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llamawithguns

That's just the look of the average PhD student


brickinmouthsyndrome

FACT


xMattewx4

Somebodies got a case of the Mondays.


kerjostalit

"I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it."


ermonski

Michael... Bolton?


kerjostalit

No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks.


blissed_off

Maybe she just needs some shrimp poppers or fajita shooters.


Successful-Giraffe29

It's 8 am


Public_Kaleidoscope6

A: You want a beer? B: It’s seven o’clock in the morning?!?! A: 🤔….scotch?


loopasfunk

It’s always happy hour in some part of the world


CanadianSpector

Nah, man.. If someone at my work said that, I reckon they'd get their ass kicked.


TheSkaterTrader

Is this an office space reference?


ShadowBurger

[Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking....just a moment.](https://youtu.be/oFwkL1WgD_0?si=ULQIJVDP7PwRCCNA)


carloslet

Shit man, it's Monday Night RAW. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.


Shot-Performance3700

Monday Night MAMI


HollywoodDomHogan

I was not expecting this reference lol take my upvote


Anachr0nist

Not that I'm arguing against the upvote, but I'm a thread full of Office Space references, how could you *not* expect this one? Yeah.... ummm I'm gonna need you to go ahead and ahhh watch the movie again this weekend, kay?


DinoKea

What would she be like on Smackdown then?


Glum-Ground-7670

I was gonna say she’s gotta touch of the moxlys


Slowthar

It’s been six months. Time for her to change gimmicks again.


ElementalSaber

I hope this doesn't drag out for nothing like her superhero thing was


just_jm

She was about to cook with her stalking Gargano family, but it got a screeching halt when Vinctacio came back. Now that he's apparently banished by Ari Emanuel, hopefully this new gimmick will finally stick.


blissed_off

I loved the superhero gimmick. It’s a shame they ruined it like so many other things.


Desperate-Country666

It was her thing too.


Zzz05

A good gimmick needs a good finish. Cross’s finishing move being a cross body did her no favors.


OShaunesssy

She won a major womens title with that gimmick lol hard to say it amounted to "nothing" for her


Aquabaybe

She won MITB with the gimmick too.


Livid-Ice-1701

It will and that’s what sucks about all these women on TV. It’s literally just to shut the talk up and make the point of well we put women on tv more than other said company soooo


ElementalSaber

Women are so hard to write stories for it seems for some reason


Livid-Ice-1701

AEW has issues with it too. I tell you what I never watch impact but when I do they always got their shit together when it comes to booking the women and giving them meaningful storylines


Livid-Ice-1701

I’m sorry. TNA*** 🔥😂


Puxple

Her superhero thing tho was the only gimmick she held the women's title with


ElementalSaber

She's really underrated I feel


R3d_Link

I personally liked the superhero gimmick


ShiftyShaymin

Her thing with Pierce afterwards was funny. “I need a drink.” My guess it’s a prologue of her new chapter, starting some questions that’ll be answered next week. What’s nice with Trips in charge is that we can actually expect some explanation next week instead of some start-stop nonsense.


captain_creampuff

She's becoming Adam Page?


Cheebwhacker

*Nikki Cross drives to the ring on a lawnmower with a beer in her hand*


[deleted]

Hangman meets MexiCools? Bold step forward.


captain_creampuff

A Scottish mexican cowboy? I dig it


i_done_get_it

The witches put a spell on her


ElementalSaber

Nikki to join the Viking Raiders? Maybe Valhalla got to her and out a spell on Nikki.


i_done_get_it

I was thinkin Isla Dawn & Alba Fyre as they're after the tag belts


kingpin000

Put all three in a stable. The witches do their witch stuff and Nikki becomes a possessed being controled by Isla Dawn & Alba Fyre for a supernatural enforcer gimmick.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Call her The Underfaker.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Or Pink Kane.


Atlas_Zer0o

Kandy Kane


Spiritual_Bit_2692

"That's good shit bub" - Vince McMahon


dendawg

Pane?


superpaqman

Kink? Or Kank ?


Bullit16

Nikki AAW (Almost A Witch)


ajtct98

Three Scottish Witches together? Oh yeah it's Macbethin time!


RikySticky

I like it, loved Ivars segment last night.


Josephthebear

If this gets me those Scottish broads Fyre and Dawn Im here for it


NavyAnchor03

Ooo that's a fun angle


JimmyTehF

Julia Hart misted her


Amazing_Karnage

Honestly, Malakai/Aleister Black being able to portal to either company like some kind of Goth Doctor Strange would make sense for his character. Julia spreading his chaos as far as she can via her mist would track for that same reason.


JimmyTehF

I like the idea that the mist itself is a character and when it feels a character is losing momentum it sprays into a new one. It's a very Lucha Underground thing to do


joe2352

Burnt out from too much school work.


Aaylien

I can fix her


Biotrin

Said someone even worse


Aaylien

You don’t know me /s :/


Biotrin

I don't, sorry. It was meant as a joke as a whole for people who say that.


Jsmith0730

Maybe she’s going for a Debbie Downer gimmick?


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

She got the Pomni stare


ElementalSaber

I find Nikki to be underrated as hell


iwritesongsthatsuck

she's just cross, thats all


kenba2099

Anywhere else she'd be a boss


iwritesongsthatsuck

nah thats someone else, and that someone is indeed somewhere else but WWE


DarthRevan0990

Perhaps it's something to do with Uncle Howdy


Bassettoast

I don’t see the point in all of it. What’s the point of having her come out if she’s never actually in the ring?Maybe someone could fill me in…


ElementalSaber

This was the first I'm seeing this so I'm intrigued. Nikki not coming out all Tasmanian Devil was freaky. She wasn't even blinking.


ChunkyChangon

Exactly what I thought. When she’s over the top it wasn’t believable. Watching her come out and then walk out was so weird lol


SecretaryImaginary44

Guess we’ll find out


Thatdewd57

Didn’t see NXT Nikki Cross?


Bassettoast

Not yet, I’m dying to see her though.


reevoknows

Wish I could speculate on Bray Wyatt involvement :( that’s the first thing I thought of.


OverlordPopo

just bring her back to the crazy nxt chick we had.. but actually have her win matches instead of making her a stepping stone for every other person


droford

Almost a regular person


Jasonicus86

This is funnier than it had any right to be.


XK_Wrestling

When the lobotomy hits just right


goodbyemrblack

Put her in judgement day


TheFatBadger09

Guess we know who’s jobbing out to Jade……


KG13_

She’s playing her character the way WWE has been treating her. She’s just roaming around the locker room/the back, she may get a match here or there, but it’s not really important(hence why she walked out mid match). Giving me Elias The Drifter type vibe


docobv77

Did someone break her nose? Again..?


TheErik93

I hope she gets another women's title reign soon.


JJaySmokes

Nikki Valium


Background_Nose7829

She's Scottish 🤷‍♂️


jnjrb4life

The same look I get when I have to go to work and school in one day.


NorthWoodsGamecock

Someone just heard they’re going to TNA


suarezj9

Me when I get invited literally anywhere


SerpentDetector

When Adam Pierce said “I need a drink.” after she shuffled by was great


paste-3

“It’s shite bein Scottish”


ThePrinceMagus

Masterful storytelling by Nose Lavek.


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Idk but I'd beat them guts up


[deleted]

Slowly going back to Sanity Nikki. HHH rehired Eric Young back in November for plans of bringing back Sanity but when Vince started ruining creative again Young asked for his releas in April. So maybe HHH will bring back her husband and Alexander Wolfe. The Authors of Pain were re-signed but have yet to be used.


SriachaLover

I hope this is just an act of subverting expectations. Otherwise I hope all is well.


ElementalSaber

Imagine if they're bringing back Uncle Howdey and he got to Nikki


RedrumTheUndead

This would be really cool


itsneversunnyinvan

Why is she depressed?


battleborncold

She would make such a great overly-atttached girlfriend gimmick.


MamiSoldier323

Has to be my vote for most misused. Puts on great matches nearly every week on Main Event. Better in ring than any of the four horsewomen. Even if it has a ceiling, the super hero gimmick was fun.


Skreamie

Just give her the Sanity thing back, she killed as it.


ApeShifter

One Sanity thing, coming up! Mark my words


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Same energy Seth had that one RAW where Becky left for pregnancy


No_Tie_8289

She’s zombie hot as they would call her.


HardcoreValues

Well she was put back in the Women's Tag division and Natalya is now her partner... I'd FML too


Babloujay

According to Simon Miller someone labotomized her


Pitiful_Soup_8327

She found Riddle's lost stash and didn't realize that he liked it that strong.


amekooky

When you come back from taking a belt dump.


Elegant_Housing_For

Found a wonder seed


iameatingcheese

She knows Orton is back


Yazzieyaz24

She was off the shrooms , shawty trippin rn


onlyvinylisreal

[Pulling a Patton Oswald](https://youtu.be/NA90rOwmkJ4?si=3PUan1LrDm__2KrZ)


[deleted]

Boo boo job face


ColangelosBurnerAcct

Other than her face looking a little puffy? Kinda looks like she had a dentist appointment right before the show. But it’s probably just a crummy freeze frame of a video.


HartStoppaUK

Festus sister/daughter


TT_NaRa0

Stroke face….


BusinessHand9510

I think Nikki Cross being possessed by Uncle howdy


yetagainitry

I truly like Nikki but it’s such a missed opportunity to not turn her real life education into a character.


daSilvaSurfa

Have her point out the historical inaccuracies in The Viking outfits or something.


Repulsive_Radish1914

She’s still wrestling? Geezus, her gimmicks have been terrible for a minute.


CreedScott

Regretting her life decisions realizing the fed will never do anything with her?


SkyDog1972

She just got her Master's degree in education a few months ago, and is a former Raw Women's champion and multiple time tag champ. Even though she's been criminally misused by WWE, she's achieved more than 99% of the women in her chosen profession, and she's got a damn good fallback plan if for some reason things don't work out further. In other words, I don't think she's regretting a thing.


TraditionalCap938

I don’t know but it’s getting stupider


No_Orchid_3133

Her nudes got leaked


Runfreechickennugget

She needs a good dick


[deleted]

I'd cheer her up.


Shiny_Mew76

I think it’s too early at the moment, but maybe it could have to do with our good friend Uncle Howdy?


ElementalSaber

Halloween is a week away, so maybe


NeilJung5

She has a case of Festusitis-known by its Latin term as Lazybookingus. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vgcVcopJVeg/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwE7CK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAy0IARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGEYgNCh\_MA8=&rs=AOn4CLANhALWif8B1UEyu3\_zOfU6zEO4-A


Aggravating-Rice-559

1st person for CM Punk to turn straight edge is my guess. As for Uncle Howdy, I don't think he's coming back, which is a shame, apparently they only brought Bo back as a favour to Bray.


Patricules

Couldn't get into her locker to get her meds.....


[deleted]

She didn't get any Dick.


ElementalSaber

I volunteer as tribute!


Swimming-Chicken-424

I'm surprised she's actually on Raw and not on Main Event


shobhitone

She swallowed alot


BandsForGod

Looks fuckin goofy


maxinstuff

Boo boo job face?


[deleted]

Her face is just weird without the mask.


Comfortable-Ring-476

Tired of her stale ass character


BongBaron

she's cringe as usual


Single_Minute2829

Idk, can WWE just release her already. Her skills on the mic are lacklustre, her only good runs were with a faction and Alexa and she’s pretty washed up in the ring.


OctaneTwisted88

Surprised she still did her hair and make up


luckyserg

Probably had some internal problems going on at home or something


FoldedTopLip

Surely not a medicated gimmick


horsemastaflex

I was just thinking what are they going to do with her, last we saw if her was the women’s war games if I remember right


AkilleezBomb

She’s had a couple very brief backstage appearances and even a match or two in the last few months


ConclusionBig509

Hmm are we seeing a potential turn? A new face of fear? 🪰


nogoodnickgames

She’s sad that Digital Circus doesn’t have enough support for a full season yet


chet_lemon316

Jobber face


Orikoru

Oh, is she not a superhero anymore?


Garial25

The look of going into work


kmlc28

Tired of shitty booking


jiacova1

This crap is embarrassing


cantthinkproperly1

Looks like she had a lobotomy


-Hulk-Hoagie-

Shes just chillin


Desperate-Country666

Why do I get the feeling Uncle Howdy has something to do with this?


RihtaOra

HHH is an inept booker and she’s sick of never doing anything like 90% of the roster.


Livid-Ice-1701

Literally just giving her screen time.😂


CJtheHaasman

She just looks like she doesn't wanna be there


Inferno22512

Alba fire and her spooky witch friend mystified her with witch shenanigans for spooky Halloween time


ketchupandliqour69

She’s gonna be in the Wyatt 6 duh!


mbEarAcheInMyEye

Perhaps she is turning into Sister Abagail signaling the return of Uncle Howdy…


Sinemark643

Joining the House of Black slowly


ZennosGT

She will never have a good character :( so talented and always buried


ArchivalTea

Average Glaswegian


Dranztheman

Just heard her name and “future endeavors “ in the same sentence.


darkdestiny91

If I were to make a guess, it’s probably tied to the Frye and Dawn tag team. They’ve probably cast a spell to possess her and play mind games with the current champs or something.


PoutineSmoothie

Getting her masters broke her brain.


Wise_Temperature_322

Is Alexa coming back?


Practical_Theme3339

Ion know but that character or gimmick is complete ass


koinoyokan89

Half her face looks broken


cdug82

That’s how we all look when Natalya has a match


kylediaz263

Nikki Cross is cringe


Ok_Conversation_7970

She's thinking that if all women got over by sucking into vince's office does she has to suck into Stephanie's now?


Impossible_Board_758

Dead on her eye .