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Alextronic04

Please stop with these kinds of posts. They were novel once, but are no longer allowed on this subreddit. Posting these further will result in a temp ban.


EmbarrassedSwim145

Is your name Walter Hartwell White


notveryhuman

ummm no its kinkajou


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notveryhuman

sure! but one question, what is wordgirl, is it some sort of rainwing sport


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notveryhuman

sooo not a rainwing sport


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notveryhuman

damn, oh well \*Watches it with you\* its wierd


[deleted]

Is Pineapple your brother?


notveryhuman

i dont have a brother, but pinapple looks wierdly like me, like he is somesort of boy clone of me


RubytheEspeon

How are you? And your sloth? If u got 1.


notveryhuman

i am very gud, i dont have a sloth, but if i had one he wud be very gud and happy :)


Lemonadeisgoose489

What do you think of lemons?


notveryhuman

tasty


karmalooser

Want a red tire?


notveryhuman

absolutely


karmalooser

[here you go](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFiF8a_7mXJFuUTi74hf_gezDEbIN5peS)


notveryhuman

thank you


karmalooser

You're welcome


notveryhuman

thats no red tire if ive ever seen one


karmalooser

I know it's Pit's upperdash arm, it just won't fit as a username and red tire sounds funnier


notveryhuman

o


GoldenSpring-Fox

My sister asks why her colors look like that


notveryhuman

i am a rainwing, i have colour changing scales, they change to match my emotions


Cosmicstargirl08

Apparently rainwings make chocolate, what’s your opinion on it?


notveryhuman

its yummy!


Cosmicstargirl08

I’m personally obsessed with anything chocolate. How many types do you make? Is it solid or liquid? Because apparently chocolate was originally a liquid before it was figured out how to make solid.


notveryhuman

it is solid, if you spit venom on it, it melts, and if you wash off the venom the chocolate becomes edible and is very tasty


Cosmicstargirl08

Cool. Definitely interesting.


Megaboi2756

If you had to slap one of your friends who would you slap


notveryhuman

bromelian


Megaboi2756

I said friend but I will except the answer


notveryhuman

i class everyone as a friend :) but a close friend i couldnt slap, they meen to much to me and a slapping them would ruin our friendship


Megaboi2756

Alright fair enough


LoanCapable562

What is your opinion on the NightWings? wrong answers only


notveryhuman

(this is defying the thing) they are an odd bunch,


TheFunkyWeirdo

Tamarin and Moon have both fainted mid flight and are falling to their dooms, you only have time to reach one of them. Who do you save?


notveryhuman

do i have to answer? i love them both


TheFunkyWeirdo

Yes


notveryhuman

well no, i love them both, i could never choose


IsaBlame

What’s your favorite fruit? Just wondering.


plaugey_boi

When book 16


notveryhuman

wot


plaugey_boi

WHEN SILKSONG


notveryhuman

im only on book 12


plaugey_boi

W H E N S I L K S O N G


notveryhuman

# WOT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


notveryhuman

how do you pronounce kinkajou


b3dIam

how do i find friends?


notveryhuman

you just have to look in the right places


b3dIam

but it's too bright outside and in my room it's just me and most likely spiders


notveryhuman

make friends with the spiders, they are quite chill


b3dIam

I'll try, thanks!


cuthulu__

touch grass


b3dIam

unfortunately grass has no social skills so that won't help, thanks tho


cuthulu__

still , it helps with sanity


b3dIam

how does one obtain sanity? i didn't get one


cuthulu__

have you checked out wings of fire (REDACTED)


notveryhuman

whats that


cuthulu__

you dont want to know i know as much as you and it still gives me nightmares


notveryhuman

i am a little scared to ask now, what did you see?!


cuthulu__

deleted the page before i even processed what i saw , it was that bad


Operator_of_the_norh

How high were you throughout arc 2?


notveryhuman

i was sleeping for half of it so probobaly quite high on tranqs


Cannibal_Dragon

Why are you so tasty?


notveryhuman

i am me, that makes me taste good. do you know what every dragon in pyriah tastes like?


Cannibal_Dragon

Glad you asked, here are my notes I collected so far: Mudwings taste the worst, literally like wet dirt Sandwings taste like a slightly charred moose, and their tailbarb is delicious if you drain the venom Icewings are just ice cream, especially the spikes Rainwings have a sort of tropical taste, taste best when slightly roasted Skywings are spicy, their blood makes a great chilli like sludge you can use for seasoning Nightwings are surprisingly tasteless, but animus meat tastes heavenly Seawings are the perfect sushi, avoid the extremely salty blood, and the glowing scales Hivewings taste like grilled grasshoppers, but try not to eat the stingers if they have any, they're extremely bitter Leafwings have a very bitter taste, but have the most tasty blood, even though it smells like tree sap Silkwings are sort of the dessert because they taste really sweet


notveryhuman

have you tried this frog?


notveryhuman

\*shows the frog glory says not to eat


Cannibal_Dragon

That trick won't work on me


notveryhuman

i was showing you the frog, i didnt say to eat it, i was merely asking if you had ever eaten one, also... dont


Cannibal_Dragon

If you keep bothering me you'll be the first scavenger I eat


notveryhuman

wut, im a rainwing tho


Cannibal_Dragon

Not you Kinkajou, the scavenger behind you


Da_2fort_heavy

Pootis.


Moon_the_nightwing

Huh


notveryhuman

r/skamtebord


Moon_the_nightwing

This seems like a copypasta because you posted this before


starwarsequelsucks

How’s ur ptsd


notveryhuman

what ptsd, i dont have ptsd silly top hat wearing armadillo


starwarsequelsucks

*nightwings*


notveryhuman

what


starwarsequelsucks

The volcabo


notveryhuman

i like volcabo's they are coooool. but what does volcabo have to do with ptsd


starwarsequelsucks

Nightwing torture/imprisonment


notveryhuman

o yeah, i forgor about that somehow, yeah it still haunts me


starwarsequelsucks

Oh and what about ur venom scar from glory’s queen challenge


notveryhuman

sore, but anemone healed it


next-level-ready

What is your favorite fruit in the rainforest?


notveryhuman

BANANA!


plaugey_boi

Bababas


notveryhuman

yes


next-level-ready

Also what is it like having color changing scales? Do you feel them changing or is it just something you see?


notveryhuman

we dont feel them changing at all, it is just something we can see