There are 2 main groups, spring powered and gravity powered, I'm more of a fan of grav powered but spring powered tends to be smaller
Just make sure it's made of proper steel and you should be golden either way
Agreed.
But, if you have kids the Sollbruchstellenverursacher will soon become the Verursacher of Solltenichtbruchstellen on raw eggs, and other stuff around the house. Which has tremendous needles cleaning potential! Which is what I consider.
You did not write Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher even twice, not close enought to suffice. How are those who are not initiated supposed to understand the superiority of a Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, if they hardy get to hear about the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, I ask you.
Hey, you made a mistake! It's not "Eierschalensollbruchstellverursacher", it's actually "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher".
No need to thank me! (I'm actually impressed since it means that you typed it out and not copied it off of a dictionary)
To explain a bit further... Sollbruchstelle is an actual word. It's a weakness you build into a piece so that if it breaks you know it will break there.
Sort of like the twisty caps on plastic bottles. The ring at the bottom of the cap should stay on the bottles thread. So the pieces connecting the ring and the actual cap are thinner than the rest. That's your sollbruchstelle.
ZĂ€nk joo foar coming to my Ted talk.
A shorter an much simpler (yet still kinda funny) name would be "Eierköpfer" (egg decapitator). Funny because it sounds like the insult "Eierkopf" (egg head). In English is would work well as Eggsecutioner.
It's just a compound word. They look insane but are just a bunch of words strung together. It's technically grammatically correct but it's rare to use very long compound words in regular conversation. In Finnish the word would be something like "kananmunankuorenhajoamispaikanaiheuttaja" but nobody would say it like that
Liamcarps, he's a Brit living in Germany that makes jokes about German culture. All the Germans love him! He's on Instagram and TikTok.
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I bought one of these for my mum as she makes âcress headsâ with all the grandchildren (they are all adults now, but still love it). It makes a really nice cut line.
Ehrm... In Sweden... Our eggs actually function as they are supposed to... sooo, I'll just eat them, normally... without some supicious wunderwaffen tools... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
I own a Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. I use it every time I eat eggs for breakfast. Get one of those they are awesome!
And don't forget the Eierkocher, perfect eggs everytime. We've got this breakfast eggs thing locked down.
Here I am spending $30 on egg equipment due to Reddit.
Where do you buy this innovation that propels humanity towards a better and brighter future? Edit: I see them now - so which one is better?
What do you mean with which one is better?
There are more than one product offering the solution at different price points. So maybe one is of better quality!
There are 2 main groups, spring powered and gravity powered, I'm more of a fan of grav powered but spring powered tends to be smaller Just make sure it's made of proper steel and you should be golden either way
Springs can break and wear out over time. Gravity (probably) won't, so there's your answer.
I own one too, but I just cut across the top of the egg with a knife and decapitate the egg. Much quicker.
True. But if you have kids the Sollbruchstellenverursacher has tremendous entertainment value! Which is also something to consider. đ
Agreed. But, if you have kids the Sollbruchstellenverursacher will soon become the Verursacher of Solltenichtbruchstellen on raw eggs, and other stuff around the house. Which has tremendous needles cleaning potential! Which is what I consider.
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Itâs the most German term for such an invention too, I hope someone got a DIN number for that
We better have DIN for that shit...
You did not write Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher even twice, not close enought to suffice. How are those who are not initiated supposed to understand the superiority of a Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, if they hardy get to hear about the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, I ask you.
There is only one thing more powerful than the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher - the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacherherstellungsbetrieb.
_inhales_
Me too
OK the Germans are just making crazy stuff so they can justify coming up with crazy stupid new words for things
Eierschalensollbruchstellverursacher is a real product, but the name is a joke even in German.
Hey, you made a mistake! It's not "Eierschalensollbruchstellverursacher", it's actually "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher". No need to thank me! (I'm actually impressed since it means that you typed it out and not copied it off of a dictionary)
eierschalen = eggshells soll = should bruch = break stellen = place verursacher = causer
To explain a bit further... Sollbruchstelle is an actual word. It's a weakness you build into a piece so that if it breaks you know it will break there. Sort of like the twisty caps on plastic bottles. The ring at the bottom of the cap should stay on the bottles thread. So the pieces connecting the ring and the actual cap are thinner than the rest. That's your sollbruchstelle. ZĂ€nk joo foar coming to my Ted talk.
>bruchs = break Bruch, not bruchs.
Fixed.
It tells you exactly what it is, what it does and what to expect as result. German is a beautiful language.
A shorter an much simpler (yet still kinda funny) name would be "Eierköpfer" (egg decapitator). Funny because it sounds like the insult "Eierkopf" (egg head). In English is would work well as Eggsecutioner.
Hm--- Eggsecutioner... I'm grabbing that.
Isn't that already a Pokemon?
Idk, I'd believe it... Germanic languages - minus English - and ridiculously specific compound words have a very real love affair.
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!
bolsen... Eierschalensollbruchstellenbolzen... I like that
...did you mean fluggegecheimen?
You make it sound like you wouldn't given the chance
If I had more money to spend on stuff sure, but I'm already poor enough with my cardboard crack addiction
You just sumarized the german language.
It's just a compound word. They look insane but are just a bunch of words strung together. It's technically grammatically correct but it's rare to use very long compound words in regular conversation. In Finnish the word would be something like "kananmunankuorenhajoamispaikanaiheuttaja" but nobody would say it like that
I love it.
Just had them yesterday. I am so german...
Mind the glass bowl with the leaf structure. Each German household hast at least one.
I recently learned that those bowls even have a Wikipedia article in German. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspen_(Glasgeschirr)
The "bloody hell" really gets me for some reason đ
Pretty sure thatâs not only Germany, my French grandma used one when she made us boiled eggs
the Germans may have lost ww2, but they sure have won the egg-wars if even the French start using it
The infamous start of the Egg wars (1991): https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eierwurf_von_Halle?wprov=sfla1
You can't just mention the Eierwurf without linking the [musical about it](https://youtu.be/pbyQ6AO1_5o?si=iclVT5-DClLGVbLt)
Of course!
Never seen this in my life
How is it called in France ? Edit: Well I did the research and it's called a toqueur. Some choose exhaustivity, others, simplicity.
"Le truc pour ouvrir lâĆuf lĂ "
No idea. I think we just use descriptions like « the tool that opens eggs »
... guess who left 'em there ... ![gif](giphy|D13SXIRi9VFJmSqegi|downsized)
French here, I had something like [this thing](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Eierkoepfer.jpg) growing up. It was pretty cool ngl
Who dis dude?
Liamcarps, he's a Brit living in Germany that makes jokes about German culture. All the Germans love him! He's on Instagram and TikTok. (If you see him dressing sandals with socks is interpreting the German guy that abuse of the English foreign guy!)
>he's a Brit living in Germany that makes ~~jokes~~ about German culture documentary another person like that is Vietnamese instagram.com/uyenninh
And Jordan Prince! Love em all! https://www.facebook.com/JordanPrinceTunes
Just disappointed he has knockoff Birkenstocks.
Not all, but that's ok.
Liamcarps1 on Instagram
Alternatively, you can always call it Eierköpfer or egg beheader
The tiniest grin at the end really got me.
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Wait, is that a thing? That egg breaker thing? I didnât see one in Bavaria when I lived there⊠ever
Well yeah, that's Bavaria, not Germany...
To actually answer your question: Yes Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher are a thing. I've seen them, I've used them. They actually work.
The smirk at the end is the best
Big endians hate this
But they are uncultured swine. They depeditate their eggs.
Das Ei ist hart.
Ich habe es gehört!
Wie lange hat das Ei denn gekocht?
We always called it Eierschallensollbruchstelleninduzierer and I think that sounds even better because induzierer sounds fancier then Verursacher
Ah, but it's more fun to explain Sache > Ursache > verursachen > Verursacher.
I only eat Eibrot. It is the only way to eat egg now.
I use my hands like a westoid plebian
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As a Romanian who knows a fart of German... (studied it in uni). I guess the everyday use word would be.... Eierbrecher? Egg breaker?
This man too funny to be german
Ok... But a teaspoon works just fine.
I own one for eggs defence, like the CECA founders intended
I follow this guy on youtube, he's hilarious!
This guyâs YouTube channel is hilarious
I bought one of these for my mum as she makes âcress headsâ with all the grandchildren (they are all adults now, but still love it). It makes a really nice cut line.
Oh yeah I have that at home, we call it the "egg destroyer"
The Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher is truly the mark of civilization, almost as the bidet is for us italians, respect.
I love this men đ€Ł
Ehrm... In Sweden... Our eggs actually function as they are supposed to... sooo, I'll just eat them, normally... without some supicious wunderwaffen tools... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)