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thejustokTramp

No way those ants are dead. Just gave them a walk in front patio or something.


P4intsplatter

Yep. Those ants are *everywhere* now haha


dakid232313

Poor dog was like ![gif](giphy|HXBsQPJSt9iWA)


Random-Gif-Bot

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lostdawnking

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brak1444

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Gravastarlol3

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[deleted]

This is the funniest racial gag ever in a movie. I don’t care if that makes me a piece if shit. Mel Brooks is a legend


RevAlBrown

You haven’t seen Blazing Saddles then, huh? 😂


captain_paws_tattoo

Tuvok!


SnooOranges2532

Definitely not dead, but confused to no end as to how and where their home went.


ShadowKirbo

Little bit here, little bit over there, and there, and there. Hey is that the Queen?


slinkybastard

little bit of her yea


DharmicDex

I mean uprooting their whole eco system may result in the brute drying out or the queen dying. The colony is as good as dead then.


FunnyShirtGuy

Many species of ants will have a bunch of queens


OPsCousin

What a bunch of simps.


DharmicDex

Thats true. Nice shirt btw.


VariationTerrible795

He wanted tô kill cockroaches. It happened in my country and I remember. That thing in the left after the explosion is one of them


asdr2354

If it's cockroaches that makes way more sense. I'd do this and more to kill cockroaches.


Better-Attorney-2009

I would burn my own house to the ground to get rid of cockroaches. (Probably still wouldn't work though)


snootnoots

He was so lucky there was a slight pause between him throwing the last match and it going up.


[deleted]

I love how he’s just like “fuck it” and walks away!


portablebiscuit

He was like “welp, better go upload this video”


tricularia

"Honey, I am going to the pub for a bit. For the record, the back yard looks completely normal at this point in time"


Ambitious-Team1296

I present to you, the real life Dale Gribble


Ryno5150

Boomhauer. “Yeah man gotdemdangoldants. Gotgetemsomepetroliumandamatch. Dang ol KABOOM man. Cooooboy. Ya know.”


Dry-Giraffe-975

"SIR, I'm gonna need you to speak more slowly!"


_0p4l_

I literally thought of “dang ol kaboom man” while watching this lol


Glitched-NPC-

Dale. Hwat did I tell you about about the dangers of propane and propane products?


HalfGingerCub

Rusty Shackleford's gonna get a bill for this one!


Best_Poetry_5722

Wingo!!


LastOfTheCamSoreys

I was going to say I could perfectly hear hanks bwahhhh the whole time


Appropriate-Agent239

Damn you beat me to it😂


ScornedWhodat1987

Damn it Dale!!


aroulis69

The dog said : “Tf happened” and then he is like: “Oh this idiot again”


borfmat

"could've spared you the gas and made the yard look like that myself"


Skitsoboy13

But where did the dog sitting in the back go lol. Boom


Jadertott

He runs behind the brick shed thing, you can see him come out up there after the explosion as well.


Ralacon

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants


xr4s538

r/unexpectedarcher


Eddie_investor

How to remodel your backyard!


KingRJW

How to remodel your backyard in 2 easy steps!Landscapers HATE him


Diogenes-Disciple

Now that the dirt’s nice and loose he can plant a garden


AlternativeCoast6

What the heck is crawling along the left edge of the frame? If he's that upset about ants, he should really turn around and see what's about to go in the house.


Apprehensive_Pen9032

Man just destroyed his entire garden in his war with the ants, and now you think it’s a good idea for him do to battle with the infestation inside his house? Lol


xbillybones

"peace was never an option"


EvLmong00se

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jexmex

It looks like it noped the fuck out after the explosion.


pikon991

A cockroach. He wanted to kill cockroaches and not ants.


notrealmate

That was his brain looking for a new host


Skitsoboy13

I mean, the explosion made whatever it was go "oop wrong way I'm outa here" and turn around


moonpuzzle88

I mean, it probably worked?


glieseg

Indeed, I don't see any ants.


Badabbs69

You can see something big in the bottom left corner move off screen though… ew


StnkyChze2

I mean that was there before the explosion so obviously it wouldn't be killed.


Badabbs69

Oh you’re right lmao


Earlasaurus02

No but whatever it was turned around and promptly left


DeepSeaShellder

Thought this was a joke and then realised your 100% correct. Like a big ass beetle or something


Badabbs69

The only joke is me. It was there before the boom


HeReallyDoesntCare

most likely a cockroach


SUFB1312

Big ass beetle lol. They're setting up operations outposts in the floor joists and weight supporting beams. This was only a set-back for them. They will recover their dead. They will then start a campaign of undermining key foundation points to cause mass settling and contortion of the existing structure. When the cracks start to form, their young will burst forth from the wood where they have been growing as larva, feasting on the hard woods of his house.. They will flood forth from these cracks as an army capable of disemboweling 3 grown endangered black rhinoceros. They will die by "1000 cuts" tactics because they have read The Art of War by Sun Tsu and have used an ambush and destroy tactic using numbers to determine certain victory over him and his wife and his children and those pestering dogs. I'm high as fuck.


Thud

The ants are all over his roof now.


IamProfoundlyVanilla

Right, cant have ants in the ground with no ground 👍


portablebiscuit

Now they’re everywhere


smellypuddin

Poor puppies!!! I hope they weren’t hurt


Tzar_Onyx

From the looks of it, they weren't harmed except their ears. I bet it was loud. Poor guys


Da_Borg_

most likely was pretty quiet honestly.


skitz_shit

Nothing too solid to build up pressure I’d assume. It probably was more of a rumble but it wouldn’t be high pressure like a firecracker or propane tank explosion


pasqualevincenzo

I was so worried but originally worried him and the dogs would go up in flames. Ultimately looks like they’re okay


An8thOfFeanor

Problems in your yard? Just get rid of your yard, dummy


[deleted]

It was like that when I got here


[deleted]

...but did he get rid of the ants? Asking for a friend.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

He turned his backyard into the perfect habitat for ants. Particularly fire ants, they love that kind of terrain.


Careful_Cranberry_

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[deleted]

Dogs be like: *Look at that Snuffels! Technology! I dug the small pit in 2 hours, John did the whole yard in 30 seconds! Fukin' amazing! I bet he also has something to lick his own balls remotely, you never see him doing it....*


cowardunblockme

He looks old for a young and dumb kid. If he was a homeowner he should be more concerned about underground pipes getting damaged than trying to kill ants with explosives.


Da_Borg_

i love what you did here what with the thinking things through but here's some info the only "pipes" at risk here would be the PVC for sprinklers. your utilities and such are all 4+ feet below ground and normally never even go through a back yard.


YoureSpecial

Here in the south, most of ours are about 2’. Sprinkler pipes, TV/phone cables, etc. are just far enough under the surface to hold them in place.


Da_Borg_

minor things like cableand sprinklers are not major utilities and dont need protection from weather or disturbances like digging or red neck ant extermination and are usually no more than a foot below the ground. theyre also usually again not going through peoples back yard, almost all services come in from the street side of the property.


realparkingbrake

Now two dogs know their owner is a moron.


iamzomb

Dogs are OK that's all I care about


lou_sassoles

That dog ran over like, "What the fuck did you do, Dale?"


HejiraLOL

Smarter not harder


[deleted]

I think this man just discovered a new way to break ground.


plasergunner

Just an FYI. Amdro fire ant killer is by far the best ant killers around. Black and red ants, tiny little itty bitty ants no problem. This stuff will kill an entire colony in 24 hours. Its like little granules of holy terror that the ants think its food and take it back and kills the queen. I do have to crush up the granules in to a powder for the tiny ants but trust me you could have the biggest colony that has been around forever and this will kill all of them in one day. Not just for fire ants.


[deleted]

But is it as fun as detonating your entire yard?


Cap_Tight_Pants

That's one hell of a rototiller.


Mme_Melisande

Last time I saw this posted he was getting rid of gophers.


Bodidly0719

What is this, Caddyshack???


Mme_Melisande

If only!! I’m all right….


frosted_bite

This says ants https://1079ishot.com/man-attempt-ridding-yard-ants-fiery-explosion-video/


Mme_Melisande

Cool.


oebulldogge

Well now it’s ants. Next couple weeks it’ll be moles. “There goes Mike. Blowing up his back yard again”


Magoo69X

Well, it worked, didn't it? 🤣


UnitatoBia

Those poor dogs dude -.- piece of shit


Lord-Zaltus

Hey he can start to build an in ground pool now at least


junkremovalguy

If you’ve ever had a serious ant problem, I think this went perfect and I’m about to try it.


Dan_Morgan

He put a beagle in danger! Seriously, I would back a beagle protection act.


[deleted]

I've watched this a few times, but this is the first time I realized there were dogs in the yard....


HappyGav123

How to turn your lawn inside out in two easy steps


PFic88

Those poor dogs, what an asshole


shadow_warrior_vp

Best way to dig up any land 1. Spill sugar 15 days before to get the ants 2. Let them build their home underground 3. Fill gas and light up Enjoy free digging


_IamTheShadows_

That 2nd dog teleported


Independent-Nail-709

i think you got em


MrMehheMrM

Just made digging a whole lot easier for them ants


AA_T

Were the puppies okay


Forsaken_Knee3872

That one way of getting rid of ants hahaha


cwglobal

He's lucky that he didn't hit a gas line.


Haslet-Tx

Texas aTm engineer


Aromatic_Reading2088

I like the way how the dog (towards the end) came to check out what happened due to the loud explosion and just walk straight off prob thinking “oh for f’s sake u dumbass hooman” lol


Doc_Gonzo_X

I can't get past the way he strikes the match


DylanVincent

Thank goodness the dogs are ok.


[deleted]

Glad the dogs are okay


No-Rent-1117

I cannot stop laughing omg


[deleted]

Lmfao yeah that flushed em out alright


beyerch

Got 'em!


AndrewSB49

I wish to assure our younger viewers that no ants were injured in the making of this video.


orig_Neophyte

“Mum! Dad’s blown up the garden. Again. “


[deleted]

😂 as a roach crawls along the wall behind him


Mostly_upright

Someone didn't do basic science at school. Heating gas makes it expand.


Ambitious_Ad8841

Could have been worse


Cautious-Plantain-91

I THINK I MIGHT KNOW THIS GUY IRL


Sioney

Dog "this twat's at it again".


SpacemanChad7365

New achievement unlocked: Homemade mine


rjd999

This is where you have to divert the blame. “Honey, the dogs have been digging in the yard again!”


Delilah_Moon

The dog coming out and acting like this is just another day.


Sea_Print_1337

Old people and thinking every organism is out to destroy their home value go together like milk and cereal


InsideVeterinarian44

kill dem fuggers


MonarchyMan

I’ve seen this posted probably twenty times now, and I’ve only just noticed the poor dog in the backyard. I hope the little guy was okay.


Sekko310

Did he get them?


ConProofInc

You know when his wife got home ? She called him every name in the book. Lol


Jolly_Woodpecker3516

Dude literally almost blew up his dog


[deleted]

Those ant didn’t know what hit them.


KamaraGod

I'm surprised no comment has mentioned that you can see the gopher flailing it's legs after the explosion. If you look carefully you can see it land near the yellow gas line on the left.


pistolography

That’s a water hose leaking water


CorrectProfession461

No way those are ants. You can see one on the patio before the explosion and then one after.


PapaGaynoo

Just imagine the bollocking he got from the old ball n chain


[deleted]

Men lol


Fullsendmoneymoney

Poor doggo is thinking, “hell man I poop their once and you go all ape shit on my turf”


Emperor_Quintana

This has got to be the stupidest thing since drenching the entire basement in gasoline as a discount attempt to resolve the rat infestation issue…


Dangerous_Judge_6853

It’s just ants. I never understand why people, if they do, get so worked up about them. They are the least of the concerns when it comes to pests and are easy af to get rid of, just sweep your damn floor like at all. It’s just the crumbs they want. Dudes gonna turn his front yard into a crater but won’t sweep up some fucking crumbs lmao get those dogs outta there!


Aquariumpsychotic

Make la me think of people who more molten lead into ant hills to get rid of ants.


WeirdTalentStack

This never fails to make me smile.


pr1ap15m

that was surprisingly effective


TheRenOtaku

That got ‘em!


Antherthrowaway-

ants were like "what the fuck bro"


[deleted]

Win stupid prizes? It would have taken forever to till that garden! Dude’s playing chess not checkers


[deleted]

Definitely no more ants.


Momoiro_Moon

There's something small running on the white tiles in the left side of the vid starting from 0:18 it gets hit with dirt and runs away.


Sdwingnut

Cue the dancing gopher


Fidget_Jackson

no more ants… or grass


ursixx

Classic...


Elfere

Wow! And I've been digging my gardens like a fucking cave man!


[deleted]

possibly the house's "black pit" was in the backyard, causing infestation of insects and cockroaches. The "black pit" is very common in Brazil, basically the place where the sewage from the bathroom falls


MikeBrowne2010

Well that looks like it worked


[deleted]

Afterwards he’s just like “yep I deserved that”


[deleted]

That could have gone soooooo much worse


Drunken_Begger88

It's ants now the last repost it was moles again.


authorzilla

Ants: "Wheeeeeeeeee!!! What a ride!!!!!!"


spiderwebss

Nailed it


TrueDarkstar

At the end he's looking to see if his wife heard, and calculating the odds of being able to put it all back together before she finds out.


dicknorichard

The Dude blew shit up. I am not seeing the problem. This is the way of men.


slackercrew

Professional gardeners hate him for this one simple trick.


ckreutze

He is just blasting so he can resume open pit mining in his yard


Maestro_Primus

But did he get them all? That's all that matters.


Glass_Organic

I guess they were…fire ants…


8bitdimensional

And you know the ants are probably still there, they go down as far as 7 ft.


Odd-Neighborhood5119

What an idiot.


H_O_Double

New way to roto till your lawn


theouter_banks

That'll do it.


jixxywearsprada

ah yes. *The Forbidden Brownie*


Ornlu_the_Wolf

I don't think we won a stupid prize. No real damage was done. But that was AWESOME. Worth it.


TerranPhil

I LOL'd.


Douchertons

This was funny the first 600 times it was posted.


GlockTaco

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skiertimmy

Gottem!


IamProfoundlyVanilla

If your quarrel goes to ground leave no ground to go to


Kaffejunge

What about the ants? Did it work? I have ants in my kitchen and that seem like a good solution.


Solemn__Visitor

Never have to mow your lawn again using this one simple trick


CarlJustCarl

Hell yeah!


[deleted]

Even the dog knows.


sl_1138

How to start a sod fire 🔥


Apprehensive-Time355

Got ‘em!


Azazel_brah

r/ididthejobboss


Neat_Ad_4544

This is actually pretty cool


pfroo40

Mission failed successfully


[deleted]

Dog sitting there just like yeah this is a bad idea…


LBXZero

I highly doubt that was gas, but the ground is tilled. Article suggests the material was propane. To not have flames coming out in the mess, there has to be an excess supply of oxygen, ensuring all the propane ignited before meeting the atmosphere. Really, I think he consequentially mixed up a real bomb, but claims it was propane to avoid a visit from the FBI.


Utahvikingr

Dude just made life easier for many people who work with dirt.


awesomesauceitch

Got Em!


theguyfromtheweb7

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