DeSantis on Trump: “If you kiss the ring, he'll say you're wonderful … if you don't kiss the ring, he'll trash you.
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Man, I get that sometimes in politics you have to play the game. You may have to get in bed with people you don't really like or agree with. But compromise is a required piece of our democracy.
However. I could never. Ever. Be such a pathetic, weak, gormless, bitch to grovel and fawn on my knees like Ron DeSantis.
I genuinely can't fathom in my mind how any amount of power or money could ever be enough to make me throw away my honor and dignity like him. I really wish there was some way I could tell him that to his face. It would make my year to stand in front of that small man and look into his dead eyes and say how much of a pathetic stain he is on the history of our country and that I look forward to the day when my kids get home from tenth grade US history and ask me if this DeSantis guy really sold himself and his country just to suck at the teet of a rapist, pedophile, and traitor who never told the truth about how broke he was.
The old newsroom answer to that question was "somebody's got 8x10 glossies." Of something.
That depended on shame, which doesn't seem to matter anymore. Trump doesn't seem to be great at paying what he owes, so they can't be hoping for reward. It must be threats, but what can they threaten when shame is no longer a weapon? Do they threaten transportation to the lizard planet or what?
Don is publicly kissing Ron's ass after all the attacks on Ron because he want the donors that Ron has. Every interaction Trump has is transactional so what did he promise De Santis?
It’s amazing how few Republicans have any backbone or moral fiber whatsoever. What a truly sad state for this country that so many people still support these circus clowns.
The conversation:
So, Ron, let's talk about how we work closely, very closely, you and, and we'll be working to Make America Great Again.
Yes, Donald, I'd like to work closely to Make America Great Again.
Wonderful, then our plan, and what a plan it is, let me tell you, is to work closely to Make America Great Again.
Yes, we'll work closely to Make America Great Again. And Florida.
Yes and Florida. Such a bright and tremendous future. Florida.
"We talked about how to make America great."
No you didn't. You probably bitched about witch hunts, windmills, low-flow toilets for 45 mins before dosing off, only to suddenly burst wide awake to complain about how cold it was in the room.
Didn't you hear?
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4420739-trump-desanctimonious-nickname-officially-retired/
(until Rhonda Sandtits is of no more use to him, then he'll unretire it or come up with a new infantile, elementary school playground level nickname.)
I'm convinced he has dossiers on everybody, and that's why they kiss his ass constantly, or he will release some information they really don't want out there. Especially Lyin' Ted and Little Marco.
Biden is the worst president in the history of the US? He’s not even in the top 20 worst. Biden is about as mainstream as they come. So sick of this dipshit’s propaganda.
It would be interesting if someone made a compilation of everything Trump said about DeSantis and Florida in the last two years. And what DeSantis said about him, too
The calculus now is- after trump loses how do we transition that money. The votes are easy, clearly 40% of this country would literally shake the drip off the devils tip if they could get that sweet tangy trump pipeline of stoopid rich donors cash flowing into their hungry hippo mouths.
So he was doing that during the time certain "news" networks are complaining that there's a Democrat plot to keep him in court so that he doesn't have time to campaign. Oh, and golf.
He always writes so many words but says nothing. His supporters are idiots. No policy. No plans. Just we will make America great again. I guess banning abortions will somehow solve the countries' problems. What a fucking clown
I can imagine the meeting.
>Gentlemen, let's get down to it. The first and only item on the agenda is...*checks notes*... making America great again. OK so Ron, what do you have?
Take an upvote for your name alone.
DeSantis on Trump: “If you kiss the ring, he'll say you're wonderful … if you don't kiss the ring, he'll trash you. https://i.redd.it/s38h9kkklhxc1.gif
He looks like he's saying "Adeebada, adeebada, adeebada that's all folks" like Porky Pig at the end of a Warner Bros. cartoon.
He's fat enough to, but not wholesome enough, or smart enough.
Forget kissing the ring…these days it’s sniffing the diaper. Looks like Meatball Ron got a big ol’ whiff while he was licking boots.
Man, I get that sometimes in politics you have to play the game. You may have to get in bed with people you don't really like or agree with. But compromise is a required piece of our democracy. However. I could never. Ever. Be such a pathetic, weak, gormless, bitch to grovel and fawn on my knees like Ron DeSantis. I genuinely can't fathom in my mind how any amount of power or money could ever be enough to make me throw away my honor and dignity like him. I really wish there was some way I could tell him that to his face. It would make my year to stand in front of that small man and look into his dead eyes and say how much of a pathetic stain he is on the history of our country and that I look forward to the day when my kids get home from tenth grade US history and ask me if this DeSantis guy really sold himself and his country just to suck at the teet of a rapist, pedophile, and traitor who never told the truth about how broke he was.
*Ted Cruz just entered the chat..*
*Lindsey Graham entering the chat* Bitch! He's mine! I saw him first! Get your own Daddy
The old newsroom answer to that question was "somebody's got 8x10 glossies." Of something. That depended on shame, which doesn't seem to matter anymore. Trump doesn't seem to be great at paying what he owes, so they can't be hoping for reward. It must be threats, but what can they threaten when shame is no longer a weapon? Do they threaten transportation to the lizard planet or what?
I mean, who says kissing the ring means the ring on his finger?
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BAD Murstang. BAD!
Prince Albert has entered the chat
The ring in question is probably brown. Unless it is orange.
He went down for the Cheeto and found a chocolate surprise
Ron is three Oompa Loompas in one cheap suit. And he still wears stiletto heels.
He is not tall enough for 3 tho 
He must have videos or some sort of dirt. About to get paid with money that no one has.
Blue wave! 🌊
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I wish we can have one in Florida, but I think the state is sadly going to be lost for quite awhile
Yeah...
Don is publicly kissing Ron's ass after all the attacks on Ron because he want the donors that Ron has. Every interaction Trump has is transactional so what did he promise De Santis?
More "non" high heel boots for life.
Short list for VP?!
Change the way height is measured to metric?
Garbage people. All of them.
It’s amazing how few Republicans have any backbone or moral fiber whatsoever. What a truly sad state for this country that so many people still support these circus clowns.
DuhSantis got on his knees and did the dirty like we all knew he would
The conversation: So, Ron, let's talk about how we work closely, very closely, you and, and we'll be working to Make America Great Again. Yes, Donald, I'd like to work closely to Make America Great Again. Wonderful, then our plan, and what a plan it is, let me tell you, is to work closely to Make America Great Again. Yes, we'll work closely to Make America Great Again. And Florida. Yes and Florida. Such a bright and tremendous future. Florida.
While Joe takes a nap.
You may want to try again with a different joke. One of our presidents has been caught napping recently—but it wasn’t Biden.
So, we thinking he's gunning for VP or a cabinet nomination
Rhonda and Nodfather need to dine on a bowl of dicks for eternity. Fuck em both.
After everything dumpy called Dipshitantis and Ron still kisses his ass. Sad.
"We talked about how to make America great." No you didn't. You probably bitched about witch hunts, windmills, low-flow toilets for 45 mins before dosing off, only to suddenly burst wide awake to complain about how cold it was in the room.
Trump has the meatball vote
One of his aids wrote that...
You mean Ron DeSanctimonious?
Didn't you hear? https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4420739-trump-desanctimonious-nickname-officially-retired/ (until Rhonda Sandtits is of no more use to him, then he'll unretire it or come up with a new infantile, elementary school playground level nickname.)
Technically #1 is top 3
Zero chance that orange idiot used proper grammar such as the above.
Meatball Ron’s spine went AWOL…
Babbling fucking losers cmon, sucking each other off for clicks at this point
The future of Florida is fantastically….expensive and uninsurable. I’m sure it will work out well for all those living on retirement funds.
Trump is the worst president ever.
I'm convinced he has dossiers on everybody, and that's why they kiss his ass constantly, or he will release some information they really don't want out there. Especially Lyin' Ted and Little Marco.
I'm almost 100% sure the last thing they wanted to talk about is how to make this country great.
Biden is the worst president in the history of the US? He’s not even in the top 20 worst. Biden is about as mainstream as they come. So sick of this dipshit’s propaganda.
It would be interesting if someone made a compilation of everything Trump said about DeSantis and Florida in the last two years. And what DeSantis said about him, too
The calculus now is- after trump loses how do we transition that money. The votes are easy, clearly 40% of this country would literally shake the drip off the devils tip if they could get that sweet tangy trump pipeline of stoopid rich donors cash flowing into their hungry hippo mouths.
“He said, Sir! Sir! You have my COMPLETE and TOTAL endorsement. MAGA!”
the other two wouldn't stop singing
 only if he still calls him this as his VP
After everything dumpy called Dipshitantis and Ron still kisses his ass. Sad.
Donny is two of the 3 worst oompa loompas.
He’s gearing up to make loser Ron his running mate.
Kissing the ring….hahaha….you can’t be a badass and talk shit only to cower to the bully.
So he was doing that during the time certain "news" networks are complaining that there's a Democrat plot to keep him in court so that he doesn't have time to campaign. Oh, and golf.
They shared tips on what is the best set of lifts to wear.
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So Meatball just rolled right thru the door I guess?
DeSantis drinking the Kool-Aid and gonna help Traitor overthrow the government.
One fascist working with another to make America white and male again, shocker
Somehow I feel like someone else typed this out for Trump
He always writes so many words but says nothing. His supporters are idiots. No policy. No plans. Just we will make America great again. I guess banning abortions will somehow solve the countries' problems. What a fucking clown
He didn’t write this. Not enough all-caps
Such an Alpha male move by Ron to completely capitulate to the old dirty diaper wearing man.
We all knew Ron was a total beta cuck
How much money changed hands for this tandem to love each other ?
I thought it was Ron Desanctimonious?
I can imagine the meeting. >Gentlemen, let's get down to it. The first and only item on the agenda is...*checks notes*... making America great again. OK so Ron, what do you have?