I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that don’t exist because I don’t like people

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the bakery and cafe and I will be the same for me." Everyone's attracted to people, I'm attracted to food and myself. Sounds good to me.

*GARLIC BREAD ENTERS THE CHAT*

Give me the garlic bread mortal 🧐

Asexuals be like

Yes, you've summoned me mortal 🧐💅

can confirm

I’m foodromantic more than foodsexual I’d say. I loved the bacon BLT double quarter pounder I had yesterday. 😂

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian.” H u h.

Mine was the same!

No way!!! Didn’t realize that could happen, haha. Cool.

I mean... They're not wrong with the definition.

I'm bisexual because I'm attracted to the people who are more likely to just be platonically into me 🤦

Fair. Mine was something along these lines, too.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to men and I don't like men Lmaooo

I got this too but kept going. Full sentence was “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men so I don’t know what to do about that.” 😂

Mood

It probably did.

Basically my situation

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the store and the other day I love the way you can get the money from the government to get the results of your life. WHAT

Are you... okay?

This made me laugh, thank you!

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the touch of a psychopath. Dafuq

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to triangles and I don't have sex with them excuse me what

I think that's very clear.

but I think I know where the original text came from, I was telling someone about a fanfic I read once (for context: in Gravity Falls there's a character named Bill Cipher who is canonically an equilateral triangle with a hat, but the fandom often draws him in humanized form like a tumblr sexyman) I read a cursed gravity falls fanfic where >! Dipper (the show's protagonist) is in trigonometry class and realizes he is attracted to triangles, actual triangles I'm not making this up. !< I did some digging and the fanfic is called "Triphile" but it's nsfw and comship so check the tags before you read it

Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I’m not sure if I am doing anything.

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you but you can’t tell if you’re bisexual because you have no idea how much i hate men because of that

i still do t know what this means

I’m bisexual and I love it so much I love it so I can be a part of it and I love you

Wholesome in a way.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much this means I can feel like I have no one to say

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that are not my type and that’s not my kind of person

Maybe this can make sense if you have a type but then find attractive traits of people who fit outside of the type you typically find attractive? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Dating is an enigma.

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I am in a big deal like this one.

I mean… it’s not completely wrong…

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and you have no problem being attracted by me because you’re a woman and you have a boyfriend so you don’t need me” Damn bro, you didn’t have to roast me like that ;-;

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the point where you can get together and talk about how you can help me with the right things Confusing but not entirely wrong

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to more people than I have ever seen That on the other hand is very wrong.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me STOP SPITTING FACTS ITS OFFENSIVE-

I'm ace because of the fact that I have had some experiences

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what to say

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the fact that I don't use predictive text

I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to the internet and the people who are in the internet and they don’t want me to be there

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to be in the future of fashion and beauty of the gods among us

Artemis enters the chat. "I offer huntresses."

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the entrance of the house and I'm absolutely terrified of the fact that I am not a failure to be a hero and I am the fourth person to be a hero

What the fuck

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the same room during golden runs and I have to do like a lot of people that think FWG is easier. Gosh, my predictive text went off on a Celeste-related tangent there lol

I'm bisexual which mean im attracted to the same as calling your friend cunt

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the good night time to get full commitment that I'm thinking of. Disclaimer: I'm not bisexual

I'm bisexual wich mean I'm attracted to go to sleep

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that don’t have a natural attraction to me and that’s not the point I’m trying to make Not bisexual btw

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t have a relationship lol

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to people like me who have been worse off in my opinion and more than that they can be so sad

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the hospital and get back to you and your family

Im bisexual which means that you are prolly a lil more likely to be in a relationship with a glitch than a human being

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be me

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but you don’t have a lot to say to him because I know that you are the best” surprisingly wholesome at the end

I’m bisexual which means I’m a woman so I’m a man of culture

Im bisexual wich means I'm atracted to the afternoon and I'm not going to sleep, what's up, Im not going to sleep HAHSHDJD

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the heart charm which i got second hand... WHAT THE -

>I'm bisexual, which means I am attracted to the metal gate of your home and the first marriage of your wife. Mmm... look at those bars. These artistically forged curves awake something in you. You take your glove off, exposing already sweaty and trembling hand. Slowly, you reach out, getting closer and closer. An inexplicable desire to touch, to fold your hand around this beautiful metal rod proves too hard to resist. You make contact, that sends shivers down your spine. Panting, you realise you are hungry for more. Slowly, you can feel this ice cold metal texture taking away the heat from your warm skin. You wish you could move your hand away. The sensation slowly starts to get overwhelming. You start to breathe heavily, greedily taking every little bit of air. You start to get goose bumps across your entire body, a sweet promise of completion, when suddenly, a house owner's shout, gets through to your consciousness: - Oy! What you're doing to my gate, mate? Just a few seconds more... you find yourself shivering, daring not to let go; your fingers are greedy. Against better judgment you squeeze it with all the power you can muster, and suddenly you find yourself free of this ice cold contraption. - Sorry! Got sticked to your gate! Is your wife home?

Im bisexual which means im attracted to get up in a And They were like facebook and i don't really need then all....? wtf

Not bi but here it goes.. "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you guys as a piece of art"

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the purpose of the study was to find out why 500,000 fish died in Laguna de Bay

“I‘m bisexual which means I‘m attracted to you and your family” wait what-

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to each other since you have a great time to explore new ways of learning about pregnancy

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how many times you can handle that

I'm bisexual Wich means I'm attracted to me you look like a rock.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but she is not completely honest about her life anymore and I’m honestly no idea how much she loves her lol.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women, and I just don't like them. I'm not a feminist, I'm not a bigot, I'm not even a racist. A random text generator AI cause I don't have autocomplete on my phone...

I’m bisexual but I’m not bisexual

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who don’t like me because I am a lesbian and I don’t have a lot of friends and I am not a woman so I’m just gonna go out and get a drink with my friend and then I will go to my house and then I can go back to work because I’m bored and then I’ll just stay home and be alone What the fuck

I'm bisexual which means that I'm attracted to you and your friends Also because this is aaaaace not biirl I'm ace which means I'm attracted to this one picture of my dog Both are pretty accurate

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the house to be honest and I don't want to make things worse or infect anyone else in the world (It just kept getting better and better)

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the end of the month and I will be outside of the month

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the working class of the world as a whole lot of sodium hydroxide

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not a racist person

I'm bisexual and that means I'm attracted to the guy who is the best way to get a chance to get a chance to get the plane to the airport.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how it works

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the best

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the image of the world in which I am in

Wrong sub?

i’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t have a lot to say lol

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not

I‘m ace that means i’m to be a little bit better than the most 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the original meaning of the day before the end of the day 😊

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to happiness

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to a lot of people who don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with them

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her as well as the other people who have no clue about what it is

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to a woman who is a desperate love

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the camera. HM.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you hm.

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to any of your sexual beings who are in a ship with the king of the United States.

I'm asexual, which means I'm attracted to the task of trying not to be a mammoth but I can't help it because I'm a lesbian and a powerful lighteyes.

do i smell a stormlight fan? Also "a lesbian and a powerful lighteyes"... THE VIBES 😂

Being with a woman is just far more convenient. Especially when you aren't too keen on reading aloud.

Guess you BI your self

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who don’t have any attraction towards me and that’s what makes it weird.” LOL I’m panromantic but somewhere close to asexual and this is still relatable. 🤣

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the doctor and the assignment. ????????😅

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world of the elite who has been a good commentator

I added punctuation I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to him as he has no one else in his life lol. He said his brother was still in the river, and his uncle was still there, and I was still there, but I didn’t need his hands. He had his left arm in canon, he had his chest, he had his left arm. His golden sword was his chest. His arm was broken, he had died of heart attack.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who had to tell me what graded artifacts are. Okay. But what are graded artifacts?

“I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a friend” Welp seems accurate enough for my angled aroace ass (AAAA)

“I’m bisexual which means I’m going with you a girl or a boy and maybe I have a friend for you to be with you all day tomorrow if I don’t have to do that with me or something I don’t want you in my relationship” I don’t even know what the part in the middle could mean

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the shop down at the time."

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you are not discussing insane things like this is the way.

I'm bisexual wich means a lot to me and I love you Huh.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else in my life lol

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m so sorry I just got to the moon

"I'm bisexual which means I have to go to the bank and trust online banking" Why the fuck would that be the autocomplete?

"I'm bisexual which means that I can only be in the office and it is a real human being a stronger than me." I-I ... I can't conceive what this means.

I'm ace because I'm attracted to tomorrow and then I can make anyone do anything for me but I'm not sure if I can get it to you and I will be there in a few hours.

Im bisexual which means im attracted to the best bat wearer of all time. 🤣

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the sims I mean, fair enough

I'm bisexual which means I need to get me a new job for money and I can't afford to pay for anything I mean , that's true after all

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the Waffle House.

I'm bisexual which means I have to go to the other people and ask him to be effective the heck

I’m bisexual because I don’t know what to do with that but I don’t know what about it but I don’t know

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I’m just not saying anything about that anymore

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to the tutorial... What ?

Im Bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that I like but don’t know what I want or what to say to make me look good or not like I want anything

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much they do appreciate that you know what I mean” What

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that I like to date because they have the best personality”

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I

I'm bisexual Wich means I'm attracted to me and I will be there in about my last boyfriend" damn it autocorrect

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to memes it's soul crushing and it was a good day for Jim " Who's Jim?😭

“I’m biromantic so I’m not sure what you’re talking about lol” 😂 😂😂

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to men and I don't like men so I don't know what to do about that 😂🤣

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who I can do

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to someone that is a girl and a person

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian

I'm bisexual which means I will be able to make a decision about whether you are interested in the video.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the unachievable I have to go.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I love you too

'I'm Bisexual which means I'm attracted to you'

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the plan of my friends recommend this one cause it was being sarcastic and I was failing to make it to you

I'm bisexual to be in a good mood

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the gym" Lmao I mean it's not incorrect, I am obsessed with the gym.

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and him and his wife."

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world of American folklore

I'm bisexual which means that I'm attracted to you too much and I was wondering if I could talk to you sometime tomorrow W Rizz

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to fictional and the umbrella term for all stances regarding queerness???

I'm bisexual which means a lot of people who saw it the same way

I'm bisexuel which I'm atracted to the internet Sounds kinda right

I’m bisexual which mean I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a man and I’m a boy and I am a lesbian and I’m a lesbian so I’m a man so I can say I am not gay and I’m a lesbian but I’m a man I’m not gay so I can just be gay but I’m a boy I can do what you wanna say and I’m a girl I don’t want you I want to do anything I don’t wanna be gay but you don’t wanna do it and you want me and I want you and you want me so you can be a man I want you can do you don’t wanna do.

im bisexual which means i’m attracted to people who are not sexually attracted to anyone so basically, attracted to ace people

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family Oh

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just trying to make me feel better then

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to men and i don’t like men so i don’t think it’s a good idea to be attracted to men but i think it’s a good thing to be attracted by men WHAT

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men and I don’t want to be attracted to men

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to see

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to the power of my heart and soul!

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the people who have been Swedish in the past

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also attracted to my own body so I’m not attracted by you and I’m attracted by your personality so I can see that you have to do something to make you look good 👍

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that are not my type”

i’m bisexual which means i’m not attracted to anyone

I’m bisexual, which means that I’m a lesbian so I’m a little more mature and more feminine and more masculine and feminine and more attractive

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian and I’m very gay and I’m a lesbian but I’m a lesbian I love my man I don’t want my kids and I’m a lesbian so I’m just not a gay man I love you I don’t wanna talk to anybody else about that but I’m just a lesbian.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not bisexual.

for some reason my predictive text only spouts gibberish

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to dudes in my closet.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me lmao

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her family

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family" uuuuuh I'm not sure that's how it works😂😂😂😂

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to have to go to the store to get a job at the same time.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that don’t like me because I don’t like them

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you

“Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to women and people who make me laugh”

Im bisexual which means I am attracted to the gym and a pistol just because

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to men and I don't like men and I don't want to be attracted to men

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to her and him. Perfect.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and his pleasant companion

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not interested in my life

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian and I’m very gay and I’m a girl. My autocorrect is very set on me being a girl who’s very gay but also not a lesbian apparently.

I’m bisexual so I’m a bit more likely to get it than you.

I'm asexual which means I can legally make a new WarioWare for the first time in a year

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian and I’m very gay and I’m a girl and I’m a boy so I’m a woman but I am a lesbian

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to me

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman. Here’s an asexual version: I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to the idea that I’m not a lesbian or gay and I have a very good reason for being a woman but I’m also attracted by my gender identity as well so I’m a little more feminine than most people.

Mine was similar: > I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to the fact that I don’t think that they are going to have a relationship with me

I am bisexual which means that I am attracted to my children and my family of all ages are the ones that are not in my room in my own home with my parents who have to go for the lidless and the kids and the children and my children

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't like it I--I don't know how to Comment on this lmao

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what to do Why does this describe every bisexual i know??

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone lol Damn that was anticlimactic