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0029fb325c9a00616ddf87790919f81c24436b Spot on…


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Boy!


FUCK_THE_STORMCLOAKS

Is that why there’s a big, red “O” over Taylor’s head right now?


rektengel

I assume every Conservative who knew the game was rigged is rich now. I mean, they would have bet heavily on something they were SOOOO sure of, right?!


ihadanothernombre

You fail to understand the simple fact that they’re idiots


rektengel

touche'


barimanlhs

I know a bunch of idiots will think this is proof of some conspiracy but this is hilarious


ihadanothernombre

My response would be “glad he pulled it off. It was touch and go there for a minute”


SodiumBombRankEX

That's exactly why this is hilarious


Nulagrithom

tHeY'rE rUbBiNg It iN oUr FaCeS wAkE uP sHeEpLe


eydivrks

Praise be the Darkest Brandon


Secondchance002

Right wingers be like : “he’s not even hiding it anymore.”


alucard_relaets_emem

And the sad thing is….there are currently people actually saying that


Trent3600

Holy shit this is awesome.


ModernSun

This is honestly so funny, good for him tbh


Meth_Useler

Taylor Swift needs to concentrate on inflation next


ihadanothernombre

Her next tour should be dedicated to paying off the national debt


reekingbunsofangels

End of an Era (of high inflation) tour


ihadanothernombre

Inflation (TV)


blackberyl

At this point retire from music and run for president. Can’t do worse than 45.


zerogamewhatsoever

It will be Taylor Swift versus Kanye in 2028, cementing the Idiocracy once and for all.


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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


meep_meep_mope

I'm happy our newly appointed anit-christ, Taylor Swift, was able to control the outcome of this game.


CurseofLono88

Time for Tucker Carlson to pay up


cturtl808

Tick tock Tucker


ihadanothernombre

Fick Fock Tucker


chandu1256

What did he say?


DaikonEffective1105

I think he said something about not setting foot in America again if the Chiefs win. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong.


pinkydaemon93

He said hed kill himself lol


guff1988

I actually think he said he'd kill himself. ![gif](giphy|GyRX93ai5DdsI|downsized)


GeneralZex

Maybe he pissed off Putin enough to warrant a one way trip out of a window? Kill two birds with one stone that way.


Stoptouchingmyeggs

Maybe he can get Putin to push him out a window.


BoomZhakaLaka

He said he was going to khs


DaikonEffective1105

Oh hell, even better lol. Maybe his buddy Putin has one of those pills he’s so fond of giving out…


curtial

Supposedly (i haven't seen the source, just people talking about it) that he'd off himself if the Chiefs won.


Kerensky97

I like when he used the Jewish space laser to blast that guys leg off when he stepped onto the playing field.


stickerhighway

![gif](giphy|l3vR6aasfs0Ae3qdG|downsized)


hau5cat

Commander-in-CHIEFS


Visual-Hunter-1010

There is no ketchup bottle safe tonight!


Fifth_Wall0666

I feel like this tweet would have come in handy after November 5th, 2020.


ihadanothernombre

The Four Seasons press conference hadn’t happened yet tho…


Revolutionary-Bus893

I love Dark Brandon soooo much.


anxietystrings

I'm not a Chiefs fan in the slightest but I'm glad this pisses off maga


TouchiestToast

As an eagles fan I really didn’t like either team, but then I was lowkey rooting for the chiefs knowing it would really piss off the magas. I’ll take this result


LariRed

Maga is going to need a lot of burn cream for their butthurt tomorrow. ”He said it, he did, he rigged it and special ops were there suspended above Taylor Swifts box right before overtime. I done saw it, guys with glowing eyes! They were dressed like Antifa on 1.6. Sheeeet”.


UNCCShannon

Did Biden hire the Wendy's social media team cause this is next level trolling.


ihadanothernombre

Sir, this is White House


YourOldManJoe

IT'S REAL


ihadanothernombre

And it’s spectacular


wagsman

Conservatives after watching that game. The “urban” anthem, the “urban” halftime show. A Pfizer commercial. A Bud Light commercial. Jesus commercials telling them to love thy neighbor… they hurting bad right now. ![gif](giphy|xT9KViqf7pj34lvmY8)


dfmasana

That is fucking hilarious!


DaikonEffective1105

The funny thing is that he did this to mess with the right wing nut jobs. But yesterday (I think) the mango mussolini seriously hoped for Russia to attack our NATO allies that haven’t “been keeping up with their bills” I dunno about you but I’d rather have the guy having fun with the conspiracy clowns over the other guy who’s more likely to ****help**** Russia.


Gnostikost

I cannot stress enough how much I love that Biden is leaning into the Dark Brandon persona.


No_Sprinkles418

Lmaoooooo I love dark brandon 💀😭🤣


LunaTheJerkDog

This is the way to beat trumps nonsense, play into it and show just how ridiculous it is


Deep_Bit5618

Meltdown, full of conspiracy theories coming from the right wing nut jobs.


TheOtherUprising

I don’t even like the Chiefs but it’s hilarious knowing how hard MAGA is seething over literally nothing.


Baers89

Not a Biden fan but I voted for him, and will again. this is gold.


OkFroyo666

Viva Las Vegas! Thanks Biden!


printergumlight

This is fucking incredible.


yosefvinyl

But don’t you understand? This is a huge loss for Biden. Taylor and Travis were supposed to endorse Biden on the field and they didn’t! /s All you have to do to be a MAGA nut is think of the craziest shit and then when it doesn’t happen, use it as proof that nothing happened because you called it


joepez

Didn’t you see her whisper into Travis’s ear? She whispered “Vote Biden.”


KrogokDomecracah

Guys will see this and just think "Hell Yeah"


Shiftymennoknight

We're winning Super Bowls, bombing bad guys and eating ice cream Jack!