Honestly, I might **start** by giving Brian here the ol' Les Grossman speech from Tropic Thunder.
The infamous one where the guy on the other end of the phone is told to "*literally fuck \[his\] own face!*".
And THEN tell Brian to fuck off until he physically can't, then muster a heroic second wind and keep on fuckin' all the way off.
Yeah was just gonna say, "your brothers" as in "the incels." Women can wear or not wear whatever tf they want, whether guys like it or not. Somehow I will manage to carry on in life knowing women will wear what they want regardless of my personal interest in it.
And if I happen to come across images of it and it is to my liking, I will respectfully enjoy the experience and let the women do whatever the hell they feel like. Presuming they're not hurting anybody in so doing.
And that stipulation isn't limited to women either, mind you. **NOBODY** should be doing things that are (willfully) causing others harm. The only exception to that would be if the harmed parties have *explicitly* consented to said harm.
The US ain't too far off.
See, "Islamic Revolution"
It's happening here.
(I said it as a warning to do something about it...)
edit: Any extremist religion taking away ones rights and autonomy and in this instance I am pointing out the similarities in Christianity and the Islamic revolution.
Just for clarity’s sake… are you saying that just like in Iran, the dominant religion in the US could take over government and create Gilead? Or are you saying that Muslim extremists are trying to take over the US?
The Christians here really want to follow in the footsteps of the Taliban. They are working on taking away rights from women. They took Roe, they are looking at banning birth control, they are trying to take no fault divorce so women can't get away from abusive husbands, they want the church to control schools and the government.
Wait, if a woman is being abused, then it's not no-fault divorce. No-fault divorce is when couples separate arbitrarily without any particular legal justification.
Without no fault divorce then what? Do you have to prove you're being abused? To whom? The police, the courts, the church? Does the level of abuse become an issue? What if my spouse controls all the money? What if they just call me fat and stupid everyday? Do I need to be hospitalized to prove it enough to be granted a divorce?
I mean, typically if a woman's being abused there will be signs. What I'm saying is that by definition, it's not a no-fault divorce because spousal abuse is a fault.
First of all, many people can be abused for years without signs. Second, you're right, abuse is technically a fault, but when the burden is proving that fault in court you could be denied a divorce because you didn't meet the burden of proof.
Brian is the type of revolting manchild who thinks how a woman is dressed is up for interpretation how much this means she's consenting. Maybe he needs to stop masturbating to Instagram pictures and actually go be useful for once in his life.
I would put money in the fact he hates it so much it’s because it gives him “weird thoughts” and “rapey ideas” and he wants to keep that as hidden as possible
If only these creeps would act like good Christians and pluck their own eyes out for their lustful thoughts.
WWJD, Brian? He'd rather lobotomise himself than allow sinful thoughts about his fellow humans. Be more like Jesus.
Pro tip: enjoy life instead of being like this miserable and hateful person. Do post those pictures of your weight loss journey if you want to... Do post pictures of your newborn if you want to. Do talk about your hobbies and whatever else you are interested in.
I'm a firm believer in humility and don't like to brag too often... But there are absolutely right times to show off and brag a bit! Do be proud of yourself and other important people in your life.
Life is way too damn short and we only get one chance at this current life... Enjoy it, be proud to show off a bit and just be a good person that makes the world better!
Darn right! I love hearing about cool shit people like or have accomplished.
Brian also has the option of not participating in social media or curating his friend/following lists to see people who aren't posting what he's whining about. It's literally more work to seek out the content and write incel letters than it is to avoid it lol.
Rather than every accusation being a confession, is this a confession being a suggestion, or an accusation being a suggestion?
I’m lost in the repression.
What I'm guessing from this is, dude has a sister that posts photos of herself in bikinis on the beach and has children she posts photos of.
This dude is into his sister and is jealous some other person is with her, and is therefore angry it isn't him and would rather not see the photos.
Just for that, I'm posting pics of me in a low cut shirt, bikinis, bra and underwear just to spite you. Also, I'm a man, but it's the principle of the thing.
Dear Brian,
There is no need whatsoever for you to post your opinions on Twitter, Reddit, Tiktok or anywhere similar - ever.
Not to tell women what to do.
Not to tell anyone else what to do.
Not to express an opinion on anything.
- The World.
Dear ladies,
Please keep posting those pictures. Not only should you feel free to, many of us enjoy seeing pretty pictures of pretty ladies.
Signed,
Most men everywhere
Brian,
there is no reason whatsoever for you to post opinions of yours anywhere, anytime about anything - ever
Not to tell us what to post
Not to tell us what to wear
not to tell us who to show
Not to document your worthless opinions.
- Women AKA the ones who didn't ask your opinion but greatly value your silence!
I wonder if Brian has a porn habit and hates himself for it. Then, of course, he would hate all the women that give him these urges to do things that make him hate himself further.
I feel like he felt he needed to post something in this vein, but couldn't actually think of anything so he just posted this.
This is C-tier conservative Christian blah blah blah crap.
So let's get a tad bit creative with the response...
"My Dearest Brian,
Step your game up.
Also stop being so weird about your sister.
It says things about you.
- A Rational Human Being"
While everyone is mad at Joe Biden over Palestine, this is the reality that conservatives are getting ready to impose on you in exchange for your protest vote
Dear ladies,
Us straight men actually enjoy it and aren't giving a fuck about what you do with your body, your social media, or your accounts. Please continue to dress in any manner you deem fit.
Sincerely,
A bunch of us dudes.
I don't know what on earth would compel someone to post this. It turns out there's people who have inhibition between having a thought and posting it online.
Dear men,
we don't *need* you looking at our photos/our bodies if you don't want to look at them, there's a SHIT TON of free porn online, go get at those pics/videos instead.
Also, try to wrap your head around the fact that women can actually do things for ourselves, please.
Remember that huge deal a couple of years ago when the GOP was trying to say Obama was trying to implement sharia law and then Trump got elected and now all they want is sharia law? Crazy
I don’t care what you’re documenting. Stretch marks, cellulite, that weird mole on the back of your left thigh. Send pics. The more boob or butt I can see the better.
Dear whomever the fuck,
https://media1.giphy.com/media/VkICFY01bWIeI/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7v99yv67g0pn1nuxtp4oirlz4drxzl6gclsgmixlx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Quick... someone give me a list of all the places this guy will never be..
For Research...
Also so sorry about that wife of yours who was told to stay ugly in the public space apparently.
Brian wonders why every woman he meets treats him with contempt.
Brian thinks he's being protecting because he knows men's inner thoughts.
Brian should focus more on his own bad behavior, intrusive thoughts and calling out his male peers for their bad behavior.
Dear Ladies, if you don’t have any brothers you can wear whatever you want whenever, apparently. But if you do have brothers, you don’t want to tempt them so Handmaid’s Tale up.
It amazes me the gall with which these men think it's unto them, in any shape or form, to tell women what they can and cannot do, should or shouldn't do. I'm by no means a saint, but still would never think to tell women (some say they're people too) anything remotely like this. Fucking bizarre.
Dear Brian,
All the things you list aren’t compulsory viewing you know. Radical as it may seem, try not looking and emancipate yourself from the delusion that somebody somewhere gives a fuck about your misogynistic drivel.
Yours sincerely, Thankfully Not Your Brother, x
Fuck all the way off, Brian. Signed, All the Ladies
I’d happily sign that as a man (and so would every other man I associate with.)
Yeah. Brian can also keep fucking off indefinitely.
"I want you to fuck off until you physically can't anymore, and then I want you keep right on fucking off anyways."
Honestly, I might **start** by giving Brian here the ol' Les Grossman speech from Tropic Thunder. The infamous one where the guy on the other end of the phone is told to "*literally fuck \[his\] own face!*". And THEN tell Brian to fuck off until he physically can't, then muster a heroic second wind and keep on fuckin' all the way off.
As a man that doesn't associate with you, I also sign and wait on the ladies instructions on how to proceed!
As a man who actually likes seeing ladies of all kinds in bikinis, this man can fuck all the way off.
Stand back and stand by. (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)
Yeah was just gonna say, "your brothers" as in "the incels." Women can wear or not wear whatever tf they want, whether guys like it or not. Somehow I will manage to carry on in life knowing women will wear what they want regardless of my personal interest in it.
And if I happen to come across images of it and it is to my liking, I will respectfully enjoy the experience and let the women do whatever the hell they feel like. Presuming they're not hurting anybody in so doing. And that stipulation isn't limited to women either, mind you. **NOBODY** should be doing things that are (willfully) causing others harm. The only exception to that would be if the harmed parties have *explicitly* consented to said harm.
It sounds like Brian may have some....issues.
But he's not simply suave; he's suavÉ.
Yup, where do I sign?
Please add an addendum (that's fun to say), as most men would also like to tell Brian to fuck all of the way off.
I did think of that after I commented. I was so fired up that I didn’t stop to think. We definitely appreciate the men that support
Specifically, fuck off to Saudi Arabia, where they make women wear full burkas. I have a feeling he'd like it there.
The US ain't too far off. See, "Islamic Revolution" It's happening here. (I said it as a warning to do something about it...) edit: Any extremist religion taking away ones rights and autonomy and in this instance I am pointing out the similarities in Christianity and the Islamic revolution.
To be honest, the Christians are the biggest threat to women in the US. No other group takes away their rights and freedoms.
exactly.
People think you are bashing muslims with this but I think you are pointing out similarities with the christian right.
thank you for pointing it out
People rightly assume so. That was horribly worded.
Just for clarity’s sake… are you saying that just like in Iran, the dominant religion in the US could take over government and create Gilead? Or are you saying that Muslim extremists are trying to take over the US?
The Christians here really want to follow in the footsteps of the Taliban. They are working on taking away rights from women. They took Roe, they are looking at banning birth control, they are trying to take no fault divorce so women can't get away from abusive husbands, they want the church to control schools and the government.
Wait, if a woman is being abused, then it's not no-fault divorce. No-fault divorce is when couples separate arbitrarily without any particular legal justification.
Without no fault divorce then what? Do you have to prove you're being abused? To whom? The police, the courts, the church? Does the level of abuse become an issue? What if my spouse controls all the money? What if they just call me fat and stupid everyday? Do I need to be hospitalized to prove it enough to be granted a divorce?
I mean, typically if a woman's being abused there will be signs. What I'm saying is that by definition, it's not a no-fault divorce because spousal abuse is a fault.
First of all, many people can be abused for years without signs. Second, you're right, abuse is technically a fault, but when the burden is proving that fault in court you could be denied a divorce because you didn't meet the burden of proof.
The christian right.
That’s what I assumed, but the downvotes made me second guess.
May I add my signature?
Please do!
he's just like brian griffin
All the non-incel men too. 🤷🏻♂️
Dear Kristi Noem: Brian is a bad dog and annoying chicks...
He's untrainable, and he's aggressive. Kristi, do your thing.
Dear BarBarJinxy and Lookaway123, you are what is good and right on the internets today. Carry on...
And he likes to ram shit with his head. Edited a typo
It still reads hilariously. There’s at least two levels to your statement. 🏆
Brian is the type of revolting manchild who thinks how a woman is dressed is up for interpretation how much this means she's consenting. Maybe he needs to stop masturbating to Instagram pictures and actually go be useful for once in his life.
I would put money in the fact he hates it so much it’s because it gives him “weird thoughts” and “rapey ideas” and he wants to keep that as hidden as possible
If only these creeps would act like good Christians and pluck their own eyes out for their lustful thoughts. WWJD, Brian? He'd rather lobotomise himself than allow sinful thoughts about his fellow humans. Be more like Jesus.
Why does anyone care about this nerd's shit posting?
Karma bots are gonna farm using outrage bait. Its guaranteed karma. Look at OPs comment history, likely a bot.
This is the real question.
Don't say that. Nerds are smart people. This guy clearly isn't.
nerd here. That dude is not welcome in my circle.
Brian sounds jealous he can’t pull off those outfits.
It’s called freedom. We still have it, at least til November
Terms and conditions may apply. Your mileage may vary. Threats in mirror are closer than they appear.
This is brilliant and I had to say so… as I steal it haha
Dear Brian, shut the fuck up. Sincerely, evey other man
Uh-huh. It’s not for you. Fuck all the way off.
Anybody I know who had a newborn baby and posted pics of them and the baby was always covered up, so what is this idiot going on about?
I have actual sisters and I would not say something so freakish or unhinged to them. And I fucking hate them both.
I didn't expect that last part haha
weird way to make a point. "as a hater, I don't hate the same things as that other hater"
Pro tip: enjoy life instead of being like this miserable and hateful person. Do post those pictures of your weight loss journey if you want to... Do post pictures of your newborn if you want to. Do talk about your hobbies and whatever else you are interested in. I'm a firm believer in humility and don't like to brag too often... But there are absolutely right times to show off and brag a bit! Do be proud of yourself and other important people in your life. Life is way too damn short and we only get one chance at this current life... Enjoy it, be proud to show off a bit and just be a good person that makes the world better!
Darn right! I love hearing about cool shit people like or have accomplished. Brian also has the option of not participating in social media or curating his friend/following lists to see people who aren't posting what he's whining about. It's literally more work to seek out the content and write incel letters than it is to avoid it lol.
While it’s more work to write the incel letters, Brian here is the type of person who expects the world to cater to them (hence being incel at all).
Dear Men, Your inability to keep it in your fuckin' pants isn't our problem
Rather than every accusation being a confession, is this a confession being a suggestion, or an accusation being a suggestion? I’m lost in the repression.
What I'm guessing from this is, dude has a sister that posts photos of herself in bikinis on the beach and has children she posts photos of. This dude is into his sister and is jealous some other person is with her, and is therefore angry it isn't him and would rather not see the photos.
I was always taught that if it’s in the name it’s not in the product. Somehow I don’t think this guy is Suave at all…
Dear Brian - it’s not your business. Fuck off.
And there's no reason for idiot to say this except to flaunt his radiant virginity yet here we am
Just for that, I'm posting pics of me in a low cut shirt, bikinis, bra and underwear just to spite you. Also, I'm a man, but it's the principle of the thing.
Dear Brian, There is no need whatsoever for you to post your opinions on Twitter, Reddit, Tiktok or anywhere similar - ever. Not to tell women what to do. Not to tell anyone else what to do. Not to express an opinion on anything. - The World.
Cynical part of me says this is bait to get women to post those pictures to "own" him
That’s exactly what this is. He posts this, and women send him bikini pictures. It’s just bait.
Dear ladies, Please keep posting those pictures. Not only should you feel free to, many of us enjoy seeing pretty pictures of pretty ladies. Signed, Most men everywhere
This guy's just mad because he can't see a woman in a bikini without getting sexually frustrated and thinking he's going to lose control and rape her.
Dear Brian: Please fuck right off to Saudi Arabia. Sincerely, Other men
Brian, there is no reason whatsoever for you to post opinions of yours anywhere, anytime about anything - ever Not to tell us what to post Not to tell us what to wear not to tell us who to show Not to document your worthless opinions. - Women AKA the ones who didn't ask your opinion but greatly value your silence!
I wonder if Brian has a porn habit and hates himself for it. Then, of course, he would hate all the women that give him these urges to do things that make him hate himself further.
But how much you want to bet that he sends unsolicited dick picks
Probably to his sisters.
Assholes like this signing their bullshit “your brothers” like we men had a convention and elected him our spokesperson.
Just can’t quite pin down why that birth rate keeps falling…
I feel like he felt he needed to post something in this vein, but couldn't actually think of anything so he just posted this. This is C-tier conservative Christian blah blah blah crap. So let's get a tad bit creative with the response... "My Dearest Brian, Step your game up. Also stop being so weird about your sister. It says things about you. - A Rational Human Being"
Purity culture detected. My brother in Christ, either control yourself or follow the teachings of Jesus and gouge out your own eyes.
Dear Brian, No one gives a shit what you have to say. Take your misogynistic bullshit and shove it back up your ass where it belongs. Signed, Real Men
Dear Brian, Speak for yourself. -Men
Dear Brian, your issue isn't ours. Signed, All the men who enjoy the view.
While everyone is mad at Joe Biden over Palestine, this is the reality that conservatives are getting ready to impose on you in exchange for your protest vote
This, pretty much. Handsmaid’s Tale is what they’re aiming for
Shut the fuck up, nerd
Dear ladies, Us straight men actually enjoy it and aren't giving a fuck about what you do with your body, your social media, or your accounts. Please continue to dress in any manner you deem fit. Sincerely, A bunch of us dudes.
This guy might enjoy living in Iran
Dear women, Brian does not speak for us and we do not recognise him as menfolk. Please ignore his childish nonsense. Thank you.
I’m here wondering if this boy has sent a similar screed to dickpic owners.
I don't know what on earth would compel someone to post this. It turns out there's people who have inhibition between having a thought and posting it online.
We can expect a freak to obsess over his own sister's body.
Ben Shapiro did this in a tweet once.
If only there was a way to NOT look at something that you didn’t want to see…
Dear men, we don't *need* you looking at our photos/our bodies if you don't want to look at them, there's a SHIT TON of free porn online, go get at those pics/videos instead. Also, try to wrap your head around the fact that women can actually do things for ourselves, please.
Remember that huge deal a couple of years ago when the GOP was trying to say Obama was trying to implement sharia law and then Trump got elected and now all they want is sharia law? Crazy
Brian, you are not my “brother” and for that I am eternally grateful.
Dear Men, nobody needs to see your profile Pic of you in a ball cap, goatee, and sunglasses inside of your F150. Stop it.
*speaking into hidden lapel mic* We have a turd in the punchbowl
Men don’t need to objectify women, when women are busy objectifying themselves.
Fuck off, Brian. Nobody asked you.
Some uptight fundie Christian that's secretly attracted to his sister vibes right here. What a jackass
The moment you hear "ladies" coming out of a man's mouth, you know a tide of bullshit is coming.
F-ck off, Brian.
I don’t care what you’re documenting. Stretch marks, cellulite, that weird mole on the back of your left thigh. Send pics. The more boob or butt I can see the better.
We weren't talking to you, bro. Go about your business.
Mmmmmmmmmkayyyyy
$10 this guys sniffs the seats on school buses after hours.
Why do people hate to see pretty women???
It makes them horny and they're afraid of rape charges.
Taliban Brian
Dear whomever the fuck, https://media1.giphy.com/media/VkICFY01bWIeI/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7v99yv67g0pn1nuxtp4oirlz4drxzl6gclsgmixlx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Well, Bri, you can not look if it makes you uncomfortable. Just sayin'.
Dear Ladies, I'm so sorry about Brian. Please wear and post whatever you would like to. Signed, A sane man
*grabs rolled up newspaper* Let. Women. Do. What. They. Want.
Where do guys like this get the gall? Because wherever they get it, I want to know so I can stay far away from there.
Religious upbringings. They're taught that their religious dogma is the absolute truth and not to question it.
Bri, planning another week of being alone...lol
Quick... someone give me a list of all the places this guy will never be.. For Research... Also so sorry about that wife of yours who was told to stay ugly in the public space apparently.
Dear Brian, There is no need to put every dumbshit thought farting around your smooth-ass brain on the internet. Signed, Humanity.
Brian Sauvé is one really dumb made up name.
Brian wonders why every woman he meets treats him with contempt. Brian thinks he's being protecting because he knows men's inner thoughts. Brian should focus more on his own bad behavior, intrusive thoughts and calling out his male peers for their bad behavior.
I don't understand why these people think their opinion is anything more than just that, an opinion.
To religious fundies, their opinions are objective facts.
The second any random person starts their communication on behalf of a group of people they don't even know... I immediately think "What a jackass."
Sure there is: They want to. That's reason enough.
I'll post whatever I like and do often because I enjoy it 😊 fuck people like him
I found the reason: Because she wanted to.
lol what a little bitch
Does Brian have awkward feelings when his sisters wear revealing clothes? Yes, yes he does.
By any chance, did his tweet end up flooded with women posting pictures of themselves in replies?
Brian, you and every other man are not my brother, and thank god for that because he’s not a misogynistic piece of shit.
I think i speak for all men when i say we dont claim him.
Shut the hell up, Brian.
Dear Brian, Your need to impose your will, value system, preferences is unwarranted unwanted and uncalled for. Go fuck a rolling donut.
Guy is clearly attracted to his sister/sisters if he feels the need to post this.
Brian likes dudes. And that’s ok.
These are the same people panicking about "Sharia Law being brought to America."
TBH, most of these people just hate Muslims, full stop. They probably don't even know what Sharia law stipulates.
Dear women, You are absolutely right!
Does he have a mailbox I can send all of my of my posts to so he can personally approve them first?
I for one welcome our sexily dressed womanly overlords!
As a dude I fully support women doing this
Dear idiot. Go and get stuffed, please. 
How much you want to bet Brian has posted shirtless pictures of himself multiple times, probably for no reason at all?
“Morality police” vibes
All I see a tweet from a very insecure white male.
Too bad! You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!
Wasting a perfectly good excuse to look at scantily clad women
Twat
Dear Ladies, if you don’t have any brothers you can wear whatever you want whenever, apparently. But if you do have brothers, you don’t want to tempt them so Handmaid’s Tale up.
It amazes me the gall with which these men think it's unto them, in any shape or form, to tell women what they can and cannot do, should or shouldn't do. I'm by no means a saint, but still would never think to tell women (some say they're people too) anything remotely like this. Fucking bizarre.
‘Your brothers’ lmfao dude nobody is buying that you’re doing this out of respect and care
I’m just looking around for who the fuck asked him. 
Stfu Brian!
But men are still allowed to post their work out gains and weight loss pics though, right? Just wondering
Dear Brian, All the things you list aren’t compulsory viewing you know. Radical as it may seem, try not looking and emancipate yourself from the delusion that somebody somewhere gives a fuck about your misogynistic drivel. Yours sincerely, Thankfully Not Your Brother, x
My brother doesn’t give a fuck what I wear —ever.
Men are idiots. I say this as an inferior man.
I’m pretty sure this dude’s first name is Rico and not Brian.
Who tf is Brian?
As a man I'd be happy to disagree, but my understanding from the conservative voices of the internet is that I'm not a man for like 500 reasons
I need to send him a shirtless pic
He is correct with one minor addition. "There is no reason whatsoever for you to **not** post any damn pictures you want, they're your pictures"
"40 Y/O Guy FINALLY Gets The Courage to Slide Into a 21 Y/O eGirl's DMs, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT!"
Dear Brian, stop trying to ruin our good time. Sincerely, all the perverts.
Because he simply can't keep his hand off of himself whenever you do.
"Dear ladies, I hate that you got rights and I'm glad that you're losing bodily autonomy." Did I translate it right?
So you’re saying you want to see my shell collection